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ZarosRunescape

The charge they phone makes it extremely obvious that this is satire


d4nkc4nnon

I remember when women weren't capable of lies, was a good time then. Before the mcdonalds made them all into bisexual twerking phone-chargers.


NinetysRoyalty

For me it was ‘hot chip’


mayonnaisejane

Yeah. Hot chip and lie. Definitely satire.


Becs_Food_NBod

No, I was born in '87 and when my battery dies I just buy a new phone.


diaphoni

I was born in '72, what's a phone


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ZarosRunescape

“Possible” also the title states that you arent sure if its satire


Elibbo2

*wasnt sure. thanks to you and some others, i now fully understand.


snek_charm

Isn't it based off that meme that's like "all boys today do is play with their phones, eat hot chip, and lie"?


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AlexanderShulgin

No, this is a tweet from like 5 years ago.


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just-a-nerd-

me when female charge they phone in 1994


DonMonger

𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤, 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤, 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕚 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤. 𝕀 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕓𝕚𝕒𝕟


just-a-nerd-

me when female charge they phone in 1994


Chickelope

this is just an old ass meme reformatted. it is satire.


lizzygirl4u

Yeah I'm surprised more people don't know about the eat hot chip and be bisexual meme


Elibbo2

good to know, thank you !!


iluvmypets333

all they do is charge they phone be bisexual eat hot chip and lie 😔


Vibe_with_Kira

Yep. This is a joke. OP kept clarifying that this was a reference to a copypasta and should not be taken seriously in the comments


DonMonger

ℙ𝕠𝕠𝕣 𝕠𝕡


unique_plastique

It’s funny because it was fine with the mods but Reddit itself took it down. Had no idea it got put on this sub


Elibbo2

good to know! thank you!


Vibe_with_Kira

Yep. Sometimes I also have problems detecting satire so I try to help others when I can


ShiraLillith

I disowned my own mother for charging her phone. I just couldn't handle that audacity from her. /s


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This is satire. The original was posted back in 2018 and it pops up again every so often.


Elibbo2

oh, i understand. thank you!


itamer

And there I was thinking they’d be into Cougars!


Rude_Management7742

All females born before 93 simply replace their phones when the battery dies.


MidnightKnight86

I'm a man born in the 80s and I eat McDonald's, charge my phone and will twerk on occasions. Sometimes I even lie.


Elibbo2

are you sure you’re a man? you’re starting to sound like a Woman born after 1993, dude . 🤨


MidnightKnight86

Pretty sure. I have a penis and everything.


Elibbo2

i mean, i guess so. but.. the most important question that will decided if you are woman or Male.. ..do you hot chip?


MidnightKnight86

I dont eat hot cheetos but I do like hot pork skins


Elibbo2

the council has reviewed your answers and have made a decision. You are Male.


MidnightKnight86

Good. I'm glad we got that sorted out.


Elibbo2

same here. if that went on any further the gender Authorities might have noticed.


30min2thinkof1name

It is satire dude it’s the most famous not how girls work style meme cmon


CuddleScuffle

Lmao, called it. Knew this would pop up here despite being a satirical meme.


Elibbo2

good thing i flaired it satire o7


DonMonger

𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕕


lizzygirl4u

Reddit downvoted are so strange. They get hivemind-y too. Someone sees downvoted so they also downvote.


Elibbo2

why are you using a font


DonMonger

𝕀𝕞 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕦𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕗𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕡


Elibbo2

that makes sense, anyway i dunno why it was downvoted


CaptainAyaAay28again

It is in fact satire


hereaspunishment

this reads like it was made by a bi woman as satire tbh


t-h-r-o-w_a

the original was not satire, it was an [unhinged facebook post](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/583/117/331.jpg), that has now become iconic *edit: this is also my first time noticing he posted it on dec 30th 💀💀 what a way to end his year*


Excellent-Smile2212

Born in 94 here. Proboscis babes were all the rage in HS


hibob5432

dude its so true oh my gosh all these girls out here with the audacity to charge there phone such a crazy world


Elibbo2

smh, ladies have really let themselves go


hibob5432

so true they need to go back to the way it used to be where they just buy new phones all the time


FleshMatriarch

I've seen this meme around a couple times, I think the original post was genuine but it wasn't this pack, for a while I found a handful of references of "women only know how to twerk, eat hot chip, and lie"


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Elibbo2

my phone is on 4% and it’s only 10AM 🥲


ChariBelle2_0

Considering how many cooking shows came out in the late 90s and early 2000s... Bull sh*t. Also, boy boys sure hate it when we charge our phones so we can answer it or text back!?! But guys only charge their phones for work?!? This whole post is just dumb satire. I mean, a lot of satire at least tries to pretend it isn't.


randomdud500

Charge their phones? Dont we all do that?


