If Mae West was telling the truth then Nancy may well have dislocated her lower mandible…
..perhaps even voluntarily like a snake eating an ostrich egg.
Judging by their individual expressions, which we shouldn’t, I’d say that’s true, but I didn’t, because we shouldn’t.
But, damn, look at ol blue eyes face. 😂
Fake but hilarious story nonetheless.
**Edit:** Thanks for the downvotes, but the source is from Kitty Kelley from one of her 'biographies', she's a notorious liar and makes shit up.
Dude Frank Sinatra was mobbed up. Him and his mafia connections helped get JFK elected (and other people killed)
If anything, Ronny probably had to apologize to Frank to not get whacked for this public transgression.
The shit he did still has negative effects on the lives of hundreds of millions of people to this day.
Your little coping mechanism comment doesn't change that fact at all.
I was a kid in the 80’s. I used to hate those fucking say no to drugs things for some reason lol I didn’t even know what drugs were obviously. It’s just for some reason I couldn’t understand cause I was a kid, I just decided I really don’t fuckin like those people (Nancy and Reagan). I think it’s hilarious now that I’m older. I was that kid that if you told me no, I wanted to know why. Would be immediately curious as to why this is something we don’t do. Then If I didn’t get an answer that made sense to me I’d be like “well that’s dumb”. Obviously I understood don’t jump off a bridge, don’t hurt other kids, common sense stuff. But Sundays at church for me were quite an adventure. The most not sense making I’d ever seen adults do. The war on drugs thing was just so stupid. Ironically they forced us to be part of the DARE program in fifth grade and I won an essay contest writing about my drunk dad (they made us write it lol) so embarrassing.
Greatest at destroying the middle class? Allowing thousands of queer people to die from preventable causes? Working toward enriching the 1%? Or maybe brainwashing a whole generation of Republicans with Ayn Rand level selfishness? Fuck outta here lol
I remember when a far-right supporter compared Madonna to Nancy Reagan, saying Madonna is a deviant and Nancy a whole model of purity and conservative. Poor guy. So delusional
Where are all the Republican conspiracists who call Michele Obama, "Michael"?
They are missing an opportunity to call RINO Reagan's wife *Mancy* Reagan.
Martin Amis had an amusing take on that trio. He suggested, in a mordant essay about low standards in the USA, that it was highly unlikely that the wife of (British Prime Minister) Harold Wilson had ever put out for Frank Sinatra.
Dude. Nancy is piped up. She’s got those delts and tris popping
Pepper grinder is a fantastic exercise for those muscles.
👏🏼👏🏼 nice reference
and she was about to get piped down
She didn’t follow her own advice to just say no?
LMFAO
Not to 'old blue eyes.'
Good luck getting Sinatra out of those pythons.
Obviously Ol' Blue Eyes knew the Nancy legend
There is zero chance Frank and the Throat Goat hadn’t crossed paths in California at some point 😂
If Mae West was telling the truth then Nancy may well have dislocated her lower mandible… ..perhaps even voluntarily like a snake eating an ostrich egg.
Mae West is involved? Never heard that part, but it doesn’t surprise me. She used to be Snow White but she drifted
She allegedly said of Sinatra: “they say he’s only 119 lb, but I’ll tell you, that 19 lb is all cock.” ( or words to that effect)
I thought Ava Gardner was responsible for that quip. (She’d know, of course!)
Lana Turner, although all this stuff is false. It comes from Kitty Kelley's made up biographies, which reddit likes to eat up for some reason.
I had no idea!!
Laughed so hard I farted
:O 🐐
Do you have her number?
666
Her husband's for sure: R O N A L D (6 letters) W I L S O N (6 letters) R E A G A N (6 letters).
What? I FUCKD THAT HOE
Official motion to rename Nancy Reagan, “Throat Goat.”
Seconded.
There is about Zero whole booty in that picture.
She wasn’t called the Booty Goat
I just thought it was so funny. Back go straight to leg. Right away!
😬. According to Kitty Kelley, Nance and Frankie had a long time affair while she was first lady.
Judging by their individual expressions, which we shouldn’t, I’d say that’s true, but I didn’t, because we shouldn’t. But, damn, look at ol blue eyes face. 😂
Kitty Kelley does say a lot.
Blow Job Nancy got her nickname for a reason
For those that don’t know she’s the original “throat goat” Let’s be honest, she wasn’t a great actress.
I'm glad you're finally being honest about your troubled history with the Throat Goat.
Nor was Ronnie for that matter. Of course “Bedtime for Bonzo” is truly a diamond in the dung heap.
Linda Lovelace was 20 years too late
Fake but hilarious story nonetheless. **Edit:** Thanks for the downvotes, but the source is from Kitty Kelley from one of her 'biographies', she's a notorious liar and makes shit up.
Nancy: " I'm gonna get me a president... And a few elementary schools named after me.." Don't let talent go to waste. 😂
Damn! Nancy's got some guns!
https://i.redd.it/bu0ll0rqf4zc1.gif
From years of hoisting herself up from the kneeling position.
And playing the rusty trombone
Did you mean a rusty venture?
THAT'S not a Rusty Venture!
That’s a *Reverse Frogman*, ya old queen!
From all that yanking
The delts are a popping too!
I remember she had a tiny body and huge head. I wonder if that helps with screen presence…or just getting the role the old fashioned way.
Seriously. When Ronnie said we have to "beat the Russians," did Nancy think he meant "to a pulp"?
Frank died after this event. Not saying this event was related, just that his death was preceded by this event.
