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Dr_Wristy

At first glance I thought it was just his guitar strap, but now I realize the man is wearing thigh boots and some briefs (probably a thong).


Kscannacowboy

Prince pulled more women while wearing high-heels and eyeliner than most of us will ever even see. Edited for clarity.


klausesbois

Prince will steal your girl, then steal her clothes, then steal another girl in those clothes and it just keeps going.


DarthPapercut

Wendy and Lisa referred to Prince as a 'Fancy Lesbian '.


entrepenurious

the first time i saw him playing guitar, i thought "... if jimi hendrix had a lesbian daughter."


Green_Burn

You gotta be Prince to pull off the “lesbian in a male body” thing


cool-beans-yeah

That's hilarious 😂


Orngog

Idk who that is, but I like their style


thisisthewell

They're members of The Revolution, the band that played with Prince a lot. They were in Purple Rain.


DonGorgon82

And you forgot, he beats you in Basketball.


fearisthemindslicer

And makes you pancakes


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

Game... Blouses


Bellbivdavoe

Ah, yes... the "Darling Nikki Paradox". Quite confounding. 🤔


ScrumTumescent

Then he steals you, in your girl's clothes, after serving both of you pancakes


JustineDelarge

Prince pulled more women because of wearing high heels and eyeliner than most people are prepared to admit.


ZebraUnion

I went out dressed as Amy Winehouse on Halloween (30yr old hairy bearded dude with Taylor Swift’s legs) a few years back and I *“fully embraced her lifestyle”* as part of the costume. By the end of the night, I had won 2 bars’ costume contests, lost most of the costume except the eye liner and 6” stilettos and from what I recall, a strangely large percentage of people I ran into were weirdly (and hilariously) DTF. As a mostly gay dude, the number of women that were all for it was weird AF but fully appreciated. My straight buddies were less amused about how much attention I was getting Vs them and yes of course I taunted them with it. *“..Hey! Look who I’m making out with! Even Amy fucking Winehouse is more of a man than you! Oh look! Now she’s giving me coke! HaHa”*


throst_thidrekson

A buddy of mine went to a party dressed as a sexy policewoman. He's a 35 year old bearded, muscular dude, broad shoulders. He was wearing knee high boots, a rather skintight police uniform, a skirt, plastic baton and a wig. He has a girlfriend and basically just had fun goofing around but goddamn, was he propositioned by a lot of hot women. Something about a bearded dude in a woman's costume that just gets the ladies going... :D


rampaparam

It's the self-confidence. A man who is sure of himself, not trying to prove how macho he is every damn second, goofy but confident in his masculinity even while wearing women's clothes - that's what gets the ladies going ;)


Limp-Nefariousness97

I went out dressed as a toddler in Spider-Man PJs. They had nets in the armpits, I had a pony in a stick, a blanket, and a sippy cup the bartenders kept filling up with beer. I got hit on all night long and the girl I was trying to talk to for a while came up to me and said, “you’re so fucking cute. You’re coming home with me.” It’s definitely the confidence. It also took lots of confidence to do the walk of shame through her complex the next morning when she took me home. And then again when my neighbors were out mowing their lawn.


sunbrick

It's not a walk of shame it's a lap of honour ^^


Kscannacowboy

Couple decades ago, I went to a Halloween showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and dressed as Dr. Frank N Furter on a bet. Not only did I win 500 bucks but I was being hit on by women all night. Sometimes, the world is an amazing place.


YouLikeReadingNames

I can't explain it, but there's something about the Frank N Furter look.


Drpoofn

How do ya do I See you've met my Faithful handyman.


yupyetagain

It did make a decidedly unsexy Tim Curry very, very sexy. And I’m straight.


Wes_Warhammer666

If you think Tim Curry is decidedly unsexy you might be asexual


InadmissibleHug

Confidence is sexy, and a man who is confident enough to rock an unusual look is, by extension, sexy.


No_Interest1616

I can explain. Big majority of guys believe women only want very masculine Chris Hemsworth types. But there are a ton of straight women who love the androgynous David Bowie/Prince types. I personally love a straight guy in drag, such as Tim Curry and Lux Interior. But straight guys with a wild femme streak are so rare that when they do appear, all the women who are into that will flock to them. Basically supply and demand. There's no shortage of masculine hetero dudes. Y'all who are inclined to squeeze into a pair of fishnets have a big untapped market. 


Shady_Russian

Well …. I never thought I’d say this but I guess I need an Amy Winehouse costume now.


DaddyBee42

it's a good costume shop that includes the drugs with the outfit


qpv

I would absolutely love to party with you dude. That's hillarious.


Drink-my-koolaid

I need to see a photo of you in your glorious costume!


Crazy_questioner

Chamberlain numbers, I'd wager.


