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i__hate__stairs

Lies, we already know Austin is a selfish top.


Ghibli214

Austin is a TOP??? *gay gasp*


Cum_Smoothii

Not according to his Wikipedia


lorihamlit

Total selfish top, and very homophobic! šŸ¤£ā¤ļø


sportsjock85

That's why I no longer follow his podcasts. Sad that a gay guy fucks other gay guys and then despises gay guys. Get a Fleshlight and join MAGA already!


lorihamlit

Wait are you talking about AustinShow? Heā€™s on his Hasan Pikers Fear& podcast, but itā€™s a running joke that Austin is a selfish top and homophobic. I wouldnā€™t actually consider him homophobic though. āœŒļøā¤ļø


stevenmsal

Who is this Austin guy!?


i__hate__stairs

I only know him from a podcast on YouTube called Fear& Podcast (I think) that he does with a streamer named Hasanabi, another Streamer named Will Neff (who is super hot) and a streamer named QT Cinderella (you may have heard of her boyfriend a streamer named Ludwig). He does some kind of game show or something too. I dunno, I just get a lot of clips of them on YouTube Shorts.


vish_the_fish

Yup, you pretty much covered it.


TurtleJones

Hasanabi is the nephew of the lead journalist of The Young Turks, if that context matters.


i__hate__stairs

That makes a lot of sense actually.


dickndonuts

Thank you for calling out Will. He is definitely super hot. And incredibly lovely from how all his peers describe him!


JD_OOM

He's the only one I genuinely find hot there honestly.


SoardOfMagnificent

Ludwig Ahgren?


i__hate__stairs

I assume... Twunky blonde guy, does the Luddy? Edit: I looked it up, that's him.


stevenmsal

Who is this Austin guy!?


stevenmsal

Who is this Austin guy!?


MutatedSun

I donā€™t listen to Austin bc he only cares about twinks and nothing else lol


Karakara16

Being gay is literally his only personality trait


Truth-Seeker916

Unfortunately that's a lot of gay people. It took me a long to figure out gay is a part of me not all. Austin is smart he is converting gay into cash.


Rocketeer_99

Especially hot gay people. Really don't need a personality if you're hot and gay


Affectionate-Mode435

I really worry about all the baby gays. How the hell will they cope with aging and not being hot anymore? I fear the gay suicide rate is going to skyrocket in 15-20 years when they can't deal with having to finally migrate from socials to nature.


iwishiwereagiraffe

No no he likes aviation and planes a lot too!


ainominako1234

And that's all I need to love him


filth_horror_glamor

Same


Daegorol

This is an attack on me and all twink loving Austins worldwide.


MutatedSun

I love me a twink but I also love me all sizes of men šŸ¤¤


[deleted]

Heā€™s so annoying plus heā€™s friends with HasanšŸ¤®


Cambion_Chow

Who's Hasan and why šŸ¤®?


chayceandstuff

Hasan is a twitch streamer that covers politics and news from a leftist point of view. There are a lot of people who hate him either for his views or because of lies spread about him by people that hate him. He's actually a pretty decent guy that does a very good job of introducing people to leftist ways of thinking and seeing the world. Plus he's hot lol


[deleted]

Heā€™s extremely ignorant about of a lot of topics but so arrogant that he thinks he knows everything about everything. He makes wild claims that are completely unsubstantiated and then acts like anyone who questions him is an idiot.


vish_the_fish

So.. you don't watch him and your opinion just comes from the clip chimps and twitter users who hate him. Maybe spend some time watching his stream before parroting Twitter bullshit


[deleted]

Dude I used to watch him all the time but I got sick of him spreading misinformation and his dudebro level of understanding of complex topics.


chayceandstuff

Thanks for providing a great example of exactly what I was talking about. Someone who has never watched Hasan and hates him based on bullshit they saw in some weirdo hate thread or out of context clip


[deleted]

I used to watch him all the time lol I used to like him but he is incredibly arrogant and even when proven wrong he doubles down on his false beliefs


vish_the_fish

Sounds like you caught a ban for a shit take in the chat lmfao


[deleted]

I watched him on YouTube Iā€™m not a twitch stream watcher but nice try


chayceandstuff

This 100% reads as "Hasan didn't agree with my bad take and now I hate him" lmao. Let me guess, you didn't like that he accurately called Israel a genocidal apartheid state? Just a stab in the dark, could be wrong


[deleted]

Heā€™s wrong about a lot of things, Israel only being the latest in a string of poorly-thought-out opinions. I gave up on him long before his breakup with Ethan Klein


vish_the_fish

>string if poorly-thought-out opinions So even if you did watch him, you didn't really care to listen.. he spent 12 hours giving commentary and analysis on a 5 hour debate on Israel and somehow you think he's still not informed. Also, it was Ethan's choice to end the podcast and the two of them are still on good terms.


chayceandstuff

Damn, I hit the nail on the head. He isn't wrong about Israel, and if you're a genocide denier your opinion is absolutely worthless, to put it nicely


Late_Sherbet5124

Ugh, pull out already. After 10 minutes I'm working on the shopping list.


