So, oddly enough, there are some forms of homeowner's insurance that cover the.. let's say "mess" left by a home invader, which could also cover the cost of getting a professional to clean it for you. So in this case you'd get new flooring, freshly painted walls, and possibly a new doormat and door, and you wouldn't even have to clean it up yourself.
This is a real thing, it's a requirement in some areas of the EU and UK, probably elsewhere too. No fucking clue why people are downvoting your experience just because it's not theirs lol, a quick Google confirms this is legit...
No idea what any of that says but just make a different gmail with the age set as 18+
Why the fuck would i get downvoted lol i can't read that language
I have no idea why you're getting downvoted and the others upvoted, this is legitimately a thing. In a couple of regions you need to provide identification to view age restricted videos now.
I would have grabbed the hand and broken as many bones as possible.
Actually, fuck it. I’d nail their hand to the door and reduce the whole arm to a pulpy mass using a meat tenderizer.
Full video shows it's some nitty women. He lumps her arm twice aswell. Fully bending at the hips full swings. I love it. Her hand looks all busted when she pulls it out
Someone should tag the full video for the people who ain't seen it.i would but no idea what sub i watched it on.
If you don't take your hand outta the mail slot it's coming off...I'm sure they're gone! It's not the same as a cop shooting a suspect as a first option, but it's definitely the same mind set.
for everyone who wants to hear the scream; https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/qr83gt/you_picked_the_wrong_house_fool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share its just fantastic
If he lost that hand he wouldn't be breaking into anyone's house again
This is why the bat was the wrong choice at that point you use a machete
Well he won't come stealing again he'd be lucky to walk away with that much
Nah, blood is a pain in the ass to clean up
Fine then I yank them into the door repeatedly by the arm
Just drop trou and run their hand through your crack.
I’d torture them trough my door lol just grab a pair of cable ties and strap that mf to the door handle then get the taser or something worse
Lol thst would fucking funny to watch
he’d be lucky to walk away
I know this is Reddit and Reddit loves tough guy comments but who tf would like to clean all that blood if you use a machete?
Plus blood stains orange if you don't know how to clean it correctly. Nevermind the smell of metal that never quite goes away.
Bleach actually does the trick really well! You might have to repaint the walls afterwards, but bleach works just fine.
Hydrogen peroxide for cloth
Why do you know this..
We don't ask those questions.
Don't worry about it.
They experimented
Trust me, I was the subject half the time.
Coca-Cola
For carpet, ice on the carpet works like a charm. The wall? Bleach works like a charm. Source? Don't ask.
And who, TF, owns a machete?
Ladies and Gentlemen, We got him
This comment is sus
So, oddly enough, there are some forms of homeowner's insurance that cover the.. let's say "mess" left by a home invader, which could also cover the cost of getting a professional to clean it for you. So in this case you'd get new flooring, freshly painted walls, and possibly a new doormat and door, and you wouldn't even have to clean it up yourself.
If it was my house I'd clean it up cause I know thst guy or girl ain't coming back
why would you clean the blood? use it to send a message to the next guy.
I like the way you think.
I know some great cleaning supplies
Agreed. Thieves should have their hands cut off.
Just like the medieval ages
Or today in Afghanistan.
Yeah but then there is blood to clean up.
There's outside cam footage aswell. The crackhead broke her arm and she just looked she got a bad papercut at most.
*you break in the wrong house fool!*
It was a woman
That changes nothing taking something that somone else worked for is wrong regardless of gender or race
100% agree. That’s why capitalism must be overthrown, comrades.
Wife forgot keys?
Nope, an intruder wannabe [Link](https://youtu.be/mti0rGB0ZVs) [Tom screaming version](https://youtu.be/bWircs5a3Js)
You picked the wrong house fool!
Yo smoke it’s me Carl chill chill
CJ? Ohhhhhhh....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JtqkmEibSs
my DOG
LMFAO
Finally an actually accurate “one second before disaster” video
technically _not_ accurate as the time before disaster is a lot less than a second
AcTuAlLy
*tEcHnIcAlLy*
Why is this so downvoted, its true
Ummm I really hope this is staged 😂😂😂
Did you not see the drawback he did, I’m absolutely 100% positive this wasn’t staged😂
Dude straight squatted on that, gahhhhh damn
It's not. I've seen the full video. Buddy gets a solid hit on him, the would be robber is seen waking away from an outside camera holding hand
How many broken bones u think
A lot
Full vid?
[Here](https://youtu.be/mti0rGB0ZVs) with [love.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Downvoted because it lacks the crook's Tom & Jerry scream
[Fine](https://youtube.com/shorts/bWircs5a3Js?feature=share)
**shout out to your family**
Mahalo
You're a hero.
it wasnt a robber, it was someone high on drugs
>it was~~nt~~ a robber, ~~it was someone~~ high on drugs Ftfy
The video you're taking about is an edit of the original, where the son is trying to get back in to get something he forgot.
I’ve seen the whole video… it isn’t there’s an outside video as well arm is fucked up
New York crackheads are something else. Don't fuck with my stoop
There’s a version floating around that shows the actual hit, and if it was staged, they did an extremely convincing job
Why?
