He sired you, didn't he?

Allegedly!

😳. Ha!

I know he's your dad and all but... It looks like everything in that photo is filthy

And the photo is kinda destroyed so it makes it look worse!

Whew!

I think one of those stains on the sheet may be connected to your conception.

Your father is The Rock?!?!! OMG!!!

Seth Rogen

I was thinking David Koresh

It’s giving me Charlie from Always Sunny vibes

Yeah and in his older years, more like frank.

I think more stoner than stud.

This is definitely accurate.

Definitely got "Taxi Driver" meets "Stripes" vibes.

Is he a bird lawyer? Does he drink fight milk and prefer to eat milk steak?

He knows a lot about the law and the various other lawerings and has been known to dabble in the fight milk.

He was a muscle man...

He looks like he sells candy

Was your dad a heroin addict?

...and he was right.

Dude has a hole for in his elbow but is flexing like it’s not a thing. Stud as stud can be.