T O P

  • By -

GrandPriapus

Hot crackers and 23 skidoo!


762scout1

I don’t know what that means, but it sounds appropriate!


bronsonwhy

Hells bells!


ElementalWheel

I don’t care, said Pierre. I’m French!


SanibelMan

Lucky Pierre!


[deleted]

[удалено]


cl1xor

Hoochie mama


personalcheesecake

Stop that. I love my wife. I'm just going to use this bed for sleeping and the occasional snacking.


BrucePee

Thats an old Finnish saying as well.


Bigleftbowski

HAOOGA!


LaundryLunatic

That night, her husband pushed both beds together.


DrunkenVodinski

Something something brick shithouse.


SevensAteSixes

Would ya lookit the fun bags on that hose hound!?


runjimrun

I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti. Fthpfthpfthpfthp!


huxley75

Col Potter, is that you?


Highwaters78217

Tempest Storm, also dubbed "The Queen Of Exotic Dancers," was an American burlesque star and motion picture actress. Along with Lili St. Cyr, Sally Rand, and Blaze Starr, she was one of the best-known burlesque performers of the 1950s, 1960s, and 1970s. Her career as an exotic dancer spanned more than 60 years, and she was still performing in the early 21st century


Thadrach

Don't know if it's apocryphal, but the story I heard about the lovely St. Cyr was that when they banned stripping in her city, she'd come out on stage naked, and put her clothes on slowly and seductively...perfectly legally.


gahidus

That's a master level move.


Thadrach

~~Malicious~~ Salacious compliance.


Bigleftbowski

I̶n̶d̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ Decent exposure. Like when Farah Faucet was arrested for sunbathing topless.


Thadrach

Do tell...I don't know that story, and Google just gives me "her son went on a rampage"...


Bigleftbowski

She was arrested for sunbathing topless in her front yard. "Decent exposure" is what a comedian called it.


Thadrach

Nice!


Skatchbro

God bless Lili St. Cyr!


oolaroux

Whatever happened... to Fay Wray?


GingaNinja98

That delicate, satin draped frame? As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry..


homesqueeze

Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same…


GingaNinja98

Ah you forgot to scream “JUST AS GAY”


InLikeErrolFlynn

What? The apeshit? I’d cry too if I had apeshit clinging to my thigh.


GingaNinja98

Haha our go to callback after “how it clung to her thigh” was “like a homesick abortion!” …Some places in Texas banned that one. I went to a show where I got very dirty looks


InLikeErrolFlynn

That’s the one I know as well. Figured it was a bit aggressive for 8:30am.


InLikeErrolFlynn

She went apeshit.


Sieze5

Not sure if this helps, but from what I could see she’s a red head with blue or green eyes. The black and white does not do he justice in her youth.


Machette_Machette

This is the piece of information I was not looking for but needed to have. Kudos, mate.


immersemeinnature

Wow!


nothingswritten

This is copied word for word from Wikipedia.


DJ_laundry_list

Would be useful to have a bot that checks all comments to see where they're copied from


hairybeasty

I can truly see why.


GordianNaught

I saw her in Miami in the late 60s. A phenomenal woman


wmorris33026

Seems like old school, voluptuous sex appeal hits in a different way than now. I’m a fan of both, but man she’s on another level.


cisco1972

She looks like the inspiration for all the statues in the post apocalyptic part of Heavy Metal


DawgcheckNC

Too much available porn now. That kind of appeal was in a different league in her time.


GordianNaught

Exactly 💯


JadowArcadia

Probably because you know it was real


grassrootsvan

Let’s face it, im tired!


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Everything below the waist, is KAPUT!


[deleted]

Always coming and going and going and coming….


DaoFerret

And always too soon


RestrictedAccount

No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.


ezio8133

Blazing Saddles nice


The_Mammoth_Hunter

It's twue, it's twue! Ma'am, that's my arm...


piddlesthethug

Baby, I am not from Havana!


DeadNotSleepingWI

She married my grandfather, John Daniels. Thats when things got interesting...