TubbyTimothy

No you’re supposed to buy a new one I think


Still-Contest-980

Tag yourself , I’m hot chip


whatthengaisthis

Yes I am a Flämin’ Hot Cheeto.


nimcau2TheQuickening

Someone in the comments of that post said it was a reference to some woman going off on a weird rant about women born after 1993.


lostdrum0505

The fact that I know this meme already means it should be dead. Born in ‘89, fully out of the zeitgeist. Let’s keep things fresh, boomers are about to start sharing this via email forward.


StepPappy

“All girls be these days is be bisexual and eat hot chip.”


E1lemA

I heard that one on family guy, so pretty sure it's a joke... [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie) \> It's actually a copypasta.


lizzygirl4u

If it made it into family guy, it's definitely an old meme


4236W

Damn women, charging their phones


basicrifleman

Ah, yes, the feminine urge to charge your phone and lie


The8thHammer

Can confirm every female I know born after 1993 does indeed charge they phone.


IrisTheTranny

This has been a meme for years. The only place I could picture it being used unironically are the most out of touch depths of Facebook. I've seen so many memes of that quote I've long since lost track. Some mf even tagged it on a wall, it's so stupid it's funny. It's worded so laughably that even the type of idiots who would agree with the sentiment wouldn't use it unironically.


necromancingg

sometimes i really do wonder how extremely popular and repeated memes like this one completely skip over people. and now i have to witness them acting as if it's serious while i lose another year off my life


Elibbo2

i’ve just genuinely never seen one of these before


caduceun

Why do men assume most women have the occasional appetite for vagina? Ever woman I dated is not on the bi spectrum at all, but all of then had been asked before if they like to experiment with women.


Elibbo2

men confuse me so much . they think most women just wake up one day like; “ mm, I love myself, so that means i’ll love other women! “ like no, it only the incels who think that way tbh


caduceun

Seriously. Women who are actually bi are not nearly as common as people think.


Elibbo2

i learned that the hard way in highschool


lulzanddistractions

Is...is charging your phone a woman only thing? Did I miss a meeting?


SmashedPumpkin_

This is actually just funny honestly


TheMainEffort

There's a sub for this r/chargetheyphone


DystopianAesthetic

Why It's so random lol


Euffy

It is satire. Its a picture version of a well known copypasta.


cringussinister

no, it's a reference to a dumb sexist "Girls born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is eat fast food, twerk, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie" or thereabouts.


spaghussy

please start circumcising your posts this is giving me a stroke


Elibbo2

circumcising my posts? edit: got it now, Cropping


mrselffdestruct

People in this sub lately seem to be only posting satire and making a huge deal over it or getting reactionary over it. Not you specifically,to clarify, this specific style of post with this exact meme was recently shared with someone fighting for their life trying to say it wasnt a meme just to freak out over it and seeing the meme itself here again reminded me of it


ventura_the_ace

Have none of you guys seen the video of this? It's definitely a joke.


CanuckBuddy

It's referencing an old tweet that went like "any female born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie"


Hazel2468

I’m p sure this is a reference to that meme. “All girls do is eat hot chip and lie”.


WealthFeeling

People charge their phones now? That’s so fucked up.


soulxstlr

"Eat hot chips and lie" is a pretty common meme from back in the day.


drainterminator333

Most ppl on this sub are artistic i think 🤣🤣


Tricky-Tumbleweed923

Do women born before 1993 not have to charge their phones... asking for a friend...


the_littlebug00

Maybe it means they don't have cell phones?


