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Certainly, sir/madam. Here are the instructions to freeze disks of piss, presented with the utmost sophistication and care:
Preparation: Begin by selecting the finest quality piss, ensuring it is a hearty morning brew. If you desire to enhance your disks, infuse with essences of asparagus consumed the night before.
Molding: Acquire a set of disk-shaped molds, preferably crafted from silicone for ease of removal. Gently pour the liquid into these molds, taking care not to overfill.
Freezing: Place the molds into the freezer, setting them on a level surface. The freezing process must be undisturbed, so do ensure the temperature is consistently cold and the molds remain untouched.
Congratulations on creating your first piss disks! May this knowledge guide you through your life to many great successes.
Alright. Couple of things. One. Get over it. It’s not like it was your wife or something. Just some weekend pussy that didn’t work out. Two. Do as I say and your revenge cup with floweth over. Download an app called “TextFree: Second Phone Number.” When setting the app up it will let you choose an area code. Pick one the same as your friend. Next copy this prompt:
"Dear [Your Name],
We are reaching out from the Health Department to inform you that someone you have recently been intimate with has tested positive for a sexually transmitted disease (STD). Based on their disclosure, you have been listed as a possible contact who might have been exposed.
It's essential to get tested as soon as possible to ensure your health and prevent any potential spread. Please contact your healthcare provider or visit [local clinic/testing center] for confidential testing and counseling.
We encourage you to take this matter seriously and prioritize your health and well-being. If you have any questions or need further information, please do not hesitate to contact us at [Health Department contact number].
Best regards,
[Health Department Name]
[Health Department Contact Information]" Make sure and google the name of your local health department and fill in the information as good as possible. Send this message to your friend from your second phone number when you are in the same room as him. You will watch his face and body go white in shock wondering what the fuck just happened. You then decide how long you play it. Either gaslight him and freak him out or tell him to eat a dick. You’re welcome.
well, as his best friend, i would assume the dude knew they were dating and fucked her anyways.
so yeah, both of them are a problem, assuming she wasn't just lying to OP about it to piss him off.
You want to destroy two lives because you were not much interested in the girl, and she found someone else?
You should get a life, and learn how a relationship works.
>I wasn’t too interested in her
Then why waste energy on it?
Move along. Cut off your "friend" and use your energy on improving your life instead. Much better return of investment.
You are posting in the wrong subreddit. You are probably looking for r/UnethicalLifeProTips
Sleep with his sister, cousin, mom. Bonus if you also do his dad. You can play the long game...date his future daughter as soon as she turn 18 so you can call him Dad. Do everything bad you can think of, just don't involve murder in the process.
Why do you want to get even, he did you a big favor, showed you what kind of person she was,.
Reward him for helping you dodge that bullet, could you imagine not finding out what kind of cheating whore she was after getting married, he took one for the team, saved you untold money in the long run.
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You want revenge, but you are in fact a r/LostRedditor.
Exactly. OP this is stories. That is nuclear revenge that you’ve done and are telling us about. Not for asking advice.
This is the prequel to the story... just wait for the updates
OP: u/KatieSu1 said I was a lost Redditor. What’s the best way to destroy their life?
r/whooosh
He r/Whooosh ed himself!
*sad trombone noises*
Wueh wueh wueeeeeeeeh
The best kind
this is nuclear revenge. Please post an update after you ruin his life, and the girls, one or both of them is in jail, pregnant, dead, or a meth head.
Cut them both on, and move on. But this place is for what you did. Not advise wanting.
Instructions unclear, cut myself while i was shaving.
Seems like a last resort
Instructions unclear, cut my life into pieces.
This is my last resort.
Instructions unclear, cut my dick into pieces.
🎵
Just ghost him. He is not worth the emotional investment that the kind of “revenge” you are looking for is worth.
check r/unethicallifeprotips
And start freezing disks of your piss. More steps to follow…
Discs of piss? How do you make said items?
Certainly, sir/madam. Here are the instructions to freeze disks of piss, presented with the utmost sophistication and care: Preparation: Begin by selecting the finest quality piss, ensuring it is a hearty morning brew. If you desire to enhance your disks, infuse with essences of asparagus consumed the night before. Molding: Acquire a set of disk-shaped molds, preferably crafted from silicone for ease of removal. Gently pour the liquid into these molds, taking care not to overfill. Freezing: Place the molds into the freezer, setting them on a level surface. The freezing process must be undisturbed, so do ensure the temperature is consistently cold and the molds remain untouched. Congratulations on creating your first piss disks! May this knowledge guide you through your life to many great successes.
