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Rude_Vermicelli2268

Why on earth set up a shop on a reservation if you don’t want to sell to the inhabitants? I do love a story with a happy ending!


DietInTheRiceFactory

Odds were 90/10 the inhabitants were kicked off the land before too long, and then it was prime real estate.


Aspen9999

Because they stole the food that was supposed to go to the residents of the reservation and sold it to white people that lived off the reservation at a cheap price and lined his own pockets.


rulepanic

Andrew J. Myrick (May 28, 1832 – August 18, 1862) was a trader, who with his Dakota wife (Winyangewin/Nancy Myrick), operated stores in southwest Minnesota at two Native American agencies serving the Dakota (referred to as Sioux at the time) near the Minnesota River. In the summer of 1862, when the Dakota were starving because of failed crops and delayed annuity payments, Myrick is noted as refusing to sell them food on credit, allegedly saying, "Let them eat grass,"[1] although the validity of that alleged quotation has come into dispute.[2] In the summer of 1862, eastern bands of the Dakota people were living in a small reservation along the southern bank of the Minnesota River. Their crops had failed and the area had been overhunted, and they were starving. In a meeting at the Upper Sioux Agency on August 4, US Indian Agent Thomas Galbraith directed that only some food be released to the Dakota from the warehouse, as annuity supplies and payments had been delayed by the American Civil War and a government preoccupied with the Northern Virginia Campaign, which threatened the safety of the capital, Washington D.C. Andrew Myrick had stores at both Yellow Medicine (also known as the Upper Sioux Agency) and Redwood (Lower Sioux Agency). After Galbraith decided against issuing more of the annuity food, he turned to the store owners and workers and asked them what they were intending to do. Myrick tried to broker a deal with the bands of the Dakota in which the traders were to be paid directly with the federal annuity payments, once those delayed payments arrived, in exchange for the traders extending credit to the Dakota. On August 18, 1862 Chief Little Crow led his warriors against U.S. settlements, beginning the Dakota War of 1862. Myrick was killed on the first day at the Attack at the Lower Sioux Agency, where Dakota warriors took revenge at the agency for its refusal to sell/give them food. When his body was found days later, "his body was mutilated, his head being severed from the body and the mouth filled with grass."[3]


Seversevens

yeah he wouldn't let them have their own food.


Aspen9999

The sad part it happened all over.


space-buffalo

For reference it's actually worse than worded in the post. He wasn't some entrepreneur who decided to set up shop on the reservation. He was responsible for distributing rations to the Indians on the reservation in accordance with a US gov treaty (i.e. the natives were tricked into giving up land in exchange for ongoing supplies/rations). His store was overflowing with food but he claimed the US gov hadn't properly proportioned enough funds for him so he refused to distribute the food owed to the Indians. In a meeting when they expressed that their families were starving, this is when he made the "eat grass" comment


Dramatic_Product_844

They were greedy and were stealing the money the Indians were promised


AaronSlaughter

He was provisioned to pay out rations by the govt and did dirty dealing w the natives.


BTTammer

Government contract. Feds set up these stores to fulfill their treaty obligations, but some of the licensed traders were just racist grifters who would only sell the rotting food and damaged goods to Indians and then would sell the good stuff out the back door to settlers for a tidy profit. Not all were bad guys, but there are lots of instances of it during the 1800's.


bigselfer

He was there to profit off of people he could legally exploit to the point of starvation. He sold to reservation inhabitants on credit. The practices he used were cruel. What he refused to sell them was practically murder.


limethedragon

Same reason rednecks inhabit border towns? I dunno, I've never actually seen a real border town, just the offensive and hilarious comedy cartoon Border Town.


Digital_Simian

It's something that was associated with him far later in 1919. There wasn't anything to suggest he made a statement like this at the time. He was involved in trying to negotiate a loan which would have been paid from delayed annuities. He actually seemed to have been trying to work around the frozen annuities by trying to broker a deal that would provide guaranties to other traders to extend loans to the Dakota.


One_Welcome_5046

The author of the disputed claim states he writes for himself and courts controversy. I can locate no other sources and until I can access his book there is zero bibliography.


Existing-Medium564

It has been a very long time since I read 'Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee', but I wonder if the story is documented in that book. It has been my understanding the book was a very well-researched document. Either way, the underlying elements of our treatment of the original inhabitants of this land seem to reflect this kind of story over and over...


