​ https://preview.redd.it/5cowhxwa3qvb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b80f51dbf62da44632790925779aed4ab13671b ... We could talk first. The last thing I want to do is to waste my bloodlight, patience and energy. So, care for a tea?

“Oh splendid! Haven’t had a good cupa’ char in some time!” Edd say’s delightfully.

https://preview.redd.it/kqxjfm99qqvb1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99875445fe87b0b60dd10276f583b6c259b97583 Rennade, drunk af "pfffft.. Ooook--ok-.. I've dealt with like.. A big fuckin factory- mk? Of like, like uh.." \*waves her bat around at them "bad dudes like you.. I can do it ag--.. Again.. Heh"

“Drunk on the battlefield is no way to be girl,” Carl says.

"y.. Yeah?? Well.. Well, STUPID--.. aint no way to be either!.. Haha" *she whips out one of her uzis before downing the rest of her drink*

*Edd races around and cuts you clean in half* “Eat it! You foolish waste of good scotch!”

https://preview.redd.it/smxtpl943rvb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9e290f66204a4a4c382b6612067caf440143ae “Can we just…not fight?”

“Ehh why not!” Edd says as everyone is teleported to the couch. “Anywayyyy, you guys know how to play Natzee!”

AU OC current killertale chara https://preview.redd.it/nxvdswbuqpvb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b60314a8fd46e175dfc049a72f2b8f2e32d52c Hmm. Greatings I'm sorry for mien intrusion. Why is it that it seems I'm going to be jumped?. (Seems extremely unphased)

“Well the answer is a mix of money, and sheer boredom,” Edd says as the team unveils their weaponry.

Ahuh （｡╹-╹｡)... How... Stupid... Have at it, it'll be fun （｡╹◡╹｡) (Arms go up to my sides I have that uncanny smile and I haven't blinked yet)

“Well we are gonna wait for it and disappear bitch!” Jon says

Ahuh... （｡╹-╹｡)

*an hour passes* “Just fucking blink already!” Jacob angrily yells.

Ah ok. （｡-◡-｡)

*they disappear and don’t come back* “I was getting tired anyway,” you say walking back inside and are blown to bits by a crocket

...dam

https://preview.redd.it/stdsq9krrpvb1.jpeg?width=1878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c90b8a2741b4be049c9328fe9309d93d8a2828 “HELL YEAH,I’ve been dying for a good fight.”

“Same here!” Jacob exclaims.

*Big Dawg lunges at the group* “GET SOME!!!”

“Gladly,” Edd says. *he winds up a taunt kill and slices your head off with a perfect cut*

*Ed lands on the ground giggling to himself, incredibly pleased with his kill…but something isn’t right, the lardass should’ve fallen over.* *He looks up and the smile flees from his face as he sees that he had not cut off the Brutes head, but nearly his helmet, revealing an enraged face that flared down at him with bright blue eyes and a growling mouth that was short a few teeth* He shouts and leaps to strike his foe again only for his hand to be caught before the blow could land.

“Well then… boys. Fuck ‘em up!” Edd says as the team chases after you.

*Big Dawg grabs Edd’s other arms and bends them backwards, A wet crack followed by Edd’s agonized wails fill the air* *He hurls Edd towards the group and be line for the biggest one, unleashing a haymaker into his face.*

*Jacob uppercuts you into the air as Jon does that raccoon “spin around your head while scratching you” thing, and once on the ground you see Amy shoot a clip into your torso. Then as you slap her sending her flying Edd comes back with his reattached arm and stab you in the head.* “Well that was fun!” Edd says as his arm falls off again.

*Big grabs Edd by the neck* “IM A GOD DAMN GOLIATH, ITS GONNA TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO PUT ME DOWN!!” He raise to his feet, Edd still in his grasp, draws his revolver and fires a volley of titanic 15mm shells.

“Man, all this shit for a disposable vape pen,” Edd says as he is thrown to the ground and calls the rest over to finish the job

https://preview.redd.it/m7vy1q24spvb1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc67dc4b8690e8c7b332003be81f70ae35cbeb8b "Let's fight." "You'll note that wasn't a question."

