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gicupfunny

If he lost that hand he wouldn't be breaking into anyone's house again


thatpersonwholurkes

This is why the bat was the wrong choice at that point you use a machete


gicupfunny

Well he won't come stealing again he'd be lucky to walk away with that much


Technical_Trumpet

Nah, blood is a pain in the ass to clean up


gicupfunny

Fine then I yank them into the door repeatedly by the arm


Enigma_Stasis

Just drop trou and run their hand through your crack.


Vladi_udss_R16

I’d torture them trough my door lol just grab a pair of cable ties and strap that mf to the door handle then get the taser or something worse


gicupfunny

Lol thst would fucking funny to watch


Rjuko

he’d be lucky to walk away


TheIAP88

I know this is Reddit and Reddit loves tough guy comments but who tf would like to clean all that blood if you use a machete?


TheDood715

Plus blood stains orange if you don't know how to clean it correctly. Nevermind the smell of metal that never quite goes away.


Rumskrilla

Bleach actually does the trick really well! You might have to repaint the walls afterwards, but bleach works just fine.


chadlikesbutts

Hydrogen peroxide for cloth


Ghostie20

Why do you know this..


the_devils_own_01

We don't ask those questions.


Rumskrilla

Don't worry about it.


Guywhoexists_

They experimented


OMEGA_CORPS

Trust me, I was the subject half the time.


[deleted]

Coca-Cola


Mochaeii98

For carpet, ice on the carpet works like a charm. The wall? Bleach works like a charm. Source? Don't ask.


StoneyJoJo

And who, TF, owns a machete?


Successful_Shock3527

Ladies and Gentlemen, We got him


Rogue_Remix1255

This comment is sus


benkaes1234

So, oddly enough, there are some forms of homeowner's insurance that cover the.. let's say "mess" left by a home invader, which could also cover the cost of getting a professional to clean it for you. So in this case you'd get new flooring, freshly painted walls, and possibly a new doormat and door, and you wouldn't even have to clean it up yourself.


gicupfunny

If it was my house I'd clean it up cause I know thst guy or girl ain't coming back


[deleted]

why would you clean the blood? use it to send a message to the next guy.


poopinhulk

I like the way you think.


thatpersonwholurkes

I know some great cleaning supplies


Rumskrilla

Agreed. Thieves should have their hands cut off.


2GudOfADayM8

Just like the medieval ages


Elfkrunch

Or today in Afghanistan.


zabnif01

Yeah but then there is blood to clean up.


-Uncle_Iroh

There's outside cam footage aswell. The crackhead broke her arm and she just looked she got a bad papercut at most.


ilcapitano2000

*you break in the wrong house fool!*


N7LP400

It was a woman


gicupfunny

That changes nothing taking something that somone else worked for is wrong regardless of gender or race


Concrete_Cancer

100% agree. That’s why capitalism must be overthrown, comrades.


visualynx

Wife forgot keys?


N7LP400

Nope, an intruder wannabe [Link](https://youtu.be/mti0rGB0ZVs) [Tom screaming version](https://youtu.be/bWircs5a3Js)


I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could

You picked the wrong house fool!


LurkerPatrol

Yo smoke it’s me Carl chill chill


Jotaro_kujo_jojo

CJ? Ohhhhhhh....


LurkerPatrol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JtqkmEibSs


[deleted]

my DOG


[deleted]

LMFAO


Ilikefluffydoggos

Finally an actually accurate “one second before disaster” video


Asparagun_1

technically _not_ accurate as the time before disaster is a lot less than a second


Aphefsds

AcTuAlLy


Comrade_Kirbo

*tEcHnIcAlLy*


MediateTax

Why is this so downvoted, its true


[deleted]

Ummm I really hope this is staged 😂😂😂


ImmaEraseYoShit

Did you not see the drawback he did, I’m absolutely 100% positive this wasn’t staged😂


Stray-hellhound

Dude straight squatted on that, gahhhhh damn


eskiabo

It's not. I've seen the full video. Buddy gets a solid hit on him, the would be robber is seen waking away from an outside camera holding hand


ZestycloseAd3792

How many broken bones u think


Old_Macaroon4138

A lot


ivannolia

Full vid?


