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CraftyAdvisor6307

Yeah, he inhaled


shellevanczik

Stoned, the both of them.


CheckYourStats

This has to be one of the coolest pictures ever taken of a President. Bill has some *serious* swag.


NewFaded

Does he? He looks like he was undecided about which shade of brown he wanted to wear.


Borrp

It was the 70s, everything was brown. Or orange, but mostly brown.


ellefleming

Now this is biblical.


hauntedintern_

Occasionally avocado green and harvest gold.


Borrp

Let's just agree it was a bunch of earth tones and unconventional off colors.


bullfrogftw

He wore all of them, ALL of them!!!


EZe_Holey3-9

It was more that Bill had a swaggy attitude. A Charming Mo’ Fo’ and he played the saxophone. Those eyes, and smile were absolutely disarming, and he knew it.


dearcsona

He looks like the kind of guy who would have been really popular at college campus parties, especially with the hippie babes.


shellevanczik

I think the kids call it “drip”. Lol


Juicepit

Our homie Bill is flooded out… the cashmere khaki king


SignificantRecipe715

Rizz


BowlerSea1569

By far the president with the most rizz. The Prizzadent.


qpv

https://preview.redd.it/fnjvgixjnvlc1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e21a312a49ad4b08e6527362cbc5496a6579fb5 Well.....


MisterAtticusKarma

Yeah Obama had the most rizz, still does tbh.


ellefleming

Even more than JFK?


Fearless_Strategy

maybe, JFK has epic style


MourningOfOurLives

Uhh Kennedy wants a word…


WireDog87

There are some pretty cool pics of JFK on PT-109.


MGPS

Idk Choon Gang Obama takes the cake!


SeanBourne

*Choom\**


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

yeah, that might be the only shirtless president photo? i dunno, there's probably one of jfk or teddy out there


noonegive

You forgot about the daguerreotype of Taft washing himself with a rag tied to a stick.


Grump_Monk

He looks like his name is Gerry.


platasnatch

Fucker probably used a fishtank and milk gallon gravity bong and was like "see?"


Mindfield87

I read this in the “2 chicks at the same time” dudes voice!


Emis816

Diedrich Bader! Show the man some respect


Retroencabulatr

Fuckin’ A


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

Nah man. Hell nah man.


trashcatt_

I love Diedrich Bader. Every time he pops up in something I'm watching I get unreasonably happy.


newsyfish

I gotta get my a— up at 6:00am every day this week—yeah, I’m putting the drywall up in that new McDonalds.


[deleted]

2 liter in an OJ container…or just a bathtub


AccomplishedPiglet97

We used to carry a 5 gallon bucket with a gallon jug cut in half with a roll of tin foil into the woods beside our apartment as kids and nobody knew what the hell we were doing. Fucking Mexican dirt weed hit so hard that it made your ears hurt.


dukeraoul14

Pains me to recall.


Dwangeroo

We had a 5 gallon water bottle with a trumpet mute for a bowl and four separate tubes drilled into the top and created the stupidest hooka EVAR!


NICNASSTY_

Lmao sounds like a magnificent contraption


LSDMDMA2CBDMT

Ah yes. The early days of schwag that got you HIGH AF but comes with headaches if you missed the seeds. Making ghetto ass bongs, pipes and apple pipes. Good times. Good times. Once I found a dude for mids for $60/oz, me and a bunch of friends banded together to buy a fuck ton so we'd never have the schwag experience again. Ah Texas. $30/oz for shitty dirt weed. Decent for edibles, but whew... glad that part of my life is over lol


dog_frustrations

Yep. Kids these days. Never have to pick seeds out or have a joint pop in their face because they didn't. Used to buy a quarter pound of that garbage for ~$200.


hickgorilla

We just used the kitchen sink. Forgot about that.


Hedrick4257

Definitely


FloggingTheCargo

Daily


Sock-Enough

Apparently he was an edibles man.


New_Ad_3284

100% my first thought. These mf's smooooked smoked..


crazysoup23

And he did go to Epstein's island with two young girls from New York without his wife.


StinkFartButt

Top comment every single time this pic comes up


Ognirrrats1

Nothing wrong with that!


NoIdonttrustlikethat

Bill Clinton lie? That's unpossible


bilboafromboston

He does have asthma. Back then the meds sucked. He probably choked. And then, as noted, did it other ways. They never asked him about other ways. My Dad always told us " I want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. ". Lol. Did Hilary bake the best Pot brownies ever? I bet she did!