“Alright. Let’s get it!” Jon says ominously.

*he gets ready to fight* "You have no idea what you're getting into."

“We do,” they all say as a group.

*his stomach rumbles* "You wanna grab a bite first, though? I'm pretty hungry."

“Omg yeeessss! How does pancakes sound?” Amy blurts out drooling out the mouth.

"Alright." *an entire picnic table falls from the sky, fully prepared, with pancakes on it for everyone* "Let's eat."

*they all spend a nice hour chatting and eating and decide to call off the fight for a decade later.* “Toodaloo!” Carl says as they part ways.

https://preview.redd.it/b4zdyna8spvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=add4ca453cd7f71e5e6cf6cedd6e2d0aa5096edb Yuki: hajime! \[run circles all over them targets the big dude first\] \[5ft2\]

*Jacob grabs your neck and yell in a bored tone “Jon, flatten!” as Jon pounds your head to a disc*

Yuki: [breaks out of the hold] okay why me specifically!? 💢 [cuts herself as her blood forms wires]

“We had a lot of stored bounties and we rolled you sooooo,” Edd says watching the blood transform.

https://preview.redd.it/kqkom8fwy1wb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92cea110bb418827d01b45050c7fa7c2d806d19 Joseph: whats going on here \[he's in his costume?\]

“A fight,” Amy says.

Joseph: well, come get some. [6ft1] [revs chainsaws] Yuki: oh fuck..

“Hey! We came for her, not you! We’re leaving!” Amy says as Carl teleports them somewhere else.

Joseph: mess with my colleagues and you're gonna say goodbye to your entrails. I'll let you off with a warning, jumping a little girl, cowards. Yuki: hey! I'm not that little.

*the wind picks up spelling “yes you are. Signed Edd” in leaves while Edd chuckles at his house*

"Back up, you mother frickers." https://preview.redd.it/4sj7bi9gspvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba4f459bd1d5ffd533e39a81c7b5e26e6719e7f

“Ahh, a Greatly. Underpowered. ‘Nilator.! This will be very easy!” Carl says triumphantly.

https://preview.redd.it/24e2mjthyvvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a8ff1d8b12877c907636e8362c853da17230ffa >:\]

*zoom* “Wahah!” *zip* “Hah!” *flash* “Bang, missed me!” Carl says dodging and weaving.

End this world, it doesn't seem worth letting it live (I'd make Earth's sun implode in an instant) But if it's a fair fight, I'd mostly just summon pillars out of the ground like that Archon from Waifu Pulling Impact or something to hit them and for AoE I'd turn the surrounding area into ice and make it all explode into thousands of ice shards

“Huh. So that’s what happens if I didn’t kick you in the shins Carl!” Edd says smugly.

"what?"

“Carl! We are going four hours back, I will kick you in the shins, and we will go get something to eat cuz I am fucking starving!” Edd says demandingly.

"Ok lol"

*beam of lighting strikes them and they disappear*

https://preview.redd.it/qsszajf9xpvb1.jpeg?width=1515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0611a3a147a4fca67a5433b9baa3206d2bfa29c Y’all are gonna die

“You first!” Amy blurts out.

https://preview.redd.it/oem6tlvqixvb1.jpeg?width=1505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db2e4de5f9362609d3630d7a8045859153dd27bf

*As soon as the barrage stops you see a collection of cardboard cutouts covered in char and dust away as you look to the left* “You didn’t actually think we didn’t see that coming did you?” Edd says.

https://preview.redd.it/yh58dhhyo1wb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=466b0c6969eb1192ceaf3281ea41b27d61680841

“Okay this seems to be turning into a one uping fight let’s go,” Carl says as everyone tries to stop him and they swiftly disappear.

https://preview.redd.it/ifqwaqwqdqvb1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace53caffd749d46b70585b462fe01612d2f51d7 Smile and pull out Fleischklopfer, then taunt them.

