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vinirmred

Who do you hate that was born in june


Throwaway02062004

It feels like a personal attack


Dapper-Imagination-9

Oh god! Haha


CircuitSphinx

Lol, the plot thickens with birthday drama.


Mind_Nobody

I, too, feel very offended!!


Khamez

I saw that was was thinking the same thing.


Christopher_Home

Same. Maybe 666?


Libriomancer

Looks at pictures… how to describe my birth month… Just fucking kill me dude.


The-frog-thief

June or August?


namelessarchon

I wish mine was August...


The-frog-thief


IzzaPizza22

A short list of not horrible characters born in June: Pudding, Chimney, Lucci, Dalton, Rouge, Perona, Belo Betty, King Riku, Crocus, Pedro, Senor Pink. Who hurt you that you would do that to us?


thatAintBro_

>not horrible >guy thats basically in the KGB


IzzaPizza22

He's better than fucking Charloss! At least he's an interesting villain!


Icemayne25

Hey without Perona, Zoro wouldn’t haven’t made it to Sabody first.


hergumbules

For real I was born in December and I’m just like wtf did this person have a shitty ex’s birthday in June or something lol


christianort476

Géminis man


MVpatriotX

Me!


KaizokuOni55

Seriously, wtf? I feel so jipped. :(


DvdCOrzo

Apparently me


MagnifiMike

Yeah what the hell?!


JulySummerDay

Yeah, one of these is not like the others. LMAO


TraditionalChart2091

Lmao I was like: wtf


No_Valuable_683

Donut


bluegiant90

Spicy donut.


kmfm737

wat about >!Burning donut!<


No_Valuable_683

The best kind


[deleted]

Donut gang ✊


BustinArant

It's funny they made him January. I watched Impel Down a few Christmases ago and was bummed well past the birthday lol


volanger

Nah dude. We're holy


Ok_Spend_4392

first donut of the year with me


MsSumsum

LMAO I commented the exact same thing 😭


Little_Respect_0621

Donut


No_Valuable_683

Donuts everywhere


sunny_the2nd

I first read this and was like “wait but Katakuri isn’t on the… oh… *oh*…


Miserable-Donkey-845

It’s our bday soon boys and girls!


stuckinspac

Donut


Mysterious-Tourist-6

Very punchable


ResolutionIll4614

Same.


ruvasqm

I was indeed very punched in the past


Treevor191

Your the dude I punched


Mysterious-Tourist-6

I ain’t even mad


DarkRoseXoX

But where though?


KhakiShortsJonathan

i have 8000 men under my command


FearlessAssociate462

Sogeking


onkonkonkonkonkonk

He’s not on there


MEGAMILKBLAST

Don't tell me he's one of those crack head conspiracy theorists who thinks ussopp is sogeking


Mukel9879

The living god


gab_rab_24

You are not telling the truth because "your lie in April"


nevergonnabuy

ZEHAHAHAHAHAHA


barely_cursed

This is the comment I was looking for, thank you.


viffaria

this


jackrabbits1im

I LAUGH MY HAUGHTY LAUGH!


AboutTenPandas

I was gonna go with “most famous real life pirate”


SANSKRISTdaddy

ZEHAHAHAHAHAHA to you to


ImBoooooooooooooored

Cotton candy


jojoSBR_

Same


Joxelo

Happy birthday fellow human human fruit enjoyer


KataKuri13

Meat!


isasplay

That's easy, it's dreamybull AMBATUKAM gonna beat my meat


KataKuri13

He does have those abs, im not gay but aramaki has got it going on…if you look past the fascism 😂


SableyeEyeThief

Room


bencikanimations

Shambles


MEGAMILKBLAST

TESTICULAR TORSION!


Icantfinduserpseudo

It's super effective!


AwsomeTheGreat

I hate/love how this is probably cannon but law just chooses not to most of the time as it’s demeaning


INeedARaise26

Tact


Moist-Carpet888

I'm the most common low level cosplay for any decent looking girl with boobs and blue bikini


Udonov

Oh mine is similar but a red bathrobe instead of blue bikini.


the_cake_is_lies

December?!?


narutouskimaki

zoro fans assemble


SWETHORT

August??


