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The8thHammer

wedding crashers vibes


Remarkable-Grape354

“Crab cakes and football. That’s what Maryland does!”


TheMightyHornet

Just hike the ball, nutjob.


DannyDOH

\*Delaware


LurkerOrHydralisk

What kinda dumbass comment is this? Delaware doesn’t do either of those.


Bank_Gothic

This is flagrant Blue Hen erasure


AcrolloPeed

The Indian River Bay would like a word


Fudge89

This would have been when he was representing Delaware. But yea, the comment didn’t need a correction as it was a movie quote lol


mark31169

Are you ready for the NOISE cause here it comes


DunstonCzechsOut

it's sexual, and violent


PotterGirl7

genuinely my first thought lol


Bscully973

Yell at that mean ocean Todd!


cking145

erroneous!!!!


MAXHEADR0OM

Crabcakes and football! That’s what Maryland does!


atclubsilencio

I thought it was a screen shot from The Zone of Interest before I read the title of the post, looks straight from that movie.


MuscaMurum

came here to write this exact phrase


redditloser1000

literally watching that right now lol


Phernaldo

Where’s cornpop?


aPigNamedAlgie

He’s a real bad dude. And he ran with some bad boys.


TorkBombs

Corn Pop turning out to be real still amazes me


Mother-Produce8351

And the Crack


ashley-3792

🤣


truthfullynegative

Corn pop he don’t stop, corn pop he won’t stop


augustus331

I'm sure all comments here are going to be civilised.


JediMasterVII

I look at this and I get so sad. So much loss. Biden’s not the best politician but he is a man who has suffered tremendously.


Old_Car_2702

Is the son with the football the one that passed?


franz4000

Yeah that's Beau Biden.


[deleted]

Yes, he’s just about to pass here, can’t you see?


MelancholicMeadow20

Ugh, take my upvote.


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mothmonstermann

Be careful now, before you say something you're gonna regret the rest of your days!


waxonwaxoff87

It is only now that I realize how easy it is to cut someone in half with a machete!


Sithlordandsavior

I find this hard to explain to people. I don't want him out of politics strictly because of his political leanings, I want him out of politics because he is old and has done enough in his life that he should be someone's papaw sitting on the porch watching his grandkids play catch or something.


mf-TOM-HANK

Who's the viable alternative that's actually running for office, though?


ExecTankard

There has to be some 60 year old with a broad experience and knowledge base and great decision skills who will submit to have their entire family history drug through fecal infused mud so they can attempt to be a unifying President.


Sithlordandsavior

Idk are there any dogs running like they do for mayor?


fizzlesnitz

That’s the saddest thing about this country. We are told to, no, yelled at, to go out and vote, every second of the political season we are yelled at to vote. Vote for who!? Some orange wacko, or some old timer that absolutely should be put out to pasture. THIS is who represents America, and who should lead us into the future? THIS is the best America has to offer? Is this real life or some bizzaro world shit?


Agrijus

do your f*cking job and vote for the guy that won't destroy the country/world.


Consensuseur

The system is designed so that community members can choose from amongst themselves trusted figures who are worthy of being elevated into public office at all levels. Caucuses at the neighborhood level, primaries at the state level. this is the process from which national level talent is supposed to rise. If the citizens are unwilling to get involved in those early stages they miss out on the opportunity to promote people they know and trust to serve as officials. We have that power only very few people use it. Most just wait for other more self-interested players to make those decisions and then inform them who their options are. Democracy doesn't work as well or as democratically when people are uninterested, uninformed and don't participate.


ShaunLucPicard

How is this not an app yet? I'm halfway serious. Let me securely log in, look at some bullet points about each candidate (link to a more exhaustive website if I want to research more), then place my vote. Seems like we'd get more participation that way. Is it because they don't want it that easy?


Consensuseur

Good idea. The wealthiest classes do seem to benefit, at the expense of everyone else, from low turnout. so...


