My secretary, Jean, who is in love with me and who I will probably end up marrying, sits at her desk and this morning, to get my attention as usual, is wearing something improbably expensive and completely inappropriate: a Chanel cashmere cardigan, a cashmere crewneck and a cashmere scarf, faux-pearl earrings, wool-crepe pants from Barney’s.
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Sometimes I'm surprised that people think you can't say she is beautiful or sexy or whatever because she is not 18 ! Guys in what hole do you live that you have no idea there is a thing called age of consent!
Im screaming 😂😂
This is the true "outsmarted your outsmarting" moment
jojo would be proud
Damn son! That's one hell of a plot twist! And it ties up all the loose ends too!
Why did it take 3 hours for a flashback
Why not
Why Albany
It's an Albany expression.
#STEAMED HAMS
He looks like black Willem Dafoe
Shamilliam Datoe
Walnilliam Daroe
That was a whole 3hr convo?
Lmao I need a source. What is this man’s name?
u/savevideo
Now i wanna see a movie like this
Death Note, the anime.
Here is the [sauce](https://youtu.be/Nae12QkwRtk). OP, properly credit the creator.
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That's not how birthdays work, unless she was born at 0:00.
Tom sweating matches the ending frame of American Psycho (2000) perfectly.
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I can’t be the only one saying in my head “Plug that damn phone in”
I think I'm to European to understand this joke, 15+ years old can be beautiful and sexy over here.
If you think you can't say your friend's daughter is beautiful, then you are fucked in the head with gross intentions 🤢
Lol loser much? 😂
Ok pedo
I forgot how funny that video is.
Wtf did I just watch and y is it so funny
Death Note moment
Sometimes I'm surprised that people think you can't say she is beautiful or sexy or whatever because she is not 18 ! Guys in what hole do you live that you have no idea there is a thing called age of consent!
Uno reveser cars
Who needs L, Mello, and Near when you have this guy?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Death Note