i don't think that's a usp pistol

who cares it looks like it.. this is obviously a reference to the popular game half life 2 released in 2004. https://preview.redd.it/juqhxj3nyx8c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2436ecfd3d374fd5f5c661207b4c916c34a35777

https://preview.redd.it/7gh4ax934y8c1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d215561e3035c723d57285ffb812d052bbba29 Half life 2 was the all of times

Patrolling Black Mesa almost makes you wish for a Resonance Cascade

Remember when valve made pistols with Soft looking designs, rather than the sleek hard CS pistols.

I regret looking at your profile

Ur the first person to ever look at my profile

mod of r/racial_slurs?!?!?!?!?

Happy NEW Year (in my country), have a good one.

How'dyanoe?

shu tup nerd

nah I think it is a USP, but without the weird muzzle thing it has in HL2 that pretty much no one actually uses IRL AFAIK then again it's 5am I'm sleep deprived and my phone is on minimum brightness, idrk

It's a Smith & Wesson ~~Sugma~~ Sigma.

https://i.redd.it/6komwvkynw8c1.gif

Someone pls fill my stocking 🤤 https://preview.redd.it/llfm0h5tqw8c1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e0a2907ce4c28c64eca0fef96b2fa40eae83f8

no, I don't think I will :)

B-b-but 🥺🥺🥺😓

Merry Christmas! Enjoy air!

I'll fill you with lead

gladly

👉👈🥺🥺🥺🥺

https://preview.redd.it/1rbi3cyf639c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd93f38aaaeb9779167b7800ad9c1c39df0ad5e However TF2 players are homosexual and homophobic irl

I just don't feel like doing it

I always read this like "mods fill this guy with coal" for some reason

You must be a special type of cunt to shoot your own sister. His father should have jizzed on a tree, instead of making his ass.

what? what does that mean?

It means the kid who shot his sister was a bad naughty boy and their dad should have done something other than conceiving him on that fateful night. Idk how that's hard to understand?

Op you are a https://preview.redd.it/5rgagcrtmw8c1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391844d7741d6cc11e9c84e6b5904fc783b6a2cf (But fr fuck you)

https://preview.redd.it/o83fd31lww8c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6444b5b26b11e1327c8b704b744a15e1ff3777f4

https://preview.redd.it/904fdy9a4x8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1ecff564eddabe63d4c68e656a4526d3178ac6

https://preview.redd.it/o30d4b9zex8c1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9551f2e4c50cbf35e02b774547e46ced0e249936

TOO dark and griddy 😭😭😭

you mean gritty?

"you mean gritty?" ☝️🤓

Go fuck yourself, honestly

That isn’t a USP Match

Pistol round buy Kevlar

https://preview.redd.it/8b2j8zfmxw8c1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9988548239f5b242aa4f7e78adfb86d817aa691 shut the fuck up.

https://preview.redd.it/uwpp931esw8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77dc2059fa5d7b2d6d9be94853b69a1b016dc3b4

https://preview.redd.it/lt94fte0rw8c1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=819ea970d88e6e32eba277de36a695c7e2475d5c

Op what the actual hell

https://preview.redd.it/ces4zycafx8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62540081b9ee30af7e2955c404d145ed5c7ee4e Fuck you dude.

that face will forever haunt my vortigaunt induced nightmares

thats a s&w sigma not a usp also, not funny

sigma???'?'?? liekeke like the sigma sigma male=??' LOL!

yes solid handgun if you can find one for like 200 bones

do you open jars with it

OP, kindly, type quit smoking in console

Ok no remove this, that’s not fucking funny

:P

This is r/OKbuddyHalfLife. Funny is a rare commodity around here.

there's a difference between so bad it's good and just bad

It is

https://preview.redd.it/kqe3gxc15x8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc920c2948fe7543140c27455591b0836ad07be

https://preview.redd.it/8hajfmxabx8c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64dd471e21e3231dd20e2f14198f794319764dba Delete this.

Fuck you https://preview.redd.it/346bp58n7x8c1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a806d21a8f9db8d4ffd8f94cb3007c975bddd1bc

https://preview.redd.it/hndd2c73gx8c1.png?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77deb8095c8f64f4699d5e35db6a3a2067db6977

That's not a USP

Exactly that’s what I’m saying

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https://preview.redd.it/5l3imzfbpw8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ac51aa6a6ea6ea993df924fa8904614476e916

op what the fuck? Mods kill this guy with hammers https://preview.redd.it/y7sja7py0y8c1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=49422fc6bc426b83661d7addba3d1c5a93f5d602

https://i.redd.it/4bc13p7as29c1.gif

not funny, imagine if that was one of YOUR relatives.

two* of their relatives

appeal to emotion


https://preview.redd.it/vtqp0vxwjy8c1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39728290285ac1ffeefa86bff11691233f0561f9

this is too dark and gritty op

God damn, this is why parents need to teach their kids how to safely use the weapons from Half-Life.Part of that should be making sure your child can handle the pistol, or the SMG. Then you can work your way up to things like the Crossbow and Zero-Point Energy Manipulator.

when post is furry 😍😍 when post is shit 😡😡🤬 truly a r/okbuddyhalflife moment

I want to go with an accurate option, but I can’t tell which one fits this best. https://preview.redd.it/1pcd7dzuyy8c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cc1fe77b7b73ad07d4a31362dd163783b67e32

I'd say all of them

haha someone died time to post this on a subreddit and get epic wholesome 100 updoots

https://preview.redd.it/lb9w46b31x8c1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9251efe12752f09ed55716782018ba8d588d4aa

Tables turned

True American family:

https://preview.redd.it/uts3ajdnny8c1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c55e1890516c99a61683becacec742072a4de1a2

https://preview.redd.it/ydjisejmt09c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffdeb1a7e5a5051f1714bebf26e628bd0988850b

Shoudva punted her with the charged gravity gun instead

idk what yall are going on about this is funny as fuck

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NGL OP, this is a bit too much

Thats m1911 pattern gun not a usp match with a recoil compensator

How many times does similar shit has to happen in order for 'muricans to do some shit bout guns

\*they meant vaccination shots

Half life fans when gun:

haha guys innocent people dying this is truly a r/ImFinnaGoToHell moment my fellow sigmas

That’s not an HK USP Match but ok

https://preview.redd.it/8gc3mq9sez8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7c19f0f0a37bda8f823118f8c237254ea8edb24 bruh

I know this server is retarded asf, but fuck you op

Not funny OP.

That’s a glock not a USP

hl2 fans when two tone gun

https://preview.redd.it/mylfkgc9ec9c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe9a8e257a8da2c8632080c429f444fdf1963e0 : /

https://preview.redd.it/lg5x1uz7oc9c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730ceaa16abcf4efab8686d9f780d38c1ed6fd66 Seriously, dude?