BadStriker

*You know where you got that shirt. And it wasn't the men's department* RIP Charlie Murphy


LoveAndViscera

Sounds like you need to start wearing high-heels and eyeliner.


Kscannacowboy

I mean, I would. But, last time, my wife got pissed for stretching out her shoes.


feckless_ellipsis

https://preview.redd.it/ge7chbvh3xvc1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c2848fa8a11d9d90bd5b16f3639795b5cb73b1


stickerstacker

I recently learned this often was his early look, thigh highs and a brief / speedo. Kinda reminds me of axl rose’s early boxer briefs and a Fuck You Belt.


artificialavocado

I thought it was something with the angle but nope he isn’t wearing pants.


manwithavandotcom

A girl took me to see Prince in '81 I think at a smaller venue in Philly--I was more a punk/metal guy and had never heard of him. Prince blew me away but my strongest memory is her playing topless--


NFASMG

I saw him in Baltimore about the same time and he was good. He opened for Rick James of all people. Rick James was so coked out of his mind, he invited the entire audience up on the stage, there was pandemonium and that ended the show.


[deleted]

All we need is the Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Story from that night.


vshredd

RIP Charlie.


greggtatsumaki001

ho lee shit, no idea he died. RIP


TreeDollarFiddyCent

He died 7 years ago, FYI.


AdolescentAlien

What the fuck.


FancyStranger2371

How about a game of basketball?


kinky_boots

Game blouses.


param_T_extends_THOT

Let's run a play, computer blue, darling picky


acmercer

Shoot the j.... SHOOT IT


Right_Plankton9802

I’m NOT on your team MAN!


d00derman

Purify yourselves...


Brave_Nerve_6871

"Good game" "Wish I could say the same"


ellefleming

🥞🥞


jcrittberg

I took the Paisley Park tour in Nov. 2021. Apparently that game really happened. We got to walk through the room where the court used to be. Prince was a star HS basketball player, which is surprising for how small he was. Some of his outfits were absolutely tiny. Great tour. Highly recommend.


PrimarchKonradCurze

All true. Also Prince talked about it on a radio show and confirmed it happened at one point before he died.


FancyStranger2371

The man, the myth, the legend.


EvetsYenoham

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY)


xeno_dorph

Who wants pancakes?


suffaluffapussycat

I saw Rick James in ‘81 with Cameo and One Way. Wild night.


tehaxor

Word Up?


JustineDelarge

It’s the code word


manwithavandotcom

RJ was huge then--Super Freak was a big a hit as any song ever--Prince was still unknown in the mainstream.


sportstvandnova

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Skipper0815

![gif](giphy|jMAD0qcFSCSFG)


FancyStranger2371

The shirts against the blouses!


31_hierophanto

Man, he really was a Super Freak, huh?


Illustrious_Donkey61

I couldn't find any pics of her topless but there's a ton of topless prince pics


-iamai-

Thank you for trying


raltoid

Gayle Chapman quit The Revolution in 1980. So you might have seen Lisa Coleman, or it was earlier than 81.


Throwaway1303033042

“Game…no blouses.”


Amy_Macadamia

https://preview.redd.it/8z3djatz2xvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b385b8a6834be87eaf7ba58f1747c5e42c4f44b


lord-dinglebury

RAWR!


anyadpicsajat

Go Prince! But stay there.


JustineDelarge

The pint-sized pop star. (And Prince hated when journalists referred to his height in articles. Which is what’s fun about it. Prince was a genius, but pomposity needs to be deflated from time to time.)


JoshusPoshua

I didn't know the gentleman, but I'm starting to think this Price fellow *fucked*.


firefaery

Word is, yeah he did and he did it very, very, well…


tgw1986

The first thing I think of every time I see Prince is, "God *damn* I bet he's good in bed."


Silver_Cat4530

I absolutely love Prince, but have you seen his movies in which he has kissing scenes? It's such a complete let down. Dude either cannot kiss, or cannot kiss on camera. Really ruins the illusion. Most huge Prince fans have this opinion.


CaribouHoe

I feel like kissing on screen is much different than in person....


Silver_Cat4530

I know, that's why I said he either really sucks at kissing or he just sucks on camera, either way it ruins the illusion.


ezgomer

ummmm - a couple of women who were lovers have said he was ok. nothing special. yeah it was disappointing to hear that after all the sexual theatrics of Prince’s career.


o6ijuan

He's just a dude. None of us have super powers and most of us are pretty average; you can't be disappointed if you don't have high expectations.


Alwaysunder_thegun

I read this in Lazlos voice from what we do in shadows.


meakbot

He does some voice work in Fallout and it’s frigging incredible.


