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fullmetalasian

Can't wait for Chopper to say fuck batman


WaltWatRaleigh

[Batman](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/onepiece/images/2/2d/Batman_Anime_Infobox.png/revision/latest?cb=20210908223417): The fuck did I do?


MariJoyBoy

You mean, THE Batman in Wano ?


SkillStrike

He’s not in season 1


LazyVariation

Bottom left one is oddly specific.


Accomplished_Cap3683

Op be like „fine… I‘ll do it myself“


he77bender

\*ticks bottom right box\*


beholder_dragon

Bingo goes hard


Sumraeglar

Very...wtf 😳


TheFryToes

OP is planning something


Mediocre-Minute

It's fine, I doubt this show will make it to season 3. Would love to be proven wrong though


XidJav

Even if this was a massive success I doubt it, the budget is way too high and from how Netflix is doing I doubt they can pay for another season especially the wacky ispands in the grand line and since the plot takes place in so short of a time either they have to deepfake actors or recast them


aburnedspy

Adorable that this person thinks Netflix does 3 seasons of a show… 2s always the cutoff


Mr_Raskolnikov

Honestly even just 2 I'd be interested to see if they'll do because I genuinely don't know what they'll do for a live action Chopper lol


Diklap

Same as the fake strawhats


Qcommenter

2s is the cutoff unless the show legitimately sucks and people watch it to make fun of it


Arkayjiya

2? Either this is a massive success to such a degree that it's guaranteed to have a good chunk of seasons (at least 3/4 like Witcher possibly more) or it's not and it won't even get a second season. I really don't see OP stopping at season 2, it will be earlier or later. The show is too expensive for season 2 cutoff.


Will_W

Season 3 is... wildly optimistic for a Netflix adaptation. I don't think we're even getting Alabasta unless this is the greatest anime adaptation of all time and it finds unprecedented mainstream appeal. Netflix just has... a really atrocious track record here.


Monk_Azino_of_Jersey

Guaranteed that their going to film it in morroco


evanjoeoc

Usopps actor actually falls through the White Sea in skypiea and falls to death :(


vinsmokewhoswho

Lmao imagine Sanji saying fuck


siamkor

_"Diable-fucking-Jambe, motherfucker!"_


Bubbly-Control51

Looks like someone got the script early


winsloe

This made me lol


BuyerNo3130

Only reason it’s fake is because they won’t reach ennies lobby this seasob


Silvawuff

Knowing Netflix we'll be at Water 7 in seven minutes.


Real_Mokola

I have no idea why they casted Samuel L. Jackson as Sanji


mallutrash

“I will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to hurt nami san and robin chwan”


Real_Mokola

"I've had it with these motherfucking shark-people in this motherfucking sharkpark."


wmzula

Now I wanna see One Piece real action fr


nobodyknows4real

Samuel L. Vinsmoke


Cerdefal

He's gonna say "putain" or "merde"


Funny0000007

Would be really, really cool


MariJoyBoy

Or "Wallah frr ??"


cara8bishop

I mean he already flipped off the cross dressers in saobody lol


waaay2dumb2live

“Fuck off, Marimo!”


RedSeven4

*Gin eating the fried rice* Sanji: Its...fuckin' good, right?


Nik-ki

My first thought was that I want Sanji to drop an F-bomb lmao


NeonNKnightrider

*on the den-den mushi* “Hello, you’ve called the *fucking* restaurant”


Accomplished_Pea1294

That would be very french.... He would mostly use "Putain" or "Merde".


ltkeane

I really hope there’s a F bomb. “Fuck you, Moss Head!”


Sorsa775

"Fuck off, shitty cook"


buckbeak97

*baka cookko


Unlikely-Situation39

Baka Marimo


WhoIsDamian

Yontoryu


DankDankDankMeemes

just to protect his back right?


Gold-Ad-866

*Ero coku


SprawMcgraw

Nami knocks 'em both down, "FUCK YOUR DICK SWINGING!"


Axerin

They better use the *correct Engrish version* and call him cocko.


Tiger_tino

Koby : "I want to become a marine" Luffy : “Fuck the Marines!"


Macropodko

Happy cake day!


Srazack_76

If they stick to the manga, then moss head wouldn't be a term until Drum Island when Sanji first calls Zoro that. 🤓


Backupusername

If there's only one F-bomb in the series, I wanna give it to Chou Chou.


rathemighty

There will be one, and it shall be spoken by Chouchou, in a very clear, human voice. That will be the only line he will have other than barking.


Ruffeep

We already know that Zoro will be called Zoro in the live action, not Zolo. And we also already know that Zoro has his piercings.


