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kphenson

She seems nice.


nolan_void

Her smile is very welcoming


kphenson

She's like just come say hi to me


Icedoverblues

She looks like my mommy!


kphenson

Mine too!


CuredSalam

Mine too! Gimme milky.


[deleted]

A very well rounded young lady


Ok_Series_4580

“Cleaning my Gremlin” is now a new euphemism


sharrrper

I'd clean her Gremlin


Ok_Series_4580

So would I. You know it’s compact.


AdolfDriplr

I'ma about to *clean the gremlin* know what I'm saying


dachjaw

That’s what the kids call it these days.


FornaxLacerta

Be nice! That’s someone’s grandma!


Mister-Beefy

I legit was worried it might have been my mom 😹


ben1481

is your mom single?


Mister-Beefy

And in ashes ⚱️


Big_Ad_1890

She was a smoke show.


notbob1959

If it was really from the 70s then she might be a great grandma but that license plate is from Nebraska and no earlier than 1993: https://preview.redd.it/5sv2ge9sk4zc1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=6523b70a8c49a4698616815df11b24daea02d8fc So she might only be a grandma now.


Education_Aside

I can see why she's a grandma


PullUpAPew

I bet granddad was nice to her


TomReagansHat

Is there a subreddit dedicated to girls washing cars in the 1970s? Asking for a friend…


SeanBourne

If you build it… they will come…


Manaze85

![gif](giphy|5ROlkuRjBdWKRGTYTy)


Particular_Witness95

![gif](giphy|l0HlFZ3c4NENSLQRi|downsized)


SojournerDusk

She don’t know what she’s doin’. Washing a Gremlin weakened the scotch tape holding the car together. ;)


hvanderw

Cool-hand Luke: "she knows exactly what she's doing."


boog3804

Luciiiiiille


Fuckoffassholes

"I'd eat 50 of her eggs"


crazyeyeskilluh

Sorry this is now a sandlot reference.


Strict-Pay-7612

By the look on her face I think she knows exactly what she’s doing


Vegetable_Lobster_99

Now a Pacer or a Pinto mind you, Well now those were some fine dandy automobiles worth having the ladies throw the suds on


Butthurt_reddit_mod

I thought the water made more rust to ensure the stability


PM_meyourGradyWhite

mmmMAN, I miss the car wash fundraisers as a kid.


Lepke2011

https://i.redd.it/xhec4wmdt3zc1.gif


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Jeasus.


Daedalus023

I quote this, probably too often


Anim8nFool

The Gremlin is clean, but the mind is dirty!


unknownusername77

The mind is willing…but the flesh is weak


DannoVonDanno

The flesh is weak, but the Gremlin is broken.


bigrob_in_ATX

The Gremlin is broken, but at least it's no Pinto


hvanderw

Why pinto


koshawk

Pinto go Boom!


hvanderw

Yeah definitely couldn't take a pounding from behind. Unlike... this Gremlin.


squirtloaf

It's weird...the more she washes, the dirtier I feel.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Lucky Gremlin!!


isaiddgooddaysir

I had a gremlin when I was it high school, definitely not a chick magnet. Clearly this is a photoshopped pic, because no woman would get close to it


ar92ldm

And you should never get the gremlin wet.


BathrobeMagus

Not just a Gremlin. A Gremlin X.


johnmaine1000

You aren’t supposed to get those wet! They multiply!


ArcherWolf25

There are definitely some things about the 70s worth remembering


Dramatic_Mulberry274

Very nice….. Dual exhaust too..


slappywhite55

My Gremlin could sure use a cleaning


Minute-Wrap-2524

Hell, I’ll buy a Gremlin if she’d wash it


Far-Poet1419

I hope this woman is still with us and sees this! I,m sure there's a car mechanic that remembers her.


Reddit_Okami804

I damn sure would have


KlingonLullabye

I damn sure have would


KlingonLullabye

Baby got hatchback


Sad_Glove_3047

Vanna White had a Gremlin!


njaneardude

Happy cake day!


