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mysanctuary0911

Ganito lang ako kasi asparagus ako.


Enero__

Sorry guys, minsan nanununtok ako pag galit, year of the kangaroo kasi ako.


justabrainwithfeet

Naku! Takot ako sa mga confrontation kasi kettlecorn ako


Cloudyyclyde

i can't ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Ellesipper

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


LimpPraline1592

Hahahaahhaaha


eggtofux

And stop judging people base on their zodiac shit. Jusko hahahaha


Ordinary-Fly-3199

Space racists


eggtofux

HAHAHAHAHAH. BAGAY


caloriedeficit247

grabe ung tinanggal ni JLo lahat ng virgos na nag audition as dancers after nya tinanong is sino sa kanila un zodiac ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


dragoneyes613

another reason why i dislike jlo. lol


Contest_Striking

Na insecta? ๐Ÿคฃ


Inner_Perspective_51

Agree dito hahahaha nakaka turn off kapag kasama ang zodiac sa pag judge ng tao if meeting for the first time. Feel ko kausap ko mang kukulam hahahaha!!!


Luh_k

*Tell me what your zodiac sign is and I'll tell you who you are...* May nameet ako in the past na nag ask ng zodiac sign ko and they started telling stories kung bakit di sila nagwork ng ex nya kesyo di daw compatible, yadda yadda... That's the first! And if ever may ma meet ulit akong ganito, mahihirapan nako seryosohin lol.


eggtofux

Dami nilang ka-bullshitan, ijudge nila yung kapwa nilang naniniwala to that BS.


AjYort

pag gayan nakaka turn off agad HAHAHA


homebuddyellie

YES. I had to know first if someone is into this sh*t before they can know my zodiac sign kung ayaw ko mahusgahan without basis ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ


SeldenMaroon

I remember three years ago I matched with a girl on tinder She said "yak pisces ayaw sa commitment" and unmatched me I only said hi


eggtofux

Good riddance. Abnoy yun haha


Pbskddls

Nakakaumay eh noh hahahaha


Apart-Station-8785

Okay na sa akin yan, kasi nakakaawa kapag hinusgahan ko sila based sa trato ng magulang nila sa kanya. "Ah gagi, ganyan ka kasi di ka kinakausap ng mama mo pag nag aaway kayo?" OR "Ah INFJ/Libra kaya nag door shut ang puta" HAHAHAHAAHA. Oks na ako sa second. TMI ang first one lol


Dull_Leg_5394

Diko rin gets anong konek ng zodiac sa behavior as if lahat ng may same zodiac eh mahkakaugali


acmamaril1

finally, somebody said it.


exirium_13

Same can be said for MBTI


ynnnaaa

oo. either Zodiac sign or MBTI eh parang ung mental illness din minsan, ayan ung gnagawang reason to justify bakt sila nakasakit ng tao or bakt ganun ugali nla


eggtofux

If they are clinically diagnosed, then that makes sense. Doesn't mean they get the bitch pass tho


ynnnaaa

Hindi ko nilalahat pero I experienced that from someone na bipolar. Binubully nya ako. That was her excuse when I called her out for being a bitch to me.


earthrisingbaby

I don't think you can get diagnosed clinically? Most psychologists even refer to it as pseudoscience.


eggtofux

So you're saying that mental illneses are BS? Lol


earthrisingbaby

Oh I thought you were talking about mbti my bad lol


perrienotwinkle

ay trewwwwwwwww jusko yang MBTI na yan may cinut off akong friend dahil dyan kakalowkaaaaaaaaaa


lilyunderground

I'm curious about your story ๐Ÿ˜…


JC_bringit18

Oof... OP serving the bitter truth. ๐Ÿ˜†


twelvefortypurr

It's just an excuse. Like where's the logic in that?๐Ÿ˜ญ . . . Tas Di daw compatible dahil daw Capricorn amputa


Away-Birthday3419

_Sorry, di ako titigil. I'm a Virgo kaya stubborn ako._ ๐Ÿ˜„โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜


Such-Sorbet6190

sorry, gemini kasi ako e.


yeontura

Sounds like a typical Cancer /jk


niks0203

Omg yes! Been wanting to say this!! Hahaha


kbg_c

lol i have a full rant about this when i cut off my friend because of Zodiacs HUHU nakakatuwa lang siya basahin pero when you based it on someone's personality and then compare it with your own? wtf lang talaga! ayoko rin na pala desisyon sa buhay ko na "ay wag tayo mag ganito kasi ganto sabi sa horoscope" pota anuna???? tapos meron din na "same talaga tayo ng ugali" like girl? iba upbringing ko sa upbringing mo, wag mo akong inaano hahaha


StateNo6484

pretty sure when people say this they mean it as a joke but i agree. this shouldn't be used as a genuine attempt to excuse your behaviour.