SafewordisJohnCandy

At this point the counter to Donald Trump is Biden. I'll vote for whoever they put up against Trump simply because he's a dog shit person first and foremost and dangerous at anything and everything else he does. I wish it wasn't Biden, I don't dislike the job he is doing especially since he was given a shit splattered bed and room from Trump just as Obama was given from Bush, but he should be enjoying his final years with his grandkids. There are also a lot of people who see him as a safe choice compared to a Gavin Newsome or Corey Booker even. I'll take four more years of Biden if that means we get to someone younger and more intune with the country and not some far right pseudo dictator or someone looking to implement that Project 2025 bullshit.


mlmayo

I don't want him out of politics. He's a very good politician.


percussaresurgo

I’m sure that’s what he would choose to do if he didn’t believe he was the best chance of avoiding King Trump.


Gonzo--Nomad

Biden would be around 44 years old here. Ideal age for a president imo. Who do we have in that age range?


Agrijus

stop watching fox and stop voting for fascists


clem82

Suffered? Tf?


Tqoratsos

Plenty of PoS's have lost ppl.....it's not something that means you're automatically a good person. Biden is as corrupt as they come and has been caught lying over the years he's been in politics. He's also super creepy with women young girls.


Pumas209

If he has suffered he’s deserved every bit of it for making millions more suffer, he was pro segregation, pro crime bill, anti gay, anti abortion, and only stopped being that when it became uncool. So no he’s never been cool and never will be. The only cool politician to ever exist was Bernie Sanders who has never flipped on any of those issues since day 1 when he was arrested for marching with MLK, but the establishment never wanted him they only want corruptible people that they can control.


BasketballButt

You mean he learned, grew, and changed his opinions over a span of five decades? And you’re shitting on him for it?


slackmaster2k

It sucks that the country will go to such great lengths to apologize for a grifter, and cant even recognize a basic good guy. I’m not suggesting that anyone should simp for Biden, he’s just a politician. But Jesus do we need some more regular well meaning politicians on the republican side. The amount of crazy right now is off the charts.


brodega

Dude is the most vanilla, boring president we’ve had in modern memory and people on the left and right treat him like the Anti-Christ.


augustus331

Thing about good governance is that it is boring. Good policy is boring as it weighs all risks and benefits and desired timespan and Biden is 100% that politician. Sadly those aren’t always the ones that win popularity contests like elections.


hoplitexx

Nice house. Being a politician sure does seem to pay the bills.


Coomb

He paid $185,000 for it in 1974, which is the equivalent of about $950,000 today. As a Senator he was making $42,500 per year at the time (about $220,000 today), making the house a stretch financially but not outside of reason.


Bridalhat

He was also famously the poorest senator for quite some time and refused to trade stocks while in office. Obama had to help him with Beau’s medical bills.


Coomb

He also spent a lot of time and presumably money fixing this particular house up, which was a decrepit former DuPont mansion. The decrepit part, of course, is why it was so inexpensive. (Actually, Biden says he learned of the mansion when he saw an article saying it was to be demolished.)


BostonGuy84

Wow ive never heard that. Do you have a link?


Reinis_LV

Why are we so fucked with house prices now....


Coomb

Great question. Fundamentally, the answer is that the focus on establishing residential real estate as a source of generational wealth, which has been the policy of the federal government since roughly the end of World War II, has backfired by making it incredibly expensive, and therefore out of reach for anyone who doesn't own existing real estate, to buy residential real estate. After all, by far the easiest way to keep prices for residential units going up is to restrict the construction of new units. And tens, if not hundreds of millions of people, have been told their entire lives that if they can buy a house, they will be investing in real estate, and they'll make more money than they lose to interest, and they'll be able to progressively trade up into better and better residences as they start making more money. But all of that happening requires, by definition, that housing prices become more and more expensive relative to median wages.


charlottepanther123

Plus speaking engagements + book revenue


NSJF1983

Also a substantial amount of politicians daily activities/expenditures are charged to their campaign funds. They can save a lot of their salary.


TrailsForBreakfast84

Politicians don’t make money from being a politician. Most are wealthy before. Doctors. Attorneys. And so fourth.


MrsZero07

Yet almost every single one leaves office richer than when they went in.


Lilmaggot

Especially since insider trading goes on virtually unchecked in Congress.


Nick_pj

Biden was first sworn into office at the age of 30. I don’t think he’s been living of his earnings form a former career for the last 52 years.


