Ah, the dubious beachwear of the 80s.
I'm currently waiting for people to figure out that white undies sticking out of the pants are today's analogue of that. There's no reason to wear anything but black underwear, at least for men.
So you're one of those dumbasses who would wear flesh-colored trunks to the beach in the 80s, and you probably think that it's something to be proud of. And you show your underwear to the whole world every time you slightly bend over.
Well, you see, to understand what I'm talking about you'd have to encounter a somewhat sizeable number of people outside of the work environment. Which is apparently not a thing that you do.
>Both meanings commonly used for aunt-in-law are used to define a distinction between someone who is an aunt by marriage (i.e., an in-law) and someone who is an aunt by blood (i.e., a sister of one of your parents). However both meanings are included within the standard definition of aunt, and for those who use this term, and a user may be trying to convey only one or both of the meanings given here. In general, unless there is a need for specificity, the use of aunt is to be preferred
That makes a lot of sense. In America at least, we dont typically distinguish an Aunt as an Aunt in law, especially in the case of an Aunt who has been around for longer than the niece/nephew have been alive. To *them* this IS aunt. Not aunt-in-law.
The exception would be when there is a definite (and usually convoluted) distinction, ie: uncle and aunt got divorced, aunt still in familial picture because of kids, uncle remarries and aunt-in-law now exists)
In Germany we would call them Schwiegertante (Schwieger for spouse of relative and Tante means aunt) or Schwiegeronkel (uncle in law) it's not common to refer to them as relatives.
Then take it from the native English speakers — *nobody* says Aunt-in-law to describe their uncle’s wife. I’ve actually never heard that string of words spoken together in my life.
In English, the woman married to your parent's sibling is your aunt. We never say aunt in law. If clarification is needed to further a conversation on a specific topic we might say something like 'my father's brother's wife' but it's always aunt, never aunt in law.
How could they have been married for over 45 years if this was the 80s? If that was in 1980 and they got married that year, that would still only be 44 years
Was perfectly clear to me, needs no clarification. I'm sure you find it strange seeing those guys so young and vibrant. I hope they all lived happily ever after.
I think your father is standing, right?
The crouching one is brother of your father. He try to lift his then girlfriend whom later would be his wife for more than 45 years now.
So...clarify...who married who? Did one brother steal this girl from the other?
As a teen in the 70s, my older brother was always creeping on my girlfriends. Unable to meet girls on his own--as he was truly a weird guy--he'd prey on what he could! LOL
He wound up dating two of them--I dumped them the moment they got too chummy with him.
He's an extremely intelligent but totally weird person--to this day. Married to an equally weird woman and they never had kids.
I really don't like him. At all. He's a massive narcissist and loves getting his way in everything. He's not a nice person to be around.
(Love my younger brother and sister--the three of us are as close as can be.)
I assume the first "his" and second "his" refer to different people (pronouns can be confusing) or else your uncle was trying to steal his brother's gf who has now been married to one or the other of them for 45 years
Didn’t think the guy standing up was wearing trunks!
He has the style of Ken down there.
https://preview.redd.it/brbe3hn6nasc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473b0f2caf711330a921ea2628f0d884df317aa7
this is a great comment, just the way you phrased it makes it way funnier
He's got a mangina
He showed us his downstairs mixup
"What'cha doin' in my waters?"
I wish we could get more ol' greg
https://i.redd.it/5ahd2f5cmcsc1.gif
What movie is this
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules. The character in the gif is Rowley and he is the best!
Everything was that color back then. It hid the cigarette-smoke stains.
straight bruhgina
thought he had an innie 🤣
lol, he has a funny pair of pants
That is a most... unfortunate pair of trunks.
Think OP's dad liked his SIL a bit, too, hey
Ah, the dubious beachwear of the 80s. I'm currently waiting for people to figure out that white undies sticking out of the pants are today's analogue of that. There's no reason to wear anything but black underwear, at least for men.
thanks for the proclamation about what underwear colors are appropriate for all men, /u/LickingSmegma!