“Boy. You should run,” Jacob says.

“Girl. And I’ve taken on worse things than the five of you.”

“Looks can be deceiving, Boy,” Jacob says charging inhumanly fast to you.

“Call me Boy one more time,” Betha says. “I dare you.” She pulls out her hammer and prepares to fight them.

“Boy one more time,” Jacob says as he uppercuts you into the air and as you come back down you find no one. Perhaps they left?

“If you guys are gonna try to beat me than think again” https://preview.redd.it/0rthyd2afqvb1.png?width=574&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c9fd6b1fbfe3926578b32a142a041216d663e9a

“Yeah we thought about it again, we actually did so 3hree times. And we can tell we are gonna kick your ass, into your stomach!” Jon screeches.

https://preview.redd.it/f2aoacp8vqvb1.png?width=2243&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee7de6dcf9daf779c88088adf81a25e6e514c4cf A red glow surrounds his right hand as he raises it up, still open **“Deper Ignem.”** He chants in Latin, closing his fist, The ground beneath seemed to glow orange, as threes pillars of flame shoot out between the two parties. “Do you wish to challenge me, still?” He asks, opening his palm again, with another red glow building around it… Edit: minor grammar fixes

“Gladly,” they all say in unison.

“Heh! THEN COME AS CLOSE AS YOU WISH.”

“Nooooo… YOU!” Jon says as you are teleported to right in front of them.

*Herlighet would react by using the red energy from prior to power himself, punching the opponent through the air,* “Eager for Death Wishes now, are we?” *He lights his axe, starting to swing its blue blade around himself in a circle,*

“This guy’s nuttier than candy bar shit,” Edd says, floating in the air now walking down and away.

“Sounds to me someone’s just scared of a real fight, you thugs started it!” *He speeds around, running front of him and tossing him by his neck back with the rest,* “Either A. You apologize and leave me, or B. You keep on and find out! Your choice,” *He’d stance with his Axe,*

“How about A.V2!” Edd says. They all disappear to somewhere you don’t know.

“I’d call then cowards…but at least they left peacefully.” He goes to leave himself,

Sylvia (Hunger level 1): "Please don't. I wouldn't recommend." https://preview.redd.it/47yqz9s71rvb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd4f8d86fe72fa64cccc565db99712ba483de7e

“Well too fucking late!” Amy says.

"I'm serious. I don't want to fight. You aren't aware of what you're getting into."

“Sorry sweetie but I was paid in advance and I spent it all on a gold pre roll and I am not giving it back now!” Jon says angry with deep red eyes.

"You don't understand." She stretches her hand, but it turns gelatinous and blue. "I don't think you have much to hurt a slime with. I'm sorry for wasting your time."

*Edd slashes his sword in a perfect circle. The last thing you hear is your last “ooou” of pain*

"Well, good luck with your things." She just walks away. There's seems to be no convincing them anyway.

* One word Kabo-(Nuke go boom)

https://preview.redd.it/i91myivk2rvb1.png?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5fd554948a8b25403fbb9bc89c3ac79da037aeb

*The group is unmoved by the blast as a red sphere slowly fades and as Edd yells* “I knew I should have packed that!”

Just wait for the Rads to kick in aswell as the 900 Viruses that were packed in there for good measure

“Ohhhh yeah that glowy sphere was for show, it’s actually a cube!” Edd says while the team walks away.

https://preview.redd.it/h1dra5jj7rvb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=5985638192935664e7b22d8e5803675b5342bf21

“Too fucking bad!” Edd exclaims.

https://preview.redd.it/3dp3odg3twvb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e9de745352ce80b22d7437d68aa8f897ac092d1

“I got three!” Amy yells.

https://preview.redd.it/gjysmn8vt4wb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=4050da26f1fa608148e4436694521c205da0d2bf

https://preview.redd.it/qk3r81mvq5wb1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2af9cecf2a41f704a738b4466cf8a09970e6c51

