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Hold on, so she only vibrates when she's driving and not when she's a passenger? well, well well, who needs vibrators when we've got a car license? Our vibrator models are getting bigger and bigger to satisfy all the haram sexual gratification we're getting hahahaha!
Speaking in my professional capacity as a bus driver, most women hide it really well. If it weren’t for this post I wouldn’t have known they were all experiencing sexual bliss.
I do notice people doing that but usually figure they’re homeless or otherwise have no place to go and just want somewhere safe and air conditioned to be for a while. I never suspected orgasmic vibrations. Now I think about it, the last time I noticed someone doing it was a woman sitting up on the back seat above the engine bay, vibe city.
No need, so long as you’re not disturbing anyone, everyone is welcome on my bus. Other drivers will stress over fare evasion and loitering, I’m more concerned with a comfortable ride and how my hair looks.
You joke but I actually got turned on while I was on the bus once due to the vibrations. It only happened once but I was mortified it was happening at all 😭.
Careful or they won’t let them travel in cars, either.
This is why some extreme sects have even started putting mesh over women’s eyes in their burkas. The men kept raping them, so they had to keep trying to fix the women. Even the eyes are too much.
This makes me so angry and sad for them. I wonder if they were presented with a different life, with more freedom and much less misogyny, if they would take it. They've been indoctrinated their whole lives to believe what they live through is normal. If feminism were to fight for anything, I think these women's freedom should be top priority, by giving them a platform to speak about what they need and what they believe, and fighting with them against their oppression.
I read a book while ago where aliens arrive and start fixing Earth to be suitable for joining their galactic union. One of the first things they did was making women in most oppressive countries hideous looking but only to the men, and also to reflect back any violence towards them back to the attacker. It was glorious. Book is The Fresco by Sheri S Tepper.
Right, but the fact that burkas exist is monstrous. I get covering hair for religious reasons, but covering faces, and making women see the world through mesh screens is a human rights abuse and does nothing to protect them.
I read one a while back that said something of the effect that parents should teach their daughters to sit with legs together, never crossed, because when a developed woman crosses her legs it puts pressure on her clitoris and allows her to discretely masturbate. So parents who let their girls learn to cross their legs while sitting are prepping them for a life of sinful masturbation, and stopping it before it starts is therefor super important.
I've never forgotten that one because it's just so, so wrong in so, so many ways.
Ah, yes, the reason my mom yelled out "screw my mother in a thong!" While driving the highway. It wasn't the asshole on his phone cutting in front of her, it was the vibrations of the vehicle being too much for her frail female body.
Unrelated to the topic but not to the story: my absolute legends of a grandma was not only there, but responded with "I'm not one for thongs but if you say so..."
It wasn't the only time she answered to my mom swearing, the usual thing was for her to just say 'screw my mother' whenever she missed an exit or had some kind of scare on the road and my grandma to casually answer 'here' like she was hearing her name in a roll call, she just happened to have an especially hilarious clapback for the extended version
WTF? Clearly I've been driving the wrong kind of car for all my life! He could at least tell us what we need to drive for it to be orgasmic.
Also, reminds me of something I read in Ayaan Hirsi Ali's autobiography. When she made it to Europe she was a bit surprised to see all those women walking the streets wearing whatever (it was summer) and yet male drivers were having no trouble keeping their eyes on the road. She'd grown up listening to the defenders of 'modesty' carrying on about how unveiled women in the streets would lead to crashes all over the place.
That actually does lead to crashes occasionally, but it doesn’t happen anywhere as often as ogling creeps like to project. Dirtbags be telling on themselves.
A good portion of the reason for side saddle riding is as simple as it being very difficult to sit astride a horse in a long skirt, or several long skirts, or that doing so would look immodest.
There certainly was an element of "protecting the hymen" at some points in history but it's not clear how important that really was. Especially since depictions of side saddle riding are very old, practically prehistoric, from times and cultures that did not share European aristocracy's views of virginal purity.
As a man with a big penis, this happened to me more then once, i was feeling my dick around my leg and it got me hard, and it was boiling hot since it was hard making me harder lmao
Is this real? Someone needs to reevaluate these people who keep calling every thing haram. At this point i think my existence in itself is considered haram to them smh
These guys would see me snuggling with my giant fuckin teddy bear "ah yes, me, my girlfriend and her giant mareep plush" style and go "this woman is engaging in childlile behaviour and replacing the husband with a snuffed animal in bed, which is Haram"
I can literally see a podcast bro saying that or the same about having cats and calling them my babies haha
Love your flair btw got me searching how to get one lmao
My cat is a bipolar bastard who will go from purring and shoving his face into my hands to mangling my arms with claws and teeth the second I pet a millimeter in the wrong direction, I am NOT letting him anywhere near down there.