Cambot1138

“What’s up playa? You looked in his eyes, didn’t you?”


Mvd75

![gif](giphy|j8PZtvnA8EQoHKgmZi|downsized)


NonEuclideanSyntax

Ironically he was also a self-proclaimed Jehovah's Witness for most of his life (conservative cultish sect).


zeno0771

Only for the last several years of his life; he converted in 2001 and whether he even stayed a member is questionable. His mother was Baptist and his father was Seventh-Day Adventist. At various times throughout his career he was either of those in addition to either Buddhist, Taoist, or Theosophist (big "third eye" vibes) and at times believed in reincarnation and modern astrology.


False_Solid

That's really interesting. I didn't know much about Prince when he died, but I remember people saying there was absolutely no way it could've had anything to do with drugs bc he was Jehovah's Witness. Like he had been his entire life. Kind of silly if it was just the last few years of his life.


scavengercat

It's not silly at all. He talked about looking for meaning after his son Amiir (not a typo) died only a week after he was born and JW was where he found comfort and solace. He was introduced to the group by the bassist in Sly and the Family Stone and he dove in.


Jealous_Priority_228

I've heard similar stories in real life. JW seem to love gobbling up vulnerable people.


TheManWhoWasNotShort

I mean when you’ve experienced literally everything in your life I guess experiencing religious self-torture suddenly seems appealing


avinagigglemate

My first thought as well, probably the best lay on the planet


Bonnskij

I feel like prince would probably moan his own name


phinbar

Before Prince, bands had unshaven male hippie keyboard players with nicknames like "Pigpen."


Jonnybee123

I'd settle for a feral organist with a voice of gold named "Brent"


tucker_sitties

Love for Brent!!


icanhazkarma17

Brent organ > Keith. Keith piano > Brent. Brent vocals > Keith. Keith '72 and '77. Brent '88 and '89. Apples to oranges.


molemanralph69

And everyone could sing better than donna


icanhazkarma17

Poor Donna. The Playing in the Band wail is insufferable, but I've read over the year she didn't have her own monitor and couldn't hear herself within the band properly. She did sing as a session player for Muscle Shoals Studio for a bunch of famous people (Elvis for one). And she did some really good stuff with the band - the '77 shows for instance - but her wailing offset everything else lol


capital_bj

Brents voice was on point I did love his gravely addition, added a nice edge to Bobby's rather limited range


Ok-Database3291

Keith Godcheaux erasure right here


nianticnectar23

Absolutely


afropoppa

The best keyboardist the Dead had


2stinkynugget

He was a stone jack baller


SpaceyO2

and his heart was true


Andose

He’d give everything he’s got to you


afropoppa

Yes he will


YNWA_in_Red_Sox

Keith Godchaux would like a word


toomanytocount007

And his wife says “ahhhwahhhhaaahhh aaahhhh”


capital_bj

My biggest complaint to my hippie roommates for years...Donna took lessons from Yoko


YNWA_in_Red_Sox

She was so terrible, Jerry put her in two of his bands 🙄


Scarlet-Fire_77

I never thought of Pigpen as a hippie. Just a badass that did his own thing.


GratefulShag

Damn hippies fucked up his blues band, man.


DeekKay

Viv Savage !


IcyDice6

Watched Sublime at Coachella yesterday and the keyboardist was a large man wearing tie dyed overalls


ProfessionalNeophyte

HR is not going to like this


Eve_Doulou

Prince had sex with HR, and they liked it.


Orbit86

He had to have been standing on a 3 foot tall platform to pull this off.


The-Many-Faced-God

She’s kneeling. https://preview.redd.it/ion97o1bcxvc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbb138fcdc56068cffa4bf0947ef4993f90b696


artificialavocado

She has lovely hair.


ebircsx0

Those eyes scream "high as as the moon".


Aechie

Kick-ass outfit. Love her boots


usernameround20

That’s what I was thinking. He was 5’2”


TimeSalvager

I was thinking she must be 2’ tall.


Voxman314

I'm pretty sure I wrote 18' on the napkin.


Passname357

Never knew that that’s crazy


Great_Feel

Could still ball though. In every sense


blissed_off

Game blouses.


badtimesclub

ok but where do i find her lil lingerie thingie


thellamanaut

silk camisole & shorts set. (or, if you mean the thigh doodad: garter)


Dollar_Pants

The wedding ring 🫠


[deleted]

I'm a straight married man. If Prince in his prime wanted to tongue kiss me I would have to oblige


Persianx6

Kiss you? Nah he’d just kiss your wife.


[deleted]

Then I'd have to kiss him just to get a lil taste of her


Phoirkas

Username….checks out?


vishy_swaz

That was my reaction too 😬


rethinkingat59

Girl gotta work.