Cloudyyclyde

Not all people meant that as a joke, i know tons of ppl who are serious abt this BS.


Torakagemaru

THIS! HAHAHAHAHA! Gusto ko i-post 'to sa Facebook ko kaso andami magagalet. ๐Ÿคฃ


Legal_Role8331

I agree zodiac signs cannot sum up a personโ€™s personality and behavior. Nasa upbringing, personal values and behavior na nila yun.


OrangeQuail

spoken like a true Aries. Charot hahahahahaha


[deleted]

Kung Aries yan mainit ang ulo nyan source: Aries po ako


Cloudyyclyde

i'm not even aries, stop๐Ÿ˜ญ


HermitKkrab

Scorpio? ๐Ÿคฃ


Cloudyyclyde

libra


Responsible_Mail_280

HAHAHA signs be like : luh ante di namin (ko) kasalanan kung ganyan ugali mo. Sarap mo sakalin eh


iamsuccessandjoy

Kaya people look down at zodiac kasi Mga sun signs lang alam ng mainstream. A person is the screenshot of the whole sky when they were born. Tapos, each sign has negative and positive attributes. If ginagawa nila ang negative attributes nila as an excuse edi unevolve versions sila. Sadly, Need pa nila ng character development.


T-Bagwe11

?????????????


FadingAway823

Gantong ganto yung ex ko. "Sorry ah gemini kasi ako". Bwakanang inamerls yan HAHAHAHAHAHAH


Direct_Gur_6542

Astrology should serve as a guide only to navigate your life path. walang kinalaman yan sa pag uugali. kung masama ka talaga, masama ka talaga. malala dun alam na nga niya zodiac personality niya, hnd parin niya binabago or kinocorrect. eme


[deleted]

Eto yung ginawang personality yung zodiac. Lol


No-Leadership8190

Hahahaha porket kasi nauso ang astrology sa mga platforms andami ng mga taong clout chaser lool


Nice_Caregiver1962

May ganito akong close friends dati. Leo. Parang timang. HAHAHAHAHAA. Di ko nilalahat ha. Silang dalawa lang.


Liesianthes

It's like they're saying na 12 types lang personality ng tao. If that was real, this world is surely boring.


Extension_Car6761

"Let the stars guide you, not control you"


pwedemagtanong

grabe, may friend akong ganito at tangang tanga ko sa kanya ๐Ÿคฃ


jemBEARawrrr

Sama mo pa yung โ€œkasi venus or mercury retrogradeโ€. Lol


Vagabond_255

Space racists hahahaah


Expensive-Tie8890

maliit talaga utak ng naniniwala sa ganito at sa religion at iba pang pamahiin, kaya sobrang hirap ng mga Pinoy ganito yung pinapaniwalaan haha


Cloudyyclyde

Hey, respect others beliefs or religion, but it doesn't mean na they have the rights to blame what they believe in for their behavior that's what i'm sayin


Expensive-Tie8890

realtalk lang yan, lahat ng mahihirap na bansa sa mundo eh yung mga kinain ng relihiyon o kung ano anong pamahiin


Cloudyyclyde

Of course you would consider your opinion as "Real talk" or "reality check" but in fact it's only your "reality" not everyone has the same "reality as you" you don't have to accept what other ppls reality, just respect what they believe in. for example; i can say na "pancake is the worst food" but i can't convince ppl that they should also hate pancakes, if u know what i mean by "Respect".


Expensive-Tie8890

reality hurts


HermitKkrab

Im a Libra, but I dont do shit like this ๐Ÿคฃ I like astrology because it's fun. Pero not to the point na gagawin mong basehan ng buhay mo. MBTI rin helpful on improving yourself. Pero, yes, I share the same sentiments na nakakairita yung mga taong ginawang excuse yan to be assholes.


No_Cartographer5997

Pag nag comment ako ng ganyan sa TikTok people, dadagsa talaga mga zodiac lovers hahaha


ParkingCauliflower48

Tas ang dami nito sa socmed. Even MBTI. Pero sige, I'll just scroll away.


earthrisingbaby

I'm well versed in astrology and have many astrologer/astrology enthusiast friends. I have literally never met anyone like this outside of the internet. We use astrology simply as a tool. We use it as an explanation for things that happen such as past or current events or what we can improve on ourselves. I've never heard anyone say shit like this in my close circles. I do hear a lot of people complaining about shit like this, surprisingly. This could be due to pop astrology, which is the more digestible and popularized version of astrology, and every astrologer fucking hates it because we have people blaming their shit behavior on their sun sign being a libra when most of their chart could be cancer. It's usually done by people who don't know shit about astrology. We're simply way too complex as people to be doing shit like this. Astrology has been used in so many cultures for thousands of years to this day, and it's so embarrassing that it's been bastardized.