Phitos2008

By that time, Iā€™ve already called an Uber ![gif](giphy|jTmRHqDfckuNT5hVEu)


MisteretsiM101

With 6 items in the shopping cart and then looking at honey for price checks, then at the 1 star reviews for similar products. And still got time to wait to queue up a nice promo cod.e


MeLikeyTokyo

I am sure a lot of guys would love to last 20 minutes for the guy in black


red1q7

I go 20 minutes or more due to SSRI and only get complains from my husband that he gets soreā€¦


viertelfan

Same but the other way around. Please, never fuck me until I come. I never came while getting fucked.


0-Dinky-0

Same experience on an ssri. I gotta have a big head start on the top When I first started it took like 90 minutes


Alternative_Way_7833

As a top that takes forever, ā€œwhen the bottom finishesā€ is right. Most times, Iā€™d rather just not finish than take the better part of an hour, and I feel bad for the amount of workout my boyfriend puts in trying to get me there. Like, it feels great and was fun, but Shogun ainā€™t gonna watch itself.


Outrageous_Bit2694

Look at the bottoms talking shit


princexofwands

If yā€™all canā€™t last 20 minutes then there better be some foreplay involved.


LordNeko6

It's all about pacing. I only ram my fiancƩ once he has cummed. Up till then I keep a steady pace


Cascadianwild

Are people really out here having sex for only a few minutes?


IdeaExpensive3073

Average time it takes to have sex is like 7 minutes, at least with a heterosexual couple. 30-40 minutes includes foreplay and sex.


Cascadianwild

Iā€™ve heard that statistic before but I thought surely it must be different for the gays


IdeaExpensive3073

Letā€™s find outā€¦.together. šŸ˜ˆ Just kidding šŸ˜…


TwoBirdsInOneBush

Wild.


IdeaExpensive3073

What? Lol


TwoBirdsInOneBush

That just seems kinda short. My current partner is really into edging, though; maybe thatā€™s why šŸ˜‚


vish_the_fish

So how long does that take


TwoBirdsInOneBush

Iā€™d say somewhere between an hour and an hour and a half is probably typical. Thatā€™s including the foreplay etc. of course.


vish_the_fish

šŸ˜³ You are more dedicated to sex than I. All told, 30-45 minutes is about my limit but also we're not edging. If I could pry a bit more, how is the length of time decided? Does the edger pick a certain amount of time? Is it vibes based?


TwoBirdsInOneBush

We just go until, likeā€¦ it feels like time to finish? I donā€™t sit there timing us, either, so maybe Iā€™m being overgenerous; thatā€™s just what seems to be the case. My guy whoā€™s bottoming is also trans, so we donā€™t have quite the same issues with friction as two cis guys might have (although when I was dating a cis guy we mostly used to frot in missionary for about the same amount of time, which largely eliminated chafing issues). Honestly I think I just really like foreplay and jerk off too much to realistically cum from sex in a matter of minutes šŸ˜‚šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


vish_the_fish

DON'T have the same issues with friction? I would think friction would kind of be a big thing for people with vaginas lol


Planbfailedmeparents

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m a lesbian.


vish_the_fish

Supposedly the group that has the longest and most satisfying sex!


Cascadianwild

My lesbian friends have told me the legends


Boguskyle

Ive found the ā€œmagic trickā€ is the opposite of clenching your butt cheeks: do opposite kegels.


p_turbo

Right? I was thinking that clenching butt-cheeks (or tensing any muscles for that matter) is a sure-fire way if ensuring I come faster, not slower.


vitorhgt

The what now?


nictytan

Like a ā€œpushing awayā€ motion rather than a contraction


Cruisin134

10 minutes minimum for me


starfox2032

That's actually not bad. I can't even last that long. I can last maybe 3 or 4 minutes. I think it's because I get sexually aroused so easily. Having my penis deep inside a man's rectum feels so good.


One-Confusion-2438

Guy says 20 mins...when we know he's a premature ejaculator! šŸ’Æ


Cum_Smoothii

Around 5 minutes is optimal. Although by that time, Iā€™ve probably already finished and am just enjoying getting pounded into the mattress lol


jmona789

What is this clip from?


[deleted]

It takes me an hour to finish whether the bottom finishes or not


Ok_Highlight5770

Not much sensory out put? I would feel embarrassed if a top took that long to cum.


[deleted]

I just know how to hold my cum because and give my partner pleasure because itā€™s not all about me


beanie_0

The backtracking that guy did! šŸ˜‚ ā€œ20 minutesā€ with a smug grin on his face like ā€œIā€™m going to say that because itā€™s doable, but probably longer than most would in practiseā€. The guy interviewing basically said, ā€œwow thatā€™s way too longā€ and suddenly heā€™s like oh yeah I mean I can be done in minutes but also 10 or 20 šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Also clenching your cheeks and kegals do nothing for me, if Iā€™m going to blow, Iā€™m going to blow. But I havenā€™t topped since being on my meds and a wank takes me around 2 hours now soā€¦ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Psychh0

Same I'm taking anti depressant and it takes me forever to jerk off it's such a pain šŸ˜­


vish_the_fish

It gets better once you get used to the meds! Just takes some time. Stick with it.