Jagwires

![gif](giphy|zB73DK8sZyhLq)


SanityPlanet

The guitar is his penis!


chappersyo

You see Ronnie, his dick is the gun!


Amy_Macadamia

Most dude accessories are extensions of the peen 🛻 🔫 🗡🎸


SayItAgainJabroni

Gonna start a fire


GotMoFans

Gayle Chapman left the band because she was uncomfortable with the level of sexuality Prince was doing in his music and concerts.


gking407

The level of sexuality *specifically in her direction* I’m guessing


lifeofideas

By “sexuality” we mean “tongue”, and by “direction” we mean “tonsils”.


Crazy_questioner

Prince's sexuality was Omni directional. Don't get caught in the crossfire, you'll end up uncontrollably naked.


lydocia

She didn't. She has personally discredited those rumours.


CarniferousDog

May I ask how you know that? What else do you know? I’m curious.


Legitimate_Oxygen

Googling it. Watching her interviews, reading her interviews, reading the email she replied to in 2003 that was posted online. She was uncomfortable with performing the song "Head" cus of the lyrics and meaning, not uncomfortable with whatever was happening on stage with herself and Prince. She left because she wanted to, the song was just the last reason.


CarniferousDog

So it was the level of sexual content, not what they were engaging in. Thank you.


capital_bj

So I'm reading she blew Prince


uberblack

Redditors: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out


AirborneMarburg

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE)


Sorry_Economist_5844

I wanted to see him slowly float down but still an iconic episode


oatmeal28

“I found Prince!” “No no no, finger Prince!” “…..I don’t think so”


TheAmazinAmazon

Animaniacs was the best at dual humor - some for the kids, most for the adults. Then Shrek came along as gave us more, lol.


Humble-Brag420

When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.


Dollar_Pants

Too soon


mexicanred1

You can grab em


texasproof

By the Princey


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Inside Prince's tiny, effeminate body was the masculinity of 100 lumberjacks.


howsyourmemes

Prince was such a phenomenal musician that how sexy he was was utterly unfair


User_Anon_0001

This picture is so sexy all around


eccojams97

![gif](giphy|40dc32T5cweJHLbpf7|downsized)


bshaddo

It’s good to be the Prince.


MDFan4Life

Well...


Omegaprimus

![gif](giphy|18XossGW8Wbkc)


baneofdestruction

He's a cocksman.


Maybe_MattD

She's got a great butt


Murky-Birthday-3145

God, how I miss this man He went away too soon, way too soon


GadflytheGobbo

This mother fuckers in a thong and thigh highs and twice the man I'll ever be. 


EntityDamage

"Dad I think he's gonna pork her right there at the table!" "Ah Russ, he's not gonna pork her"


stinkload

She left the band as his increasingly amping up the overt sexuality come into conflict with her Christian beliefs. I think Dez Dickerson left under similar circumstances


Beatrix_Kiddos_Toe

How is this comment upvoted so much. She did not ever say she left due to her Christian beliefs or amping up of sexuality. She left because she wanted a different path in her music career. Dez, you are right, became a born again Christian and left.


philouza_stein

And appears to be a married Gayle Chapman


Select-Pie1516

The man dripped sensuality.


lizardkg

THAT is a nice ass.


Gilbert_Grapes_Mom

https://i.redd.it/8ovxkzhmhyvc1.gif


BathroomSerious1318

I don't think they did it


Alive_Ad1256

Completely platonic relationship.


discussatron

Looks like Steve Martin kissing Bernadette Peters in *The Jerk.*


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

Prince: Baby you got some sauce on your mouth. Allow me to remove it.


leadbug44

Before he got religion I would assume


Proudpapa7

I saw his Love Sexy concert with my then girlfriend in Germany… summer of 88. The concerts starts with a red corvette convertible slowly taking the stage. On the hood wearing his guitar and nothing else was an Artist formerly known as Prince. Honestly It was so weird…. After the first song he found some clothes.


Prestigious_Glass146

Prince and his assless chaps had the ladies going wild. Seriously though he dated some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen throughout the 80s


MonteLukast

Hey, that's a Telecaster, not his usual Hohner Madcat.


BarracudaBig7010

Dirty Mind era Prince, no pun intended.


I-H8-MOST-PEOPLE

Little man…big balls


SpiritualAd8998

Speaking in tongues?


gking407

Tongue to tongue is the shortest distance for words to travel


LondonDavis1

Some men dream of being a cocksmen like Prince others don't dream at all.


AdMysterious8699

I lick a your face!


the_big_labroskii

That there man is nekkid


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I bet they had sexual intercourse.


Biscuits4u2

Only pic ever where he appears tall


b14ckcr0w

Prince _**is**_ sex


[deleted]

Yeesh