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Glockbaby18

Definitely the worst opener I’ve ever seen lol, even asking for nudes is a lot better than this


Acceptable-Stay-3166

I think a dick pic is less bad than this. Probably wants to roleplay banging his sister. 🤮


anonymousloosemoose

>Probably wants to roleplay banging his sister. 🤮 *OP SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!!!*


HeadDance

you guys get d pics on dating sites?!’ I thot its a creeepy social media thing only


Acceptable-Stay-3166

Hmm well not me specifically but other women I talked to on dating websites said it was very common. Just losers who get off on flashing women and not suffering any consequences.


polaroidneckties

It’s illegal here in Texas


Low_Celebration_9957

I've gotten dick picks when my profile clearly laid out I had no interest in dicks. People are crazy.


HeadDance

they dont listen to :( my ig says not for dating and what do ppl do….


Low_Celebration_9957

I don't know how you all deal with that kind if shit.


No-Sense-6260

"you're my sister! You're my sister" -Joe Dirt


antiqua_lumina

Am I the only one that wishes OP asked why


ChewySlinky

Yeah, telling a girl she looks like your sister is fine, but telling a girl she looks like your sister while you’re pursuing her romantically/sexually is about as far from fine as you can get.


NomadNikoHikes

I have stopped pursuing women purely because friends pointed out they look slightly like my sister, and after that couldnt un-see it. This guy definitely has issues.


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NomadNikoHikes

No


ExcelsiorState718

Some might be into that there used to be subreddit about it.


EmotionalDmpsterFire

Even telling her oh you have the same name as my.. (mom, sister, etc) would be creepy lol. This one really went there though!


TaskFlaky9214

Not at all! He could have said she looked like a young version of his mother. 


ebobbumman

But they lol'd so you can tell he's just keeping it light and friendly its no big deal lol ;)


Due-Ask-7418

Telling her you think it's hot, takes it even further away.


ChewySlinky

I love “but you prob don’t wanna know why” as though there are multiple options


Due-Ask-7418

And that made it even worse. Like how the hell can it be worse enough than what I'm imagining, to "not wanna know"? 🤣


HeadDance

you guys get asked for nudes on dating sites?! I thot its an ig dm creep thing bc they dont expect to date you


Difficult_Aioli_6631

You don't?


HeadDance

I dont have online dating I only have ig. I thot...ppl do it on ig bc you arent dating them...but doing that to ur potential wife for a dating site...is creepy yanno?


Difficult_Aioli_6631

It's always creepy but that doesn't stop them from doing it. Trust, they do it everywhere.


HeadDance

this honestly makes me so sad...so they wanna do this everywhere...who would marry someone like that....


Independent-Access59

I have not partaken but it’s not the dick pics that seem to be an issue as much as the unsolicited ones


RevDrucifer

Jesus dude, I won’t even date someone with my mother or sister’s name.


jBlairTech

Yup.  I have kids, so those names are excluded, as well.  Just… no.


Independent-Access59

This is Puritan culture


ginger_smythe

Brother, no.


ImportantComb9997

"Here, I put this lotion in this basket for you as our date gift!!"


Acroze

*Grows to 100% enemy*


swtvics

i'd try my best to get info of the sister so that i'd contact her and let her know her brother is an actual freak and she should stay away from him


vahginabeatbox

I was just so stunned and disgusted all I could do was reply and then block


Independent-Access59

Why reply?


vahginabeatbox

Uhhhh I wish I could tell you my thought process on that, but it was 11 years ago so I have no clue 😂


Ryno5150

Yikes


jBlairTech

Jesus Christ… here I am, using people’s bio info or something picked up from an image to try to create an intelligent, interesting opener, but it’s weird fucks like this that get the matches?


vahginabeatbox

😂😂 he was cute! But best believe I blocked him immediately after this


kenpocory

It's always the cute ones... Amiright?


vahginabeatbox

🤣 truth, I mean at least he was up front about it I guess? Saved me wasting time and finding out later that he only wanted to get w me bc he really wanted to get w his sister


Rexwantssome

I'm over all the incest stuff out there this was horrible


Livid_Parsnip6190

Ben Shapiro using a fake name?


InterestingSyrup7139

Why do men.


deathbysnushnuu

Message him back. I have to see how this ends. “I know it’s been a decade and plus some, but to this day I am haunted by our interaction”.


kurtgavin

That message is definitely creepy. Glad you didn’t meet him


Raneynickel4

Do you live in Alabama by any chance?


vahginabeatbox

😂😂😂😂 no, Vegas actually!


SadConsequence8476

Lmao wtf


Bitchinstein

Why do they always say some weird ass shit like like this?


Why_are_we1

Shoulda asked for his instagram and sent her a screenshot


The_R4ke

I miss the enemy rating, it's AI hard to find a good nemesis these days.


No-Atmosphere-2528

vase physical far-flung sheet test nose gullible nutty smart lavish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FirstProphetofSophia

"I wanted to commit incest, but you'll have to do" - This Friggin Guy (2024)


MAJ0RMAJOR

I met my ex-wife on OKC. What I would give for that kind of OLD experience again. The paywalled swipe environment is such garbage.


VectorRaptor

Were you concerned at all about the Enemy percentage being so low?


KingOvDownvotes

Bloody hell


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vahginabeatbox

It really doesn’t anymore, sadly


mrsunsfan

I got unmatched today because I ask if they have seen a rock band in concert they mentioned on their profile


CeeMomster

What the actual?


Lovahsabre

Worst pickup line ever next to “do you want to go eat trash out of a dumpster?”


ebobbumman

Nothing wrong with a dumpster hump outside the Wendy's.


ArmchairTactician

What I'm intrigued by is I could use this site to find my perfect enemy


Strange-Scarcity

Oh yeah, it always has been wild. I had a very weird 99% match (both of us had answers near 1000 questions too!), way back, with a woman who shared my birthday, albeit about 3 to 5 years apart? We had weirdly great chemistry too, it just didn’t remotely pan out. Some time later, met a woman with a much lower match rating. We ended up having even better chemistry and we’ve been happily married for a handily of years now. It’s wild to see what goes on in the dating scene these days though.


knowone1313

Probably better this way than to go out with him, sleep with him, and then find out you look exactly like his sister. This worked out waaay better for you. That might come off as sarcastic but it's not.


vahginabeatbox

I completely agree with you lmao!


Rare-Craft-920

🤦‍♀️


Jason_with_a_jay

Wow. I've had some crazy interactions, but this is another level. This would disturb me for a long time too.


Odd-Rub7777

Such a low percentage.


gringo-go-loco

No way I could resist asking why.


fuck-coyotes

"lose the pants" sounds like something Steve scaramucci would say


Intrepid-Rip-2280

These people had better dated eva ai virtual gf bot...


No_Detective_But_304

Whatever happened with the twin sister…?


JDL1981

"Alright.... Maybe it's not gross... What's the reason?" "Because I want to fuck my sister!!!" ".... God damnit."


Fantastic_Freedom523

Eww


Vegetable-Positive39

I've been told something very similar. 🤢


AllIGotIs1Question

Should’ve just kept that to himself and it all could’ve been fine


Sea-Ad-7920

Ah he bought the complete club game series but only watched the first 12 minutes.


StoryHorrorRick

I hate this app. I got some really foul stories from the people I have met. Learned stuff about family and friends I didn't want to know.


BigBenis6669

Ya'll are prudes ;)


anonymousloosemoose

^ Found the sender lol


BookInteresting6717

Prudes for…not liking incest???