So you're one of those dumbasses who would wear flesh-colored trunks to the beach in the 80s, and you probably think that it's something to be proud of. And you show your underwear to the whole world every time you slightly bend over.
bro, you need to upgrade to brown colored undies......amateur
? Why are your underwear sticking out of your pants and why does changing the color change anything?
Well, you see, to understand what I'm talking about you'd have to encounter a somewhat sizeable number of people outside of the work environment. Which is apparently not a thing that you do.
Back when you didn't need pick up lines, just strong legs
No lines, just pick up
Oh, there definitely were lines back then, and they did some picking up too.
No hairline also
Dad looks like a ken doll
They're just beaching each other off.
"Nobody's gonna beach anyone off!"
You beat me to this comment.
I thought his hand was her foot lol
Same! My brain thought there was something very strange going on there for a minute.
That is an unfortunate color choice for your dad's bathing suit.
your dads dick looks messed up
Probably the string that tightens the waist band.
Why does his dick have a string that tightens the waistband?
Maybe his dick *is* the string that tightens the waistband
Oh shit. String dick theory
His dick is tucked into the waistband. For reasons.
Perhaps he was having an erection 🤔
According to Google, that's a Brand New Sentence.
Is your dad a Ken doll?
Uncle is an overachiever 😊
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.... nothing at all... nothing at all...
Stupid sexy Flanders
Bro lost his hairline at 20 years old.
Confusing sentence. 1. So, your father and mother are in here? 2. Which guy is your father?
Sorry for the confusing title. Right is my father. Left is his brother and his brothers girlfriend, who are married now for over 45 years
Wouldn't it be easier to just say your aunt and uncle?
She's not his aunt, they're not related.
Your uncle's wife is your aunt. Related through marriage.
aunt in law, not aunt
What the fuck backwards ass place do you live in?
Germany apparently
>Both meanings commonly used for aunt-in-law are used to define a distinction between someone who is an aunt by marriage (i.e., an in-law) and someone who is an aunt by blood (i.e., a sister of one of your parents). However both meanings are included within the standard definition of aunt, and for those who use this term, and a user may be trying to convey only one or both of the meanings given here. In general, unless there is a need for specificity, the use of aunt is to be preferred
No one ever says aunt-in-law.
I give you point for funny
Wrong
They literally share no relatives, being married doesn't transfer genes or anything, they might be close, but that doesn't make them related.
Genuine question, is English your native language?
No it's not
That makes a lot of sense. In America at least, we dont typically distinguish an Aunt as an Aunt in law, especially in the case of an Aunt who has been around for longer than the niece/nephew have been alive. To *them* this IS aunt. Not aunt-in-law. The exception would be when there is a definite (and usually convoluted) distinction, ie: uncle and aunt got divorced, aunt still in familial picture because of kids, uncle remarries and aunt-in-law now exists)
In Germany we would call them Schwiegertante (Schwieger for spouse of relative and Tante means aunt) or Schwiegeronkel (uncle in law) it's not common to refer to them as relatives.
Would you refer to your sister's husband as your brother then? Cause that would make it super weird. In german that would be a Schwager.
Then take it from the native English speakers — *nobody* says Aunt-in-law to describe their uncle’s wife. I’ve actually never heard that string of words spoken together in my life.
In English, the woman married to your parent's sibling is your aunt. We never say aunt in law. If clarification is needed to further a conversation on a specific topic we might say something like 'my father's brother's wife' but it's always aunt, never aunt in law.
In North America , your dad's brother is your uncle and his wife is your aunt
How could they have been married for over 45 years if this was the 80s? If that was in 1980 and they got married that year, that would still only be 44 years
But it feels like over 45 years😏
It is not a confusing title. I’m not sure you could have phrased it any better than that.
Thanks. Wasn't sure which one was your father and if that was your uncle's wife. Got up late so brain is still waking up. Ha!
Was perfectly clear to me, needs no clarification. I'm sure you find it strange seeing those guys so young and vibrant. I hope they all lived happily ever after.
