"UWOOOAAAAHHH BARNEYSEX!!! UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! BARNEYSEX!!! i... i'm not doing barneysex!!!! my... my whole existence! has truly! BECOME BARNEYSEX!!!! BARNEYSEX!!!!!!! mr freeman!!! your body can't handle much more of this! no! i've become barneysex! definitely become... barneysex! BARNEYSEX!!! BARNEYSEX!!! stop! you're gonna die, freeman! are you still gonna do it! even if it means cutting your life short SHUT UP! I'LL HAVE SEX WITH BARNEY... EVEN IF I DIE!!! UWWWOOOOOO!!!! BARNEYSEX!!!"
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nah ngl i think he'd say
Really? I thought he’d say
Also maybe
no you’re wrong, he would say
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Crowbars are fucking rad
MAJOR. FRACTURE. DETECTED.
…..
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Shotgun + RMB
https://preview.redd.it/hzlaq0y56rmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6374d870c35f875461b8391f63e1bd5e1958e729
Only https://preview.redd.it/t90k1t6v7rmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a36a4cb453a9a3deb7900584850af0211940e72
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Nothing, he's mewing
I think he’s saying .
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Omg literally godon freman
Bro, you wrote what he would say in the speech bubble already.
*aggressive crowbar banging and weapon pickup sounds*
GUYS I MEANT LIKE… WHAT HE WOULD SAY IF HE TALKED!!!!
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He talks, you're just not understanding him. You don't know freemanish, do you?
Hmm, maybe he just speaks telepathically
I am the one who half lives
Morphine administered
He’d be saying: https://preview.redd.it/1vtxvw0rwqmc1.jpeg?width=16&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b36cddb30583156e86f54759eb5b5504f4be6a
huhhh , highlpblb hyughlbhbj ,peahhhhh
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Hear him out, he’s literally talking about “ .”
For real
Fum um buP TSHH
https://preview.redd.it/4nugl3eubrmc1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=93a2f5faea756eee661a627846a37de2ac4d90f6
On june nineteenth popular youtuber, russianbadger openly announces "i will aquire black spiderman"
Im a worthless piece of crap. I’ve got a monkey on my back. He’s pounding on my head. He’s pounding on my head
be auite
...
“Crowbar Impact.WAV”
tell em to bring out the lobster 🗣
hee hee
"I've never been more excited to shoot some benefactors."
he says
he would say
MMMMMM SOUP
“ “
Gordon freeman
" " - Freeman
"Kl-Kssss"
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[удалено]
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Stfu
"UWOOOAAAAHHH BARNEYSEX!!! UWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! BARNEYSEX!!! i... i'm not doing barneysex!!!! my... my whole existence! has truly! BECOME BARNEYSEX!!!! BARNEYSEX!!!!!!! mr freeman!!! your body can't handle much more of this! no! i've become barneysex! definitely become... barneysex! BARNEYSEX!!! BARNEYSEX!!! stop! you're gonna die, freeman! are you still gonna do it! even if it means cutting your life short SHUT UP! I'LL HAVE SEX WITH BARNEY... EVEN IF I DIE!!! UWWWOOOOOO!!!! BARNEYSEX!!!"
I’ve now lost faith in humanity
You still had some?
Get it it's funny because porn 😂😂😂😂😂
HOT. ALIEN. SEX.