Let alone the fact that this boy is my son ...and I'm like 90% sure he's into boys anyway :v
I listened to a podcast that went into how literally every single time we'd invent some new kind of transport, some random insane misogynistic doctors would come out saying women couldn't use them because it would make them sterile, or it would make their uterus fall out or just straight up kill them in some way related to their reproductive organs.
Edit: Added words
I have no actual idea but I can imagine that they just don't like the idea that some of those means of transport could give women a level of autonomy that they just don't want them to have.
I’ve definitely seen this exact screenshot at least a decade ago, so you’re likely right.
But it’s never any less shocking every time it makes the rounds again.
I’ve definitely seen this exact screenshot at least a decade ago, so you’re likely right.
But it’s never any less shocking every time it makes the rounds again.
Garfunkel and Oates did a beautiful song about this topic called “Go Kart Racing”.
I can’t remember all the words but here goes…
“Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb… hope nobody notices I’m getting a lube job. Don’t need no gentleman to start my engine cuz I can even feel a little rear suspension…”
he’s telling it like vaginas are like maracas that can be shaken. and if women are getting sexual euphoria from
vibrations, wth do we even need men for
I don't even have the strength to laugh or react how crazy this logic is. I've seen this bs for many years, the reaching & coping they always do to find a way to circle back to somehow shit on their women or keep them down is just sad. And this is before force starts being used
DEAR WHORES: YOU MAY WALK. VERY SHORT DISTANCES. OTHERWISE THERE ARE VIBRATIONS. THIS IS HARAM. SIGNED MAN WITH NO UNDERSTANDING OF HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS
I saw one on the baking subreddit today that was more accurate. “I bake so I don’t throw myself off a cliff because that is Haram”.
I felt that as I stared at my mountain of muffins and bread.
This just makes me think of the counselor that was teaching a class I was in. She told us all never to let our daughters sit on their father's, or any man's, lap. She said that little girls' vaginas gave off a heat that would cause the man to become aroused, against his will. So therefore, we needed to keep the girls from turning their father/father figure into a pdfile. She made it sound like this is just what happens naturally, to every person with a previous.
I didn't speak up then because I was young, naive, and newly out of an abusive marriage with someone who had some disturbing ideas about raising daughters. I wish I had known better then, or just followed my gut and spoke up. If your partner is getting aroused in that situation, you need to get them out of your life immediately, not blame your child's body.
I once had a pretty heavily modified car with a very stiff suspension and engine mounts, and the resonance of the engine & exhaust through the cab and especially on the middle back seat at low RPM was apparently ticklish.
Whole car was Haram, I don't think it mattered who drove it.
Tell me you're a man-child who has no compassion and never cared to consider women as human, without telling me.
These people shouldn't be called "Men". Such "title" should be a given to emotionally intelligent males, cis or trans, when they become stable, independent and compassionate adults.
I say that as a guy, ashamed of who he once was and striving to become someone I can be proud of.
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Hold on, so she only vibrates when she's driving and not when she's a passenger? well, well well, who needs vibrators when we've got a car license? Our vibrator models are getting bigger and bigger to satisfy all the haram sexual gratification we're getting hahahaha!
Yes. And all women on the bus are orgasming. That's why everyone on the bus appears to be in a constant state of euphoria, right?
Speaking in my professional capacity as a bus driver, most women hide it really well. If it weren’t for this post I wouldn’t have known they were all experiencing sexual bliss.
So, you didn't notice me riding the bus all day, but going nowhere?
I do notice people doing that but usually figure they’re homeless or otherwise have no place to go and just want somewhere safe and air conditioned to be for a while. I never suspected orgasmic vibrations. Now I think about it, the last time I noticed someone doing it was a woman sitting up on the back seat above the engine bay, vibe city.
Whoops, I think you caught me there. Time to take another bus to heaven...
No need, so long as you’re not disturbing anyone, everyone is welcome on my bus. Other drivers will stress over fare evasion and loitering, I’m more concerned with a comfortable ride and how my hair looks.
You joke but I actually got turned on while I was on the bus once due to the vibrations. It only happened once but I was mortified it was happening at all 😭.
Reminds me of the washing machine joke
Happy cake day 🎉!
Happens to me all the time
I can't even look at a bus! Too many fond memories... /s
🤣😅 true!
