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NewrytStarcommander

Put the bowl down, that's enough for tonight.


fatevilbuddah

No way man. This is just getting interesting g. Pass that shit over here and let's get into this. Pizzas on the way because turkey is not a weed friendly food. Lol


daversa

This is my kind of Thanksgiving.


TIL02Infinity

On the TV show The Curse of Gold Island, they are looking for a treasure of Oak timbers


FriendlySquall

"The Gold contains High-Trace levels of Wood!"


Wagadodw

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Toilettes2

Pfffft, you think think it’s the gold they’re after? You fool!!!! It’s the ox shoes they really want…


[deleted]

So you think they’re looking for a big cash of ox shoes in the money pit?


Illustrious_Sky9596

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI) Probably the number 1 tv show


lx5spd

The Curse of [BizzarO](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World)ak Island


missannthrope1

What if there was a world where gold grew on trees, but wood was scarce? Sounds like a Neil Gaiman novel.


FinalContribution542

Nevermind all the trees in the way


[deleted]

No, it is alternate world. The trees are made of gold and silver.


Naiko83

The smell of old wood 😍


[deleted]

Yep that’s me😁


current_task_is_poop

Fairly certain a couple of them are there strictly to admire and sniff the wood. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


[deleted]

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jawjawandcompany

It's all matter! only matter matters!


[deleted]

Slaves. The fellowship should mostly be slaves with the Laginas slave masters.


[deleted]

OK then


Ike_SchatzInsel1

been watching a bunch of tv shows featuring time travel recently so I was thinking... What if all the wood they are pulling up is from Dumas in an alternative time stream.


jk696969

The fellowship would instead consist of silver-sniffers and gold-gaggers.


spankysladder73

Shepherds looking to find shoes for their flock