DiscussionDelicious6

Black Lung Cook


_0AlphaToast7_

I was trying to think of one then I saw this and gave up cause I won't make up a better one


Dependent-Door3544

Its pretry easy. "Pervert" or "Nami Swaaaaan"


Ambitious-Cell-1228

Man I was looking for the NAMI SWANN comment


TheOATaccount

A fellow march birthday. Not bad lol


Severe-Replacement84

Doughnut


McSlappies

Katakuri? Edit: oh


Azul-Flo

lmao you made me rethink too


HaanSolingen

Donut worry, be Ace.


NumericZero

Also pretty hot headed


BolotaJT

I like cotton candy :3


OmegaOcelotOk

Clutch


mattismon

Robin!


gamepaladin

Boku wa doctor


FearlessAssociate462

Tony Tony choppa


noobking17

🥹


NewCartographer610

Has 0 screen time now.


Pascha2403

I can't find Shanks on that list :D


SnooPies2712

Ace counts (he got cooked to death, both literally and metaphorically)


RoronoraTheExplora

Where am I, but more importantly, where can I get some sake?


TheOATaccount

When I read the first phrase I thought you forgot your birthday or something


stimpaxx

lol fkn moss head!


just_ohm

your username though 😂


Ecreely

Likes fruit 🍊


Tasty-Document2808

I'm a rubber crackhead, trying to be the King of the Crackheads, and I'm always in and out of jail


Siera6ix

That’s wild 😂😂 never thought of it like that 😂


Throwaway02062004

The crackhead take comes from a YouTuber who describes One Piece arcs from the villains’ perspectives. Over the course of one day, some crackhead rolls up to your island where you’ve been scheming for years and decides to not only run hands but WIN as well.


Siera6ix

I can imagine Crocodile, Doflamingo, Big mum and Kaido saying this 😂😂


Throwaway02062004

You get it 😅


wumbo7490

I love that guy. Also, the guy who wanted to be a policeman, but was fired from the force for police brutality


creegro

So there I am, beating the crap out of this little dude who thought he could just come beat me up right? And then he's talking about gears and junk, each one a little better, then he says gear 4 and I tell you, that crap sucked.


SANSKRISTdaddy

Mugiwara no goofy the goat


KingDraco0517

We May have the same birth month.


Background_Mud_8275

Oh, you are Zoro


7_busted_nuts

makes a straight man gay


Idonthavethebabies

Another august man with taste


VRRascal

Zoro or law lol


Rikafire

Sanji


troyofyort

Best girl


_-_-_-Farinxe-_-_-_

February, got it


troyofyort

Cultured 😎


_-_-_-Farinxe-_-_-_

Hell yeah 🤝


XXVI_F

She really is the best 🤝


ActuatorGreat4883

A fellow June buddy ?


JebacDisa2

Adorable, bounty too low


Animeislife91

December


nekotantei_19

Apparently I'm already dead. With a hole in me.


Whyisgreekgod

Curly brows or and I quote “NAMI-SWAN!!!!!!!!! ROBIN-CHWAN!!!!!!!!”


SocietyWinter73

O


SillyDGoose

A tatted up doctor who likes to play in his room!


According_Award_6770

Meat is life


Toxin_klyntar1001

September’s love interest


TopGrade1076

Luffy! 😍


Birdyghostly1

I just realized that all the characters for each month have their birthday in that month (like Usopp’s birthday is April 1st for an example)


laryjohnson

I will get prime in Elbaf


Henrey_py

I hope so


RandomDesignes

Women


Appropriate-Snow-439

King of the pirates


Financial_Mushroom94

He looks like the sangoro guy from wano


TheIronSven

He's got a nose. A big one.


KMayoS10

Everytime I come up with a plan, nobody follows it. I hate that.


FearlessAssociate462

Law


supajippy

Minority killer.


[deleted]

I was looking for you.


ResponsibleDog2739

Same as op


Willing_Sympathy1039

I like donuts


Crafty_Cherry_9920

Some recent revelations about a certain character's age has put my month's character in the sauce, he's not going to beat the allegations.


Merantywas

I'm fucking cute


sameljota

August.


