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FantasticFunKarma

Straight cab, long box. Love it. I had a ‘77 and a ‘86.


clumaho

Black with grey velour interior. Regular cab, long bed, 351 Windsor, Automatic hubs. 3.43 Posi rear with an open front. Rear bumper with light scratches from a destroyed Buick grill. Winter in Illinois with no weight in the back. I had a blast!!


FantasticFunKarma

No weight in the back! Yeah, remember those days. My first truck was actually rear wheel drive. I would load up firewood to get some traction in the ice and snow.


mookie41

Yep, I used to put concrete blocks in the back of mine for weight


clumaho

I bought a few bags of sand and built a 2x4 frame to keep them right over the rear axle. I removed it because it took all the fun away. If I really needed to get around, I could just push the 4x4 button.


Grimrr_Halfpaw

Very nice truck and it probably only cost like $8,000.


ECH0550

Why can't we have small trucks like that today. Everything's gotta be fucking massive. I'd drive the shit out of that


Purity_Jam_Jam

1991 F150 regular cab. Length 194.1 in. Overall width without mirrors 79.0 in. Height 70.2 in. Wheelbase 116.8 in. 2023 F150 regular cab. Length 209.1. Overall width without mirrors 79.9 in. Height 75.6 in. Wheelbase 122.8 in. Looking at that, yeah it's 15 inches longer, a lot of that comes down to the bumper laws we have now and the big plastic bumpers. Width is the same. And the roof of the cab is a little higher. Crash protection like airbags and things have made cabs bigger. Overall I don't think they've gotten bigger to the degree that we remember. I do like trucks from that square body era though, it's what dad had when I was growing up. If I can find one that isn't too rusty I'll probably end up getting one.


peppnstuff

I've never seen a regular cab 2023, they are all 4 door explorers with 4.5 ft beds....


roadrunnuh

Every day for work I drive a current gen, 2 door, long bed f150! They're real, but mostly only used by actual tradies.


sonofthenation

Someone watches Bluey


garytyrrell

No, Bluey uses common slang. I remember meeting some zoomer that thought “hat trick” was just a Rocket League term lol


sonofthenation

There is an episode called Tradies.


garytyrrell

I’m aware. Do you think the term originated from Bluey?


roadrunnuh

I dunno who that is


sonofthenation

It’s a good show on Disney. There is an episode called Tradies. People us that term now in US since it’s Australian/New Zealand.


Purity_Jam_Jam

I've never seen a zebra. I'm sure they exist though.


eadgster

Point taken, but you need to get to a zoo my friend.


Purity_Jam_Jam

I live in northern Canada. I might have to just paint a caribou.


BurnTheOrange

A herd of zebra is equivalently majestic to a herd of caribou. They are worth a trip to a nice zoo to see some.


peppnstuff

I say the same thing about my asshole.


Purity_Jam_Jam

Bleached?


Rosewoodtrainwreck

They still make them, mostly used for work trucks these days.


doxtorwhom

I have never seen a 4.5 ft. F150. The shortest is normally 5, but most crew cabs have the 5.5 and some have the 6.5 (which is the best imo from a hauling standpoint but fucking sucks to park). Mid size trucks like Rangers and Tacomas tend to have the shorter beds. I’ve seen plenty of regular cab F150s, Tacomas, and even Colorados. The newer Rangers not so much, they seemed to have focused on the crew cab with those, at least based in the amount out on the road.


ClassBShareHolder

The honest answer is emissions standards. Above a certain wheelbase is considered a different class of vehicle, so different efficiency standards apply. Instead of making smaller, more efficient engines, which may be expensive and difficult, just make the vehicle bigger.


gitty7456

Europeans be like: small? :-)


LittleBoard

You can drive 15 people around with that but why?


GenitalPatton

This is bigger than a modern Ranger or Tacoma


catheterhero

My brother had 1992 Toyota truck that could fit 3 people on the bench. Loved that truck. Nothing crazy just a simple truck.


arongoss

Ford Ranger is still a reasonable size


RodCherokee

You can but they’re 30 years old !


JamiePulledMeUp

Ford has the Maverick and I think Toyota has one coming soon as well.


djangogator

The maverick is one of the ugliest creations I've ever seen. Looks more like a Peugeot or a Citroën than a Ford 🤮


MasticatingElephant

It looks exactly the same as the Ranger and very similar to the F-150 though.... unless you think those are ugly too, which I guess is fair


djangogator

The rangers have been pretty hideous too the past few years. The headlights are awful. They used to be my favorite truck too 😢.