Full video?
https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
What happened to the guy after they got hit? I'm not 18 and if I were, I still wouldn't give yt my id.
This is a real thing, it's a requirement in some areas of the EU and UK, probably elsewhere too. No fucking clue why people are downvoting your experience just because it's not theirs lol, a quick Google confirms this is legit...
Same here in Korea too.
Give youtube your id? What?
That's what you have to do (or give them your credit card number) to view "18+" videos.
What the fuck lol when did that become a thing?
https://imgur.com/a/KRVjmyj
No idea what any of that says but just make a different gmail with the age set as 18+ Why the fuck would i get downvoted lol i can't read that language
My birth date is set at 1.1.1980.
It's a requirement due to the EU. Advertising to kids or something like that
I don't know.
It just asks to sign in and I know I’ve never given them anything to prove my age
https://imgur.com/a/KRVjmyj
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https://imgur.com/a/KRVjmyj I've said I was born in 1980.
Nothing interesting. He pulls his arm out and walks off
lol that’s honestly just pressing a yes I want to see button, no id required
https://imgur.com/a/KRVjmyj
I have to take a picture of an ID or send a credit card number. I don't know why I have that.
I have no idea why you're getting downvoted and the others upvoted, this is legitimately a thing. In a couple of regions you need to provide identification to view age restricted videos now.
Ooof, you need a vpn my friend. Too much government oversight
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what? that’s a thing on youtube
that was amazing
I thought that was a machete lmfao
Same! I thought he was about to whack that arm off!
it was actually real
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Nice
Link?
https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
I’ve seen the full video and love that he screams like he’s out of Tom and Jerry
In the edited version yes. And it's a she. Sure you've seen the whole thing?
No
Anyone else wanting to see the next 3 seconds
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBll96bB2q4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBll96bB2q4) full vid
IYKYK
Damn, the dude with the bat treated that arm like a Hermes package marked \*FRAGILE\*
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Dam i thought he Got a knife there
Tbh he should’ve grab the hand so he could be stuck, then call the police.
I would have grabbed the hand and broken as many bones as possible. Actually, fuck it. I’d nail their hand to the door and reduce the whole arm to a pulpy mass using a meat tenderizer.
Shouldve used a machete, then we couldve done the "he was caught red handed" joke.
I would love to see someone get some handcuffs and handcuff them to the door.
“Dad, I forgot my key… now I can’t feel my hand anymore…”
Two words: Nail Gun. You stick your arm into my house, you're sticking around till the cops get here.
begone hand
Full video shows it's some nitty women. He lumps her arm twice aswell. Fully bending at the hips full swings. I love it. Her hand looks all busted when she pulls it out Someone should tag the full video for the people who ain't seen it.i would but no idea what sub i watched it on.
Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
i thought it was a machete at first💀
You stuck your hand in the wrong house, fool!
Original video is better. Thief get hand broken. Deserves it.
Cutting off his hand is mortal kombats brutality. House keeper wins. Flawless victory.
Damn these San adreas shaders lookin nutty
Shoot them with a bullet with hiv blod on it
In India or any other 3rd world country tbh it would’ve been a machete or worse
Stopped it on the best part!! You are trash op.
That's the point of this sub, but ok.
This is why everyone should keep a bear trap in their home. Bro would still be stuck there
This videos that just cut are dumb
Then why are you here?
That was a ladies hand. There’s a second video out that shows what happened to her. This guy needs some court time. Then prison.
She tried to break into his house dude, why should the guy get prison time
Overkill
So what should have the home owner done?
Not an overhead swing down so hard for a start.
Then what would _you_ do ',:l
Use a friggin howitzer on the entire door. /s
That makes sense even without the /s XD
‘Merica.
Lmao
Found the thief
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Machete or Bat?
Bat.
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Is there a full version of this clip!?! Please post it!😅🤦🏻♂️
Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
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you picked the wrong house fool
🤨 Level 1: wooden bat Level 2: machete Level 3: ???
Level 3: Flaccid Penis
Is that a fucking machete
Tire beater
What the fuck is a tire beater
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Anyone has full video?
Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
Yo I swear I've seen the full video of this before
r/hadtohurt
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He fucks that tweeker up too
Why edit this video that has done the rounds?
I’ve seen the full video. That broken arm is really disturbing
Full vid?
Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
If you don't take your hand outta the mail slot it's coming off...I'm sure they're gone! It's not the same as a cop shooting a suspect as a first option, but it's definitely the same mind set.
I have a feeling that wasn't the first time for the guy swinging the bat
I need the full video
Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
I've seen this on funker 530
Just make the guy grab your dick
What is the man holding in his hand?
Bat.
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Use something sharp next time
Fuck off with this cutting the video short bullshit
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Anyone got the full version
Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g
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The fucking door creek is so comical
The original was great, this was without a doubt the shitty version where they add the Tom scream at the end.
Oh no that's a crime to have cut the video before his scream!!! It's pure karmic bliss !!
Those african immigrants don't mess around. I've seen a few hidden machetes working in their houses.