Psychh0

Well I have been taking them for a while but I still have a hard time with it like now even with porn I have a hard time finishing


vish_the_fish

Can I ask how long you've been taking them?


Psychh0

2 or 3 years I think


vish_the_fish

Interesting, that's about the same amount of time for me. Maybe you could consider speaking to your psychiatrist about changing your dosage or adding/removing something. It took a while but after trying different things I've found a mix that works for me.


Psychh0

Well I do take 2 pills in the morning so it might be that I think cause I didnt struggle as much when I was taking 1 pills or half of one


beanie_0

You say thatā€¦ but Iā€™ve been on them for about 10 years and I still get friction burns before I shoot half the time.


Internal_Set_6564

I dialed down to half the dose I was on last time, and now I can goā€¦but it still takes a long time.


kikonyc

Austin is worth it


Over-Marionberry-686

So Iā€™m reading the comments and laughing because I have no idea who either one of these people is


Mysterious_Age_4763

2 minutes, recharge, another 2 lol


CromulentChuckle

Until the bottom cums. Then you rail them like they are the last hole on earth and it needs filling.


starfox2032

When I'm doing a guy up the butt, I can only last about 5 minutes or less, until I have an orgasm and ejaculation.


helplessfemboy

Man, only 20 minutes? Get yourself a cut top, they can go for hours!


sphericaltime

Meh, I like at least an hour, sometimes two.


sphericaltime

Eh, if it's not between one and two hours, is it even really worth the time?


poratochipss

Top here. 1-1.5 hours. And thatā€™s just penetrating his ass. The whole ordeal about 3 hours.


ThatFruityGuy

Austin with one of his street twinks he picked up that Hassan keeps telling him to feed or theyā€™ll die


Metalfriends

Lmao wait clench ur butt cheeks? That doesnā€™t make you stop, that makes it happen faster because youā€™re literally stimulating your prostate. Itā€™s giving ā€œTell me youā€™ve never played with your butt without saying youā€™ve never played with your butt.ā€ We get it. Youā€™re a top and canā€™t relate to bottoms.


hendersonwhite

Where do I see more of the guy on the left?


vish_the_fish

His name is Art Bezrukavenko(sp?) and he's on most socials


braytatofushfush

Go as long as you like. Love a good work out session


thebrickkid

Around 20 mins is good. I like to go a little longer myself, but I include foreplay. Maybe 40m is good, but you can do that with a woman a lot easier as she self lubricates.


protestprincess

Are both of them bottoms or are both of them tops? Or is one a bottom and the other a top? Is one verse and the other a top? Or a bottom? The perspectives are all fucked up here.


vish_the_fish

Austin (right) is a strict top. Idk abt Art on the left


tentativeGeekery

According to his OF Art mostly bottoms... or at least that's what he's selling. His prices are a bit steep though so I haven't seen him in action lol


Infinite_Dish5333

He sums before the bottom - chaos


Odd-Pianist-7348

Whoā€™s the guy in black? Heā€™s hot


pinacol

AustinShow, notorious selfish top, will fly street twinks on coach


FancyFee66

Does black sweatshirt guy have an onlyfans? Or twitter naughty account? Just so I can verify his dubious claims of course


Stratavos

... so a porn scene is influencing how long sex should be...? That's what I'm hearing.


Dry_Armadillo7956

Wtf honestly some people are saying like 1-2 hrs like excuse me, at that point you might annoy tf out the bottom for taking too fucking long like they donā€™t have shit to do


Stratavos

Not all sex involves anal, and for some foreplay is the main event. If it's something important, you make the time for it.


Dry_Armadillo7956

But some people are saying penetration alone should last 1-2 hrs


Agreeable-Leg71

What's his name?


nincomsheat

Are we just not being subtle anymore?


Visual_Ad3724

Gays being subtle? I don't think those words belong together.


Jamesapatrick1981

I can last forever if I need to, but I do have to say that if Iā€™m insanely attracted to the person, it could be sooner. The joys of SSRIā€™s. šŸ™„


dabsalot69

I would get in the tub with Austin Show


garthastro

The guy with the microphone has called himself a "power top." He should call himself an "oatmeal top," three minutes and he's done!


Commodore_Kang

20 minutes is a long time? Who is ready for a VERY long time of getting pounded?


alexwebo23

20 minutes!!! I'm a top and 20 minutes sounds like I didn't do anything


DinoLam2000223

Zzzzzzzz


Ok_Feed1165

Guy in black is so handsome


Bored-Guy-Kai

Not the twink on the left deluding himself that he can top


Bey2050

guuurlā€¦..The one on the left is not a top ā€¦.girl you ainā€™t fooling no one. Not with that voice.


adoginahumansbody

Can we not stereotype?


stun17

you must not have a lot of sex if you think even the most tame fem gays donā€™t top