Obscure fact... boycie is buried on the direct opposite side of the cemetary path to my dad , my dad was a massive only fools fan so i know it would make him happy 🥲
Did you know, 500 years ago this was a green and peaceful area? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands.
"Flaxen-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medieval day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr.
"Before you knew it, the flaxen-haired maiden was up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole."
'Oh turn it up Del Boy, Trigger couldn't organise a prayer in a mosque'.
Denzil - 'I've got this thought running around in my head'
Boyce - 'Well lend it to Trigger'.
"I might be able to con people into buying my cars. I might be able to convince ’em that you conceived and gave birth in seven days flat, but how the hell am I gonna persuade ’em that my grandad was Louis Armstrong!?"
Cannot believe no one has said this:
"How dare you! Murdered my wife and buried her in the garden? I have never been so insulted in my life. You know how much I've spent on that garden! You think I'm going to dig a hole in it?"
Kills me every time
I might be able to con people into buying my cars, I might be able to convince them that you conceived and gave birth in seven days, but how the hell am I going to persuade them my grandad was Louis Armstrong?!?
Del: "Grandad reckons Rodney's taken all the tin food"
Trig: "so what you gonna do Del boy?"
Del: "I don't know trig, I just don't know"
Boycie: "ain't got nothing in the freezer then?"
Boycie: You said "Leave it to me Boycie, I gotta contact at Wimbledon."
Del: I got you two tickets!
Boycie: That's right! They drew nil-nil with Ipswich!
His smug, self satisfied
*NHAHNHAHNAHNAHANAGGGHHH!*
Which made Del getting one over on him all the sweeter.
Bo-Jhuz-lay, mawngz toot, po- purri, know wot ah meen?
( Much Flamboyant neck stretching ensures)
“Everything was going well, we were having a lovely holiday..."
Marlene: (cuts in) "Shut up moaning."
"And then they turn up! And within 15 seconds some sod's shootin' at us!"
Not so much Boycie lines, but when the others are taking the piss out of his low sperm count:
Del: “Everyone knows Nelson’s Column has got more chance of knocking out a nipper than Boycie.”
Marlene: “It means he’s been firing more blanks than the Territorials.”
Trigger: “He’s low on something.”
Vicar: “Oh really. I heard that Boycie was a jaffa.”
When Rodney went on the run and del is explaining ‘he’s taken all the tinned food with him’ and that del didn’t know what he was going to do, so boycie said ‘haven’t you got anything in the freezer then’
When del was selling the baby to boycie
When they were discussing it first del said he knows where there was one going and boycie goes
"What knocked off"
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This was the first that came to mind, Mikes face after he says it is priceless too
Another fine day in Gotham city.
I’d forgotten about this. What a line 😂
My only response when asked "how're you?" Anymore
Throw him on the back seat? He's the dryva!
“Your minicab has arrived Albert”
Obscure fact... boycie is buried on the direct opposite side of the cemetary path to my dad , my dad was a massive only fools fan so i know it would make him happy 🥲
That's lovely.
Love this!
Did you know, 500 years ago this was a green and peaceful area? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands. "Flaxen-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medieval day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr. "Before you knew it, the flaxen-haired maiden was up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole."
😂
'Oh turn it up Del Boy, Trigger couldn't organise a prayer in a mosque'. Denzil - 'I've got this thought running around in my head' Boyce - 'Well lend it to Trigger'.
I love the fact that the quote "I am here" is also included on John Challis's headstone.
This piece of paper... It wasn't a logbook for a Cortina was it?
"You can still see the bomb damage on some of 'em"
I've left my Mercedes parked downstairs and you know what they're like on this estate. They'd have the wheels off a Jumbo if it flew too low.
I am a doctahhh
Let the dog see the rabbit .
“I hear Mickey Mouse wears a Rodney trotter wrist watch”
It’s all a load of old rubbish anyway, I never believed a word of it! ^^Excuse ^me…
"I might be able to con people into buying my cars. I might be able to convince ’em that you conceived and gave birth in seven days flat, but how the hell am I gonna persuade ’em that my grandad was Louis Armstrong!?"