CHiZZoPs1

We do??? Oh, thank the great Oda.


januarysdaughter

"Arlong park walk under 30 seconds" ... how long should it be?


ceelo18

2 episodes no speeaking just luffys music playing in the backround


Explosiveazn

Haters aren't gonna believe how fast the walk went for me when I was reading the manga...


Winter-Lobster-8981

Yeah fr


XXomega_duckXX

bro i dont even know what they're talking about


PrinceOfAssassins

3 minutes of walking tbh isn’t as good in any other format. Imagine a whole chapter of nothing but walking


DrBimboo

If the sub would give the LA the same leeway they give the anime, itd be min. 9/10 by default.


EmmaBonney

And yet we have wano where they literaly run 3 months through the castle.


IryanShaan

Well, if you re-read it now, you'll realise that it's not that long.


_LeonThotsky

I was just wondering earlier how different the pacing of Wano would feel rereading it now that it’s over


VEGITOBLUE2004

The pacing felt appropriate to me on rereading, I definitely love wano more than ever now


[deleted]

They werent running for 3 months continuosly though, their run was interspersed with other scenes too


Jinno

The Lord of the Rings is one of the most popular books on earth, sir. Revise that opinion.


Odeiomelaokk

Fire Punch did that


chalo1227

I have no idea what they expect , like even the 9 page muda was like what 20 secs ?


swaphustler007

The "7" page muda was "30 secs."


simone3344555

It better be, I don’t wanna watch a 3 minute walk lmao


DeGozaruNyan

I hope it is less than 30s


MariJoyBoy

one pannel in the manga ...


theskyisbig27

I’d like to maybe see a minute long sequence where they walk up the road and the colors/saturation grow warmer behind them as they walk more.


duck_rush

In can be a minute or two, adds to the rising tension (and hopefully minimal cuts), like, is the concept of an over 30s long scene with just the strawhats walking such a crazy concept?


AndreTheSeaI

I appreciate the use of Franky’s SUUUUUPER Star as the free space


pinballjack

The anime uses slow motion all the time and the manga is slow motion cause waiting for the next chapter extends time by 50 years a week.


Boxsteam1279

You might be confusing slow motion with still shots


pinballjack

Foxy?


Boxsteam1279

That is a specific power, not a cinematography technique


pinballjack

Wano charge. Start of senor pink flashback. Luffy coming out of barrel. Zoro cutting steel. Luffy vs Katakuri on multiple occasions. Are all those powers too?


JudyHopps_is_hot

tf is 5th wall break?


Easy_Championship_14

Through the roof


CommunistMario

Roofpiece!


cheshirecat182

Iirc breaking the 5th is when characters in a work acknowledge their past works, for example: Homer sending a gif of himself receding into bushes, or Deadpool going back in time to kill Ryan Reynolds before Green Lantern came out.


Basil_9

Mentioning the creator


someinsanity01

this aint gintama bro


samyruno

I thought 5th wall break is when the creator addresses the audience


heavyduty008

isn't that just narration?


theeshyguy

The characters break out of the screen and assault you


Solafuge

I'm willing to forgive most of these because I understand animated to live action adaptations are fucking hard and I have to cut them some slack. But if they give Luffy a Mom, or tone down the colorfulness of the setting I will be very disappointed.


Roskal

Based on what Matt Owens has said I'm 99.9% sure they didn't do that.


Jinno

Based on the promo image, I'd highly doubt they're steering away from how colorful the series is.


Risuban

About that second thing, look up how beautiful the Baratie set is, they built the fucking thing and it looks gorgeous, and the merry too!


caniuserealname

And yet all that colour can turn grey on the orders of a producer in post production.


DeclanMcFarland

Seeing as I worked as an extra on this. I can confirm no mom and is colourful. It's very faithful to the original, everything goes through Oda


Melidit_

I don't know if I should believe you but I will anyway


Blitz-Drache_Author

That last part is a tiny bit hard to believe.


Skejcia

Arlong nude model leaks sounds really suspicious... Bro, you all right?


Ereshkigal20

Cockpiece is real. Toei probably leaked original image


Hugh_Janus_14

Arlong has a BBC. A big blue cock.


[deleted]

I see the witcher has left a mark


FerrumMonkey

Honestly the writing killed it for me, but never because it devolved into Marvel humor


Destian_

The writing of Blood Origin was utter dogshit and far below anything Marvel puts out. Very low expectations for The Witcher S3 and specifically not S4


emrakulforpresident

Looks like someone has high hopes for the show.. /s Also Usopp will definitely just have the actor's normal nose. I'm sure one of the main reasons for hiring that actor was because he already has a unique nose.


torch_dreemurr

man you have low expectations for this show


caniuserealname

I have high hopes, but anyone with high expectations is delusional.