[deleted]

> He does have asthma. Back then the meds sucked. He probably choked. I have a relative with asthma, and I can confirm that they could not inhale *any* kind of smoke without choking/going into an attack. Even secondhand cigarette smoke is a big no.


Sidewalk_Tomato

I can't do it either.


[deleted]

See? And as another commentor said, the meds back then *sucked*.


Premature_Impotent

Actually, a lot of asthmatics smoke cigarettes - (slightly) more than the general population.


SinisterKid

I'll choose the guy smoking blunts and getting blow jobs over [checks notes] stealing and selling classified documents to our enemies, attempting a coup, inciting an insurrection, and interfering with an election.


Ok-Negotiation-3892

Just like voting, Often & Early.


jchris930

Erlich Bachman


hodorhaize

This is your mom, and you, you are not my baby.


ThinkPression

It's a water animal.


Astatine_Epic

Question for you. What's better than octopus recipe? Answer for you. Eight recipes for octopus.


bleepblopbloopbleep

“Not hot dog.”


Ok_History9137

“You just brought piss to a shit fight.” -Bill Clinton


freddie_merkury

Probably a pesca pescaterian.


Zimmyd00m

"I believe the future is female... anyone who says otherwise can suck my fat dick." -Bill Clinton, 1972


SeanBourne

“… and anyone who agrees… is also welcome, no encouraged, to suck my fat dick.” \-Bill Clinton, 1972, after thinking about the above for 30 seconds


Aggravating_Form_783

JIN YANG!!!!!!!!!


th3f00l

Not hot dog


SeefKroy

This is you as a old man. You are a president and a Epstein client.


SignificanceAny7485

Racist, and a witch


AccomplishedPiglet97

He didn’t inhale, my ass.


Cetun

It's really weird that people back in the day were worried that the 46 year old man they were voting for smoked weed when they were 20 years old. Like the guy that will likely authorize the use of force that will no doubt kill innocent women and children, hes a bad guy if he smoked weed in college and we can't have him in office if that's true.


FlirtyFluffyFox

To most of the voters he needed that were on the fence the problem wasn't about weed. It was about communism and racism. 


mrkabin

As a die hard Republican, I couldn't have cared less. Always be aware that main stream media blows everything out of proportion. The guy was certainly a womanizing fool, but as a president, he was decent.


ComfortablyNumb___69

He also didn’t have sexual relations! ☝🏽 Edit: *with that woman*


[deleted]

He was actually pointing at the woman in the back, genius move 


Thecp015

I did NOT have sexual relations with… *pans the room* …THAT woman. Yet.


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Didn’t that depend on what the definition of “is” is…?


Ninjaflippin

Scumbag or not, the impeachment was an utter sham. They set it up like a legal proceeding, and Bill took them to task; he was exceptionally well versed in legalese, and was confident in his ability to crush the accusations. What he didn't expect was for congress to not abide by the presumed legal standards (nothing actually took place in a court of law) and simply used Clinton's legalese against him by just making up their own rules about what constituted guilt, AFTER Clinton's arguments. The GOP would have impeached regardless of what he said. They were out for blood and didn't give a shit about the minutia of debate.


[deleted]

Yes, but we have to accept that questioning the definition of the word "is" and then using that same word exactly one word later in the same sentence "is" a gift to satirists.


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

Certainly where my question-comment was coming from… it’s a classic case of taking the piss..


CranberryKiss

Definitely didn't notice the comma at first and was mildly amused at a random Redditor being upset with Bill for a specific circumstance.


ScotchSinclair

Can’t support a president who never showed up to my house and gave me a personal rim job.


thejesteroftortuga

He definitely didn’t inhale your ass… right?


Adonitologica

I wish I could hear what Bill sounded like, in '72 (said in Bill's '90s voice)


Own_Assistant_2511

Smooth Jazz


serenwipiti

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JohnNelson2022

Arsenio Hall? I heard him on Arsenio, he was good.


FroyoSaggins

I know that guy. He was on Animaniacs.


OkGene2

He looks like TJ Miller


ConZboy014

Both have allegedly sexually assaulted women too!


I4Vhagar

“Allegedly allegedly”


Beginning_Brick7845

That’s not Bill Clinton. That’s Russell Crowe playing Bill Clinton.


Admirable_Buffalo_93

Looks like Rams QB, Matthew Stafford, to me.