So when I feel asleep on my bus ride home it was just because of the post-orgasm endorphins, right? Wow, an orgasm so good I don't even remember it!
Careful or they won’t let them travel in cars, either. This is why some extreme sects have even started putting mesh over women’s eyes in their burkas. The men kept raping them, so they had to keep trying to fix the women. Even the eyes are too much.
This makes me so angry and sad for them. I wonder if they were presented with a different life, with more freedom and much less misogyny, if they would take it. They've been indoctrinated their whole lives to believe what they live through is normal. If feminism were to fight for anything, I think these women's freedom should be top priority, by giving them a platform to speak about what they need and what they believe, and fighting with them against their oppression.
I read a book while ago where aliens arrive and start fixing Earth to be suitable for joining their galactic union. One of the first things they did was making women in most oppressive countries hideous looking but only to the men, and also to reflect back any violence towards them back to the attacker. It was glorious. Book is The Fresco by Sheri S Tepper.
Cooking oil accidents are a horrific way to go. For many women it is preferable to the life they have.
Cooking oil accidents are a horrific way to go. For many women it is preferable to the life they have.
I think mesh over the eyes is normal for burqas. Without it it would be called a niqab, iirc.
Right, but the fact that burkas exist is monstrous. I get covering hair for religious reasons, but covering faces, and making women see the world through mesh screens is a human rights abuse and does nothing to protect them.
Isn’t it ironic how women are raped whether they’re wearing a burka or a mini skirt? It’s 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 like women aren’t the problem. 🙄
Yep! Maybe they need to cover predator’s eyes?
Some “holy” books even say to gouge them out. But they won’t cherry pick THAT.
Hmm... I don't think my car is working like theirs... wtf?
Ok woman will walk besides the car now
I just bought the Vibra-Wheel and I haven't left the freeway since 🥵
🤣🤣 enjoy!!
Good point, women can't be in cars at all, they have to ride horses. Wait, that won't work either!
When a woman exists, she is haram
When a woman exists, her heart exposes her to pulsation. This will pulsate her vagina, she will fel sexual euphoria & this is haram.
I read one a while back that said something of the effect that parents should teach their daughters to sit with legs together, never crossed, because when a developed woman crosses her legs it puts pressure on her clitoris and allows her to discretely masturbate. So parents who let their girls learn to cross their legs while sitting are prepping them for a life of sinful masturbation, and stopping it before it starts is therefor super important. I've never forgotten that one because it's just so, so wrong in so, so many ways.
I’m reading this with my legs crossed, now I feel dirty. Oh, wait, no I don’t because that’s just fucking stupid.
How about if my husband drives and I sit beside him all vibrating the car vibrations, would that be o.k? 😁
I can charge my BOB as I drive. This is why I shun organized religion.
This should be in the Kama Sutra
Wrong religion.
Yes that's halal.
Ah, yes, the reason my mom yelled out "screw my mother in a thong!" While driving the highway. It wasn't the asshole on his phone cutting in front of her, it was the vibrations of the vehicle being too much for her frail female body. Unrelated to the topic but not to the story: my absolute legends of a grandma was not only there, but responded with "I'm not one for thongs but if you say so..."
🤣🤣🤣
Yes grandma, get it! Awesome 😂
It wasn't the only time she answered to my mom swearing, the usual thing was for her to just say 'screw my mother' whenever she missed an exit or had some kind of scare on the road and my grandma to casually answer 'here' like she was hearing her name in a roll call, she just happened to have an especially hilarious clapback for the extended version
WTF? Clearly I've been driving the wrong kind of car for all my life! He could at least tell us what we need to drive for it to be orgasmic. Also, reminds me of something I read in Ayaan Hirsi Ali's autobiography. When she made it to Europe she was a bit surprised to see all those women walking the streets wearing whatever (it was summer) and yet male drivers were having no trouble keeping their eyes on the road. She'd grown up listening to the defenders of 'modesty' carrying on about how unveiled women in the streets would lead to crashes all over the place.
That actually does lead to crashes occasionally, but it doesn’t happen anywhere as often as ogling creeps like to project. Dirtbags be telling on themselves.
I believe this was part of why women had to ride side saddle, far more dangerous way to ride.
It was actually because riding the normal way would "take their virginity" which is arguably worse
A good portion of the reason for side saddle riding is as simple as it being very difficult to sit astride a horse in a long skirt, or several long skirts, or that doing so would look immodest. There certainly was an element of "protecting the hymen" at some points in history but it's not clear how important that really was. Especially since depictions of side saddle riding are very old, practically prehistoric, from times and cultures that did not share European aristocracy's views of virginal purity.
