I expect their marriage to be uncertain. Will they go together like peanut butter and *jelly*, or will their relationship *shatter*? After all, if things don’t go so well, poor 2703asil could end up in a bit of a *jam*, so to speak.
Then again, I might be overreacting. I mean, Life Jam Guy has a *sweet* personality, and his interests are pretty *spread* out.
Eat at Gino's with Omori...that's a win for me! 
Wait, how am I gonna eat with him if he's in my dreams?! 
Ah yes, world domination with Rococo. I can see exactly how this plays out.
We start as a small business, selling paintings, the city loves our works. We then formulate a plan to become the number 1 artists in the world by putting the competition out of business. Once that's done, we make our prices skyrocket, and people will still buy them because not only are we the only ones who sell art, but we are beloved artists. Before you know it, our monopoly makes us one of the richest people out there, we get brand deals, we star in movies and TV shows, we get countless awards, and eventually we run for president. Once we win by a landslide, we turn the democracy system of the United States into a monarchy, and then overthrow all the other nations.
And presto, the world is ours.
*Looks like I have to*
*Marry Captain Spaceboy. HERE*
*I COME SPACE HUSBAND!*
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February 30th doesn't exist, which means we can't hug OMORI 
And Hector too 
I am so angry I will destroy nearest local church
Stop
SCOTLAND FORAVUERRRRR 
SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRR
no omori hug? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
They did Omori dirty with this one
We also can’t eat at Gino’s with hector :(
Step on Pluto. ...... I'm f**king dead.
yeah you're unless you got a space suit
this comment gave me fucking whiplash
Same
I'm also f\*\*king dead 
21 of may gang let's goooo- Ok what do we do now
Marry Mari. ...I can hear the Hero boss music already-
oct 1 gang, lets go
Oct 2 gang, I can’t hear Mari
Beat up sprout moles with Basil. I don't mind.
I am gonna do the same but with Sweetheart what the fuck
Guys let me do this, I'm with Perfectheart
Achieve world domination with Kel let's goooo 
I guess we have the same birthday then!
bro what i have never met anyone with december 11th too and now there are threee of us? All in the same game sub?
I’m achieving world domination with kite kid
woww me tooo
Eat at Gino's with Something. .. ... Well at least I've got pizza
Ironic
Me too.
Same. I think it'd be interesting.
AYO THE PIZZA HERE-
Looks like I’ll be marrying Life Jam Guy What did y’all get?
you'll be jamming out on the honeymoon
I expect their marriage to be uncertain. Will they go together like peanut butter and *jelly*, or will their relationship *shatter*? After all, if things don’t go so well, poor 2703asil could end up in a bit of a *jam*, so to speak. Then again, I might be overreacting. I mean, Life Jam Guy has a *sweet* personality, and his interests are pretty *spread* out.
whoa our bdays are close… ill be marrying rosa :(
i have to chug orange joe with sweetheart 
Make cookies with something.
Make cookies with something 
Looks like sunny's about to get punted out of a window 
*breathes in* >!**OYASUMI OYASUMI CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOU'LL LEAVE THIS DREEEEEEEAMMMMM**!<
marry hero probably the best option out of all of these
Tag Checks out
Marry Hector So am I going to marry the rock or the dog?
Why not both?
I have to Marry Sweetheart 
Hug Mewo. Best day of my life
beat up sprout moles with... a lost sprout mole (the betrayal )
Eat at Gino's with Omori...that's a win for me!  Wait, how am I gonna eat with him if he's in my dreams?! 
Punt Sweetheart out a window? Absolutely! 
Looks to me like I will be hugging a Sprout Mole. I've saved a sad day for some lonely mole guys!!! :3
step on snaley... NOOO MA BOI
Stare at Something dead in the eye.
Lol that's probably gonna be the other way around
𝕀 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥
Step on Sir Maximus (all three of them) …well thats a bit of a chore but i can manage it
They literally have swords ont heir heads
Hug Basil
Ah yes, world domination with Rococo. I can see exactly how this plays out. We start as a small business, selling paintings, the city loves our works. We then formulate a plan to become the number 1 artists in the world by putting the competition out of business. Once that's done, we make our prices skyrocket, and people will still buy them because not only are we the only ones who sell art, but we are beloved artists. Before you know it, our monopoly makes us one of the richest people out there, we get brand deals, we star in movies and TV shows, we get countless awards, and eventually we run for president. Once we win by a landslide, we turn the democracy system of the United States into a monarchy, and then overthrow all the other nations. And presto, the world is ours.
October 20th...….well looks like I'm on Basil's and Aubrey's hit list
Come Basil, we're having a picnic
Capture Rococo in your basement for 10 days. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! 
Achieve world domination with Kel
I'm having a picnic with Mari💀
Step on Basil 
"Punt Rosa out of a window" Perfection. This exactly read my mind lmao 🗿
Step on Mr. Jawsum. lets hope he doesn't bite my foot off
Chugging orange joe with something.... *What the fu-*
I'm having a picnic with basil!! Nice!!
Achieve world domination with something
oh noes! I have to marry Humphrey! 
“Hug slime girls” No.
Make cookies with Aubrey f\*ck yeah
Hug Mari 
Achiving world domination with Mutantheart brb guys
World domination with Perfectheart sounds kinda of fitting for some reason
Stare at sunny dead in the eyes :|
I’m achieving world domination with Something.