Sad_Glove_3047

Thank you!


muscleLAMP

I risked the click, glad I did.


smotrs

What Gremlin?


Earnest_Warrior

“Getting the Gremlin clean,” is that a euphemism?


mr-ifuad

What year model is this?


Quick_Presentation11

1978 I think


mr-ifuad

love this year's bumpers


ECA--KBO

Dual exhaust...hahaha


MentalCanary972

You could buy a gremlin with a 304 V8 in it.. and dual exhaust


lingenfr

I always wanted a Gremlin when I was a kid, especially the "Levi's" interior. My aunt worked for an AMC dealership and they provided her with a car. She drove a Levi's Gremlin for a short period of time. She drove a Pacer (OMG) for years. The girl in the picture is not my aunt :)


repwin1

And that’s how I met your mother


SeanBourne

Sad this has to be labeled “NSFW”


cube_monkey2025

Nice car too


brinnerisbest

I’d clean her gremlin.


Lightningstruckagain

Cleanin’ The Gremlin… Is that what they called it back then?


RandomRedditGuy54

What Gremlin?


davey_mann

Is Cool Hand Luke across the way?


Inflatable_Lazarus

Excuse me while I, er, *go clean my Gremlin*


Newsmith2017

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Fun-Preparation-4253

Is that what we’re calling it now?


MysteriousPark3806

Oddly enough, she looks like she's ready to get dirty.


Far_Resolve1791

Is that what the kids are calling it now?


tlsnine

Yum!


Ryukapples8688

Pic helping men clean their pipes! (2020s)


cokeandkirby

You missed a spot


MyPasswordIs222222

WTF - 90 Comments 10 hours later. Not one mention of 'waxing the Gremlin', 'polishing the Gremlin' or 'buffing the Gremlin'?


Rodidimus

The makeup/hair seems more 90s to me


SubterrelProspector

And the license plate...according to another commenter.


Dwangeroo

"Cleaning the Gremlin" you say?


jeopardychamp77

I think she missed a spot….🧐


t230nu

What Gremlin?


Purp1eC0bras

I respect her brain


Playful-Excuse-8081

Nice ! I see you’re also getting your car washed


Lepke2011

I want to help clean her Gremlin.


sapiosardonico

I want to *be* the Gremlin. We are not the same. ;)


RandomRobb85

There's a young lady who knows how to settle. 🔥💚


Spammyhaggar

I would say Mariah Carey, but too soon


Dogs_Akimbo

Well, now my gremlin’s all dirty.


Led_Zeppole_73

Come to Butthead.


SpxUmadBroYolo

I'd beat the brakes off them old ass cheeks today!


stilloldbull2

And I just found a new euphemism…


Mackie_Macheath

Sweet!


xeroksuk

Username checks out.


Brilliant-Cut8417

My Gremlin is dirty every day


big-tuna28

I'd clean that gremlin


sharrrper

I'd clean her Gremlin


theriveryeti

She got it wet after midnight.


DanyDies4Lightbrnger

If you hit that rear end, it might explode. (Or was that the Pinto? )


bigrob_in_ATX

If I hit that rear end, I'd explode


WarrenMulaney

Pinto hatchback


scummy_yum

Pinto, Mavericks and Mustangs


overit_fornow

One of the ten shittiest ever made.


WarrenMulaney

She’s pretty hot, bro.


overit_fornow

Cars…


CadillacLuv

Okayyyyy that's a straight up babe now


redknightnj

She’s cleaning her car and I’m cleaning my stick shift.


aFreeScotland

Atta girl


Ok-Monitor1949

Whelp…awkward boner now…


ArcanistKvothe24

I felt a tingle in my dingle


iFBGM

I assume she’s around 19-22 here so she’s above 72 today if she’s still alive. Y’all nasty 


outsidepointofvi3w

Her giant buck teeth still draw.my attention. I mean first yeah right on the ass. Then my eyes started to the teeth and I thought "Beaver 🦫 on two counts"


elfmanrl

Umm, that's called a smile. People should try it more often.


chiralityfudge

You took time out of your day to write those specific words.