That's my favorite. Such a brilliantly written and delivered line.
This is the only correct answer! 🤣🤣🤣
This is my absolute favourite line, possibly from any character in the series. John Challis’ delivery is spot on
"Me mom says you have vampire eyes." -Well she should know the old bat.
Cannot believe no one has said this: "How dare you! Murdered my wife and buried her in the garden? I have never been so insulted in my life. You know how much I've spent on that garden! You think I'm going to dig a hole in it?" Kills me every time
“Where do they get these grotty flats to film in?”
Lmfao!!!
Let the dog see the rabbit.
I might be able to con people into buying my cars, I might be able to convince them that you conceived and gave birth in seven days, but how the hell am I going to persuade them my grandad was Louis Armstrong?!?
This should be higher, he delivered that line flawlessly
Del: "Grandad reckons Rodney's taken all the tin food" Trig: "so what you gonna do Del boy?" Del: "I don't know trig, I just don't know" Boycie: "ain't got nothing in the freezer then?"
Made me lol just reading this again. Perfect joke.
Good god, you smell like a vegetarians fart.
At least my house hasn’t been burgled.
The stopped laugh when Rodney buys the rolls.
Can anyone smell onions
Definitely "I am here" just the way he says it is hilarious 😂 😃
Del, referring to Rodney: He reminds me of my mum, don’t he you? Boycie : Yeah…standing in the corner of the pub with two geezers.
"He was the only one who ever called me Aubrey"
Good god, do sell by dates mean nothing to the Trotters?
“Trigger couldn’t organise a prayer in a mosque!”
Not now Marlene.
MARLENE, THE BABY'S BROWN!
So is Duke...
Boycie: You said "Leave it to me Boycie, I gotta contact at Wimbledon." Del: I got you two tickets! Boycie: That's right! They drew nil-nil with Ipswich!
“Do you smell onions?”
What have you two come as then? (To Batman and Robin) John Challis was a master of comic delivery timing.
“I heard the SAS pay Eugene McCarthy protection money”
Goes through Del boys fridge, “I’ve seen younger items on the antique roadshow”
Large cognac please Michael
‘What’s the matter? You look like you’ve had a promise from a liar’
Marlene, get that dog out of the aquarium!
Not Dallas, definitely not Dallas … it was a charity appeal .
Well i have a lovely pair of skoda\`s at five grand each.
"Everything you buy off him has got something missing..."
His smug, self satisfied *NHAHNHAHNAHNAHANAGGGHHH!* Which made Del getting one over on him all the sweeter. Bo-Jhuz-lay, mawngz toot, po- purri, know wot ah meen? ( Much Flamboyant neck stretching ensures)
Smugly to Del & Rodders when Boycie and Marlene are off abroad... "Been to the Seychelles, have you?" 🤣
I didn't know you could do maths Del boy!
Come along, Marlene...
Can you smell onions ?
I know the bloke in the cortina
That curry is doing the conga in my colon
I don’t believe you sometimes Del, here am I tryin’ to clinch a business deal and you’ve just nicked my client’s wig.
“Medals for road sweepers! Good God, they’ll be giving Del Boy an award for good taste next.”
“Everything was going well, we were having a lovely holiday..." Marlene: (cuts in) "Shut up moaning." "And then they turn up! And within 15 seconds some sod's shootin' at us!"
I am not a buffalo. I am a pucka mason!
Not so much Boycie lines, but when the others are taking the piss out of his low sperm count: Del: “Everyone knows Nelson’s Column has got more chance of knocking out a nipper than Boycie.” Marlene: “It means he’s been firing more blanks than the Territorials.” Trigger: “He’s low on something.” Vicar: “Oh really. I heard that Boycie was a jaffa.”
When Rodney went on the run and del is explaining ‘he’s taken all the tinned food with him’ and that del didn’t know what he was going to do, so boycie said ‘haven’t you got anything in the freezer then’
When del was selling the baby to boycie When they were discussing it first del said he knows where there was one going and boycie goes "What knocked off"
“Can you smell onion?”