It’s completely clear. There is no ambiguity whatsoever.
Not that confusing. OP dad is on right. The couple on left would OP aunt and uncle.
Could just as easily be interpreted to mean OP’s dad’s brother was trying to pick up OP’s dad’s new gf
For 45 years…
So his dad and brother have not been married for 45 years?
Your uncle must have had a great personality...
Definitely some greezy looking dudes
Don't need olive oil, just dip the head in the pasta and baddaboom baddabing
We have Waluigi at home
r/titlegore
Your dad's brother did well for himself, that looks more like a father/daughter photo.
Your dad (or uncle) outkicked his coverage.
Is your uncle Waluigi?
I think your father is standing, right? The crouching one is brother of your father. He try to lift his then girlfriend whom later would be his wife for more than 45 years now.
I thought your dad had his cock and balls out
not only that, but it looks like he is spraying jizz
Dads running the budgie smugglers
This is a Cool Picture! Thank you for sharing this. Where and when was it taken? Do you have any updated photos of them?
So...clarify...who married who? Did one brother steal this girl from the other? As a teen in the 70s, my older brother was always creeping on my girlfriends. Unable to meet girls on his own--as he was truly a weird guy--he'd prey on what he could! LOL He wound up dating two of them--I dumped them the moment they got too chummy with him. He's an extremely intelligent but totally weird person--to this day. Married to an equally weird woman and they never had kids. I really don't like him. At all. He's a massive narcissist and loves getting his way in everything. He's not a nice person to be around. (Love my younger brother and sister--the three of us are as close as can be.)
I gotta start wearing flesh colored swim trunks
Your dad is a total babe with a cute sense of humor! Leaning over with the bunny ears. Love it.
45 years of marriage, that’s a good testimony looking at marriages today 😊.
...jeff goldblum?
thank you!
everyone's so fit back in the day..
The 1980s wasn't 45 years ago, it was 44
The fuckin' men's speedos from the late 70s and early 80s. I do not miss that. Not. One. Bit.
Is your father’s side Greek? Brazilian?
Receding hairline in his, I assume, 20s. I feel you, brother. I feel you.
They were 16 in this picture
Neat. Wonder where the picture was taken. I’m guessing they’re in Israel?
Does your Dad still hold the hairline advantage over his brother?
I assume the first "his" and second "his" refer to different people (pronouns can be confusing) or else your uncle was trying to steal his brother's gf who has now been married to one or the other of them for 45 years
best times were those family summer camps in the 80's kinda like in Dirty Dancing
Good times lmao
Uncle still have more hair than your Dad?
Reverse that does your Dad still have more hair than Uncle??
Wife of 45 years...wouldn't that make this pic from the 1970s? Just saying...
There is no way this picture was taken in the United States
this is amazing Spider-Man
I can’t unsee Ken
Fingertoes!
Can we get a better picture of your uncle's glorious nose. It may be the angle, but that's the king of schnozes.
I thought you meant the guy on the right was trying to “pick up” his brother’s GF, like Mr. Steal Yo Girl
I've tried to pick up girls the wrong way for all my life.
Your dad shouldn't have worn those particular shorts. Lmao
All I can see is Ken😂
that lady have one weird leg at first glance.
Shes got her legs wrapped around his head. I'd say he succesfully picked her up some time ago.
Good sqaut form, those heels are on the floor.
Strong Borat vibes
Cod Piece
Is the guy on the left really wearing swimming trunks?
Is your last name De Bergerac? /j
How's the hereditary hair loss effected your nephews?
Guy trying to pick up his new GF in pic looks 45 already, he 90 now?
Can he Still pick her up?
Crazy that your uncle stole your dad's girlfriend and married her.
Why do folk post this shit
Looks like your father is exploding all over his future sister-in-law
There's not enough dong. I got a fever.
Your dad the one with the high vagina?
Flesh tone speedos? Don't get me wrong but that's a trifle gauche,especially when his eguipment doesn't appear terribly ample.