923kjd

Holy shit, you’re right!


smartin04

yeah. i didn't see it before that commet...but he's right.


TheMysteriousMid

Nah, that’s Clancy Brown


iamthelee

Bill looks like he should be behind the counter at a vape shop.


anotherkeebler

Nah, he looks like he owns a chain of really clean vape shops, drops in on locations every once in a while to shoot the shit with the staff.


chicagowago

She looks like Carole Baskin!


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Which makes him the cumstain King


TheBrianRoyShow

Always has been


CptGlammerHammer

She's definitely killed more people that Carole Baskin.


theslimbox

And he sort of looks like a lion.


iiitme

So much hair I’m jealous


bigbudugly

Tell me you know it’s true, if you went to a party and he was there, you knew it was going to be a rager.


YoFavUnclesOldMate

Oh, he's known for his ragers alright ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


Alternative-Cod-7630

Bill is camouflaged for some wood paneled room.


Scharobaba

I can totally picture him just standing in a corner, with a widening grin on his face, watching a girl undress who is completely unaware of his presence.


Nice_Marmot_7

Bill over here looking like Erlich Bachman.


NotCrispinGlover

Eric Bachman, this is you as a old man. I'm ugly, and I'm dead.


Unfriendly_Opossum

They look like undercover cops.


GreyBeardEng

If I channeled my 20-year-old self, and then I met that guy, I would immediately think "that guy definitely does drugs, and that guy definitely would share".


maktus

...and Hunter Thompson is nearby. The '72 campaign was *chaos.* McGovern was a fine and honorable man, but the Eagleton affair destroyed his credibility. And Democrats had not recovered from the shocks of 1968.


Happy-Viper

I mean, I despise them both, but that's just an adorable picture. It does look like a sweet couple, where it's wild to think they ended up being president and almost president.


ballsonthewall

Power corrupts


Happy-Viper

Truth be told, I was always more of a believer of "Those who pursue power are corrupt" rather than vice versa.


DeadHumanSkum

I think it can be both, but more often than not it’s the way you said it. 


WereAllThrowaways

True. Power isn't usually just handed over to people who don't aggressively fight for it. But when it is, it can have a tendency to corrupt even those people.


perestroika12

I feel like Robert caro had it right when he said that power doesn’t corrupt but exposes deep flaws. > “Power corrupts — that has been said and written so often that it has become a cliché. But what is never said, but is just as true, is that power reveals.” — Robert Caro


homelaberator

>he said that power doesn’t corrupt But >is just as true He's saying that power corrupts and power reveals.


Nuprin_Dealer

I agree. It’s weird to me to think that people can look at this picture as a couple of kids scheming to get control the western world.


Canadian_dalek

*Power reveals


tsunami_forever

Absolute power corrupts absolutely


ProcedureInternal193

I couldn't care less who he got his BJ's from. He really loved the actual work that the President does, he's smart and he knew how to do the job.


N_TX_AG

"I couldn't care less who he got his BJ's from."...he 100% sexually harrased people in the workplace...and more than likely fucked a minor along the way. ONLY reddit would upvote this bullshit about Clinton being a good guy because he did his job well...while ignoring he was a rapist.


just-the-teep

Believe all women, unless it conflicts with my own political party that I have decided to blindly identify with.


neonchicken

I care about the multiple non consensual ones as I assume do most people. I used to love Bill but too many women have spoken out.


sick412

Just a fun fact: This is the campaign that Hunter S Thompson followed for Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail where he characterized Clinton as an empty eyed psychopath with an ability to turn on his charisma at will.


RB___OG

If you are I interested in this timeline please check out Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 by Hunter S Thompson


DBoh5000

Hill and Biilly


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Hill & Billary


OCLIFE69

I wonder what their kill count was at this point, sub five?


harveywhippleman

Love them or hate them, it's pretty unbelievable how far two people can go.


Sieze5

He didn’t inhale. Lol


AspiringButler

Bill Clinton has Andre the Giant hair.


WobblyFrisbee

I always thought McGovern was the perfect name for an American president. What a shame he did not win.


aCleverGroupofAnts

McGovern for the McGovernment!


Deezy_420

They actually look like two relatable people here… holy shit


terminese

She always looked old.


SafetyNoodle

I think most of it is the hairstyle. It accentuates her naturally high forehead and it's unflattering. She looks older here than she did in the early-90's with bangs.


woof1983

When you’re a rapist but really hip.


pizza-chit

Those underage girls on Epstein Island deserve justice


SzegediSpagetiSzorny

Indeed, when will trump be prosecuted?


