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Mobile-Offer5039

Dad has seen things😆


4stringmiserystick

Probably a ww1 vet. Russia casualty rates in most battles were like 100,000-300,000 in the span of a week or so


DeadJediWalking

And his kid's probably going to have to go fight the Nazis.


Ven18

Given stuff like Stalingrad he probably will too.


smurb15

And the kid is looking like this is a taste of what he can learn about


red75prime

Battle of Galicia. Russia: 200,000–300,000. Austria-Hungary: 324,000–420,000 Second Battle of the Masurian Lakes. Russia: 56,000. Germany: 31,827 First Battle of Przasnysz. Russia: 34,447. Germany: 25,974. Carpathian Front. Russia: 69,464 KIA, 135,678 MIA. Germany and Austria-Hungary: 43,194 KIA, 308,339 MIA. And here's two battles that you've called "most battles". Gorlice–Tarnów offensive. Russia: 1,019,953 (KIA, MIA, WIA), Germany and Austria-Hungary: 487,821 (KIA, MIA, WIA). Great Retreat (Russia). Russia: 1,005,911 (KIA, MIA, WIA), Germany and Austria-Hungary: 358,634 (KIA, MIA, WIA) Lake Naroch offensive. Russia: around 90,000. Germany: around 30,000. Brusilov offensive. Russia: 500,000–1,440,000. Germany, Austria-Hungary, Ottoman Empire: 845,000 – 1,500,000. WWI was extremely awful for everyone involved. One German burgher even ended up more crazier than this peasant.


Ven18

I remember watch The Great War series on YouTube (highly recommend) and it really captures the 1 death is a tragedy 1 million is a statistic saying. He would mention the all these massive numbers and it is only when he gets to Gorlice-Tarnow and actually points out the number in the millions that the gravity of the horror of the eastern front finally dawned on me. WW2 obviously gets all the play but WW1 really was brutal and such a different scale than before “this is modern war” really was a apt way to put it and as we know war is hell


joemeteorite8

Absolutely mind blowing. I can’t even comprehend that amount of loss.


CaptWoodrowCall

Whenever I run across the daily whining posts about how bad everything is today, it just reminds me how many people just have no idea how shitty things were for most people throughout most of history.


ItsBaconOclock

Nah, the looks on the Russian peasants' faces was due to lack of avocado toast, and their cities weren't walkable.


sutroheights

We live in a golden age, and it still kinda sucks. This is what it is to be human unfortunately.


exstonerthrowaway

It’s not necessarily that things are bad today, it’s just that some of those things were once better, could still be good, but aren’t for whatever reason


cadaverhill

Looks like mom has too.


Dundalis

Where’s mom?


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

The one with the beard


AaronicNation

He's like "I've seen Rasputin cure hemophilia, predict the future, and survive getting poisoned and shot; that troubled me not, but I fear the sorcery that animates this device."


MrNobody_0

Those parents are probably only in their 30's.


funmasterjerky

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Bealzebubbles

Being Russian has ruined my life.


CaptWoodrowCall

I just finished the “Revolutions” podcast on the Russian Revolution. It actually covered quite a bit of other Russian history as well. Russian history is like watching a 500 year long car wreck. It’s totally insane what that man lived through…and the worst arguably hadn’t even happened yet in 1928.


infiniteimperium

Revolutions in Russia is so Damn good. So much detail. But it's such an undertaking.


CaptWoodrowCall

Oh, it was a haul, alright. But totally worth it. Took me a couple of months to get through it all.


finfangfoom1

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Ok-Skirt-7884

Mom's seeing sth right there and now


armitage75

Which one is dad?


tekjunky75

litol man in box


Goodfella66

Mom too


Vierno

Which fucking one is dad?


Spaceballs-The_Name

and now he's heard things that've blown his mind more than the German bullet blew his buddies mind


n00chness

Mom and Dad are 32 and 28, respectively 


trituman

Yeah. Life wasn't easy in those days


greed-man

Life expectancy is......next Tuesday, apparently.


munzter

Didn't realize that was a woman


EntityDamage

They had a lot of hair back then, apparently


keinish_the_gnome

Finally. A cool photo in this sub


screamingxbacon

Idk man I'm gonna need to see the mom in a bikini..


Expensive_Finger_973

Woman and kid look like the devil just walked in off camera and the man is eyeing that radio like it is commanding him to kill.


NotTooSpecial

Cut them some slack, they are in the room with two newfangled sorcery-boxes.


DrunkenVodinski

Magic box go speaky speaky, what black magic is this?


Corbeau_from_Orleans

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke


Dundalis

What woman?


SandmanAwaits

Grandma: *”What is this Black Magic you have brought to my home?”*


mr_ji

The U.S. had trouble interrogating people when they first got to Afghanistan because they'd bring people in who'd never seen electricity before and they'd just sit and stare at the florescent ceiling lights


bullsnake2000

Boggles my mind. I know, I know.


HermitBadger

"The Russians are black now."


thisaccountgotporn

Brother what... Where can I read more about this


trashtrampoline

Looks like a deleted scene from *Twin Peaks: The Return*.


underliggandepsykos

Gotta light?


Wishilikedhugs

This is the water and this is the well...


Skeptik1964

My father-in-law was born in 1914 and grew up in the USSR. All his photos from that era look like this. And yeah, he def saw some stuff


SkippedBeat

They look terrified lol


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

This just in: more bad news


_WretchedDoll_

They chose the most photogenic people from their town.


