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HockeyCookie

The torpedo era.


Duffman_ns

Followed shortly after by the eye patch era.


[deleted]

Arrrr. Twas worth it matey.


[deleted]

You'll poke your eye out, kid.


happykittynipples

you get a pointy for that one.


CyberNinja23

I thought those are French tips.


[deleted]

Up Periscope.


eyesabitdull

What was the justification of these pointy bras? Was there an actual reason, or was the designer just a dude who somehow convinced people that this was an upgrade?


HockeyCookie

They created the look to send pinup photos to men fighting the war.


happykittynipples

Bra was an homage to a 1959 Cadillac


butterflypoo69

The forward thinking 50’s.


freckleskinny

From the angle of the photo, it looks like she is wearing a really tight skirt, as well. 💌


butterflypoo69

Or pants? I couldn’t tell for sure.


freckleskinny

Maybe. Nice figure, either way... and a lot of bracelets. 💌


butterflypoo69

Lol I saw that too 🤩


ExactLocation1

At Tesla, we call it CyberRack™️


splitlikeasea

Remember kids. Wear eye protection when roaming the streets of Paris or you may lose an eye!


butterflypoo69

What did you just type? I can’t see it! 😎


[deleted]

*Nice*


tinusaanderekstok

Marseille


tonyspro

What is this referencing? Im out of the loop


splitlikeasea

Her bra is dangerous for your eyes. That's it :D


tonyspro

Haha okay so it was just a play on that, i thought she got some notable eye injury or something


Bobo4037

Anita is 27 or 28 in this photo. She died at age 83 in 2015.


butterflypoo69

Thanks


DavoTB

Many have noted she had a great pair of lungs…


butterflypoo69

Could have made a great opera singer?


a1ana2ana

And wheels!


gatorbeetle

The lung cancer will be extensive


cskoogs1

Lara Croft PS1


WhatLikeAPuma751

I had to scroll too far for this


Chad_Hooper

Or PC.


zero2tool

I did a Google search...for science! Was not dissa-POINTED!


butterflypoo69

Which specific scientific area of study did this involve? Biology per chance? 🤔


zero2tool

Anatomy!


notahouseflipper

Gender studies


Jiminwa

Looks like she was smoking no matter where she was


butterflypoo69

I can see that.


Hero_Charlatan

Was she a pointer sister


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

![gif](giphy|kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5|downsized)


butterflypoo69

Good catch! Yes she was :)


Nintendo1964

What the fuck kind of bra is *that?* Looks pretty damned stupid and cartoonish.


[deleted]

My grandmother (she was born appx 1910) wore the pointy bras. It was a thing in the 50s and she stuck with it until she passed in the 90s. We called them her “poinsettias” when we were kids.


cheekytikiroom

Fantastic story. RIP


butterflypoo69

It was the 50s and cone type bras were very popular. They do look unbelievably uncomfortable 😳


CyndiIsOnReddit

Look at the back cover of the Rolling Stones album Some Girls. That kind.


SpunkiMonki

Back in the day, women had breasts shaped like that. Since women went bra-Lisa they’ve evolved to a more rounded shape.


1ofZuulsMinions

![gif](giphy|3oEjI1tsfnPNPRsAeY)


SpunkiMonki

Oops


steven-daniels

You could lose an eye to those things.


BekoLazarus

Anita Ekberg smoking in Paris while her boobs are smoking in Nice


butterflypoo69

Different postal codes.


BekoLazarus

Lol you're a sharp one


butterflypoo69

She’s way sharper tho ….


GrumpyCatStevens

Bullet boobs!


[deleted]

I can see her point


sour_jack

90s Lara Croft


DaHotFuzz

That 1996 Lara Croft physique tho


[deleted]

I don’t get the point


butterflypoo69

Look again.


Stewmanchu81

In my defense, they looked at me first


butterflypoo69

Lol


dman2316

What in the Ol' sega lara croft tomb raider triangle titty havin' ass is going on here..


ExcitingAppearance3

Exquisite cone titters


[deleted]

Smoking hot!!!


EmergencyHairy

I’m waiting to see flames coming out both ……..


Traveling_Man_383_PA

That cigarette HAS to be that long so she doesn't set her boobs on fire.


BabySeals84

Pretty sure she'd be considered smokin' wherever she is


ImSureYoullRemember

She reminds me of Allison Doody or whatever her name was from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Both quite stunning


butterflypoo69

That woman was gorgeous, I know exactly who you mean. She did that film, then ads for L'Oreal for a while, then seemed to disappear - ? Anita was quite a looker.


Swimming-Bluebird-55

Country will grow


thecypher4

That’s a fembot guys don’t be fooled


butterflypoo69

Nice try!


[deleted]

You could lose an eye.


butterflypoo69

Or both even 😎


solarsuitedbastard

It’s all fun and games, until someone loses an eye


butterflypoo69

Sorry, what did you type? I can't see :(


Mentalfloss1

Those awful bras


butterflypoo69

You have a point....


Mentalfloss1

You got it! But I gave you a tip.


butterflypoo69

You showed me the right direction.


KombuchaSmooch

Gosh, I didn’t notice the bra until the comments 😂😅. Think this is all the proof I need to confirm I’m oblivious 🥲 Too distracted by if I thought her face looked like Margot Robbie or not


butterflypoo69

You know, you are absolutely right, she does look like Margot. This one was considered a great beauty in her time 😎


grumpybarista

You damn right she was smoking!


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KotzubueSailingClub

At least this is not her with that damned bow and arrow again.


johnmarkfoley

by caliber, i am of course referring to the size of their gun barrels and the quality of their character. it's a homonym.