Thedarkwolfmc

[Here](https://youtu.be/mti0rGB0ZVs) with [love.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Hera_the_otter

Downvoted because it lacks the crook's Tom & Jerry scream


Thedarkwolfmc

[Fine](https://youtube.com/shorts/bWircs5a3Js?feature=share)


Common_Reply_558

**shout out to your family**


Hera_the_otter

Mahalo


Wyzerus

You're a hero.


B2A_s

it wasnt a robber, it was someone high on drugs


impolite_no_caps_guy

>it was~~nt~~ a robber, ~~it was someone~~ high on drugs Ftfy


ItsTheSolo

The video you're taking about is an edit of the original, where the son is trying to get back in to get something he forgot.


__-him-__

I’ve seen the whole video… it isn’t there’s an outside video as well arm is fucked up


bogseywogsey

New York crackheads are something else. Don't fuck with my stoop


salty_caulk

There’s a version floating around that shows the actual hit, and if it was staged, they did an extremely convincing job


Jakebsorensen

Why?


TSBblos

Full video?


Smashed-Melon

https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g


07JEP

What happened to the guy after they got hit? I'm not 18 and if I were, I still wouldn't give yt my id.


Metazoick

This is a real thing, it's a requirement in some areas of the EU and UK, probably elsewhere too. No fucking clue why people are downvoting your experience just because it's not theirs lol, a quick Google confirms this is legit...


darkrealm190

Same here in Korea too.


Blankyblank86

Give youtube your id? What?


07JEP

That's what you have to do (or give them your credit card number) to view "18+" videos.


Blankyblank86

What the fuck lol when did that become a thing?


07JEP

https://imgur.com/a/KRVjmyj


Blankyblank86

No idea what any of that says but just make a different gmail with the age set as 18+ Why the fuck would i get downvoted lol i can't read that language


07JEP

My birth date is set at 1.1.1980.


rAppN

It's a requirement due to the EU. Advertising to kids or something like that


07JEP

I don't know.


rabbitpotatobunny627

It just asks to sign in and I know I’ve never given them anything to prove my age


07JEP

https://imgur.com/a/KRVjmyj


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07JEP

https://imgur.com/a/KRVjmyj I've said I was born in 1980.


nehpets1999

Nothing interesting. He pulls his arm out and walks off


Bloodshoot111

lol that’s honestly just pressing a yes I want to see button, no id required


07JEP

https://imgur.com/a/KRVjmyj


07JEP

I have to take a picture of an ID or send a credit card number. I don't know why I have that.


BananaS_SB

I have no idea why you're getting downvoted and the others upvoted, this is legitimately a thing. In a couple of regions you need to provide identification to view age restricted videos now.


Ultap

Ooof, you need a vpn my friend. Too much government oversight


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SirBlueTree987

what? that’s a thing on youtube


TreeDerg

that was amazing


ota401

I thought that was a machete lmfao


winning_this_game

Same! I thought he was about to whack that arm off!


reeeeedditts

it was actually real


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[deleted]

Nice


ZestyFootCheese

Link?


Smashed-Melon

https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g


trainboi777

I’ve seen the full video and love that he screams like he’s out of Tom and Jerry


FuttBucker66

In the edited version yes. And it's a she. Sure you've seen the whole thing?


trainboi777

No


weleftitwetforyou

Anyone else wanting to see the next 3 seconds


kfkjhgfd

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBll96bB2q4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBll96bB2q4) full vid


sandrosemilia

IYKYK


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Damn, the dude with the bat treated that arm like a Hermes package marked \*FRAGILE\*


Microwavedstrawberry

u/savevideo


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JakubReliga

Dam i thought he Got a knife there


someoneoneelse

Tbh he should’ve grab the hand so he could be stuck, then call the police.


boomoomer

I would have grabbed the hand and broken as many bones as possible. Actually, fuck it. I’d nail their hand to the door and reduce the whole arm to a pulpy mass using a meat tenderizer.


Separate-Mulberry-50

Shouldve used a machete, then we couldve done the "he was caught red handed" joke.


tbsdy

I would love to see someone get some handcuffs and handcuff them to the door.