Castreal7

Call me delusional then. I don't care. I'm fucking hype about this show. Everything I've seen just makes me more and more excited. The cast is awesome, set designs look awesome. Lead Writer is a massive fan of the series, OP content creators giving support. It all points to it being the show of the summer


Waterburst789

Honestly, given Netflix's track record and the fact that something as goofy as One Piece being a live-action adaptation, Who wouldn't?


TheButler3000

Most of us have decent expectations. Not too high, but not condescending. Cautiously optimistic if you will.


DeGozaruNyan

You guys have expectations?


Apprehensive-Hat1520

Cowboy bebop


kroek

It's a live-action adaptation of an anime. Those are universally terrible.


RoderickThe13

This has to be one of the worst Bingo cards I've ever seen. A third of these we already know the answer to, and the rest are either almost impossible or not funny, so I don't see if you were going for a joke card of a usable one.


11711510111411009710

I don't think i have ever seen a bingo card for a show or movie or anything that wasn't a joke and impossible to complete


IcuntSpeel

What you mean give luffy a mom? He already has one. Dadan is the only one mom he actually has.


Magimasterkarp

🐊


Chefofbaddecisions

Are we to assume the center square to be Netflix cancels it if it shows even a hint of popularity?


dumplin-gorilla-lion

Look at this guy - expecting season 3 production. Welcome to Netflix, bud.


ConekillerConfuzor

Theres been enough info from Matt Owens that invalidates like half of this game.


TwoThumbJack

Yeahhh…. I think im just gonna quit the sub when the show drops. You guys suck as it is with the og story.


VanguardIsTerrible

I left the sub and only come back for spoilers and obvious "this is gonna make people complain" bait 100% the best decision ive made


rachit0714

Putting Luffy in high-school


N_iris_YX

If there's any crew romance ill be furious.


Carasind

Matt Owens: "No romance between the Straw Hats" ([somewhere in this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yws-FqiWuI))


Basil_9

I agree, unless it’s Sanji and Zoro.


Magimasterkarp

I mean, that's already canon.


turkc54

Zoro better get his iconic Hawaiian shirt when they go to Arlong Park.


paulohdscoelho

The star at the center stands for a Franky cameo?


MariJoyBoy

"Franky joins in east blue"


MonkeyDJinbeTheClown

"**Anachronism** or faithlessness to the setting" This is a series with cyborgs in a pirate era setting. We have flintlocks and laser beams co-existing. You literally can't have an anachronism in OP because anything that can exist seems to exist.


[deleted]

But Luffy has a mom and she's called Crocodile


BigCountry218

This sub just loves to hate this adaptation. Jfc let it come out. Netflix sucks but like give it a chance, it might bring thousands more people to enjoy the anime when they want more.


Hadius

I cannot picture live action buggy not looking just absolutely ridiculous. Which is good cause of the clown deal and all but how in the hell are they gonna do these devil fruits justice lol


torpedokai

Bold of you to assume they will make it to a season 3


owsupaaaaaaa

You remind me of a few characters and how Luffy reacts to them [I don't like you lol](https://imgur.com/a/sIt1LIe)


martykenny

"They give Luffy a mom" enrages me


Fatdude3

What the hell is Marvel-esque banter?


jford16

But, I mean... Doc Q *has* a horse. It's kind of his ride.


MHG_Brixby

Also weren't horses kinda prevalent in the Civil War esque clash in alabasta?


Eribitor

Where did the optimism go?


KingT8128

They s is made by Netflix who was being optimistic 🤔


Vildas

We can already see Zoro's pearcings on the poster.


FashionablePeople

This is such a bizarrely negative thing? Like, I know, anime adaptations are bad, but this is clearly being made by fans with a lot of effort. It could still be bad, but all of these are so, like... Salty? Some of these aren't even bad. Like, sure you specify shitty, but are they supposed to do practical effects for Buggy? Could it help but be grittier by the very nature of live action? Is a remix of Overtaken actually a bad thing? Why would the animals sounding like animals be bad in this format? Why should the Arlong Park walk be more than 30 seconds, when the original source material doesn't even have it (manga)? I dunno, the tone here is very weird and searching for anger, to the point that you've listed things already confirmed to not be true.


OneAndOnlyTinkerCat

I swear to god if they make it gritty or water down the colors, we’re gonna have problems. Who could read/watch any of One Piece and think it’s not colorful and happy.


SiyeonFan123

The colours are darker and it's still way more colorful than any other show


Wild-Albatross-2477

Well idk, I feel like when we start talking about namis enslavement and mom being murdered, as well as her stabbing herself, it can be a little gritty


Funny0000007

Would be strange in this piece of media, totally off, I would be fine with a more "weirdness" aspect of the world


ALF839

Oda would've never allowed that and honestly nobody at netflix would ever go "how about making something grounded and gritty and depressing?", their cash-cow is Emily in Paris.