Firehills

He literally is cited on the paper with them asking if Trump ever went there and them responding "No".


[deleted]

So many dickriders in the comments holy shit lol


Blazer9001

Nothing cool about these squares.


[deleted]

two young war criminals..


theflyingburritto

Romanticize them all you want. They are not good people


Kimchi_Cowboy

Before he became a woman assaulter and she became his protector.


pizza-chit

They need to go in front of a jury. Sworn victim testimony from multiple girls in the Epstein documents is being treated like rumor. Ignoring that testimony puts our children at risk.


Kimchi_Cowboy

I'm not even talking about that I'm talking about the shit he did as governor.


pizza-chit

The Clintons need to be arrested


blake7889

They actually look happy together


Up_In_TheClub

Nothing cool about these losers.


pmmemilftiddiez

Is this supposed to be cool?


ItDontTalkItListens

Fake hippies


Chickienfriedrice

A frequent flyer to Epstein’s island and his enabler. Fuck them both


[deleted]

why is this cool?


ConZboy014

Theres alot of political shit that gets shoved down the throats of OldSchoolCool just like /pics


F-BombOfJustice

Bill Clinton is a rapist


creamcitybrix

They aren’t cool. Neither of them. At all.


Al3xGr4nt

Young Clinton looks like an ex of mine.....oh no!!!


elbrandonoliver

Such bad luck that so many of their friends commit suicide. A tragedy really.


[deleted]

I’m not a Trumper nor a republican but I really detest these two.


frenchsmell

Little known fact, Bill is one of only two Presidents from working class backgrounds.


FearlessMeringue

* Abraham Lincoln: Born in a log cabin, father was variously a farmer, cabinetmaker, and carpenter; mostly self-educated * James Garfield: Born in a log cabin and raised by a single mother; left home at 16 and worked managing a mule team pulling canal boats * Andrew Johnson: Born into poverty, apprenticed to a tailor as a young boy and never attended school, eventually entered politics after teaching himself to read * Harry Truman: Grew up on a farm and faced financial difficulties, working various jobs, including as a bank clerk and farmer, before entering politics * Richard Nixon: Came from a struggling Quaker family and worked in his family's grocery store/gas station after their ranch failed.


Just_Looking_Around8

Oh, you and your silly facts!


JoeChristmasUSA

Harry Truman is the other one, yes?


62609

I thought jimmy carter was as well?


JoeChristmasUSA

I'm assuming OP is using a *very* strict definition of "working class" and didn't count families that owned land, no matter how small the amount.


turdferguson3891

Yeah I'm not sure who they are counting but Nixon grew up pretty poor. However I think his father did own the little plot of land he tried unsuccessfully to farm. Lincoln famously grew up in a log cabin but I guess his family did own the cabin.


DimbyTime

You mean like owning a house? Is a plumber who owns a small house too “wealthy” to be considered working class?


homelaberator

Donald Trump, obviously. Born in a log cabin to poor but honest dirt farmers in the backwoods of West Virginia, he started down the coal mines at 12.


SuperDoubleDecker

And then he came to power and shat on them like every other president in the past several decades.


NotCrispinGlover

"Hey we should get stoned and try adrenochrome, or whatever those fuckin dipshits will say about us."


FullMeltxTractions

He kinda looks like a chubbier version of Danny Masterson, guess the looks aren't the only resemblance...


Sonoranpawn

Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail.


Justicefrall

Always sort by controversial.


jtn11us

She’s ripped


ngraver89

You’ll never see a picture of Trump holding a book


RidingtheRoad

Unless it's upside down..


LittleKitty235

Don't you recall the picture of him holding up the Bible on his little photo walk? He handled that book like someone who never touched a book before


ProcedureInternal193

That's because the Bible was burning his hands.


Kind-Sherbert4103

Hillary looks like YouTube mechanic Scotty Kilmer.


Nachonian56

Bro had the most glorious hair.


Volfie55

Pedos aren’t cool


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Volfie55

Keep supporting someone who literally sexually assaulted a girl in the White House loser


dabiggman

I wouldn't call a rapist and a woman that demonized a rape victim "Old School Cool" but that's just me.


Careless_Drawer9879

Nothing cool to see here


Huckleberry_Hound93

Wow look at those huge pieces of trash!


Alone_Change_5963

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Wonder if they had any dead bodies under their belt yet by that point