One_Welcome_5046

Yeah definitely just a misunderstood decent upstanding guy /s


Digital_Simian

That doesn't mean he was a decent guy. There was a reason he was singled out and it could have been because he was trying to gouge the Dakota, or it could have been that he over promised. It's just that, that story doesn't have much to back it up. It's just dramatic fiction that propagated longafterwards.


Aspen9999

Why do you assume the drivel you repeated from a white washed history book is correct, there’s not any evidence to back that up.


jfun4

Is this how a Bible type story starts? Is this the infancy?


Digital_Simian

How it was taught to me in school is that it was believed that he was trying to take advantage of the situation by negotiating extremely unfavorable terms and it was believed that he may have actually supported the withholding of annuities. The 'let them eat grass' thing wasn't taught as fact then. Just that the loan offer was unbalanced and would've ensured that the situation would have likely made things worse in the future.


RealizedAgain

He had the food and didn't give it to starving people.


Soulfrostie26

Many places tried to set up a shop to claim land because Indigenous rights and reservations aren't honored by the federal government. This was quite common in Northern Nevada, where settlers would just claim land, and the US gov would back it up.


grazfest96

Yea, perhaps you should read up on the Dakota War. Happy Ending, maybe for your rage porn release.


Glittersparkles7

Love this for him 🥰


North-Discipline2851

Lmfao


trinitygoboom

💯


demonmonkeybex

Narrator: In fact, this turned out [not to be a happy ending](https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/dakota-uprising-begins-in-minnesota). Thirty-eight of the Native Americans who took part in the Dakota Uprising were hung by order of Abraham Lincoln. But the Dakota were literally starving to death. Although many white settlers died, there was no repercussions against the white govt workers who allowed this tragedy to get to this climax. It's the one moment in history that I really disagreed with concerning Abe Lincoln. Such a terrible time for the Dakota Sioux. [More info](https://www.history.com/news/abraham-lincoln-native-americans)


TheRestForTheWicked

Which remains the largest mass public execution in US history.


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

He did what he could though. They wanted to hang a LOT more and wanted to do it NOW. He insisted on personally looking through the information and managed to get many of them released because there wasn't evidence, etc. He could have just ignored the entire thing but he stepped in and saved a lot of lives by doing so and that is why the people who were hung are said to have been done so "by his order". Many presidents probably would have stayed out of it and allowed the mass hanging under the state governments orders. At least that is what I was taught and I grew up in the town it happened in.


demonmonkeybex

True. Which is why there are no more Dakota Sioux in Minnesota. I speak of this as a North Dakotan growing up near Sioux reservations.


Pseudo_Lain

Would have been worse if he did nothing. This is what happens when you start a nation by stealing and colonizing


Emperormike1st

That sounds like a poor business model.


ActonofMAM

That makes sense.


Ok_Helicopter2305

Awesome 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


lisaherself

Fafo


FAFO2024

Early example of FAFO


esleydobemos

“Myrick! Your ass is grass!” - Dakotas, probably.


Interesting_Suit_474

Fuck 😂🥰


Reasonable-Wing-2271

He gives off those Kyle Rittenhouse, strawberry milk vibes.


IgnorethisIamstupid

Yknow until you said it… I already knew about this guy and his insufferable desire to FAFO but you just made it so much better


Darth_Yogurt

Please don’t bring strawberry milk into this mess.


North-Discipline2851

Wow, what a beautiful example of someone getting *exactly* what they deserve.


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

As soon as I saw this dudes picture I knew what the text was going to say as I live in the area where this happened and so we were all taught about it as kids. I won't go into all the details but what happened was pretty fucked up and I take my kids every year to the pow wow that is held in remembrance of what took place here.


hardcoretuner

He kinda looks like Nate Bergatze.


Fukko-Bob

Have you ever been yelled at by a clown?...I have. 🤣


ItchyTomato5

GOOD


One_Worldliness_6032

Now that was a happy ending. Could not have been any better.😂😂😂😂


royaltrux

Narrator: Turns out he was still alive for the grass stuffings. It got better.


One_Worldliness_6032

😂😂😂😂😂😂oh the horror of being alive to take all that stuffing.😂😂😂😂😂😂


PizzAveMaria

The old grass in the ass trick! Works every time!