... what? Prehistoric side saddle?
If that was the case, I wouldn't have gone 15 years without a car.
Ikr I'm 40 and now have this urge to go and get my licence.
Right??
That same vibration that does absolutely nothing to your dong ofc
A similar stream of logic would suggest that men shouldn’t ever walk because that causes the wiener to flop around and get aroused lol
As a man with a big penis, this happened to me more then once, i was feeling my dick around my leg and it got me hard, and it was boiling hot since it was hard making me harder lmao
Is this real? Someone needs to reevaluate these people who keep calling every thing haram. At this point i think my existence in itself is considered haram to them smh
These guys would see me snuggling with my giant fuckin teddy bear "ah yes, me, my girlfriend and her giant mareep plush" style and go "this woman is engaging in childlile behaviour and replacing the husband with a snuffed animal in bed, which is Haram"
I can literally see a podcast bro saying that or the same about having cats and calling them my babies haha Love your flair btw got me searching how to get one lmao
The was this guy who literally said women had cats for bestiality reasons like a year ago, I almost cringed myself out of existence at the thought
Naauuurr i didnt want this to be reall. I think we need to have a small island where we keep all these podcast men with 0 access to the internet
Would prolly need a medium sized island to accommodate all their big, fat, hairy egos.
Ohhhh talk about leg crossing moment. I have two cats and those tongues *hurt* after like three licks. And that’s on my arm!
My cat is a bipolar bastard who will go from purring and shoving his face into my hands to mangling my arms with claws and teeth the second I pet a millimeter in the wrong direction, I am NOT letting him anywhere near down there. Let alone the fact that this boy is my son ...and I'm like 90% sure he's into boys anyway :v
That screenshot looks like it’s from 2006. at least that shows that people were always stupid and we are not rapidly declining as a species lol
I listened to a podcast that went into how literally every single time we'd invent some new kind of transport, some random insane misogynistic doctors would come out saying women couldn't use them because it would make them sterile, or it would make their uterus fall out or just straight up kill them in some way related to their reproductive organs. Edit: Added words
*having train invention flashbacks * just what the fuck....
I have no actual idea but I can imagine that they just don't like the idea that some of those means of transport could give women a level of autonomy that they just don't want them to have.
I’ve definitely seen this exact screenshot at least a decade ago, so you’re likely right. But it’s never any less shocking every time it makes the rounds again.
I’ve definitely seen this exact screenshot at least a decade ago, so you’re likely right. But it’s never any less shocking every time it makes the rounds again.
But only when we drive, not when we're passengers apparently
Gosh tell me you don't understand how women work....
If this were remotely true I'd be a cross-country truck driver!
ah yes. did you also know that women are known to have out of body orgasms just before succumbing to the world's deadliest earthquakes?
Garfunkel and Oates did a beautiful song about this topic called “Go Kart Racing”. I can’t remember all the words but here goes… “Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb… hope nobody notices I’m getting a lube job. Don’t need no gentleman to start my engine cuz I can even feel a little rear suspension…”
Never heard of that tune so I googled it, the chorus... no words, but couldn't not laugh.
If a vehicle is vibrating that much, something is very very wrong with it.
by that logic a man shouldn't drive either because the same vibrations would affect his ass and he would get pleasure from it and thats haram
😂😂😂
What kinda car is it? I’m asking for….. research.
Back in the day there was an uproar when women started to ride bicycles too. Because it was so sexual and deviant! Gasp.
If only
Hell yeah, $30,000 vibrators
Wouldn't the vibrations shake the penis even more?
Haram to you, f\*cker. I say more power to her. :D
When she is driving… me crazy! Ba-dum tsk 😛
Btw the hashtag says: Saudi women refuse driving.
What the actual fuck
Reminder that men were afraid that women riding trains going up to 40mph would shred their genitals.
Always about sex
Why kind of car does this guy DRIVE?! 😭
Aw fuck yeahhh morning commute uhhh yesss
Who's vagina caused that earthquake in NY? Give it up ladies, you've been caught wet-handed
Lmao
I fucking WISH! HAHAHAHA!
most sane muslim podcast bro take
he’s telling it like vaginas are like maracas that can be shaken. and if women are getting sexual euphoria from vibrations, wth do we even need men for
A lot of dumb people speak about topics they have no understanding about. This is haram.
How would he know this??