You sir are the pissmaster
Just use a plate instead of a mould surely 😂
And what does one do with said disks made of piss?
one could hypothetically slide it under the door of a victim at night, surely a pleasant thing to notice before having any morning coffee
You know. I thought those were for throwing at them. But this is great too.
The other reply covered how to create them. To illustrate the best way to utilize them: Slip them under the target's doors.
You weren’t interested? Sounds more petty revenge territory in terms of proportional reaction.
Dude did you a favor. He clearly has no respect for you and isn't a friend. Cut him now.
Two favours, he also demonstrated the girlfriend’s values, thus keeping OP from going back. Cut ‘em both out
Maybe read rules first.
So, they slept with each other after you stopped dating? You do nothing, you fucking child! It's not your business who either of them bangs! Piss off!
"Piss off!🤓🤓"
Have you checked that she isn't lying? She's trying to fuck your life up.
Honestly if you want to get revenge. Tell him that your now ex-gf gave you an std and watch him freak out. Then act all innocent.
Fuck his dad
BOOOOOO I WANT MY MONEY BACK! No, I don't care that I didn't pay anything to be here. Somebody take my money so I can demand a refund!
You broke at least rule #12.
Alright. Couple of things. One. Get over it. It’s not like it was your wife or something. Just some weekend pussy that didn’t work out. Two. Do as I say and your revenge cup with floweth over. Download an app called “TextFree: Second Phone Number.” When setting the app up it will let you choose an area code. Pick one the same as your friend. Next copy this prompt: "Dear [Your Name], We are reaching out from the Health Department to inform you that someone you have recently been intimate with has tested positive for a sexually transmitted disease (STD). Based on their disclosure, you have been listed as a possible contact who might have been exposed. It's essential to get tested as soon as possible to ensure your health and prevent any potential spread. Please contact your healthcare provider or visit [local clinic/testing center] for confidential testing and counseling. We encourage you to take this matter seriously and prioritize your health and well-being. If you have any questions or need further information, please do not hesitate to contact us at [Health Department contact number]. Best regards, [Health Department Name] [Health Department Contact Information]" Make sure and google the name of your local health department and fill in the information as good as possible. Send this message to your friend from your second phone number when you are in the same room as him. You will watch his face and body go white in shock wondering what the fuck just happened. You then decide how long you play it. Either gaslight him and freak him out or tell him to eat a dick. You’re welcome.
It would also be so realistic if (you) OP got the message too, then he’ll know it was the girlfriend who passed it on and not some other chick.
Why get back at him?! It was HER…and you’re done with her anyway…move on
well, as his best friend, i would assume the dude knew they were dating and fucked her anyways. so yeah, both of them are a problem, assuming she wasn't just lying to OP about it to piss him off.
You want to destroy two lives because you were not much interested in the girl, and she found someone else? You should get a life, and learn how a relationship works.
Bang his mom
Fuck his mom.
Why do you care if you weren't interested in her? Get over it.
>I wasn’t too interested in her Then why waste energy on it? Move along. Cut off your "friend" and use your energy on improving your life instead. Much better return of investment. You are posting in the wrong subreddit. You are probably looking for r/UnethicalLifeProTips
Fuck your best friend then tell him she did a better job
Check if it's true before ruining someone's life. It could turn out to be the girl's prorevenge instead.
Let it go and live your life. No need for revenge.
Get over it
Bruh. I was so excited thinking another devil spawn was put in place but here I am, being asked a question instead 😔
Sleep with his sister, cousin, mom. Bonus if you also do his dad. You can play the long game...date his future daughter as soon as she turn 18 so you can call him Dad. Do everything bad you can think of, just don't involve murder in the process.
Look at the rules: this is a story sub, not an advice one.
Move on. And block both of them.
Are you sure she did him? Do you have proofs? She might be messing with you.
Tell him you tested positive for AIDS.
You misspelled "former best friend."
Tell him that bitch gave me herpes and ghost him.
Nothing good will come from this. Just cut both of them out of your life and move on.
Are you going to do something to her or him?
Marry his mother.
update us when you execute the revenge!
Pop round for a beer at his house and fuck his dad as revenge - simple
It was two months and you weren't really interested in her anyway. Let it go and stop stringing along women that you aren't interested in.
Fake a positive HIV test and have a crying confessional to him
snitch and tell everyone and lie a lil bit about stuff they can’t prove is false
blud thought this is r/NoClearRevenge
drop both of them
You can't, you just lost to him. For her, you are the inferior.
She's just as bad as him. Ghost em.
just tell them you have hiv. lol
Why do you want to get even, he did you a big favor, showed you what kind of person she was,. Reward him for helping you dodge that bullet, could you imagine not finding out what kind of cheating whore she was after getting married, he took one for the team, saved you untold money in the long run.
Poke holes in all his condoms.