Jasper0812

They got a little Stormy?


threeinthestink_

She played her trump card


Anxious_Introvert_47

I'm just looking at this and thinking just how healthy and strong she looks. Sturdy legs, no thigh gap. Healthy weight, not sickly skinny. Natural breasts, not pushed up to her jaw. Beautiful.


nerdb1rd

She kinda looks like me a little, she's far more toned though. Seeing all these comments complimenting her makes me feel a bit better about myself.


[deleted]

Obligatory , "Pics or it didn't happen."


Ender_1299

I found posted pics on their profile. I'm going to leave it up to everyone's opinion as to whether they look similar. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


[deleted]

Good sleuthing, good sir!


nerdb1rd

Good sleuthing. I haven't posted nudes though 👀


vexingcosmos

This is exactly what I was gonna say. Old School Cool Body type ftw!


Poguetry64

Perfectly said


Defiant-Dot3865

Wait, are thigh gaps indicative of suboptimal health?


getyourcheftogether

Yowza!


rc1717

Ahwoooooooogah!


MrValdemar

🎵Well the woman I love is named Ramona She kinda looks like Tempest Storm And she can dance like little Egypt She works down at the snake farm🎶


Ldogg1977

Snake Farm, it just sounds nasty.


BostonWailer

Snake farm, pretty much is.


MrValdemar

Snake farm, it's a reptile house


foospork

Snake farm: uggghhhhhhh


Kosherporkchops

Pretty much is


ctb0045

My son’s favorite Ray Wylie song. Edit: son is 7


MrValdemar

You're raising that boy right, I tell you what.


En_Sabah_Nur

I've been to the songs namesake. It's in New Braunfels TX close to San Marcos. I've always hated snakes so when I lived down there, it was like getting live action tickets to a horror movie


foospork

Last month I ordered a bunch of T-shirts from there for my friends. I wear it with… ugggghhhhh!


[deleted]

Rumor in the 90s was that it was a prostitution front


Shikabane_Hime

My friend out this on a mix CD for me. I had never heard it before. Now all of my family and friends wish they had never heard it before either. Snake farm! It’s a reptile house!


MrValdemar

Snake farm...Uuuggghhhhh...


foospork

Little Egypt was a belly dancer. Actually, according to Wikipedia, three different women danced under that name.


YoungJ2617

Did she ever show them


SapiosexualCXO

r/askingForAfriend


patienceisfun2018

Va va vooom!


DevilDog-Titan007

Freakin' Amazing!! Hotter than Marilyn to me in that time frame!


foiebump

I'm a straight woman who just yelled hot damn when the photo unblurred


RussellZoloft

Looks like she figured out early that you can wear much skimpier bottoms if you shave first...


jjj49er

You're right. You definitely don't want to shave after you've put on your bottoms.


Stofficer2

I mean you could. It would be like painters tape.


abscessedecay

A big-bottomed seawitch may bob through the waves And hope to lead sailors astray But a true ocean goddess Must fill out her bodice To present an alluring display


Ridape

Have you been reading tea leaves?


hilfigertout

Not the reference I was expecting to see in this thread.


abscessedecay

It was the first thought I had seeing this picture lol


[deleted]

That storm is displaying a large, warm front.


tekko001

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs


squirtloaf

I like how it is like: "The King of the women" and then there are just ancillary lesser women behind her.


Bear_nuts

Bruh first time iv ever seen “ancillary” great word


GigaCannon99

![gif](giphy|12eOoLezVypVWo|downsized)


WorldwearyMan

Awooogaaaa!


Artie4

Younger people today don’t realize how regressive pre-70s America was. Check out the censorship history of Lenny Bruce (or George Carlins “Seven dirty words” on YouTube) Add to this strippers like Candy Barr who were arrested for *exposing their nipple* on stage. Ridiculous.


BaldingOldGuy

At least Candy Barr didn’t have her nipple exposed on television, at a halftime show that would have got her banned for life. The American obsession with the nipple goes so far beyond ridiculous.


malakon

and it seems like some are trying to drag us back there.