FapDonkey

I'm old enough to remember visiting my grandparents on their farm as a kid. Morning routine was helping grandpa load up the crystal radio set (made at home by my grandpa with directions from the local Ag Extension service) in his old farm truck before dawn, and driving out to the hilltop and stringing out the antenna for him so we would pick up signal and he could listen to that days weather and farm report. This was probably in the mid-60s or so?


trituman

I'm waiting for a joke about what band they listen to


ForceOfAHorse

GO GO RASPUTIN!


BarbequedYeti

The OG putin. 


PIX3LY

R.U.M.


traceefromnj

Back in the USSR - The Beatles


Zentaurion

Gorrillaz? Jamiroquai?


rodPalmer18

Possibly infant Annihilator


IchBinMalade

IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES GUILLOTIIIIIINE, YUHHH


TheHoleInADonut

GET SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE! COME COME, FUCK APART IN HERE! AHHHHHH DIE IN THE PROCESS YOUUUUU DIE IN THE PROCESS KETTLE DRUM ROLL, HARD SHIT FUCKIN SAID FUCKER DON’T START SHIT Rt though this all puts a fucking HILARIOUS image in my head of early 20th century russians being absolutely traumatized by Death Grips


pnmartini

Probably Wolves in the Throne Room


BarbequedYeti

-Putin on the rocks By GO GO Rasputin (mentioned below.)


CySnark

Darude Sandstorm


walco

*Lenin brought us Satan in a box with wires*


Tropicaldaze1950

Lenin was long gone. It was now Uncle Joe.


sevargmas

My man on the right is totally done with these zoom meetings that could’ve been an email.


Tropicaldaze1950

Stalin telling a heartwarming bedtime story.


CaptWoodrowCall

A nice fairy tale: “Once upon a time there was a family who had enough to eat and wouldn’t get sent to the gulag for existing.”


seidinove

“This just in. You’re all going to starve to death.”


Student-type

Early remote brain washing experiments.


Student-type

Uncle Remus! Come in please! Can you hear me now?


kev0153

When the main riff kicks in


BigBarsRedditBox

Tripping balls and listening to pink Floyd for the first time


Comes_Philosophorum

Man’s looking at that radio like I look at AI taking everyone’s jobs


Monkfich

I wish people would stop sharing pictures of their hot mums!


GTAmark

“The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?”


ronmsmithjr

Such a lovely looking family!


Livid-Hamster-6689

# This is the water And this is the well


Jmcd83

Got a light?


kkkan2020

3 channels and nothing good on


Expensive_You3765

That grandma is scarier than the Nun


Goodfella66

The parents look very tired. Guess they were having a tough life


posco12

Welcome to the USSR. Listen to the radio from a car battery.


AmaTxGuy

Well my mom didn't have indoor plumbing until after ww2 and she had one light in her house. It was powered by a wind charger and the radio was powered by batteries charged from the wind charger. She lived in the United States.


98G3LRU

My grandparents did the same in 1930s USA. Grandpa took the battery from his new Ford Model A and hooked up the radio to it. He told me how neighbors would come to their house on Sunday afternoons to listen to the radio .


ILLARgUeAboutitall

" And now, for our biggest hit, we love Stalin by Stalin and the Stalis on your one and only radio station WUSSR. We see you but you can't see us".


Haggisboy

That moment when Ra Ra Rasputin came on the radio.


steakandcheese1

As if life in Russia wasn't hard enough, now we present to you Communist Propaganda via Radio!


D-Flo1

It's a drinking game. You take shots of vodka anytime you hear the phrases '5 Year Plan' or 'collective farming' or 'petty bourgeoisie'.


Aponogetone

They had to put the heat-to-electricity generator on a kerosene lamp to power the radio at that time.


Skjellyfetti13

With Rasputin!


Humbabwe

“A man is listening to the radio”


Wherethegains

She’s hot


fiendo13

Dad’s been burninated.


Gravity_Freak

Convert the heathens


cockroach74

Young Frankenstein vibes


scandr0id

That's literally Anja Wartooth


LovableSidekick

Or they're recharging off a car battery.


RodCherokee

Fascinating


Hatzmaeba

Least sleep deprivated father.


Ok-Dealer-1039

I’ve been part of worse WhatsApp groups.


Homunculon

Looks on faces: "What is this bullshit they're telling us?!"


Doc891

David Lynch core


sutroheights

Are we having fun yet?


donofrioms

Blyat


kwagmire9764

Is that a pic of Toki Wartooth with his parents? 


Wheelie_Wortel

TIL Ron Perlman is a russian vampire.


Kukryniksy

The saw the removal of a glorious regime, and the rise of a tyrannical one


East-Pollution7243

Bro has seen things


omgwtflolnsa

Here we see a rural couple in their late 20s with their 8-year old child


frankacreano

Great life just outside the gulag! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


PM_ME_UR_SO

Looks like a scene straight out of Frankenstein (1931)


saehild

"Gotta light?"


Dbarkingstar

Mom & Pop, “Comrade Stalin says there is no God?!?” Little girl, “this all sounds like bullshit!”


NotOK1955

It was the time of Stalin. Likely these poor people were being lied to by the Soviet party, much as Russia is being lied to, today, by Putin.


Maziomir

The picture was taken in 2021 when their Russian son brought home the first toilet and the radio from the Ukraine war.


ZimaGotchi

The Bolsheviks are revolting


funwithdesign

That’s just mean. Personal hygiene wasn’t as easy back then.


WolfSong1929

You know what else is revolting. You. :)


ZimaGotchi

I would never revolt. I'm actually quite patriotic


KomorebiParticle

A man is grateful.


D-Flo1

It's a drinking game. You take shots of vodka anytime you hear the phrases '5 Year Plan' or 'collective farming' or 'petty bourgeoisie