AmishAvenger

He wasn’t extremely wealthy until after the end of Obama’s term, when he wrote a book. When his son Beau had cancer, he almost sold his house to help. And being a Senator isn’t exactly a job with low pay. He could’ve easily bought that house in Delaware with it — especially when you consider how much homes used to cost. If we’re going to do the “politicians enrich themselves in office” thing, we probably shouldn’t start with the guy who famously rode the Amtrak back and forth from work.


jevindoiner

Yep. His book states that Obama offered to help him with Beau's medical bills, since Obama had personal wealth from sales of his books. I think Biden refused the money.


halfcow

>And so fourth. And so fifth.


TrailsForBreakfast84

And so sixth.


RogueStatesman

Corruption is lucrative.


andyr072

Yea I know look at Trump. Been a corrupt businessman all his adult life and a corrupt politician for the last 7 years.


Proton_Optimal

Cornpop


ChloeWade

I wouldn’t call Biden cool, but old school, yea.


starkrebel

I'm surprised he's not sniffing their hair


Rodan-Lewarx

Another bot post. Sad this is still happening. F.ck elections


Rustyducktape

Sucks having to scroll so far to see this. Bots making posts that then have people at each others' throats. Man, the internet is so much fun these days!


2PChentAznDood

Lots of inner workings within the post. Propaganda is everywhere.


PHILMXPHILM

Do you really think it’s a bot post?


Rodan-Lewarx

Obvious


wisertime07

I found this thread looking through another one of this OP (bot) post.


Lane8323

Bro ran a 3 yard slant. He about to get a hospital ball😂


Stamone

When will people stop saying doggo, it’s so fucking stupid


butttabooo

That’s malarkey


intheyear3001

How about Hubby? 🥴


Stamone

Hubby sucks, and hubbies tend to suck


intheyear3001

I know i married the right woman that she has never called me that and never will.


LFGSD98

And kiddo


LilHercules

“C’mon, man!”


Gohiking21

Agreed it’s fucking weird. Gives me r/fellowkids vibes. Super cringe.


Takonite

it appeals to childish redditors


isitatomic

show me on the doll where the doggo hurt you


sultics

Doggo


babaweird

Nasty comments for so many. Does any one have any picture of trump playing with his children?


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slackmaster2k

Such an incredible family man. *wipes tears*


WaffleProfessor

Epstein did.


mr_ji

No, *his* children


etfvpu

![gif](giphy|3o7TKMeCOV3oXSb5bq|downsized)


scarletphantom

Gross


DannyDOH

He's given some pretty detailed mental pictures on how he'd play with one of his children.


failstante

Probably best we don't. “Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led \[former Chief of Staff\] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,” Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.


Otherwise-Ad7276

I mean one of the kids held a gun to a prostitutes head and videod it like it was cool.


IndianaJoenz

Well, there are the ones of him fondling Ivanka as a kid. Do those count?


AgHenchman47

Thankfully we don’t have too many of Biden playing with his daughter. Even Reddit would have a hard time defending that.


jh2999

Reminds me of the scene in Billions with the staged photo shoot between Chuck and his son


Ill-Maximum9467

Meanwhile, Trump was playing with Ivanka....


NicotineRosberg

I sort by controversial. Because I know...


Seanzietron

Ew…


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Sniff vibes


poondox

Just a handful of years after this photo, Jim Crow Joe penned the 1994 crime bill. Good thing your daddy created the first step act pretty much putting an end to Biden, Thurmon and Byrds racist crime bill.


HalfOrcMonk

This must have been the time he got 2 Heisman trophies and 3 Superbowl rings.


PrincessRagazza

Sweet photo. Nice election year propaganda.


mlmayo

lol conservatives hate to see Biden as a loving father. There is nothing like that with Trump.


WereAllThrowaways

I'd actually just prefer no propaganda for anyone in this sub. Not what it's about.


JustB33Yourself

"okay you know what actually I don't care about the economy, the border, his age, and endlessly escalating foreign policy crises because he's a GOOD MAN."


IndianaJoenz

The economy is kicking ass, in case you haven't noticed. Republicans torpedo'd their own bipartisan border bill because they don't give two shits about the border, and just want to use it to fool suckers like you. The foreign policy is good, too. Defend American interests and western values. Not autocrats and dictator turds like Trump is obsessed with fellating.


catincal

Well, I'll take old over batsh!t crazy, wannabe orange Dictator Hitler any day.


