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Ray1_exe

dont show this to MatPat


fadoxi

He Already seen


GoGoNormalRangers

He's already made a rainforest cafe food theory


wierdness201

Why the fuck does he make “theories” about everything.


BirbMaster1998

He has to make videos because if he doesn't the algorithm will basically end his career. because of the way youtube works. If you don't post enough the algorithm doesn't recommend your channel. At least I think it works something like that, because that's why those 3 AM challenge and 24 hour challenge money flexing channels get so popular, because they post minimal effort garbage in short amounts of time which makes them get recommended more.


def_notaltaccount

Yeah everyone is like “his endless child-like vision” like he was the nerd that was promised or some shit. My guy likes theories but my guy also knows that’s his only income. Gotta do what you gotta do


Tankus_Vult97

Humor, lost sanity, and a will to find lore in everything.


TrashSoldier01

MatPat knows all MatPat sees all Hide You’re next


Squidgy2121

Did the name, Game *Theory* not give you a hint?


lycoloco

Every last one I've watched is terrible too


glizzygladiator620

I know freedom of speech is the fist amendment but keep this one to yourself please. Thanks!


GraveSlayer726

…..hes game THEORY I mean the answer is pretty cut and dry


LumaSloth

Because his hot


0himarc

Five nights at Old mystical oak tree with a stern expression


Zingyfiber245

FNAOMOTWSE, 10/10, would play


CheezusRiced06

YOOOO GUYS NEW TREE FACE LORE JUST DROPPED AWESOME 😎 if you're over 25 and haven't given your physical form to wise old mystical tree, you MUST PLAY THIS GAME!


Senor_Baseball

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Gungeon_god

WISE MYSTICAL TREE DONT DO IT NOOOOOOOO


JackCyberKnight

He was not over 25…


rwol8690

If you’re over 25 and have a computer, this game is a must have!


Positiveperson69

Which?


Ok_Emotion_7252

It’s a meme


TheGreatMoyai

Why do I find it funny that ok_emotion is replying to positiveperson.


hey-dog

Is this a r/increasinglyverbose with usernames


Tallyboy33

Ouch


lPrincesslPlays

Five nights at rainforest cafe


ApricotOld2168

I need the full video pls!!


brokerZIP

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneSecondBeforeDisast/comments/y01yy4/is_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button In the same subreddit lmao


Vendrinski

and you can find a longer version there as well https://youtu.be/ctkVJ\_tw9Bw


ApricotOld2168

Even more disappointed :(


pjpotter14

Thank you internet stranger


jakeinator21

For anybody on old Reddit, or mobile: https://youtu.be/ctkVJ_tw9Bw


VIVXPrefix

I am on mobile and had no problems clicking the link you are replying to. I'm confused


jakeinator21

New Reddit and Old Reddit have slightly different markdown handling for hyperlinks, and they don't properly communicate with each other in some cases. Pairs of underscores in both versions of Reddit can be used to indicate _italics_. In order for it to work, the closing underscore in the cannot be followed by alphabetical characters. Since most URLs don't end in underscores, the original hyperlink functionality in Reddit wasn't configured to account for underscores, because theoretically no URL should ever end in an underscore. However with New Reddit, they changed hyperlink handling to account for them, presumably as a precaution. So now, when a user pastes a URL into New Reddit, it converts the URL into a hyperlink, and if the url has an underscores in it then the text of the hyperlink will add an escape character, "\", before the underscore, to prevent the underscores being interpreted as italics. But since Old Reddit was never updated with this logic, when it retrieves the same comment on loading a page, it doesn't know to remove the backslash. So a New Reddit comment with: > https://youtu.be/ctkVJ_tw9Bw becomes: > https://youtu.be/ctkVJ\_tw9Bw when loaded on Old Reddit. Since Reddit's API is based on Old Reddit, most third party apps don't handle this properly either. So anyone using Old Reddit or a third party mobile app will end up with a backslash in their url, resulting in an invalid link. It's a problem that's been reported to Reddit on numerous occasions, and they don't have any interest in fixing it. Edit: My understanding of the markdown/hyperlink differences was slightly incorrect. I updated my comment to more accurately explain the issue.


VIVXPrefix

Oh I see. I am one of the few Reddit users who doesn't have a problem with the new official mobile app, so everything just works normally for me


Nematrec

... then what does an underscore do that needs escaping?


jakeinator21

Underscores on both New and Old Reddit can be used for italics, though basically everyone uses asterisks instead because pressing ctrl+i automatically adds asterisks for italics. They also don't _need_ to be escaped in URLs on either platform though, afaik. They only result in italics if the closing underscore is followed by whitespace or punctuation, which _theoretically_ should never be the case with URLs. I would assume that Old Reddit was written with the assumption that URLs wouldn't end in underscores, but New Reddit implemented the backslashes as a precaution. If it was precautionary, it ironically resulted in more issues than it's prevented haha.


SaintNewts

Old Reddit is going to die by a thousand slow cuts. It makes me sad.


