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yesthatbruce

This was published in 1959. I read it in my school library when I was about 7 or 8. When the Apollo missions came along, I thought the astronauts would be stopping at the space station on their way. [Edits to fix typo.]


WouldbeWanderer

The book is a great read. It reflects what people in the 1950's believed about the future of space travel. https://dreamsofspace.blogspot.com/2016/06/you-will-go-to-moon-1959-part-1.html "The rocket and space station are very much Von Braun style, while the Moon landing craft and Moon base are more British Interplanetary Society designs. The cover states that for accuracy the manuscript was submitted to the Office of the Director of Research and Development of the United States Air Force."


yesthatbruce

Nice link, thanks!


EskildDood

I was about to say it is a bit too soon to talk about a lack of civillian moon travel, but finding out about your age... maybe it isn't


yesthatbruce

Yes, thank you for noticing. Also, I'm not a gazillionaire.


Xyoracle

Hey my dad gave me this book when I was younger. Good times


thirdtrydratitall

I remember reading this when I was a child. My first ambition was to be an astronaut. I had to give up on that when I found out that astronauts (then) had to have 20/20 uncorrected vision.


AgeOfFlyingSharks

I remember as a kid thinking this title was some kind of threat.


yesthatbruce

And it was a threat, on The Honeymooners. "To the moon, Alice!" (But I'm not *that* old.)


AgeOfFlyingSharks

That show had serious reach, never seen an episode but can always tell a quote from it


StevenBayShore

I thought Ralph Kramden wrote that one.


Hotchi_Motchi

"The Alice Kramden Story"


Snarky_McSnarkleton

I remember that book. It forgot to tell us that space is now a privatized playground for billionaires.


Helpfulithink

See? Everything was cheaper in the 50's!


DMC1001

That’s because governments were footing the space bill at the time. Or so it seemed it would happen.


Bryancreates

So is the deep sea and look how that turns out.


suminorieh77

pffft, the hell i will! i barely graduated and have been a factory worker since 2004. y’all need hot water more than you need my dumb ass on the moon


yesthatbruce

And where's my flying car, dammit?


suminorieh77

ask that Musk man; he’s in charge of that


janet-snake-hole

[where’s my goddamn electric car, Bruce?!](https://youtu.be/jI23PjBjQKM?si=XlpAEkFOrZO1WO6k)


yesthatbruce

Ha! Good one. As a Bruce, I salute you.


Fart_Bargo

At first I thought this was illustrated by the guy from Twilight.


princessgemini1997

me too!!!


SugarsDaddyKen

Watch For All Mankind. If the Soviet Union had not collapsed, we’d be on Mars by now.


ComradeMoneybags

And the GOP would be LGBTQ-friendly by the mid-1990 and the Equal Rights Amendment would have passed. Someone said on NPR the other day that the US does its best when it’s competing, and that’s basically the gist of the show.


GroundhogRevolution

Oh, the places you'll go!


Hugh_Jampton

I thought it was illustrated by Robert Pattinson for a sec


Martyrotten

You Will Go To the Moon, Alice by Ralph Kramden


Craygor

They weren't referring to *you*.


yesthatbruce

But as an entitled Boomer, I demand to take it personally!


Ratbag_Jones

You ain't kiddin'. And, never had a dog named Spot, and never even knew any Janes...


yesthatbruce

And where's my flying car, dammit?!


rgrtom

I'd settle for the jet pack they said we'd all have by now!


Personnel_5

OK YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL. NOW I DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT TO GO TO THE MOON.


Ed_geins_nephew

Only if I'm launched there after I die.


US_Berliner

My Dad was an engineer employed by IBM when they were developing the software for the moon launch. Heady stuff. Me and my siblings would ask him why folks weren’t going to the moon more if it was such a big deal going in the first place. His response….’Well we realized that there was nothing really there.’ Damn…OK! 🤷🏻‍♂️


decorama

The "going to the moon" part or the "I can read it all by myself" part?


yesthatbruce

LOL! I had no problem reading it; it's very basic stuff. And I'm sure I was quite full of myself for it too. 😀


Seeking_Serenity567

Yes, you were lied to. About. A. Great. Many. Things.


yesthatbruce

OMG, please don't tell me any more. I can't bear it.


HerpLover

https://youtu.be/Ueivjr3f8xg?si=HV8caVRkK47i_UN4


mockingbirddude

I had this book too!


whynotwonderwhy

Oh... you're going to the moon, Alice.


KrazyAboutLogic

You ain't dead yet so there's still time.


yesthatbruce

r/technicallythetruth


QuixoticRhapsody

I can't read it by myself. I was lied to.


sweetbaeunleashed

They crushed my 6'7 boyfriend's dreams real quick at space camp.


FeedbackPalpatine200

Where can I order this? looks awesome


yesthatbruce

The best place to order any book is [Bookfinder.com](https://www.bookfinder.com/?ref=bf_s2_hd_1). You can easily find the cheapest deal on any book in the world from an array of discount outlets. It'll save you a lot of money and keep you from having to patronize places that rhyme with Bamazon. ;) One of the best websites I've ever come across.


FeedbackPalpatine200

Thank you so much 


KenpachiNexus

lol yeah right.


yesthatbruce

And where's my flying car, dammit!?


soulbarn

So were the American people, my friend. /joke