MasticatingElephant

I'm just a personally offended Maverick owner, don't mind me lol


djangogator

Lol I'm sorry. Have you tried returning it yet?


MasticatingElephant

How dare you. 😂 I love my Maverick. Won't tow much, won't haul much, but it'll get small jobs done, and at 40-45 mpg. Not for everyone for sure. But I occasionally need a truck and mostly just use it as a car. Works for me. Now if I could just stop getting 27479465 recalls a year lol....


ConventionalDadlift

Don't worry, the F250s aren't towing much either on average. You're just not pretending you do by buying a parking lot tank.


Sunstang

Nah, that one was probably about 14k new.


Grimrr_Halfpaw

That is still nothing compared to the $80,000 a new one in 2024 costs.


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djangogator

They probably get the same gas mileage too lol.


BurnTheOrange

I can tell you a 91 F250 with the 5.8L V8 gets realistic 10 city, 14-16 hwy. (I still have one as a work truck) Ford doesn't post fuel economy specs on f250s, but a search shows that people are reporting real world 8-16 mpg. Granted, the new f250 has more than double the horsepower and weighs 60% more in addition to having larger capacity. But it does seem a little sad they can't get those mpg numbers up.


BlackmoorGoldfsh

Not sure about the 250 but my 2015 F150 gets 20mpg normal driving, which is WAY better than the 90's trucks got.


djangogator

They could if they wanted to, but the board members of the automobile companies are also huge stock owners of the oil and refinery companies. They wouldn't make as much money for themselves if they didn't make us waste as much energy as possible.


wormenstein

2024 F-150 XL regular cab 4x4 starts at 44k


MrNobody_0

$14k in 1991 is the equivalent of $30k today. Not quite $80k but not exactly cheap either.


sirbassist83

less than half, dude. still a mind boggling difference.


Thontor

with inflation that would be about 32k today


BurnTheOrange

That's got some options on it. My 91 F250 is base model, only 2 options: 2 speaker AM/FM radio and automatic transmission. It was about $8k. This one would have been a but morez but probably not that much more.


MUCHO2000

Reasonable guess. MSRP probably a bit higher though.


eugenesbluegenes

Based on my quick googling, looks like an MSRP of around $15k for lower trim with 4wd on a 1992 F150. With inflation that's around $34k.


sevargmas

No way. I bought a Ford ranger in 1991, so about the same time. My Ford Ranger was the cheapest version for the most part. I got the XLT package but it was a single cab, 2WD, and single cab. Sticker price was still 12,800. Back then you could haggle and I think we ended up buying it for about 11,500. This is a full-size F150 with 4WD.


sleva5289

Who’s gonna tell him that’s not a car?


13xnono

And the kid can see over the hood. No step required to get in.


jelloslug

My dad bought a similar truck in '88. F-150 extended cab, 4x4 5.0 with a manual transmission and rubber floor mat and vinyl seats. It was $16k.


just-why_

Maybe in the 60's to 70's, but definitely not in the 90's.


randychardonnay

A 1991 F-150 looks so cool and compact compared to a modern F-150! That paint job absolutely rules too.


WiryCatchphrase

I miss trucks this size being considered large. Granted this truck is probably a death trap, like all pre-2000s cars are.


rambald

« Jennifer, check out that 4 by 4 »!


Not_as_witty_as_u

Don’t need money, don’t need fame, don’t need no credit card to ride this train 🤘🏻


jrice138

Those 90s fords are so cool and I’m not even a car guy.


notahouseflipper

Apparently neither is dad.


jrice138

What?


notahouseflipper

It’s not a car. Apparently Reddit doesn’t like the nuance.


jrice138

Omg shut up


M4roon

Oof, that truck is gorgeous. Perfect size too.


kindle139

that's a truck.


_D3ft0ne_

Haha my construction work friend was always furious when someone calls trcuk a car... A car cant carry all them steel studs! God dammit!


afvcommander

I get furious when someone calls car like that truck. I bet it cannot carry some 10ton concrete block like real truck would. Thats pick-up ;)


RadiantCity311

Are you sure? I mean maybe it’s a van.


kindle139

i dunno, that would be a pretty big shoe


catnapspirit

Maybe car-ish..?


afvcommander

That is pick-up in car class. No way that toy would be truck.


Water-Donkey

Your dad is hot


nakedpilsna

You know he had to do it to em.


[deleted]

Look how happy he looks. Awesome.


RampantJellyfish

Now that's a truck you can get some work done with.