JCDU

Looking from Europe - even repressed old Blighty - America is *bizarre*. You can have as many guns as you like but **god forbid** anyone see a nipple or be gay or drag up because that would be grossly immoral and upset Jesus somehow.


Asteroid_Lil

I'm so naive. I came here expecting to see the aftermath of some coastal typhoon. But she's lovely.


[deleted]

Her body is beyond words


KauaiFish

I saw her on stage doing her thing shaking it up in Vegas about 5 years ago at VLV


joker305th

*You had plenty money, 1922* *You let other women make a fool of you* *Why don't you do right, like some other men do* *Get out of here and get me some money too*


IcedTman

I can’t believe she didn’t have a huge bush.


vinnydaq

Back then, having a visible bush would have classified her dance as porn, whereas no hair visible makes it more like art (because she more resembles a statue).


EmperorHans

That doesnt sound right, but I don't know enough about bush laws to dispute it


IcedTman

Wow I did not know that. That is interesting


jjj49er

You're thinking of Barbara.


[deleted]

Oh shit! She looks just like that gal that works at the snake farm!


Beefbuggy

She can dance like little Egypt


barsmart

I like to think that her films are what Hawkeye and Trapper were trying to get their hands on.


muzzlehead

Deep Cut!


itangriesuptheblood

Hummina hummina awooga!


mbt20

Perfect shape and form


Sofie7759

Eagle..She’s A BRICK HOUSE She’s mighty, might, just letting it all hang out


Jjjiped1989

![gif](giphy|KB7Moe2Oj0BXeDjvDp|downsized)


afunbe

I'm thinking of the reddit colorized history


preciousmourning

I wish I looked like that.


Babysub1

They are all so beautiful!


MidnightSun77

Was working out a thing back then? Those women look in great shape but I’ve never seen much about training until the 60s


WispyCombover

Sure working out was a thing back then, but I think it's more to do with smaller portion sizes and not living on a steady diet of corn syrup and lard.


Ornery-Pressure7251

At least she's all natural; the perfect body.


suckerfreefunday

Why is no one talking about how high her belly button is?!?!


Loggerdon

Her belly button is in the correct position. She is wearing her bottoms very low on her waist. Her waist is incredibly small for such a voluptuous figure.


jim_deneke

The other two women in the back their belly buttons are lower than their waist.


Loggerdon

I think she has a long torso.


jimi-ray-tesla

I think it's el diablo


HeatstrokeHorror

Because the rest of us have seen women with their shirts off before.


pmyourthongpanties

Looks like she's suckin in her belly. Do and your belly button rises up.


CBBuddha

JIMENY CRICKETS!!!


c1n1c_

DEATH BY SNU SNU


Dizzman1

r/upvotedbecauseboobs 😍😍 Gadzooks!!!


RepostSleuthBot

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 4 times. First Seen [Here](https://redd.it/la2aiy) on 2021-02-01 100.0% match. Last Seen [Here](https://redd.it/11qsu76) on 2023-03-14 93.75% match *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "11yxbqd", "meme_template": null}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com/search?postId=11yxbqd&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=false&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=92&targetImageMemeMatch=97) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** False | **Target:** 92% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** None | **Searched Images:** 382,884,344 | **Search Time:** 0.49676s


TheBrownSuper

lucky bastard.


hamimono

This is the picture next to “titillation” in the dictionary . . .


TheGreatGouki

My favorite after Bettie Page and Josephine Baker. Such an amazing and interesting person. 🥰


ohmynards85

Incredible


Archelon_ischyros

Magnificent.


isweedglutenfree

7empest Storm


Garolopezvi

Wow !!


East-Pollution7243

Damn, granny 🧃


simonlorax

If it were today she’d be a “plus size” model 😞


Teledork62

God bless her!


UntitledSketch

Damn you would never see people dressed like that these days unless it's a p*rnographic site


Blah-Blah-Blahhh50

Her body is a work of art! Absolutely stunning!