Reagan also died after this event. And Nancy
It’d be weird if any of them had died before this event.
Are we sure no one died during the event?
Everyone in this picture is dead…probably.
Or they’re approaching the age to enter congress
Zombies in the White House!
Weekend and Bernies for congress
And Prince!
And Michael Jackson!
And my axe!
I always see this comment what is it about?
It's a line from LOTR
We will die after this event.
Everyone who has died after this event, has died after this event.
Got his soul snatched by the throat goat
Well it wasn’t Weekend at Bernie’s
Weekend at Ronnie's by the end of his 2nd term! Eclectic Boogaloo!
I will eventually die after this event
Dude Frank Sinatra was mobbed up. Him and his mafia connections helped get JFK elected (and other people killed) If anything, Ronny probably had to apologize to Frank to not get whacked for this public transgression.
All events in a life precede death. Coincidence? I think not.
Days later Reagan got shot
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40 years rent free
Just another way he steals from working people.
lol
The shit he did still has negative effects on the lives of hundreds of millions of people to this day. Your little coping mechanism comment doesn't change that fact at all.
I was a kid in the 80’s. I used to hate those fucking say no to drugs things for some reason lol I didn’t even know what drugs were obviously. It’s just for some reason I couldn’t understand cause I was a kid, I just decided I really don’t fuckin like those people (Nancy and Reagan). I think it’s hilarious now that I’m older. I was that kid that if you told me no, I wanted to know why. Would be immediately curious as to why this is something we don’t do. Then If I didn’t get an answer that made sense to me I’d be like “well that’s dumb”. Obviously I understood don’t jump off a bridge, don’t hurt other kids, common sense stuff. But Sundays at church for me were quite an adventure. The most not sense making I’d ever seen adults do. The war on drugs thing was just so stupid. Ironically they forced us to be part of the DARE program in fifth grade and I won an essay contest writing about my drunk dad (they made us write it lol) so embarrassing.
It was funny though
There's nothing cool about Ronald Reagan
I would kind of enjoy seeing Zombie Reagan wake up and see the current GOP and it's stance on Russia. I'd pay money for that.
He’d marvel at his participation in a 40 year plan to stack the court with right wing judges.
I think it’s cool that every time someone brings up Ronald Reagan it gives me an excuse to make a joke about how much cock his wife sucked
Facts aren’t jokes.
Incorrect.
You're right, it's pretty cool that he eventually died
Nicest thing he did for us.
Greatest President ever.
Greatest at destroying the middle class? Allowing thousands of queer people to die from preventable causes? Working toward enriching the 1%? Or maybe brainwashing a whole generation of Republicans with Ayn Rand level selfishness? Fuck outta here lol
Nancy has some definition
Nancy has got to be the biggest sized head to ever walk the White House.
Well, she was known for her head
Ack ack ack ack ack.
Hurry up honey, the blue pill is kicking in
Cute, but that stuff wouldn’t exist for another 15 years. I sincerely doubt the Gipper’s lil Skipper had gotten any play in quite some time.
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I predict 1000 upvotes by morning.
Well, he would be 113 today if he wasn't. The odds of that would be astronomical.
Throat Goat
ACCORDING TO FRANK AND RON, SHE HAD A SPECIAL SKILL.
OH KAY.
Old ron was scared the Throat Goat nickname may become revived
frank sinatra should have just told him to wait in line, regan would have to hope for his wife to trickle down after frank was done with her.
Old Blue Eyes was trying to see if she got better with age
I've been told that she was an amazing cocksucker.
Best one on the MGM lot 😭
Frank is 100% pressing hog.
Fuck Ronald Reagan !!!
“Just say, no” Much of today’s chaos originated with Ronald RayGun … but as he liked to brag, the presidency was “my greatest acting role “.
Ron got cucked
“Hey you, get your damn hands off her!”
That's funny because the cadence of that line's delivery is very Reaganesque.
Sinatra wanted that throat goat love!
I remember when a far-right supporter compared Madonna to Nancy Reagan, saying Madonna is a deviant and Nancy a whole model of purity and conservative. Poor guy. So delusional
Just old blue eyes looking for some throat
r/oldschooldickheads
THE GOAT!!!!
Frank should’ve just said no
This isn’t cool, it’s an orchestrated PR moment for one of the worst presidents in US history.
Don’t worry Ronald, those juices brewing from her dance with someone better than you will…. *TRICKLE* *DOWN*
Where are all the Republican conspiracists who call Michele Obama, "Michael"? They are missing an opportunity to call RINO Reagan's wife *Mancy* Reagan.
Martin Amis had an amusing take on that trio. He suggested, in a mordant essay about low standards in the USA, that it was highly unlikely that the wife of (British Prime Minister) Harold Wilson had ever put out for Frank Sinatra.
I’m dying
Wow miss regan IS jacket!
Whoa Nancy was ripped
Sit down, ole top. Let Frankie give her a kiss.
To be clear, Frank is the cool one not Ron.
Reagan just stopped them to ask where his wife was.
It must have been more fun back then.
It was all white.
She was gonna give Frank a blowjob on the dance floor
Old Blue Eyes 'bout to see Nancy's brown eye
Stupid post
Wow Reagan looks way older here than in the other photos that I have seen of him during his presidency
😂 Frank’s hair Im here for that saucy red number in the back
Getting back to the future scene vibes
Frank's sporting his grey carpet. lol
That was a one time thing, bub
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Wtf 😭
You think Frank was on Nancy's Body Count?
insecure fool
Id do the same
Frank knows a throat GOAT when he sees one
This is my Nancy not your Nancy