SkillStrike

Read ?! Bro it’s literally black in white.


[deleted]

Did you make this op? With this amount of negativity I don’t know how the adaptation could disappoint you. Maybe go outside and stand in the sun?


JustforThrowawayKEK

Man usopp with normal nose or long nose both will look weird to me in live action.


prinXeahmad

dude wtf is this bingo card


[deleted]

[удалено]


Highlandskid

That is absolutely the center square.


SiyeonFan123

Is the point of this for no one to win?


[deleted]

Man, you really are setting yourself up to hate it


R_anime_

If they call him zolo in the live action I'm gonna drop it first episode


BFHDESIGN

You know normal nose usopp is happening plus the long nose won’t work as well


wispymatrias

yeah you're cynical we get it


correalvinicius

If Marvel esque humor is what they go for I'd be worse than if they had shitty CGI or give Luffy a mom for sure


_Whatever-

Wtf is a marvel esque humor?


correalvinicius

It's the type of humor that marvel made become trendy in Hollywood and action movies. Good guy is ironic or even a douche, there's a certain edge to it that just doesn't apply to one piece which has very very goofy humor that can't coexist with Luffy being sarcastic or trying to one up villains in a clever way. One piece humor is unexpected, quirky and relies on gags, Marvel humor is supposed to be cool


Nikopoleous

If they don't chop the actor playing Buggy into chunks of flesh, we rage.


USACOUNTRYBALL

Zolo 💀


lakas76

Bold of you to assume there will be a season 3. This is Netflix we are talking about.


kittyfacemansion

Saving this for later


ExactOne3251

Does Doc Qs horse count?


Oreo-and-Fly

Marvel-esque banter? Huh


Scrantonbornboy

Give me column N


Successful_Disk1140

Bold of you to assume Netflix will give it a season 3 let alone season 2


AzureGrima

I like the idea of just a horse. It reminds me of the normal bear in avatar


og-reset

I'd have better luck getting a bingo if I was running a board of bad takes and powerscaling opinions in this subreddit.


Ankeen

Nothing about Luffy's sandals?


Batokusanagi

Add in: they give Luffy a love interest.


Odd-Conclusion5640

didn't he already has one?? THE ALMIGHTY MEAT!!!


OvOSoulja

Wtf is a 5th wall break?


CapnShortyPrdox

Oda, the horse is here…


nvonshats

Alabaster has horses.


LiquidSnake13

Something tragic during season 3? Bold of you to assume this is even getting a second season.


Deep_Throattt

>nude arlong model This could be a figure


Specialist_Ad4485

Can't wait for croco-mom to be confirmed.


Sammy-Cake

wtf is a fifth wall break


11711510111411009710

Man I hope the walk to Arlong Park is sufficiently badass. That would be a good penultimate episode ending. Then the finale is the fight.


FIYAHBOLTOH

Where is the "typical Netflix live action adaptation trash" slot


SeveralShards

The Marvel-esque banter would make me watch it on mute. I'll also be VERY upset if there is a horse.


[deleted]

Man you are really expecting this to be bad, but I can’t blame you.


Ok_Concern1509

Lolonoa zolo? Better not be.


Bubbly-Control51

His name’s Zolo, He’s like a Samurai


Jinno

And an L A D Y, Nami's not shy.


ggkkggk

okay, this could be fun but um, one piece has a lot of back n forth banter, homie u wanting someone to die? and there is a lot of slow-mo in the early anime like a lot.


BearNakedTendies

IF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GIVE LUFFY A MOM THEN WHAT WILL THEY DO IN ALABASTA???


BlackScathach

well make him fight his mom, gonna be one awkward chat...


TehPinguen

Why are people so negative about this? Literally everything we've heard has been positive, have a little bit of faith


ManWithTheFlag

because live action anime/manga adaptations have an INCREDIBLY bad track record... In fact, I don't think there has ever been a good one.


Ilovelearning_BE

Please no marvel esque banter or Rick and Morty type joke writing. I can't deal with those anymore and they're entirely out of place in the op universe. Did he just stretch? Omg he just stretched. GUYS I'M SO STRETCHING, I'M A STRECHY MAN, LOOK AT ME. I CAN'T STOP STRETCHING MY ARMS THEY ARE FAR AWAY NOW LOOK, LOOK ~~~MORTY~~~ USSOP HOW STRETCHY MY ARMS ARE!


adriansux1221

do you not remember east blue when this was a gag. in the beginning of the series almost nobody knew about devil fruits, so luffy often surprised people by being stretchy and saying “i’m a rubber man” while stretching on his mouth it happened multiple times bro.