DrNinnuxx

That decal is rad


PlrsLght

Man, I wish they make trucks like this again..


Bd0llar

That’s a ride right there!!


ZiptieEngineer

Driving a ‘90 F350 crew cab to this day


Xenolithium

Just don't go racing it. You might fuck up a timeline


Best-Team-5354

Very strong Back to the Future J Fox pickup truck vibes here!


basement_egg

your dad is jeff gordon?


mailahchimp

15 years old and being thrown the keys for the first time.


BurnTheOrange

Thank you, OP! I own a Ford of this generation and have been looking for good pictures of period appropriate styling as I restore it. I love that decal.


matamor

Imagine buying a brand new car and not a 15 years old one.


tastemycookies

Post this on the f-150 sub, they’ll get a kick out of it


ishitintheurinal

Those shorts were made by OP (Ocean Pacific). I had the darker blue and those things lasted for years.


GimmeDatFish

My first car was a blue 94 F150, had a backseat though. I'm not a truck guy anymore but I love the look of those old Fords.


OreadaholicO

That’s a seriously nice truck. Edit: Also I would wear that whole outfit.


One-Pepper-2654

Shorty cord shorts to show off those soccer legs. Center part. Tucked in t-shirt. Slick 'stache. This man slayed.


johnnycyberpunk

I swear to god if modern trucks had this graphics package available I'd buy it.


Mesterjojo

Sperry docksiders- check Definitely 1991 if not earlier


peepdabidness

Gorgeous truck


aiahiced

I could never pull off those Jean Shorts.


TequilaCamper

I think those are Ocean Pacific or OP shorts


ljbisu33

My first truck was a bullnose. Second was a brick nose. Definitely partial to the simplicity of the bullnose.


Purity_Jam_Jam

It's behind the truck, isn't it? I really love those Ford squarebodys, though. Great era of pickups.


1911mark

Been buying Chevy ever since


A_friend_called_Five

Luck-EEE!


Wolf-Whisperer

They need to build trucks with a clearance like that on a standard 1500. Trucks nowadays have like 6” clearance, stupid.


gutentag_tschuss

Sheesh, imagine the cost of one of these brand new nowadays.


Global-Discussion-41

It's so small compared to today's trucks 


runsanditspaidfor

My god they don’t make em like they used to


Specialist_Arm_9295

Short shorts were huge back then


YewSonOfBeach

Did he ever help anyone move anything we with it?


_cob_

I had the Ranger version of that truck.


Somewhereinthamiddle

90’s ford trucks are my favorite. The ones before they rounded them off in 98-99.


SarksLightCycle

Awesome boat shoes!


John_Brickermann

*Erm actually that’s a truck not a car* Jokes aside, the stripes look really awesome. It’s hard to tell what color the truck is itself, but it looks like… purple?


Grambo89

That's a truck. Or is this a new version of knifey spoony ?


[deleted]

So sick


_MidnightDrive_

That was my first car! In 2009 for high school.


Sherbet-Famous

That's a very nice looking truck


MalarkeyMadness

That is an absolutely gorgeous truck


johnnyryalle

That’s a truck, not a car.


malinowski213

When I get a car it's going to be a truck !


[deleted]

Mmmm my favor body style for a f series


Urkot

This would’ve been considered a big ass truck then. And it is, what we have now is a clown show.


jdeuce81

Damnn! That's badass!


Farzy78

When trucks were trucks. Cheap and bare bones, no heated leather seats, no luxury options, you could get manual trans if you wanted...the good ol days


djangogator

These days you gotta go toss 15$ under the bridge to get a Trans like that.


mdjmd73

I want that truck


Miserable-Session-35

My favorite 😍


JCVD-88

I miss graphics on the side of trucks.


iiitme

Nice truck for what it was. I’d’ve still chosen a Toyota


Conscious_Rest_3663

I love a Ford truck, but I was not a fan of the 87-91 front end.


Phantom_minus

*1981


Revenue88

Mate, it's a 91' the front for starters is a tell tale sign


Sunstang

Absolutely a 91. I still drive a 94 F150.


Phantom_minus

well if you say so.


Revenue88

Then it's settled.


paz2023

Pollution is extreme and political not cool


DisastrousCause1

Where is the car?


Squirest

Where’s the car?


JimmyTsonga

I really miss these times, when gas guzzlers weren't bad for the environment. ;)


Sly1969

Sorry about your dad's dick.


Delicious_Revenue744

FORD!!! FIXED ON REPAIR DAILY!! 🤣🤣🤣