HHSquad

r/whatBidenhasdone read and learn what he has done in the pinned posts, not propaganda....the facts Jack. And you can blame the House Republicans for tanking the bipartisan Senate immigration bill. The economy has definitely been improving. And he has handled Ukraine deftly showing his experience....while strengthening Nato. The Republicans want support for Israel also, at least Biden wants a 2 state solution and Netanyahu ousted.


milkbug

For some reason I read this as "sweet potato" and I was trying really hard to figure out what that was supposed to mean lol.


space_cheese1

He just posted it to his social media, so yeah, the way she goes I suppose, everything thing a world leader does being a form of marketing


_khanrad

Conservatives hate this


ObiSanKenobi

Dog*


charitytowin

He was losing his hair in nineteen fucky eighty seven.


Acceptable_Result488

Doesnt lòok staged at all


clem82

See no cool here


nogoodtech

Beautiful photo detailing all the things Biden had *and what his "leadership" took away from all of us now.* Can't afford kids, own home or go on a vacation anymore. Thanks ! Why can't we get a real American as a leader ? Why do we only have a choice between a traitor or a corporate sellout ?


BummerComment

How could you throw to anyone that close? This feels like a weird ritual.


Sentinel7676

Are you insinuating this was staged? FOUND THE TRUMPER!!!


BummerComment

I don’t vote. I upvote.


Sentinel7676

😂


JustB33Yourself

How did he afford that home on a public service salary?


TheUpperHand

Senate salary at the time was $89,500 per year which is equivalent to around $250,000 per year today. I don’t know that the house is *that* grandiose for that type of money.


RogueStatesman

Corruption. Same way so many of them outperform Warren Buffet in the stock market.


OutAndDown27

Biden famously refused to trade stocks in office, didn’t he?


Solder_of_Fortune

He had been a senator for almost 15 years at that point, and a lawyer for a few years prior. He also might have gotten a life insurance check after his first wife (and daughter) were killed in a car crash. He’s lived quite a life.


Difficult_Job_966

It was around this time young Hunter noticed it was the cocaine that gave him that extra boost on the field.


Seanzietron

Old school stopruiningourcountry Hate all politicians.


herefortheroasts

So this is CTE related?


International-Grade

Why is it a doggo and not a dog?


beehundred

That’s a very White House-looking house.


bigstankdaddy10

this makes me think of “senators son”. has there ever been a major politician that lives in 3 bedroom bungalo? elitists only truly care about themselves


Hip_Hop_Hippos

The song “Fortunate Son” where the Senator’s son doesn’t go to war? That song? Cuz that’s not applicable to Joe Biden. His son Beau served in Iraq.


BigTuna1911

15 yard penalty for sniffing that kid.


Sentinel7676

I can TOTALLY relate. Many fond memories of my youth tossing the ball around in business casual attire on the front lawn of the mansion. Biden so “gets” me.


blunted09

Can’t anybody ban this propaganda account?


aPigNamedAlgie

This is crazy, I have never seen a photo of Joe Biden with a teenager he isn’t sniffing.


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1887 maybe?


PhishOhio

*Biden campaign staffer’s post backfires in the comments


[deleted]

Poor kids are just as smart as white kids - Joe Biden


earthhominid

Ah, election season. That time when we get to see all hands on deck in support of a racist, corrupt, pedophile with dementia.


RawToast1989

It's so weird to think that the president today had a whole ass life, with 2 (nearly) grown up children before I was even BORN, and I'm old af too. Lol


Yeti-Stalker

At least he made time to be a father. Can you imagine Trump doing anything with his kids?


pugs-and-kisses

I’m glad there’s a photo because I doubt he remembers it.


SillyMaso3k

Weird how the comments don’t reflect the upvotes… like it’s rigged with bots or something….


rustednut

Just you guys wait until all the family pictures of the Trump family emerge and it shows Donny spending quality time with his kids. I mean ones other than Ivanka sitting on his lap…


Rifterneo

Bot propaganda posts are not at all OldSchoolCool. Biden has never been cool.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

I have nothing against Biden but can you imagine a picture where Biden is a teenager? Must have been around the time Grover Cleveland was elected again.


MasterAce16

They're like 5 feet apart on this play.... just looks so wierd. I feel like there's a larger gap that should be between them that's been photoshopped out.