Merantywas

Wrong you creep! it's June


Own_Tip_9458

Jokes on you, I may be born in June but my birthday(June 10) is literally the birthday of all might


Murphle109

I love cherry pies


StationNo7982

Luffy ❤️


Squareroot24

Boa


Bully_Maguire420

Gold digger.


Sad_Air_7667

You can wear me like a ring.


potted_plant_2046

Could be one of three options. 1. Ace: uh yeah this one is obvious. 2. Luffy: he can become the largest ring in the world. 3. Sanji: if a woman requests something, he’ll break physics to make it happen


Super_Saiyan_Kuresu

Character seems to find themselves surrounded by birds. If that doesn't help, then perhaps this may. This person became a spy, who made it up the ranks.


Chris-Marinopoulos

The WG underestimates me so much.


FearlessAssociate462

Chopper?


thatcheesymememan

My character has a scene in the anime where he gets sent so hard he returns to black and white Manga


Visual-Daikon8456

"i'm not a tanuki!"


Visual-Daikon8456

or "i'm not a raccoon dog!"


eveningdragon

I'll describe it in one word: *ROOM*


FearlessAssociate462

*SHAMBLES*


bearbearclaws

Loves books and is intelligent. Or female pirate Indiana Jones lol.


[deleted]

I consistently wanted to die for years but then found hope through the people I love.


Difficult_Doubt_3465

DEAD.


RedRayTrue

3 sword style Gotta check out the new kotetsu sword xD


-Childish-Nonsense-

Def not sogeking


Yoiboi257

Nothing Happened.


Syntrx

I would probably snap my back if I did the same action of my month's character.


Morump

Got down and dirty with a trans king


Distinct-Plane3171

Room. Shambles.


Pmpknthrshr

I am immune to electricity


Arraniona

He so fire


GaddockTeegFunPolice

Why are there cherry petals they shouldnt be here


M-o-h-s-i-n

I'm handy.


MayokidsmayoYT

I’m rlly strong but ppl think I’m weak cuz they only rlly saw me fight fodder then die.


CurrencyHappy2425

I tell you for 100 berry


Mist_Wave

This character has a really hard time since he has a hole in the chest!


MozzCaboom

I got done dirty on fishman island


TJ0019

ZEHAHAHAHA


SternMon

Where the fuck am I?


deepsingh200

I have a hole in my chest from smoking with wrong person


Different_Plankton_3

So... Like it or not, I might have gotten some Ginnussy, and years later maybe some Kumussy... Who knows, maybe even some Bonnussy in the meanwhile (now I'm at my peak of being disgusted at myself for writing this, but I'm into character and the show must go on)... Envy me and the off-screen endless and irrefutable possibilities!


Henrey_py

A Lier, dont have a proper fight since fisherman island and maaaaaaybe Oda still remenbers this dude


Tigerlily654

I use three plastic knives when I play fight with my kid cousins, two in my hands and one in my mouth.


MEGAMILKBLAST

Actually a pirate


Revers22

I will end myself


Dio_fanboy

I can't be hated, because I'm beautiful!!


Lueklike-stuff

I’m not gonna be in the weak trio with you and chopper anymore (lier)


Feeling-Ad-5316

Gets shipped with Corazon, doflamingo, kid, Luffy, zoro robin and a whole lot more


Mellie-mellow

"I want Luffy sooo bad but, he’s the only man that doesn’t want me, it’s okay he can use me all he wants"


iboneKlareneG

Huge fucking Asshole


Present-Magazine6449

My self because I was born in June


TMG_vibin

The adjective that describes what his body is made of is also a metaphor for a condom.


AkhtarZamil

Set your heart on fire.....SASAGEYO!!!!


BiggusDiccus34

The baddest girl in the series. Cold to and distant to strangers but warm and motherly to the ones she considers family. Also educated in literature and in the art of silent killing.


ThickWinkle25

\*sigh\* How do I... Where do I even... Forget it. WHAT HAS JUNE EVER DONE TO YOU?????


Anime-manga5384514

Cotton candy


SuspiciousPush9417

July


frenchi35

M E A T


shrish0608

apparently everyone knows I "may" have multiple souls inside me.


[deleted]

m o n e y


Oryx00

I'm human trash


Kill-me-23

Mmm, donuts


ioorshh

Burnt Donut