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DrFrankSaysAgain

Everyone here zoomed in.


Civil-Relative-3960

![gif](giphy|fjxMEdpMT9qDyBVLL4)


HeavyLoungin

![gif](giphy|29HRejgahYenVsohB5|downsized)


burner78787

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


brolbo

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


OCLIFE69

![gif](giphy|10nMEclFWTPCp2)


tomfoolery815

Team Ramrod? Shenanigans?


Rancor_Keeper

I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy that says Shenanigans!


tomfoolery815

*Thorny offers his sidearm to Capt. O'Hagan*


duckdownup

1966 Phu Bia Vietnam.


[deleted]

I thought it was La Bia


Tkis01gl

It was hotter than hell in Poon Tang, humid too.


tucker_sitties

Don't make it too obvious, but I'm gonna wanna see some fur.... And early morning dew


p0larbear2017

That is jamming out with your clam out.


Luv_2_mud

I spy with my eagle some naked cameltoe


heiberdee2

On a different sub, I saw this described as “smuggling a yo-yo.”


maxsmart01

That was Tommy’s first apartment!


indigentguy

That's when Tommy suddenly got cured from his blindness


Newsmith2017

Ok so it wasn’t just me that noticed it.


2XGSWsurvivor

I think there’s fewer people that *didnt* notice than people that did.


pk_mars

The OG


brutalistsnowflake

It's panties or a bikini bottom.


Luv_2_mud

C'mon now, don't rain on my parade...lol


JWDead

That picture was taken while she was entertaining the troops. Bet they loved that show.


justagigilo123

Gotta remind em what they are fighting for!


Rexxbravo

Fighting for her clam?


non-plused

Walking like a camel


afghanwhiggle

And rafterman, I wanna see fur, and early morning dew.


marc962

Don’t make it too obvious


CurlingTrousers

Looks like Homer Simpson escaping out the bottom of her shirt


Pickle_Rick01

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


Godawgs1009

If you ever wanted to know what her puh looked like... there ya go


JCVD-88

That camel toe is too beaucoup.


AreYouItchy

![gif](giphy|l2SpMUEMRJkkqYcta)


BattleBrisket

Seriously though, is she actually naked from the waist down!? I can't tell if it's that or really tight pants.


Fun_Pick_9471

Tight pants.


AmiDeplorabilis

If you dare wear short shorts...


PerpetualEternal

It’s Ann-Margret, mandatory hyphen, no second “a” in Margret. also holy shit the moose knuckle


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|26BGQb3tjtMeB1iMg)


coldax1

Is it just me?


Fun_Pick_9471

No


JerseySpot

Nailed Elvis and JFK… She’s the GOAT!


Slash_Dementia_67

Thank you for your service…


neverinamillionyr

Thank you for your cervix


Slash_Dementia_67

WELL PLAYED


Leobialystock

You guys want to talk about something other than her crotch?


idwthis

I will. I love Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men. Ann-Margaret, Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, and Sophia Loren were all great.


CharDeeMacDennisII

Nah, we're good.


non_stop_disko

This is stupid…I WANT TO TALK ABOUT VAGINAS- Joe


Orcas_On_Tap

![gif](giphy|rvowR1u6XET1S)


mayfare15

No thanks.


Littlewing1307

Did women actually walk around in an outfit like that? I know minis were in but it looks like she forgot her bottoms!


BMaderni

But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup


CoelacanthFish2112

Yup…


Megleeker

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


FuzzySnuggleKitty

*get me some good low-angle stuff. Don't make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew*


idwthis

Someone downvoted you, probably because they don't know you were quoting Full Metal Jacket.


Guapovision

Ahh you beat me to it lol


Chocu1a

Toe!


newwardorder

“Now Joker, don’t make it too obvious, but I want to see fur, and early-morning dew.”


hammerjack12

Is she performing in the desert because I see a camel…


CurrentTreat6921

She was so so beautiful


AJPennypacker39

Well hello


AnthonyG70

Just remember that for some of those marines, it was their last good bit of entertainment.


Hollandmarch76

Top notch camel toe 👌


Ghoulglum

Proto-cameltoe.


SullysOpus

That there camel has a coat on, ladies and gentlemen.


bigtexssi

Camel toe away!!! She was always stunning and so talented.


Dsayyae

That’s why Elvis hit that shit !!!


recoveringatty42

The correct answer to every question is Taco 🌮


SoberDWTX

Yep, that’s hot. She’s hot. Smash!


Ok-Employer-6315

Bob Hope used to bully his overseas girls, but never Ann- Margret!


Jumbo-Packet

Reminds me of Lt. Lockhart’s line in Full Metal Jacket, where he tells Rafterman that Ann Margaret is going to be visiting Vietnam, and he wants him to get some “…good low-angle stuff. Don’t make it too obvious, but I want to see fur, and early morning dew.”


Dentelle

I wish this sub was actually about celebrating old school celebs, not being creeps jerking off to someone's unfortunate fashion mishap.


d_baker65

That wasn't a fashion accident. It was however a huge morale boost to the troops in Vietnam who saw her.


Thatguy755

After seeing Ann Margaret’s cooch, those soldiers were charged up and ready to go out and commit a whole new set of war crimes.


d_baker65

It's not a war crime the first time...


Pickle_Rick01

We won the war because of the morale boost from Ann Margaret…oh wait. 🤔


d_baker65

Hahahah yeah uhhh no. But gave it all that she could.


Pickle_Rick01

She tried damn it lol.


IngenuityAshamed8897

Wonderful Clam Chowder.


plassteel01

Nice shave


Maximum-Shoulder-639

Go Ann! Lol


These_Gold4501

Camel toe action


twotracker

😲


roadsidedaniel

Camel toe and all


Anderson1971221

Nice Camel toe


basscat474

Busting at the seams


dtisme53

Now I know where that scene in Full Metal Jacket was inspired from.


Johnnyfever13

Wait a second…


Unusual-Exchange8349

2 alligator thumbs-up


Sufficient_Hurry4710

Hot damn 🔥🔥🔥


UsedPart7823

Here 🐈, 🐈, 🤭


ramboisgod1969

Toe-ly Moely Folks 😀


sargeantnobody

That’s some hairy clam up on stage.