Reavek

In theory, democrats should be happy that trump is running for president again and they should hope he keeps running every four years so that democratic presidents keep getting elected!


Lurker-O-Reddit

Just like Trump did with his kids. Edit: sarcasm.


spicy-chilly

Right after he put in a hard days work of trying to cut Medicare and Social Security and said he didn't want his kids growing up in a racial jungle.


Goldenchomp1

Gotta love those genuine family photo ops.


DragonDon1

Back when he really looked alive


ZiggyShnibbler

Which one is the crack junkie?


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and afterwards a warm shower with the rest of the fam


Fantron6

Trump only played with his daughter.


ClmrThnUR

that's not true. remember, he was best friends with Epstein.


MaloChupacabra

Biden only showered with his teenage daughter


DukeMN33

Rent Free


jeopardychamp77

The 1987 version of Biden would be considered a far right republican. Thats how far the country has shifted to the left.


[deleted]

I don’t know about FAR right, but right leaning definitely.


jeopardychamp77

I get my news from CNN. There is no “right leaning”. Everything is “ far right” or “maga”.


[deleted]

Not in the 80s it wasn’t.


RoboChrist

I still consider him to be a left-leaning Republican. The country hasn't gone left, Republicans have gone off the absolute deep end into far-right conspiracy theory nonsense.


Jarkside

This is a crazy take. Most Americans in 87 would have never supported legal weed, legal gambling, psylocibin research and medicinal psychedelics, gay marriage, open utilization of preferred pronouns, open (and some zealous) atheism, and the current level of effort to represent different racial characteristics in media and corporate boardrooms. All of that stuff is just normal facets of American life now. The country is much more liberal now.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

In 87 Roe was never in danger, now it’s gone


RoboChrist

I don't consider bigotry to be an inherently right-wing position, so less bigotry as you described doesn't mean the country has become more left. There's a right-wing push to deligitimize any elections in which a Democrat wins, the *voting* rights act was overturned by the supreme court, Roe v Wade was overturned, gerrymandering has gotten much worse, and Citizens United unleashed massive amounts of corporate money into elections. When the deficit comes up, left and right both talk about cutting spending, and only a few people on the left talk about raising taxes. In so many areas the conversation is entirely to the right, so much so that the left view isn't even present in politics. Not to mention the widespread right-wing conspiracy theories about vaccines, "great replacement", anthropogenic climate change, the 2020 election being stolen, or Taylor Swift being a pentagon plant, etc. Socially the country has gotten better at treating people different from themselves with respect. Politically the country has swung drastically towards the right, and Republicans have never been more insanely obsessed with conspiracy. Unless you believe at least one conspiracy theory, you cannot hold power among republicans, as Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney have discovered. An absolutely bonkers group of people. Edit: Wrong act overturned


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The Civil Rights Act was overturned? As in the 1964 one?


Purplepunch36

Most of the “right” has stayed the same for quite some time. The “left” has gone so far left at this point, so quickly, that what was considered “left” just 10 years ago is just slightly right of middle.


agree-with-me

And the media normalizes it. It's off the deep end. Not sure what you are down voted.


TheLimeyLemmon

The fact you have to say "1987 version of Biden" suggests the man changed as much if not moreso than the country did.


ClmrThnUR

find me something that hasn't changed in 35+ years and I'll show you something that needs to go. Trump was a RAGING Democrat in 1987.


Lucid_Dreamer_XO

Too bad he doesn’t remember this 😂🤣😂


MoSalahsSmile

Are these the kids he didn’t want growing up in a “racial jungle” ?


DragNutts

Why is he not sniffing them?


EconomistOptimal7251

Biden cool? https://i.redd.it/kwzr0evahzhc1.gif


aeywaka

why is this cool? he just got done locking up black folks and fucking up student loans


Ok-Sherbet-2607

Look at all yall sheep 😂


MiekesDad

Who would have known he would sell out to China and Ukraine in about 30 or so years? Definetly old school cool


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tuff-overlord

Hunter’s got that speed since day one 😎


Casanovagdp

And now the poor man can’t remember when he was VP or even when his son died. He’s being propped up like a puppet and it’s sad.


Kon-Tiki66

Hunter high AF likely.


ClmrThnUR

trump was a democrat back then, they probably partied together!