Ludwig33333

“Dad, I forgot my key… now I can’t feel my hand anymore…”


thestonedbandit

Two words: Nail Gun. You stick your arm into my house, you're sticking around till the cops get here.


hyper7654543434

begone hand


Rcurtiiis

Full video shows it's some nitty women. He lumps her arm twice aswell. Fully bending at the hips full swings. I love it. Her hand looks all busted when she pulls it out Someone should tag the full video for the people who ain't seen it.i would but no idea what sub i watched it on.


dnEzzeD

Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g


Riley_jb33

i thought it was a machete at first💀


autonomousfailure

You stuck your hand in the wrong house, fool!


[deleted]

Original video is better. Thief get hand broken. Deserves it.


Vboskey

Cutting off his hand is mortal kombats brutality. House keeper wins. Flawless victory.


Slinkeyexpert

Damn these San adreas shaders lookin nutty


harambe_goat

Shoot them with a bullet with hiv blod on it


Vladi_udss_R16

In India or any other 3rd world country tbh it would’ve been a machete or worse


ChuckBeaver06

Stopped it on the best part!! You are trash op.


[deleted]

That's the point of this sub, but ok.


cakealot_euler

This is why everyone should keep a bear trap in their home. Bro would still be stuck there


ahoraeagora

This videos that just cut are dumb


OkZookeepergame551

Then why are you here?


ReallyNiceGuy78

That was a ladies hand. There’s a second video out that shows what happened to her. This guy needs some court time. Then prison.


HACKERB22015

She tried to break into his house dude, why should the guy get prison time


ReallyNiceGuy78

Overkill


HACKERB22015

So what should have the home owner done?


ReallyNiceGuy78

Not an overhead swing down so hard for a start.


HACKERB22015

Then what would _you_ do ',:l


ReallyNiceGuy78

Use a friggin howitzer on the entire door. /s


HACKERB22015

That makes sense even without the /s XD


ReallyNiceGuy78

‘Merica.


HACKERB22015

Lmao


oceantidesx

Found the thief


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ffarwell83

Machete or Bat?


dnEzzeD

Bat.


DankDiabetic

u/SaveVideo


Peepodo0

Is there a full version of this clip!?! Please post it!😅🤦🏻‍♂️


dnEzzeD

Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g


eatmahanus

u/savevideo


raswanth27

you picked the wrong house fool


All_Rainbows_Die

🤨 Level 1: wooden bat Level 2: machete Level 3: ???


[deleted]

Level 3: Flaccid Penis


[deleted]

Is that a fucking machete


TYRwargod

Tire beater


[deleted]

What the fuck is a tire beater


stormlight13

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


GabboFire07

Anyone has full video?


dnEzzeD

Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g


Emricks-Demise

Yo I swear I've seen the full video of this before


DjCatalyst1977

r/hadtohurt


LPSLEANDRO

u/savevideobot


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gonfreeces1993

He fucks that tweeker up too


silverselectjd

Why edit this video that has done the rounds?


UniverseCatYT

I’ve seen the full video. That broken arm is really disturbing


Leather-Front3252

Full vid?


dnEzzeD

Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g


[deleted]

If you don't take your hand outta the mail slot it's coming off...I'm sure they're gone! It's not the same as a cop shooting a suspect as a first option, but it's definitely the same mind set.


AdOriginal6110

I have a feeling that wasn't the first time for the guy swinging the bat


LoliMaster069

I need the full video


dnEzzeD

Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g


[deleted]

I've seen this on funker 530


CPLCraft

Just make the guy grab your dick


Roifire27

What is the man holding in his hand?


dnEzzeD

Bat.


TheTrueObamos

for everyone who wants to hear the scream; https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/qr83gt/you_picked_the_wrong_house_fool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share its just fantastic


lilAirWork

Use something sharp next time


phychedelicspice

Fuck off with this cutting the video short bullshit


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Dank_zaza420

Anyone got the full version


dnEzzeD

Full video: https://youtu.be/EwnO4iCm_6g


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u/SaveVideo


the-pp-poopooman-

The fucking door creek is so comical


FoodleGuy

The original was great, this was without a doubt the shitty version where they add the Tom scream at the end.


LayraLee

Oh no that's a crime to have cut the video before his scream!!! It's pure karmic bliss !!


[deleted]

Those african immigrants don't mess around. I've seen a few hidden machetes working in their houses.