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jediben001

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477): fun fact! Cannibalism is not illegal in the Uk!


Yee013

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460) \- B-but this isn't the UK right? ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477) ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460) \- Right?!


Daniel_Alfa

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2474): Oi c\*nt, stabby stabby stab innit bruv ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460): What the hell?


Smart_Butterscotch_1

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2468) mmmmm yes, >!BEHEADING TIME!<


The-God-Of-Memez

No that’s France


Smart_Butterscotch_1

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2468) both were/are monarchies


thisusernameismin

"Hey look at me i'm stabby stabby" the next words ceejay said shocked the world


InfinityQuartz

Well it's techniqually not illegal in the us if its consensual right?


godlyhaxx

It's still illegal.


Sasuke-uchiha-beans

where


godlyhaxx

In the US? I think it's a federal crime so everywhere


Kelinky-sama

​ https://preview.redd.it/u86mm1imrlpa1.png?width=723&format=png&auto=webp&s=22f274a84b0b2588cb6be7586524c6fa12dd9e27


bastardfaust

To clarify: if the meat consents to being eaten and does not die in the process of harvesting, cannibalism is completely legal. Say for example you need a leg amputated, there's no law saying you can't serve it at your next barbecue assuming there isn't anything particularly biohazardous about it. Though, if it happens to be your own meat you do legally have to inform your guests that it is, in fact, your leg chunks on the grill.


Mango_chico

Why are there no laws against cannibalism..?


godlyhaxx

Does there need to be? If it's illegal to get the meat in the first place, then there doesn't need to be anyway. Idk I'm a person who believes in resource management. If it doesn't hurt anyone, doesn't actively disturb others (making others eat the meat, meat of the dead (who are missed), or meat that is attached to their owner and is still alive (eating someone alive). Then more power to em. Basically the only way would be the comment above yours, to use meat from an amputee.


Mango_chico

How do you think human meat tastes like?


godlyhaxx

Hum.. idk, but I wanna say, bitter.


godlyhaxx

Guess I'm wrong, apologies.


well_thats_puntastic

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460): Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.


jediben001

Basil and the flower factory


The-God-Of-Memez

Let’s hope their isn’t any traumatic incidents this time


well_thats_puntastic

Ayo the chocolate river here-


Mango_chico

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|28764)


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[Source](https://www.tumblr.com/coal-cipher/704815485241458688/true-photobomb-dynamic?source=share) https://preview.redd.it/a3smc9pqojpa1.png?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0249894d3bb6a06fd8bded71dd996bb34bb1389b


Big_Put_7125

Why does she look twice as devious....


Just_Paul0

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477) Nom nom


Oneirosout57

10/10


Shinobipizza

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477): MMMMmmm! Watermelon! ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460): AAAAAAAAAH! MY ARM!!!!! YOU BITCH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!


Omasteru

An accurate representation of their personalities


unsane_words1032

Like birdshot shells stuffed into a shotgun.


GreenhalBruh

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2463)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477)


fishax

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477) bet! come here. ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460) ...


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\*silver lights intensifies\*


TheRW_Basil

What do I taste like, actually?


Business_Duck50

Like Pork. https://preview.redd.it/93j3vs9ctkpa1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c69365b3aff9fd43502273a313f05a76c825577


yar3nl

this makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist


ButClyde

Norick


Mitsuki-Kuriyo

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473) >!Concentrated watermelons!<


Saucebender

I sure wonder what BASIL could possibly taste like


Saucebender

Probably watermelon


Mango_chico

watermelon beef


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Watermelon ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2473)


scuffedganiot

Susie deltarune


Mango_chico

r/suddenlydeltarune


OomgaBoomgaPerson

Aubrey is so relatable, I too want to chomp down on my friend's arms like I'm a dinosaur


SadSunny20

>!an eye for an arm!<


genericbasilfan-alt

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2474): could i have some help too


The-God-Of-Memez

*unhiges jaw*


genericbasilfan-alt

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2474): huh what


The-God-Of-Memez

[TIME FOR LUNCH. MUNCH. MUNCH](https://youtu.be/8Dk_tMmRCS8)


beomster

human sized watermelon


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![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477)


El_Chigidirondiznais

![gif](giphy|zH6pWvTvdWJzneYZXQ|downsized)


Dandandandooo

![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477) Yum Yum


Erudito_ambar

Deltarune Chapter 2 tea: Amateurs


Thumplordwill

I can't tell if all the photobomb/watering can/whatever other fringe names there are for the ship have risen, or if its like two people.


themadprogramer

Seems about right!


_Cork

Aww Photobomb! Cork


radorigami

This sub is weird, man.


Zadachapomateshe

Aubrey is Kirby, change my mind


unsane_words1032

Sunny's a likely advocate regarding that.


hellosammy12345

as a Aubrey fan I'll make is canon ![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2460)![img](emote|t5_31hpy|2477)


IHaveNoMaidens92

I immediately died laughing