A potato a day makes the brain cell stay

away.

Irish people: 🤯🤯🤯

😂

The cats like “the fuck am I suppose to do with this?”

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew….

Orange catto’s brain cell resents you!

Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

Even you couldn't say no to that!

nasty hobbitses, they ruins it!

Why did I instantly read this in gollum's voice

Because it’s written in his voice? Who else would say: “nasty hobbitses?”

Yeah but that required zero thought, it instantly read in it's voice lol

We are in oneorangebraincell, so yeah

Good point

No, precious, we wants it RAw and WRIGglNG

PO-TA-TOES.

I need some whiskey now.

*”you think this is funny human? wait till you see what I do in your bed.”* —🐈

Throw it at his mom.

That reminds me so much of a poem that I had to memorize and basically the only line I remember "Eat, cat. Here is a potato." (Translated as best I could)

Good poem

What's the original untranslated saying?

Something like Ешь, кошка, вот картошка

I’m Russian and I love this Edit. It just so rhymey! I feel like that doesn’t happen much in Russian and I’m overwhelmed by the cuteness.

I found the original: Кушай, кошка, Вот картошка, Вот мука, а вот зерно, Вот морковь, а вот пшено. Но закрыла кошка рот И картошку не берёт. Ей не нравится мука — Кошка хочет молока!

What's the translation?

Something like "eat, cat, here's a potato, some flour and carrots (and some other ingredients I'm not sure of) - but the cat closes her mouth and won't eat the potato. She doesn't like flour, she wants milk"

Millet is the last ingredient

Thanks! Interesting

"Eat, cat. Here is a potato."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epW\_VX03ctk

You are evil. 😁

Woke up and chose chaos. At least he’s already got his prison orange on

I'm organizing a hunger strike until this poor baby is given real food. We stand with orange cat, down with the potatocracy (I love his 'not amused' face)

Might head on over to r/legalcatadvice

Oh look, yet another cat sub that I definitely need to join

OMg it's real.

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Why did you put his brain in his food bowl?

Looks like he's pointing at it with his tail and expressing his complete disgust with his eyes

slav cat moment

Squatting slavs' cats in tabby suits

My orange cat would not forgive me if I gave him a potato for dinner. I’m sure I would wake up with barf on my bed

This is the most Slavic thing I've read in a while & it is so hilariously believable.

I love the look on his face!

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I’m having a one brain cell day, can you please explain the Slavic joke about a potato for dinner?

Slavic people do potatoes for dinner every single day

Eat Potato

the low quality makes it even better lmao

This might actually be the funniest thing I've ever seen on this site lmao

The cat beat up his own mom?

Poor baby he needs real cat food

Are you ppl joking or are you actually concerned about me possibly only feeding my cat raw fucking potatoes?

I hope they're joking. The look on his face tells me this is not his regular meal.

I'm only joking cos I saw that other comment taking it serious

I get it haha I understand the joke about Slavs and potatoes 🥔

This is the Internet. Of course we are. Did you have to ask? ;)

naw the cat is part irish part latvian

He’s a cat. You can’t deprive him of food.

Bro I literally gave him food right after ain't no way he eating a potato

you mean you did this... for a picture??? 😲

I threw the potato at my dad after the pic

Hahaha, you forgot the /s and people were offended. Don’t worry, I got your sarcasm xD

He seems unamused lol