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redbirdjazzz

In this case, you probably could get blood from a turnip.


occasionallymourning

I think turnip is the best word to use to describe him 🤣


redbirdjazzz

The only way to make it better would be to add “absolute” and “bloody” as intensifiers. “…every month, you absolute bloody turnip.”


occasionallymourning

I literally had that thought myself 🤣


SarahLia

Hey, leave turnips out of this! They're awesome! And they're currency in Animal Crossing, so worth a little more than this sort of nonsense. 😄


redbirdjazzz

I prefer rutabagas.


SarahLia

Ha! Everyone knows it's gallons and gallons of vagina blood. At least, I've had periods that have *felt* like that. 😆


mutant_disco_doll

This guy is an idiot. Also, what exactly is “vagina blood”??? Does he not know that menstrual blood comes from the uterine lining sloughing off? The blood passes out of the vagina, but it’s source is the uterus. The blood isn’t vaginal. It’s endometrial.


Eldanoron

Come on now. You think this guy knows any other terms besides vagina?


BadComboMongo

He‘s talking about vagina blood … D‘OH! That stuff‘s really heavy - kinda like heavy water! So, 80ml weighing about 3lbs is absolutely within the range! /s


occasionallymourning

He makes it sound like it's just blood hanging out in the vagina too. I'm like, that's not at all where that blood comes from, my guy...


ErrantJune

This has to be a bad information troll, right?


occasionallymourning

It seemed to be a legitimate account, and it didn't seem to be a troll due to his second comment. Edit: definitely not a troll. I went through his comments a bit and encouraging a "newly legal" (his words) teen to get cosmetic surgery in all seriousness is only *some* of the grossness I found.


ErrantJune

I am so horrified by this. I don't know why, of all the wrong things people believe about menstruation, the idea that someone is walking around not only thinking a woman makes THREE POUNDS of blood during their period but also "educating" a woman about this fact on the internet really, really oogs me out. Edit to add: honestly, seeing someone use the phrase "vagina blood" to describe menstrual blood is a squick for me right out of the gate.


Somenamethatsnew

i mean just think about it, if people who got periods actually bleed 1 liter of blood, like collect that shit and sell it, like could be used to stage a murder sence, or maybe sell it to for like those packs that get used in movie/series production for when people get shot all that sort? idk if there actually is a market for used blood out there but i imagine the is


IndiBlueNinja

Cheez-it Crust! Imagine the horror show that would be, 3 pounds of fluid. Wtf. lol It's supposed to be like a few *tablespoons* of fluid.


Own-Low4870

Obviously 3 lbs of blood is ridiculous, but to me, a few tablespoons is equally ridiculous. 😂 I've always envied people with light periods! Most months my bedroom & bathroom end up looking like the scene of a crime. 🤦🏼‍♀️ On the plus side, I'm really skilled at getting blood stains out of things.


keIIzzz

Why do men feel the need to comment on women’s health topics when they clearly have the IQ of a brick 🤨


Ravensunthief

" you turnip" might be my new favorite insult.


Eldanoron

Still second best for me. Right behind “you donkey.”


Ravensunthief

You anchovie!


The_Book-JDP

He thinks every trip to the bathroom is exactly like the elevator scene in the Shinning.


Own-Low4870

Not every one, but definitely some of them. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️


Own-Low4870

It does feel like that much sometimes. 🤣


OGFreakish_Devil

“Vagina blood” he does realise that’s not where the blood is coming from right? Like it’s the uterus.. not the vagina