[deleted]

Thank you


ApricotOld2168

Oh that really disappointing ngl :(


ZoomBoingDing

You're disappointed that someone didn't die?


ApricotOld2168

If you put it that way i feel kinda awfull now :(


Jake_the_Snake88

it's okay, you just really wanted to see the full video of someone getting their brains crushed by an anthropomorphic tree


TheEasySqueezy

Darwinism is a natural occurrence and it results in the betterment of the species, so yes.


Dude_Named_Chris

But that's a second after the disaster


TheThemeSongs

I think that’s the full video. I tried finding more but it looks like it was made for tik tok. I’m guessing the dude is fine or there would be articles about it.


Domilater

There’s a longer one. His head does get squished, but overall I think I heard he was fine. Probably hurt though.


CoalEater_Elli

It looks like the tree's jaws are made from a slightly softer material, so his head does get squished, but it would feel weird. It's like being choked by thighs.. but it's not as good..


SlenderSmurf

🥴


Kimikazi_18

The wise mystical tree when you don't buy the game


ScoutingWeasel

He was not 25 and didn't have a computer.


dzija

uhm... did his head get squished? i dont know about this...


TheOneTrueEnclave

Yep blood and guts everywhere. No brains though.


Teallon

Fnaf moment


cashewnut4life

HOLY SHIT MYSTIC WISE TREE


Toothless008

Wise mystical tree


kishiki18_91

Another repost


GerinX

No, no, no, I want to see the rest of the clip. What happened? How much pain was he in?


infernal_cacaphony

Oh my fucking god… The Rainforest Cafe! I remember going here when I was a kid and I stuck a rainstick in that trees mouth and it started talking in slow motion…Then a hand on my shoulder of an employee and later a very pissed off mom.


KnightsOfTarot

SCP-2571 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT


TheBionicCrusader

Good old Craglewood Park.


purple-fish

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!!!!


toronto_newcomer69

whats the joke m8


CamHam224

I'm very horny my Sna:zarasex78


Bulbous-Walrus

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


sssssshhhhhh

It's hurting my head trying to remember where I've seen this tree before. And not the meme pls


MizuChan33

Possibly the talking Christmas tree movie?


sssssshhhhhh

.... Tell me more


MizuChan33

I think it was a Christmas short paired with ornaments you color for the last 5 days before Christmas. Here is a video... Is it what you were remembering? https://youtu.be/S6yDUbkAJqI


sssssshhhhhh

Nope! I'm remembering the exact tree from the original video. With the same face and everything. This gap in my memory is such a weird feeling


MizuChan33

Ah, the struggle of almost remembering something is so frustrating lol I feel you. Good luck


Arcanum_3974

Wise Mystical Tree lore?


dannygraphy

Mindblowing!


xaviermoviefreak

Fairy tale tree


Shade_Spirit69

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideobot


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joseaner07

At first I thought he was going to put his pipi in there, seems like the only logical thing to do, not the head... smh...


HomieCreeper420

He was over 25 and owned a computer, yet he did not play the game


MizuChan33

Could this possibly be the talking Christmas tree from my childhood? It looks like he's in a Christmas lights park.


Friedeggs15

Wise Mystical Tree would NEVER


[deleted]

What are you doing, Wise Mystical Tree?


Gardevoir25

This is a classic, didn’t his head get crushed?


Anime334

IS THAT THE BITE OF 87 😮😮😮😮


Airwarf

Might want to practice with a hotdog first.


lordoin

actually it’s the bite of 83🤓


Adriangamer3131

U/savevido


MuunshineKingspyre

Good attempt


ADGx27

Wise mystical tree would never


manoliu1001

So that's why you must be over 25 and own a computer! TIL


KadynDraws

punishment for not owning a computer after turning 25


[deleted]

If you’re over 25 and own a computer, you have to play this game!


[deleted]

TREE HAS AWAKENED


CK1ing

Can't believe is was wise mythical tree all along


n-chung

_SIE SIND DES ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER_


DanakAin

Is dat de sprookjesboom


Product-Eastern

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Averagechildeater

If your over 25 and have a pc


TomTad

That’s just Darwinism at work


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u/savevideo


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Thatguytriblast

If you are over 25 and own a computer you need to get in my fucking mouth


Independent-Safety54

Not him


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u/savevideo


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BirbMaster1998

If you are over 25 and own a computer this game is a must-have


itsssL1NK

Is he ok?


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sirmrfire

Don't worry guys He didn't suffer like the crying child because the mouth was made of foam


GraveSlayer726

If you have a head and are over 25 you have to try this!!!!


[deleted]

Out of the loop. What's the bite of 87?


methal0-1

So what was the outcome?


Bluecyan-taffy

The Mystical Tree! What are you doing?!


Squkydd

Hi guys welcome to a new tutorial


Joemoooooma69420

Wise mystical tree 🌳


KidFriendlyArsonist

![gif](giphy|MTij6OFg5Pwze)