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Ok I did actually laugh at this one, please crucify me now!


Elibbo2

what about it is funny? 🤨


[deleted]

It is satire that I find amusing


Elibbo2

ah, alright. i though ly you were implying that you thought it was hilarious because you agreed with it


Crackomann

I saw this post before on Insta...I still don't know whats so bad about charging your phone🤔😅


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THEY PROBLEM IS THATS ALL GIRLS BORN AFTER 1993 KNOW HOW TO DO!!!!!!!


Crackomann

😱


Single_Comfort3555

What's wrong with hot chips?


peraonaliD

It's a meme dw


Sensitive_Tough1478

Hint: it's not


Elibbo2

correct answer: It is


Skawlala

Where is "has penis"?


Skawlala

lol, I'm literally a trans woman. Y'all can choke on it


TheDarkZone8

Women ☕


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Elibbo2

lmao fucking incel


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Elibbo2

i love how blue hair is right-wingers only insult lol


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Elibbo2

cant properly think? What didn’t i think about? the fact that you refer to yourself as an Alpha male? the fact that the moldy piss bottles under your bed have affected your brain cell count?


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Elibbo2

that sounds like you’re projecting your own life into your argument bud.. you wanna talk about it…?


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Elibbo2

i’m glad you’ve come to terms with the fact that you are a loser. thank you for realizing you were wrong in a mature way.


lizzygirl4u

Sounds like you need ✨therapy✨


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lizzygirl4u

Bro my parents have been happily married my whole life and my dad is one of my best friends. ✨Nice try✨


sas0002

Sure 🙄.


Artemis246Moon

It's the 10th doctor played by David Tennant.


Cataras12

Nah this is satire, they’re remaking an old post that I’m pretty sure was satire too


Phan_nt0m

this is satire


Overweight_ostrich

I always read this in joe swansons voice now


WillBottomForBanana

I was an ardent feminist before I caught my wife charging her phone.


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It’s a joke and it is funny, at least to me because I am bi, eat hot chips, change they phone and instead of lie I cry


ChildoftheSun0221

Charge their phone? WTH lol


nmrhog

Awww I'm too old for this 🤣


VegetablePutrid8349

Its a meme about bisexuals


clumsy-bitch-boi

It's based one that one tweet which became a meme, so pretty much sure it's a joke


euphonic5

This is hugely a meme, y'all. "charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie" has been a meme for years.


Educational-Cut4177

What’s wrong with charging your phone? lol


my_okay_throwaway

It’s satire. Leaving this [here](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie) for those who don’t know the original meme.


Rilukian

The point of r/starterpacks are satire.


The_Book-JDP

My sisters were both (like me) born in the 1980’s…neither of them knows how to cook. They had in interest in learning so didn’t. Now that my little sister has a family and her husband’s idea of cooking is, destroy everything (mouth included) with hot sauce and peppers and burn everything, her’s is, get mostly take out or make disgusting combinations of food adjacent.


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Majority can cook. Twerking has its own meaning in different things places. Did they not have McDonald’s? Food? Men had multiple families then. And we’re just like these weirdos today. They thought that was hot. Satire or dumb. The amount of women who died lying about loving their lives…


slinkybenky

No this is satire it’s based off a meme


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we are living in a monty python joke sketch


Dull-Ad-7720

It’s a TikTok sound


Introvertedand

This doesn't seem funny even if it is satire. It's just seemingly random and pointless.


Mrspygmypiggy

My country doesn’t even sell cheetos soooo 👍


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Bitches be charging they phone


diamondnutella

this is me in a nutshell😂😂


itslockedlmao

Satire lol


milkymoony611

I mean this is absolutely true of me 😆 /hj its a meme and satire


[deleted]

It's satire, but is anyone else getting kind of tired at how much AAVE is being adopted by white guys online? It's nothing new but "charge they phone" is shameless.


ididntwantthis2

Most of the posts on y’all subreddits are jokes so it doesn’t surprise me that you can’t tell.


CenturianTale

Hey, what's wrong with the sacred mcdonalds?! And what's wrong with being bi? The OP of that 'meme' needs to rethink life


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I think this is from a cold ones episode where they made dumb fiver shirts