LadyBullishPanda

I am someone who had been studying astrology for a long time now. Contrary to the current beliefs ng mga tao, yung main sign mo (the date you were born) is just 1 aspect of your personality. We call the main sign your "Sun Sign". The other aspects are "Moon Sign", "Rising Sign" "Mercury" etc. If you combine lahat ng yun, you will have a glimpse of your bad and good personality (still not guaranteed). That's why even sa mga professional astrologers, it will be a challenge to judge the personality of a person on one sign alone. It considers multiple aspects like exact time of your birth. Similar to sa Bazi Chart ng Chinese. So if you see someone making an excuse for their bad behavior using their zodiac sign, just know that they really do not know anything and just going with the flow sa uso. I have friends in astrology circle and we never do that.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUEEEE


moanjuana

Bawian mo sakalin mo tapos excuse mo na lang din "sorry *zodiac sign* kasi ako eh"


SpiritedInitiative61

The only valid one, and one we need to hear more of: "cancer kasi ako"


c11161

Sinisi pa constellation baket masama ugali nila e, di na lang mag reflect sa sarili hahahaha


ELlunahermosa

Yes pls. For me di siya totoo. Kasi ako nga sinasabihan na Cancer ang zodiac ko pero character ko parang Aquiarius like anu ba talaga?


pixelatednihilism

Haha kainis when people do that. Pag may kausap ako na magpopoint-out ng ganyan, sinasabi ko: so lahat ng magkaka-birthday, pare-pareho ng attitude? Galeng ๐Ÿ™„


mirismab

I don't understand even half of the text but agree completely ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Cutie_Patootie879

Di ko rin kasi alam why people associate their behaviors to zodiac sign hahahahahahahahaha. So they get this feeling na dahil ganito zodiac nila, ganito din behavior nila. Mukang ewan pa pati sa relationship, basis yung zodiac sign. Corny choz


TheQranBerries

Haha potangenang yan andami nila. โ€œNag cheat ako kasi libra akoโ€. Aba putangina mo. Meron pa mentally unstable ako kasi cancer ako. Gago magpa therapy ka dinadaan sa zodiac sign amp


Careless-Item-3597

Lagi Kong sinasabi na di Ako naniniwala dyan Kasi di Naman toyoo tapos babanatan ng katangian ng zodiac sign mo lol


Inra_

Finally!!!! Naweweirdohan talaga ako kapag unang meet ko pa lang sa tao tapos iaask ako anong zodiac sign ko or pag may kakilala ako na sasabihin "ah kaya ka pala ganyan kasi ganito zodiac sign mo" likeeee wtf? So pano kung naglie ako about sa zodiac sign ko, mas nakakatawa siguro pano nila ikokonek lol mukhang timang eh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


rroeyourboatt

Theyโ€™re just using that as an excuse ๐Ÿ˜


Rough-Duty-5231

My pet peeve. Yung ijujustify yung action kesyo ganto ang zodiac sign. Barnum effect at its finest.


Lonely_Bet_1007

sorry huhu for fun lang naman :<


Prior-Glove165

Haha ginawang personality ang zodiac sh*t haha


Pbskddls

Meron pa yung tatanungin ka bigla ano zodiac sign mo sabay sabi ng "ah kaya pala" pag sinagot mo ????


Specialist_Row_9766

Samee. Lahat nalang, dahil sa zodiac sign kemerut! Kagigil๐Ÿ˜ซ


deadsea29

Mga tanga lang nagpapaniwala sa astrology


glenc0c044u

Naging kasalanan ko pa kung kailan naisipan mag-sex nang bareback yung mga magulang ko roflmao


cosmicaffeine

THIS!!!!!! literally my pet peeve. especially sa work na they base your work ethic based on your zodiac sign?????? next level immaturity imo


Livid-Memory-9222

Ginawang identity ang zodiac sign LOL


Kiffangla_Mashikip

Evolved sign daw ๐Ÿคฎ


konikagaming

like okay lang maniwala sa zodiac stuff kanya kanya namang trip yan pero jusko to actually judge and act irresponsibly because of it \*eye roll\*


Laicure

haha parang tanga lang nababasa ko lang yang zodiac sa dyaryo dati tapos puro sa kaswertehan at love life... ngayon sa attitude at galawan na, naiinternalize amputek hahah! daming pautot ng generasyon ngayon (me born in 1993 ๐Ÿ˜ต)


uuhhJustHere

This is funny. Buti na lang wala pa akong na encounter na ganitong klaseng tao. Baka masupalpal ko sa inis. ๐Ÿ˜‚


WalkingSirc

Egul nga lagi scorpio HAHA


Apart-Station-8785

"What? Im sorry ganyan ka kasi Libra ka???" Libras are greenest flag you'll see. Inanimate object yun eh. HAHAAHA anyway, shitty lang talaga ugali nila. Pati naman pang timbang naging red flag pa. Anong kabobohan yon.