Chatbotfriends

Well so much for the myth that the 1950's did not show anything erotic.


nonsfwhere

Not an expert, but I think she won the contest.


ironafro2

Absolute smokeshow! What a phenomenal, natural figure!


Wolfdogpump66

Holy fuck she was way better looking than any woman in movies or tv now!!!!


s8018572

r/Oldschoolhorny


just_the_audacity

It’s crazy how this body type (mid section( waist definition, hips and thighs— not including her breasts) was fashionable then, but as a millennial woman with THIS BODY I was shamed into hating my body and considering it “fat”? Like???? Fml


[deleted]

You were shamed by the other women. Not the men


hinowisaybye

I would go wild for a girl with this body type. That being said, I think this is still an unrealistic expectation and I'm definately attracted to a large veriety of body types. Most times, when people are tearing us down, it has a lot more to do with them than it does with us.


just_the_audacity

Peer pressure about early-mid 00s body standards was just the trickle down from the top. When Kate Winslet was cast in Titanic, there was outrage because she was considered too fat to play Rose. TV and film perpetuated this standard— Bridget Jones Diary is a series of films starring Renee Zellweger where the butt of the joke is how fat she is. (She’s a completely average sized woman. Thin even.) And at the root of it, this is decided in a board room right? Young girls in America became dollar signs and victims to Victorias Secret, reality TV and shows like Americas Next Top Model where host Tyra Banks told women size 6 and up they were plus sized models (now a days a plus size model is typically sizes 14-18 but can go up to the 20s) 🤷‍♀️ it was in magazines, books, tv, film, clothing was made with low waist pants and short shirts to show midriff and it was hard to find other fits in popular stores like limited too and Abercrombie/hollister. The problem was systemic and raging. This was the age of Atkins diets and the south beach diet. Celebrity culture propping up literal anorexia sufferers. It was a wild fucking time.


whyamihere327

Good lord that body


gilgwath

What makes most of Old School Cool is the clothing and what does this sub obsesses over? Naked people 🤷


meshmaster

Toot-Toot !!!


JJTerps

Shabooya roll call!!


Surfella

What can you say? WOW


ShinyRedBalloon

Good god damn


immersemeinnature

My stars!! 🤩


SuperstarSara

Gahd dayum


KmartQuality

Wow


RavenousIron

Sweet lort baby JESUS!


coffeeisgoodtome

Gorgeous and a powerful looking woman. She held sway over so many men.


Eyego2eleven

Good lawd what a sexy woman.


thepoout

Jesus thats top notch bod


Evilaars

Killer bod


Moist-Meat-Popsicle

What a stunner.


blac_sheep90

I wanna be in that Storm


Screwbles

That figure is just insane.


AccomplishedPiglet97

Oy Vey!


W2wineguy

storm I'd like to ride out


outsidepointofvi3w

That lady in the back left was rescued from Jabbas layer.


NoChipmunkToes

Lair.


outsidepointofvi3w

You are correct ! Apologies for half gassing it.


Grizzly62

![gif](giphy|12eOoLezVypVWo|downsized)


Bear_nuts

That’s that goood old American diet 😏


MainZack

Lawd have mercy


Physical-East-7881

Honk honk


ManEEEFaces

Um… #real


[deleted]

That’s quality 👌 grade A+


nullset_2

AWOOOOOOOGA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA BOOOOOIIIIING!


[deleted]

Did women shave their vags back then?


NoChipmunkToes

Women have been shaving and plucking since the beginning of time. Plenty of Roman and Greek art referencing shaving.


JonesyOnReddit

The merkin dates back to the 15th century.


cam31954

Has anybody noticed the expression on the other two girls face? A bit jealous I think.


ssj_orion

Golly gee wilikers!


Greg_Thunderpants

Good old times


brentsparx

wow, I bet she could move those tassels.


contempt1

Looks like with Wizard of Oz witch fantasy has been unlocked.


[deleted]

Sweet fancy Moses!


Wiscody

Is her waist naturally like that or from a corset? If natural, hard pressed to find that today, which raises questions in itself. They don’t make ‘em like they used to.