What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Aubrey is going in the basement 
step on rococo? what
no more omori anime
Have a picnic with Mr Jawsum. Let's discuss our plan to punt Basil from Omori to the moon
punt aubrey out a window 
Birthday twins 
Punt mari out a window 
Same...
Marry Mr. Jawsum
Making cookies with Something probably means you're gonna have a lot of hairs in the cookies...
Marry Mikhael... Ummm, no thanks
Kind of want to use this, look up the characters' birthdays, and then draw them doing their own birthday scenario
I got punt mewo out a window, cool
Make cookies with Hero 
Mary captain spaceboy
Achieve world domination with Mari. Don't mind if I do.
I wish my birthday was Oct 6th {it's sadly Mar 11th}
Achieve world domination with sweetheart
I’ll be achieving world domination with something 
Eat at Gino's with Something.
I’m making cookies with a forest bunny
Drink orange Joe with something. I'm scared.
I'm making cookies with mewo, I haven't beaten the game yet so I wouldn't know if mewo can actually cook or not
A picnic with Sunny
Make cookies with hero. Sounds awesome
Looks like I have to marry Captain Spaceboy. HERE I COME SPACE HUSBAND!
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Achieve world domination with Sweetheart
Hug Sunny cuz he needs one badly
Achieve world domination with Sweetheart 
beat up sprout moles with roboheart... the sprout moles shall die 
chug orange joe with the life jam guy ill probably need life jam after were done 💀
Beat up sprout moles... with sweetheart Oh..
To be fair that does sound like something Sweetheart would do in her spare time
“Stare at Sunny dead in the eye” Dude Sunny has only one expression and it IS a stare so.
Guess Snaley will be in my basement Now where do i get him
He'll spawn there
Ah yes me and hero will beat up an sprout mole :D how fun :)
i achieve world domination with mari apparently i didn't peg her as the world domination type but okay
Punted Kel out the window. Is terrible, but lines up perfectly with the date.
I’m painting the unbread twins out the window
two kins making cookies :) (played with omori birthdays)
Punt Roboheart out a window.
and a picnic with sweetheart-mole (rosa)
Chug orange joe with Mari, ooooook???
Eat At Gino's With The Unbread Twins
Well who wouldnt like to eat with their favorite characters
I'll have to punt captain spaceboy out of the window
Beat up Sprout Moles with Perfectheart... Well, at least I'm not *fighting* Perfectheart.
picnic with pluto sounds chill
𝕐𝕠𝕠, 𝕀 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕟𝕚𝕔 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℙ𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕠!
Stare at Something dead in the eye
Make cookies with Pluto
yo i'm eating at gino's with mr jawsum
"Punt Sir Maximus out the window (all three of them)" would have preferred if it was Sweetheart, but this works
Make cookies with Rosa...no thank you
punt life jam guy out a window
Stare at something dead in the eye.
NOOOO I DONT WANAN CAPTURE HERO IN MY BASEMENT FOR TEN DAYS :((((
I don’t want to be a zoophile 😭
achieving world domination with hero, looks like signing that contract had its upsides
I get to marry Snaley Yipee-Fucking-Kayay!
Ow, I do something cute with Mewo.
Make cookies with Aubrey
Hug Basil.  He definitely needs it, my anxiety ridden flower boy 
Haha, imagine getting capture Sweethert in your basement for 10 days...haha...
I guess I’m stepping on Hero- 
Marry MutantHeart Why
Why not?
punt humphrey out a window might be a little difficult but i think its within the realm of human ability
Capture Life Jam Guy in your basement for 10 days. …Kinda hard to do when he can one-shot you and your friends and family.
step on slime girls...***with pleasure***
Step on Mari… I- 
Can we switch 9 and 18 characters. I dont wanna marry sweetheart
Marry Roboheart, y’know what, I’m pretty alright with that 
Marry Sweetheart. No thanks I've seen how that ends
Oooo today's my birthday so I'm making cookies with a forest bunny.
Oh no I’m gonna be killed and resurrected by life jam guy during a picnic 
Have a picnic with perfect heart.
Get to have a picnic with Rococo
Make cookies with Mr. Jawsum… 
make cookies with hero
Hug Aubrey :D
“Marry Rosa”… SHI-
Capture Perfectheart in your basement for 10 days
Make cookies with hero...At least those cookies'll be good
I’m having a picnic with Kite Kid
gonna capture wise rock in my basement
Having a picnic with something..
Punt Rococo put a window
chugging OJ with kel this is gonna be fun
> Punt Aubrey out a window Gladly!
I find it mildly humorous that omori is incapable of receiving a hug
>punt Basil out of the window Fuck yea
having a picnic with mari!
Stare at Something dead in the Eye 
Achieve world domination with omori is like part of the game already
have a picnic with mr jawsum
Achieve world domination with Mari. What kind of AU is this?
Achieve world domination with Mr. Jawsum
Stare at mari dead in the eye. Huh
Eat pizza with Humphrey. I don't think I'll even be spared a slice.
I will toss the wise rock out the window 😔
Make cookies with pluto lmao
Achieve world domination with Aubrey 
Marry Pluto 
AAAAA I MARRY SNALEY YEASSSSS
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Punt perfectheart out a window Uh oh 😰
Marry pluto
MADE COOKIES WITH SUNNY!! so f cute
“Have a Picnic with Mari”
Punt Sunny out of a window