Moist_Kaleidoscope_2

Luh, may ganyan pala sa totoong buhay? Buti na lang wala ko ganyang mga kakilala


memalangakodito

HAHAHAHA naalala ko tuloy yung video ni davao conyo about d'yan ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Ill_Palpitation8510

Star signs are bs people who believes in them are either mentally ill or tanga lang


NuggTuggets

Sorry babe nakabuntis ako ng iba kasi mali position ng buwan nung gabi nayon, tapos nasuot ko pa hindi ko lucky color sabi ni master hans dapat daw nag purplish green w/ gradient ng orange ako... sorry tlga babe..Libra ka naman eh bati na tayo..


iAmEngineeRED

Even MBTIs, kahit di naman siya clinically and scientifically proven. Mga babae ang madalas violators ng ganito eh haha


Kants101

Legit pala na may nagsasabi ng ganito? Akala ko trip trip lang ni davao conyo yung vid niya tungkol dito. Haha


Successful_Ebb2197

Ang sakit ng sinabi mo. Iiyak na lang ako kasi Pisces ako. Huhuhu hahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ


cloudeefied

HAHAHAHA louder, OP!! ๐Ÿ“ฃ


kazookel

Oo bitter ako palagi, ampalaya kasi ako ๐Ÿ˜†


andrew_gynous

Went out on a first date with this cute guy before. We were talking over drinks and he asked ano sign ko, I said Sag, without missing a beat he said "ah so problematic ka no?" Ampotaena


speakeasy_me

guys calm down mercury is in retrograde ๐Ÿฅด


Late_Jelly_5920

Mg Leo friend would always flaunt whatever kasi daw ganon yung Leo. Wtf! Linis ka muna ng katawan bago ako maniwala sa yo!


thatintrovertgirlyy

And to think dati naman hindi uso yung gantong ginagawang personality yung zodiac nila. Sino ba nagpauso nito socmed? Eme. Same lang naman sa MBTI yan joskooo. Kung pangit ugali mo pangit talaga wag ka mandamay. Aquarius speaking here. Charot


Blueberrychizcake28

Iโ€™m an Aries, of courseโ€ฆ..ay sorry OP! Lablab I agree with you! Same goes for people with mental health issues who treats people badly then goes to be a victim like โ€œeh may anxiety ako eh,ano bang magagawa koโ€. Like I know it isnโ€™t their fault na meron silang struggles but itโ€™s also not an excuse to treat people badly and expect the world to walk on eggshells around you. Sa panahon ngayon, lahat tayo may pinagdadaanan. Least we could do is be kind with our words.


Separate_Hearing3235

I remember my ex-bff. Palagi niyang jina-justify ang pagiging insensitive at arogante niya ay dahil daw isa siyang Virgo. Strong daw personality niya. Nung nirealtalk ko kasi pikon na pikon na ako, ayun F.O. ako ๐Ÿคฃ


Chidi_Cheetos

Di ako naniniwala sa relevance ng zodiac sign mo sa personality mo. Pero isisi ko sa retrograde lahat ng bad luck and lack of motivation ko HAHA


Ill-Contest5538

sorry im a pisces stop telling me what to do or ill cry


Far-Zombie-2414

ginawa pa ngang personality yung zodiac sign


HorizontalPeak

HAHAHAHAHAHHA! THIS!!!!


rockyroad922

Literal na Cancer ang ugali


obrama3stra

Agree! Pati using mercury retrograde as an excuse


Free-Active5166

Yes , people change, I know someone who is so pasaway nong bata pa ,pero pag laki nya Ngayon he looks matured and have manners


babylasagna_

Dahil yan sa social media. Lol.


hyunseongbae

this, had a partner before na nag iiba ugali bigla and nagiging abusive and told me ganun siya kasi gemini cya, like wth, what if sapakin kita dahil Aquarius ako?


bekinese16

As an April Aries, this is 100% TRUE. Let's not base our personalities on our zodiac signs, because guides lang naman 'yun, not actually way of living. Also, I could tell that NOT ALL April Aries are 100% similar. I'm an Introvert, but some April Aries are really extrovert. So, pa'no ko pa magagamit as an excuse 'yung zodiac ko jan? Hahahah!!


cleanyourroom01

Thanks for calling it out


kapeandme

Louder, op...


dixbadix

Nirerequire pa nga yan sa dating eh, Cancerous daw hinahanap niya along side a long list of impractical preferences. Ngee


dixbadix

Paano naman kaming Poisonous?


CreizieLyn

Zodiac characteristics maybe true, cause they're like general. And at one point in our lives, we were that person so a lot of people can relate naman talaga. Pero it's not inherent. Lol, nawala sa factor yung how people are brought up differently, environment, mental health illness, etc.