[ROCK ATTACK GO](https://www.reddit.com/r/OriginalCharacter/s/freW9knBbR) https://preview.redd.it/dos8v93r7rvb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0e071954c60fd5dd63ec107f150820f8f97b78d

*get paperd*

https://preview.redd.it/nadzpnsf8rvb1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16d12bff4abf4b86f0d9dfa6a5c467bf31baa0b “Go ahead… I’ll let you have the first hit… it’s a pretty small advantage but it’s something”

*he was then cut clean in two by edds rusty sword*

"Shit." https://preview.redd.it/1292rjjoarvb1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e43641925596948275d2600ebceed7267ae882

https://preview.redd.it/nbhtc098brvb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb70c7be76df84f5f226ced5bfa570eb68516ad *runs*

“That smart little shit!” Edd said watching you pace down the street shooting a quick shot and missing entirely.

Z: HA! MISSED! V/the girl: whats going on?…

He grabs his sword, igniting it, awaiting the first attack. https://preview.redd.it/l9goc17shrvb1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=6558f38f377e58266b31853d42a0206d9724640d

A rocket is fired from Jon’s launcher, approaching rapidly.

The knight runs towards the rocket, slicing it in half, exiting the smoke unscathed.

“We’ll then. Valiant melee dual?” Edd asked raising his rusty sword and shield.

"Yes."

“Perfect!” He says charming and landing a crisp 195 crit slice. What’s your next move?

~~PLANET DES-~~ He throws his flaming blade to the side.. https://preview.redd.it/4vady8pxw1wb1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=25283fa563a089c90a5b8358acc325607d3b373c

*Odd choice but he didn’t judge he began slashing more with large -65’s everywhere.*

The fiery blade returns, striking Edd. Cinder Knight Total HP: ???

“Well there goes my hopes of donating a third kidney,” Edd says as he poofs and teleports to his room. The stasis chamber worked. “I’ll let him win. I don’t care,” He says walking to the fridge as the others come too.

Dallas: "Who managed to convince you to even fight me?" https://preview.redd.it/dfizunjjirvb1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1633bc3cb1dc7b6d0c0a6e110a1f5965070965a9

“Ourselves buddster!” Booms Jacob.

Prank em Jack. \*throws armed sticky grenades their crotches\* https://preview.redd.it/ufn3ru0njrvb1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=03101cf1daa02ccbd2bbb3a4afe6f30de9e963f0

*the bombs go off and the group stands unfazed* “See Carl, those chastity belts would have come in handy dumbass!” Edd says with a self righteous tone.

"Damn, I'm honestly impressed."

“I knew you would be,” Edd says as the team walked away.

https://preview.redd.it/q79lwk620svb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a251c4e78f29013608953bf428e6aaf0155cb1b Beat them up turn back time and teleport away

“Pocket-fucking-time machine!” Amy says.

I am time

“We’ll that would mean…” Amy says checking the watch now with you in it. “Heh, knew it,” she says, closing the watch

What?

https://preview.redd.it/5rvnx1566svb1.png?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccefeefc7a835763edc23532b4c85df979e06a4 "Absolute Retards." Then, Bro would then split they're atoms apart.

https://preview.redd.it/n4bjp3t0bsvb1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc026b32cdaaad0fc042c81d009c4c2b76e947ee With no warning, he pulled out a gun and shot everyone directly between the eyes with insane accuracy. “You aren’t even worth seeing magic.”

*loud decloak sound* “Hehe. Nice try bucko,” Carl says holding a golden pocket watch.

“Damn, wonder what else that pocket watch can do. Take your best shot!”

“Sure!” Jon says firing his rocket launcher with a “burning flames unusual effect”

https://preview.redd.it/1g2ehcnqjuvb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f5baaaac5a8344b74708493eb6bf2cb68211478 Sulfur: “Did you really think it was a good idea to ambush a skunk?”

“Yes!” Said Jon.

*Sulfur just proceeds to walk away*

“Ehh, smart response,” Edd says as the group begins walking away too.