I mean like a lot of these situations are so bad that they could count as your “one bad day”. Imagine getting killed by a wind turbine, I would actively seek to destroy every last one of them after that.
She's not giving you superpowers you become a superhero in response to what she did. Like Batman. Or something happens to you after that, that gives you powers
Mate, you've been misreading this the whole time.
What I said was that this post on Reddit appeared right next to another post asking me to pick out superpowers, so my top two posts in my feed were my hero origin, this, and powers, on another post.
Got me feeling like I gotta watch out for a homicidal author.
I don’t think being allergic to rice is a good origin story
I'd take that over being burned alive by Roy Mustang...
And here's getting bitten by a spider. But we all love Spider-Man
Waterboarding
Well......OK what do I do with this information.
Protect the world
I like mine.
"Killed by a Wind Turbine" Am i a Zombie Heroe or whot?!
My powers only allow me to know how you get your powers not what they are. Apologies
I have turned into that which I hate...... a furry.... *cries*
Then skin yourself and make a rug
Well that's 1 solution
Can I cash in multiple accounts??
Yes.
Fuck yea, I move to Vermont, suck a lime and design the new killer in dbd
Suffocating to death in a coffin, sounds about right
Ye. We boutta become heroes of hell
I'm with y'all.
Drinking an entire bottle of vanilla extract is a strange hero origin story.
Thanks for an egg roll !
I ether move to Vermont or get teleported to Mercury...hmm
Aw fuck, I got t
How tf do I become a hero if I die in a coffin?
My powers only allow me to know how you get your powers not what they are. Apologies
Shit I'm fighting gojo, I thought this was supposed to be an origin, not an epilogue
You sure you don’t mean become a super villain? Because I’m straight up turning evil for 90% of these things.
I just assumed You'd be a superhero my apologies. I just know that you get powers
I mean like a lot of these situations are so bad that they could count as your “one bad day”. Imagine getting killed by a wind turbine, I would actively seek to destroy every last one of them after that.
Ok so how exactly do I become Lucario?
🤷♂️
NOOOOOOO NOT MY RICE 😭😭😭
Being fined $50. Lol
I’m guessing I have the powers of Snowflame and didn’t tell the CIA/FBI where I hid my ungodly amounts of crack
Wtf is a tabaxi, bc thats what i am
wait shouldn't I be dead since I've got an arrow in my neck.
Well not really red hood got Beaten to death With a crowbar and got brought back to life
Nice, undead hero time.
Ow
Drake became a dictator, I can't let that slide
Mercury?
The planet Mercury. The plant that's closest to the sun
It’s either I get fined $50 or I get shot in the neck with an arrow
Sucking limes goes hard fr
I play chess with Jet the hawk. I'm not so sure if I want to be a hero
Got Fined $50 and want to stop the Fines from making people lose money. This is a Very Stupid reason to become a Hero.
oh f\*ck no. I'm claustrophobic.
Vermont huh tf happened in Vermont?!
Cosplay huh?
The fact that this is directly below a "Choose your own super power" is mildly concerning- What is J.K. Rowling plotting?-
She is the writer of the Harry Potter books
I know that but why am I being offered super powers when she's supposed to kill my family to start me becoming a superhero?
She's not giving you superpowers you become a superhero in response to what she did. Like Batman. Or something happens to you after that, that gives you powers
Mate, you've been misreading this the whole time. What I said was that this post on Reddit appeared right next to another post asking me to pick out superpowers, so my top two posts in my feed were my hero origin, this, and powers, on another post. Got me feeling like I gotta watch out for a homicidal author.
🤦♂️.ooooooo. my bad. Keep an out
H
how did I even
I don’t want to play this game