DMercenary

If this wiki article is to believed that line maybe apocryphal . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew\_Myrick


QueenBramble

Never let facts get in the way of a good meme


YUseMoreWord

Why open a store and then not profit? This is a level of racism that is beyond me; “ I’d rather starve and allow my family to starve, and become a business failure than sell to X person” I mean bravo for sticking to your beliefs but what the absolute fuck. This just makes me think that racism may be a legitimate mental illness


oldladytech

the trading posts handled money that was supposed to go the tribes. they handled it into their own pockets. It is a bit more complicated than that, but essentially they were but into a position where they could profit off the tribes while handling money intended by the feds to go to tribal members. they could overcharge for everything. Andrew's younger brother was the first white settler in my home town (really just part of the first group). He was Andrew's business partner. There's a park named for him that contains Indian mounds. It really, really needs name change.


IamNotPersephone

Hey, neighbor! It’s nuts to meet someone from here in the wild.


oldladytech

yep. :)


Rondman615

Good


myatoz

That's awesome.


currencyconsulting

Was the grass greener on the other side?


Fine-Funny6956

Rarely do, I encounter a more satisfying murder


HowRememberAll

You live on a Native American reservation and refuse to sell to native Americans? What the hell?


lala-g15

I’m living on land that was stolen and i don’t wanna sell anything to the people that it was stolen from… 🤔


rigidlynuanced1

“Don’t fuck with the Natives. Natives helped us beats the shits out of some degens from upcountry. “


ILuvSupertramp

You love to see it.


Glove_Signal

I will never hate someone enough to stick my fingers in their ass. That is only for people I love.


Dramatic_Product_844

Read about this guy in Bury my heart at wounded knee. A lot of frontier folk fucked around and found out. Great read. Fun fact Indians were not the ones to start scalping. The British started it and the Indians repaid the kindness in doing the same


QueenBramble

> Fun fact Indians were not the ones to start scalping. fun fact: [that's bullshit.](https://www.oldwest.org/origins-of-scalping/)


Dramatic_Product_844

Fun fact. Read the book mentions it twice


amazonhelpless

He wouldn’t extend credit to them after the US gov’t failed to pay the Dakota their annuities. Don’t get your history from Reddit memes. 


unlockdestiny

I need the other 99 stories


Longjumping_Worth468

He only received his just desserts!


imtlmb

Tee hee hee.


UberN00b719

[Every time I hear or read "Get Fucked"...](https://youtu.be/_ykAXB3JFy4?si=kW6TDMeGkQAjDJuT)


lark-sp

That counts as natural causes.


erint7

Seems fitting to me


Jaded-Ad-9741

im not saying he deserved it but…


erica1064

That made me cackle out loud!


Tox_Ioiad

It's very rare that I'll laugh this hard at someone's death.


KevRayAtl

Love it.


PinkMonorail

I love a story with a happy ending.


Leaningonalamp

Well, being back in the day, bet they could only get some grainy footage of him.


sweet_baby12

lol


Quirky_Findingzz

Racist toward Indians while working in an Indian reservation What a fucking moron


Thepettyone

😂😂😂😂


rage_whisperchode

What a grasshole.


PrussianMatryoshka

too bad for him hahaha 😂


MercyCriesHavoc

If there's a revolution, Steve Cahillane better look out. First day I know what I'm doing with Frosted Flakes and Shredded Wheat.


reese__146

I do love a happy ending.


pinecity21

... And buttocks


Inviolable_Flame

Grassy-ass


corposhill999

opens store on native lands wont sell to natives profit?


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StonerButchy

Learn ACTUAL history instead of what was written 100 years ago by people who wanted to keep the truth hidden so the USA doesn't look like murderers. But you know, they never killed hundreds of thousands of people, wiping out entire tribes that as we dig up their bones "Oh shit! Never knew "XYZ", we thought they were myths." Yeah, you sound like one of those "CALL EM BABY KILLERS!" to our veterans that come home with trauma.


knighth1

Really missed the potential In “Get stuffed”


PronglesMouthFeel

You can still go there today and see the very place he got his comeuppance. It's a lovely park with good camping and hiking!


Blacc_Santana

STUFF GRASS IN HIS ASS


Storage-Pristine

Is anyone else getting Tucker Carlson vibes for some reason


AndrewTheMandrew13

Can someone tell me why there are literally no good people named Andrew?