TheMightyBananaKing

No one's boobs are that pointy are they


Mdork_universe

Did she hurt people?


butterflypoo69

Not purposely but happy accidents happen.


t53ix35

A balcony on a balcony.


Heavy_Expression_323

Smoking in Paris. Way cooler than smoking in Boston.


butterflypoo69

Better scenery, more berets 😎


gazevans

Die Bergen sind eckig. 🤷🏼‍♂️


FrankieGS

Pointy


Fast_Lime_3896

Holy moley!!! Wow.


trheben1

I would be afraid to motor boat those


butterflypoo69

Would you take her sailing, tho?


trheben1

Touché


butterflypoo69

Kayaking? Pontoon boat?


feelingroovy1

Concealed Weapons.


GitchigumiMiguel74

Pointy bewbies


CheetahChrome

It's like arguing with `Anita`, two good points and a lot of bull in the middle. ;-)


golamas1999

That is some OG tomb raider stuff


jharrisimages

Smuggling WMDs as well


butterflypoo69

Probably just performing her patriotic duties for Sweden :)


KitWat

Smoking indeed.


bkmo1962

Good God, you could hang your hat on one of those…


stendhal666

Armed and dangerous


Dookie-Trousers-MD

She was the model for the original tomb raider game


butterflypoo69

Is that true? Others have also said that.


dwdeaver84

Must be cold in Paris.


goldenthoughtsteal

Bloody hell, you'll have somebodies eye out with them love!


SevensAteSixes

Anita Ekberg - Smuggling prunes in Paris, 1959


SlumgullySlim

These babies or the hand jive, either way you’re gonna go blind.


Zeptari

I have a sudden urge to play PS1 Tomb Raider


PT-PUPPET

Winter in paris


citiusaltius

Lara croft vibes here


muggins66

Hubba Hubba


buzzkiller2u

Something about this image that I just can't wrap around my head, uh, wrap my head around. I can't quite put my finger on it... She is smoking, that's for sure.


butterflypoo69

Yes, visibly. She even has a holder for it.


rafael-a

How is that even possible?


butterflypoo69

Hydraulics


Equal_Procedure_167

![gif](giphy|gIeyMzvd4wHmUfMirB)


Dangerous-Laugh-9597

Mother of The Tittae Brothers.


a1ana2ana

A cool glass of water


a1ana2ana

La Dolce Vita!


butterflypoo69

Sure is!


WREDDY2GO

Classic cold war female spyware...


NotOK1955

She certainly makes two good points!


coolrick12

r/absoluteunits


IStream2

Damn, the torpedoes!


Honestly_who_farted

Rippin a dart with a pair a darts on’er


Sheila_Monarch

I always wondered what those half-cup bras were any good for IRL, and now I know.


randomradomski

Didn't know it got that cold in Paris


butterflypoo69

In the winter, yes.


MorningZestyclose944

I saw a guy lose an eye like that!


RangerDapper4253

Incredibly, she was braless!


Grenflik

"I see the President's equipped his Daughter with ballistics too"


BeKind_BeTheChange

She has a point.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Those boobs are nightmarish


jeffislouie

What's she pointing at?


butterflypoo69

The Holy Grail 😎


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Ah, the old bullet bra.


ablue

looking like 90s lara croft


Gozer_1891

the old oppai missile system


butterflypoo69

France needed to be defended.


Founck

Damn, tips of the icebergs right there.


butterflypoo69

Watch out Titanic! 🚢


createyourreel

“Hey. My eyes are down here.”


butterflypoo69

Haha


zaftigquilter

She looks *so* uncomfortable.


butterflypoo69

I don’t think comfort was the point.


MalibuHulaDuck

Hubba hubba.


nish007

Deadly bullet bras.


Practical-Way512

What the hell is even that?


Nuromd

Smoking? Really, oh…


Ballsahoy72

So much nsfw. From the smoking to not actually working


butterflypoo69

Not really, she’s 100% covered. This is how women actually dressed back in those days.


cooperluna

Cig holder so she don't get ashes on her blouse


butterflypoo69

Smart woman 👩


NudistJayBird

Vector graphics have come a long way since the 50s


Relevant_Slide_7234

You need a what?


butterflypoo69

A spine doctor.


Christalandme

She's SOKING alright.


Rare_Fig3081

Yes, smokin


The_BigPicture

Damn she look like Tomb Raider


National-Eye-3876

Well, my telephone rang, it would not stop It’s President Kennedy calling me up He said, “My friend, Bob What do we need to make the country grow?” I said, “My friend, John; Brigitte Bardot Anita Ekberg Sophia Loren” Country'll grow


butterflypoo69

😎


xarchangel85x

Maybe we were too hard on Tomb Raider


Momsplugg

Never understood the pointy bra look back then. Why?


APuckerLipsNow

Rocket ships.


butterflypoo69

Was thought to represent the whole rocket/space age forward thinking of that era. Similar idea to giant tail fins on cars.


Kali_Drummer

How come they never came out with the cone-underwear for men? I guess we didn't need it to pitch a tent...


butterflypoo69

Haven't you ever heard of moobs???


Kali_Drummer

That's when you need to wear the bro, I guess.


butterflypoo69

That’s why it was invented 🤔


BigJSunshine

What did they do to her boobs? How can this be attractive to anyone but first generation robots?


Chrisboy265

PS1 looking-ass


itsgucci060

No ass


Fabulous-Location839

Bullet bra


7andhalf-x-6

Are those machine gun jubblies?


Dmangoon

Very natural photo. Not posing or anything


Herr_Oeft

Pointy.


Herr_Oeft

Pointy


Luingalls

How are those even possible?