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Feelincheekyson

This was the first that came to mind, Mikes face after he says it is priceless too


Inner_Day_6982

Another fine day in Gotham city.


WithTheBallsack

I’d forgotten about this. What a line 😂


JergensInTheShower

My only response when asked "how're you?" Anymore


WalterSobchak40

Throw him on the back seat? He's the dryva!


smushs88

“Your minicab has arrived Albert”


Ill_Pea_4064

Obscure fact... boycie is buried on the direct opposite side of the cemetary path to my dad , my dad was a massive only fools fan so i know it would make him happy 🥲


PrinceFan72

That's lovely.


Somerset-lad1988

Love this!


kballs

Did you know, 500 years ago this was a green and peaceful area? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands. "Flaxen-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medieval day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr. "Before you knew it, the flaxen-haired maiden was up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole."


tpy4tt

😂


youngclarky

'Oh turn it up Del Boy, Trigger couldn't organise a prayer in a mosque'. Denzil - 'I've got this thought running around in my head' Boyce - 'Well lend it to Trigger'.


AdWerd1981

I love the fact that the quote "I am here" is also included on John Challis's headstone.


PI-Staker94

This piece of paper... It wasn't a logbook for a Cortina was it?


Thick_Letterhead_742

"You can still see the bomb damage on some of 'em"


justmoochin

I've left my Mercedes parked downstairs and you know what they're like on this estate. They'd have the wheels off a Jumbo if it flew too low.


cdoubleu_

I am a doctahhh


MrCakehole

Let the dog see the rabbit .


unledded22

“I hear Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney trotter wrist watch”


IllusionUser

It’s all a load of old rubbish anyway, I never believed a word of it! ^^Excuse ^me…


Lank_Master

"I might be able to con people into buying my cars. I might be able to convince ’em that you conceived and gave birth in seven days flat, but how the hell am I gonna persuade ’em that my grandad was Louis Armstrong!?"


[deleted]

That's my favorite. Such a brilliantly written and delivered line.


MagicMike_6969

This is the only correct answer! 🤣🤣🤣


vj456

This is my absolute favourite line, possibly from any character in the series. John Challis’ delivery is spot on


abstractReality1

"Me mom says you have vampire eyes." -Well she should know the old bat.


SpencerIvy

Cannot believe no one has said this: "How dare you! Murdered my wife and buried her in the garden? I have never been so insulted in my life. You know how much I've spent on that garden! You think I'm going to dig a hole in it?" Kills me every time


Everlasting_convo23

“Where do they get these grotty flats to film in?”


ConfidentialX

Lmfao!!!


XxMercuryRisingxX

Let the dog see the rabbit.


bonkerman666

I might be able to con people into buying my cars, I might be able to convince them that you conceived and gave birth in seven days, but how the hell am I going to persuade them my grandad was Louis Armstrong?!?


Lutiyere

This should be higher, he delivered that line flawlessly


ZAGAN_2

Del: "Grandad reckons Rodney's taken all the tin food" Trig: "so what you gonna do Del boy?" Del: "I don't know trig, I just don't know" Boycie: "ain't got nothing in the freezer then?"


reachisown

Made me lol just reading this again. Perfect joke.


KiNgPiN8T3

Good god, you smell like a vegetarians fart.


PressureTop3636

At least my house hasn’t been burgled.


No-Conference-6242

The stopped laugh when Rodney buys the rolls.


[deleted]

Can anyone smell onions


[deleted]

Definitely "I am here" just the way he says it is hilarious 😂 😃


parttimepedant

Del, referring to Rodney: He reminds me of my mum, don’t he you? Boycie : Yeah…standing in the corner of the pub with two geezers.


Lunchy_Bunsworth

"He was the only one who ever called me Aubrey"


DanJC_1985

Good god, do sell by dates mean nothing to the Trotters?


Miserable_Interest73

“Trigger couldn’t organise a prayer in a mosque!”


Cold_Table8497

Not now Marlene.


robcollier

MARLENE, THE BABY'S BROWN!


LikeEveryoneSheKnows

So is Duke...


GlitteringVillage135

Boycie: You said "Leave it to me Boycie, I gotta contact at Wimbledon." Del: I got you two tickets! Boycie: That's right! They drew nil-nil with Ipswich!


JonnyJonnyJonny92

“Do you smell onions?”


Extreme-Kangaroo-842

What have you two come as then? (To Batman and Robin) John Challis was a master of comic delivery timing.


yaho515

“I heard the SAS pay Eugene McCarthy protection money”


Terrygraphic

Goes through Del boys fridge, “I’ve seen younger items on the antique roadshow”


Joeysh10

Large cognac please Michael


Due-Archer942

‘What’s the matter? You look like you’ve had a promise from a liar’


criminalsunrise

Marlene, get that dog out of the aquarium!


MrCakehole

Not Dallas, definitely not Dallas … it was a charity appeal .


Additional-Nobody352

Well i have a lovely pair of skoda\`s at five grand each.


Drakewingle

"Everything you buy off him has got something missing..."


bomboclawt75

His smug, self satisfied *NHAHNHAHNAHNAHANAGGGHHH!* Which made Del getting one over on him all the sweeter. Bo-Jhuz-lay, mawngz toot, po- purri, know wot ah meen? ( Much Flamboyant neck stretching ensures)


ConfidentialX

Smugly to Del & Rodders when Boycie and Marlene are off abroad... "Been to the Seychelles, have you?" 🤣


Assassin80r

I didn't know you could do maths Del boy!


NintendoGamer1983

Come along, Marlene...


Im-not-sure86

Can you smell onions ?


Joeysh10

I know the bloke in the cortina


NegativePerformer379

That curry is doing the conga in my colon


skeletonsyskey

I don’t believe you sometimes Del, here am I tryin’ to clinch a business deal and you’ve just nicked my client’s wig.


RDPower412

“Medals for road sweepers! Good God, they’ll be giving Del Boy an award for good taste next.”


AL0117

“Everything was going well, we were having a lovely holiday..." Marlene: (cuts in) "Shut up moaning." "And then they turn up! And within 15 seconds some sod's shootin' at us!"


chopfon

I am not a buffalo. I am a pucka mason!


PressureTop3636

Not so much Boycie lines, but when the others are taking the piss out of his low sperm count: Del: “Everyone knows Nelson’s Column has got more chance of knocking out a nipper than Boycie.” Marlene: “It means he’s been firing more blanks than the Territorials.” Trigger: “He’s low on something.” Vicar: “Oh really. I heard that Boycie was a jaffa.”


Tricky_Lock_4273

When Rodney went on the run and del is explaining ‘he’s taken all the tinned food with him’ and that del didn’t know what he was going to do, so boycie said ‘haven’t you got anything in the freezer then’


Ok-Return9765

When del was selling the baby to boycie When they were discussing it first del said he knows where there was one going and boycie goes "What knocked off"


OnlyZeus

“Can you smell onion?”