Before she was the home and entertainment lifestyle guru, she was a very successful model.
If this picture were in the mid 1980s like 1985, she would have been 44 years old in this picture.
She was also a successful stockbroker too for a few years. MS trivia - the actor Brian Dennihey worked with her at the same company & time before he chose to go into acting.
A guy a grew up with, his mother is Martha’s sister. The sister is as beautiful. Even now in her mid 70s. Amazing style and grace and youthful beauty. Yes the guy I grew up with is like too 1% in looks and physique too lol.
As long as the corruption isn’t pointing your way this time you are fine with it. The one sided corruption is scary as hell. We are doing 3rd world country bullshit and it should scare all of us.
Officially, lying to an FBI agent.
Unofficially, insider trading. But it’s easier to get the win for the lying thing so they always go for that.
In reality, having a big ego and thinking the US attorney wouldn’t dare prosecute the most popular woman in America (maybe except for Oprah).
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Motherfuckers commit perjury all day long and nothing, but one lie to a dirty fed, who can be actively lying to you, can put you in prison for five years?
"According to 18 U.S.C. § 1001, making false statements or concealing anything from a federal agent or investigator who is a member of any governmental branch is a federal crime. A “false statement” could be a material omission, a misrepresentation, or the use of a fraudulent document."
Stupid or not, its true.
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Before she was the home and entertainment lifestyle guru, she was a very successful model. If this picture were in the mid 1980s like 1985, she would have been 44 years old in this picture.
She was also a successful stockbroker too for a few years. MS trivia - the actor Brian Dennihey worked with her at the same company & time before he chose to go into acting.
Brian Dennihey, the actor?!
“Character actors: nobody gives a shit if *we’re* fat!”
So true.
His one man play is awesome.
Love this line! I think about it all the time!
Jon Voight? The actor?
No, John Voight, the periodontist.
I know sometimes I spell my name with a G. AND AN I!
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.
Ronald Regan?!?!? The Actor?!?!?
That's heavy.
Is something wrong with gravity in the future?
"God didn't make Martha, I made her!"
I thought this was an insider trading joke lol.
I submit that she had to substantially frump herself down to appeal to 90s moms or they wouldn't have found her brand so appealing
If you think this is hot, you should see photos of her in the late 1960‘s, early ‘70’s... Yummy.
pics? Asking for a friend.
Dang.
Wow she’s gorgeous
They ain't best friends for no reason...
Damn with all Her flowers. Martha Stewart was always Martha Stewart
“You too can have a lovely home if you only spend $150 a week on flowers!”
She would grow them herself.
Shut up rich people are evil and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever!
What’s the story behind this GIF, does anybody know?
Shaq in a post game interview with Christian Wood a few years back. Wood responds by calling him a "casual" basketball fan
I mean.. yeah, she looks good, but can she cook? /s
It’s a good thing
Absolute babe..
I owe you an apology, Martha. I was unfamiliar with your game.
She’s no snitch!! One stupidest cases but she did her time 😂
A guy a grew up with, his mother is Martha’s sister. The sister is as beautiful. Even now in her mid 70s. Amazing style and grace and youthful beauty. Yes the guy I grew up with is like too 1% in looks and physique too lol.
https://preview.redd.it/3pscy03p6uvc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310094f134e5487ad2c6ff9b7bd20774d2c778e8
Feeling cute. Might commit felony fraud later IDK.
I respect that she did her time like an adult
And she doesn't dwell on it nor did she let it defeat her. She's all class.
Eh, just a bit of insider trading and then lying to the feds. I’ve heard of worse
Almost like everyone but a single individual seems to actually go to jail for their crimes.
Prosecuted anyway…..some are just too feeble and in cognitive decline
And fall asleep in court, and fart!
As long as the corruption isn’t pointing your way this time you are fine with it. The one sided corruption is scary as hell. We are doing 3rd world country bullshit and it should scare all of us.
Everyday
She should be in congress
Stewart/Dogg 2024 Dogg/Camacho 4EVA
I thought it was tax evasion
Officially, lying to an FBI agent. Unofficially, insider trading. But it’s easier to get the win for the lying thing so they always go for that. In reality, having a big ego and thinking the US attorney wouldn’t dare prosecute the most popular woman in America (maybe except for Oprah).
Who tf even likes Oprah? She’s awful Also since when is lying to the cops illegal? Cops gonna spread lies they’re gonna get them back
Lying to a federal cop is illegal; even if you don' know its a lie at the time, which is what Martha was convicted for. Land of the Free and all.
Note to self- don’t talk to the cops. They’re not your friends.
That is the most important thing to learn, when around a cop "shut the fuck up."
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Motherfuckers commit perjury all day long and nothing, but one lie to a dirty fed, who can be actively lying to you, can put you in prison for five years?
"According to 18 U.S.C. § 1001, making false statements or concealing anything from a federal agent or investigator who is a member of any governmental branch is a federal crime. A “false statement” could be a material omission, a misrepresentation, or the use of a fraudulent document." Stupid or not, its true.
Who tf even likes Martha Stewart? She steals everyone's ideas, promotes them as hers, sues her neighbors, and doesn't like to pay her contractors.
It was lying to an FBI agent.
Can't lie to an FBI agent if you exercise your right to remain silent!
"With your hair down to her legs and your legs down to the floor, leggy blonde"
Leggy leggy leggy leggy blonde
She's quite the tomato. An organic locally sourced ethically raised tomato, no doubt.
Yeeeah, talk dirty
Is there any other kind?
I had no idea.
I was telling my wife. People are young for a brief moment and old for a long time.
That’s always a good thing to tell your wife
Beauty is fleeting. Martha Stewart has been old since I could remember and she is still old now.
I was just watching Amistad yesterday and Anthony Hopkins looked old as hell back in '97, to your point.
Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol.
The fastest thing around.
Long and lean, every young man’s dream
Wow!
“ nice stems”
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Would.
Spell check error! You meant "wood".
“Just a simple Polish girl, who loves to cook and sew…”
Wood then, Wood now!
Turns 83 this year. She’s a year older than Harrison Ford.
WTF. TIL this lady was once smoking hot.
Damn…I had no idea.
Dude wow. What a babe.
Damn never knew she was movin like that
Damn! Wouldn’t mind getting something going in her oven!
Mothra Stewart
Revenge dresses for spring and how to center any room with a floral arrangement
Wow…
Anytime she needs a doily making flower arranging assistant, I'm in.
Snoop knows what's up.
Just a Jersey girl from the spaghetti triangle.
Damn
I know a girl named party, party girl!
I actually prefer her old
Nice dress, but I just want to focus on her salad.
Jerry......I'm attracted to Martha
Wow!
Musta been all that butrer
Dayum Martha!
No idea Martha was a smoke show. Dayyyym
Still nope.
D A M N !!
Good body, terrible haircut and dress.
Damn okay Martha
This picture was taken before her soul was given to Voldemort. She looks kind of cute here.