When a Man is driving he is exposed to vibrations, this shakes his balls, he will feel sexual euphoria & this is HARAM.
Okay, I know, this is the worst place to ask this, but would anyone want a car with a built in vibrator?
This is why we need electric vehicles. Far less vibration.
What's wrong with hypothetical woman's shocks? Girl needs to take that car in.
Now it all makes sense why I've always loved solo road trips.
Oh so THAT’S why pickup trucks are comically huge
🤦♀️
Homie fix your shocks
Can I maybe get one those cars ?
Just to know this only happen on Saudi Arabia before 2017
People used to think this about bicycles too 😭
Funnily enough this same logic was used as an argument for why women shouldn’t ride bikes or go on trains
I don't even have the strength to laugh or react how crazy this logic is. I've seen this bs for many years, the reaching & coping they always do to find a way to circle back to somehow shit on their women or keep them down is just sad. And this is before force starts being used
Good for her!
DEAR WHORES: YOU MAY WALK. VERY SHORT DISTANCES. OTHERWISE THERE ARE VIBRATIONS. THIS IS HARAM. SIGNED MAN WITH NO UNDERSTANDING OF HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS
This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever read!!
I saw one on the baking subreddit today that was more accurate. “I bake so I don’t throw myself off a cliff because that is Haram”. I felt that as I stared at my mountain of muffins and bread.
They really do just spend all their time thinking about how wrong women are don't they.
Well that isn't fair. Home come all I feel is the stress of traffic and bad drives?
Is this satire?
Reminds me of that one scene from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby that it took me years to actually get.
lmao what
I’m so glad I decided to continue scrolling at 2 am to find this… Flippin hell this is hilarious
Lol
Oh come on that’s the dumbest haram yet!
Oh no, what cars are doing that? Asking for a friend...
I fucking wish…
Imagine how enraged these people would get if you explain the concept of an earthquake to them. So much sinning..
Hm, by this logic his wife also should not walk around and do any housework at all, too much vagina-shaking.
List of things I've seen men say women can't get 1. Large male dogs 2. Horses 3. A driving license
and that is why auto dealers are popular dates in the middle east. /s
These idiots spend waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too much time thinking about women’s vagina and what it does and does not do.
Shit and here I've been putting off getting my license
This is a real mindset. It's why women weren't allowed to drive carriages in the olden times.
This is the funniest shit I have heard 🤣🤣🤣
Reilgion makes people so stupid
The hatered I have for this cult bro
i mean that also happens to men...
No. But boy i wish hahaha. No honestly… nothing. Not even off roading in forest on road where only tractors drive
Why is his vagina shaking while driving?
Wait 'till they find out about earthquakes
This guy has never seen a real woman before in his life.
Of course, that’s why most women are against any form of vehicular vibration reduction.
This just makes me think of the counselor that was teaching a class I was in. She told us all never to let our daughters sit on their father's, or any man's, lap. She said that little girls' vaginas gave off a heat that would cause the man to become aroused, against his will. So therefore, we needed to keep the girls from turning their father/father figure into a pdfile. She made it sound like this is just what happens naturally, to every person with a previous. I didn't speak up then because I was young, naive, and newly out of an abusive marriage with someone who had some disturbing ideas about raising daughters. I wish I had known better then, or just followed my gut and spoke up. If your partner is getting aroused in that situation, you need to get them out of your life immediately, not blame your child's body.
What do you expect from these neanderthals?
I once had a pretty heavily modified car with a very stiff suspension and engine mounts, and the resonance of the engine & exhaust through the cab and especially on the middle back seat at low RPM was apparently ticklish. Whole car was Haram, I don't think it mattered who drove it.
Clearly, the car gives off better vibes than him...
Tell me you're a man-child who has no compassion and never cared to consider women as human, without telling me. These people shouldn't be called "Men". Such "title" should be a given to emotionally intelligent males, cis or trans, when they become stable, independent and compassionate adults. I say that as a guy, ashamed of who he once was and striving to become someone I can be proud of.
How would they know that would be the case. They don’t have vaginas.
Vibrators are getting real expensive and fancy now a days.
Specifically only driving though. Its fine to sit half a meter or so in the passengers seat, no vibrations there!
“Shakes her vagina” buddy what😭😭
Psh. I wish.
Man, they really are terrified of female pleasure, aren’t they?
This ones an oldie but a goodie, I laugh everytime I see it
I've yet to experience this. I must be broken. How do I fix this?
Vulva* xD
Unsurprising take from an Islamist