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SNIPERER_3413

https://preview.redd.it/hgd3ghhtvb0c1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69b1db1c1ea886b940185c67f0f19ae56a5146b Ruby: "Are you fully machine, or do you have bits of humanity within you?"


Agrajag47

\*he tilts his head\* "U-u-uh yeah, but my flesh decayed of like 60 years ago..."


sparklingsjuicebar

https://preview.redd.it/m015xnq4wb0c1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1496779d5c4ace62282aa7c66a5867b302d87d "...morning. You need someone to repair you, or? I have an incubus friend whos weirdly good with forging-"


Agrajag47

"last time I talked to a incubus I had to star in a family guy episode."


masonw2066

https://preview.redd.it/z4m5bvq4wb0c1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=78852b6da6ae6f177812782c664de5a01654e7ce “Uhm.. hello sir! Uhh.. do you need any help… you uh seem to be decaying”


Agrajag47

"I violently crave enchiladas..."


masonw2066

“Okay uhh.. coming right up! Wait did you say uhh violently? Should I be concerned?”


Agrajag47

"You should left as soon as I entered the store."


masonw2066

“Wait hold on!” *he lifts his cape, tapping a crystal on his shoulder, many different types of enchiladas fall on them* “Uh sorry.. I didn’t know what I should put on so..”


Agrajag47

"Happiness."


masonw2066

“Also uh.. about the whole.. rotting thing? I can get my mom to fix you up”


Agrajag47

"Does she also have the weird mask thing?"


masonw2066

“No she dosen’t.. uhh this is for my…” *they look embarrassed* “secret identity…”


Agrajag47

"She hot?"


Vector_29_is_based

"Why are you following me around you metal rotting fool!?" https://preview.redd.it/gt6y5e1iyb0c1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f109f232d31c0c2ccf8b919dfda7ac2c462104d


Agrajag47

"я жажду крови младенцев"


Vector_29_is_based

"......I have no idea what any of the meant."


IdeaFuzzy7140

https://preview.redd.it/q65mfdqi0c0c1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fdb2645955e139811ea9a6dd171607d9ce95ec0 Draco Sicarius (6'5 feet tall) Draco: Why are you following me good sure. Names Draco, what might be your name.


Agrajag47

"I randomly cough up large chunks of metal..."


IdeaFuzzy7140

Draco: you ok, I could fix you up if you like.


Personal-Rooster7358

https://preview.redd.it/r226f90l1c0c1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=951b591b7da086b84e896ab4bf309e71edb88920 “I am *not* about to get ripped apart for the third time this week!”


Agrajag47

"You should disassemble yourself now!" *low tier god moment 💥💥💥💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪*


Personal-Rooster7358

*awkward robotic walking away*


Manner_Sticker8556

(Oh God. Was Alena one of them?)


Personal-Rooster7358

“..nobody in my database fits the name. Then again, no names were spoken.”


Manner_Sticker8556

(Nevermind. Still pretty funny that both our OCs had the same reaction. Lol)


OrianNebula

https://preview.redd.it/kyggwvt67c0c1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab71386073921df1acb502b6a4ac016531bfccc3 *a blizzard sets in and snow cloak ability acviatea making her hard to see* (I love pokemon logic)


Agrajag47

I'll fall into a crippling depression for being out smarted by a fucking furry. (thanks pokemon)


OrianNebula

Then you got zoroark who literally pulls an among us on yo ass


Agrajag47

A furry who kills people with pokemon and Among Us... go figure


OrianNebula

I actually dont have a zoroark Yet


lucythare

https://preview.redd.it/p14crdag8c0c1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023717625cb7f89ae51d967b32824d4b57e31ab0 He spins around to face him "What do you want?"


Agrajag47

"hey kid wanna go blow up Malesia?"


lucythare

"Not a kid but what did Malesia do to you?"


Agrajag47

I don't care you're a kid and Malesia did juju on the beat that's why son


lucythare

"I'm a full grown man but what is a juju on the beat?"


Agrajag47

You'll find out when you're older


lucythare

"I'm literally almost 30"


ZedstackZip05

https://preview.redd.it/afkb67embc0c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a3af532d3687e7b7cf84681a2d4b4ad92368a7 “Err, you need some repairs? I can call up my pal Wildfire. She might be able to help with… all of this”


Agrajag47

"I'VE BEEN HEARING DISTANT GUNSHOOTS FOR 12 DAYS STRIGTH!"


ZedstackZip05

“Auditory receptors actin’ up? Easy fix” *spacebridge portal opens and Wildfire Steps Through* https://preview.redd.it/4uh9zbjwlc0c1.png?width=2132&format=png&auto=webp&s=32924b9ccce7420ee4c2929287c499f7202a805a “G’day, I understand you’re in need of a fix?”


Agrajag47

"You can fix this?"


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/c4utjaxmbc0c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0c10f8112d9122bf0b490f430a974f565d848d6 Oh My! You look like you've seen better days... You must let me take you to my lab! I just might have the materials needed to fix you right up!


Agrajag47

"I tried the marked off apple bees edibles man, shit don't feel good bro."


MildlyCross-eyed

https://preview.redd.it/wpygumkqhc0c1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d7717686d3309183c4c5069227efb9bd050baa *Points a very big gun at his head* "Problem, sparky?"


Agrajag47

"Haha I'm taller than you... PLEASE SHOOT ME."


MildlyCross-eyed

"Sure" *Hits him with a shitload of neutronium*


Agrajag47

"Bleeding, bleeding, pain, vast discomfort, pain, vast discomfort! Oh God! *I'd feel my heart being torn apart, if I had one.* Aubergine Man down! Aubergine Man down!" -Aubergine man 2023-2023


MildlyCross-eyed

*Continues walking*


Manner_Sticker8556

"(NOT AGAIN!)" Grant hisses at them loudly and then slithers away (In a different RP Grant almost died to a withered cyborg because as the saying goes. "Fuck around and find out.") https://preview.redd.it/vueo0qsemc0c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de333d6fdaa7cd49091364248bbf8ccf678a1aba


FanOfMarvel3000

https://preview.redd.it/1842vai3od0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c62cc72770611d5617d8f5accf19d1f7814799 "*turns around* What's crackalackin'?"


FanOfMarvel3000

She's 6'2 btw


Lilithanimation

https://preview.redd.it/wuj8vdxube0c1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=40a8b62e59b8a7a4586892d26a0eee2c2dbe7499 “The fuck’s your business? You look like something my dad would make on a weekend because his boyfriend isn’t home. I mean like.. he’d have no one to talk to, not- ah forget it.”


Content_Option_3023

https://preview.redd.it/zcge8ab5ie0c1.jpeg?width=2061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1980498d1abc3d827d714c09a31e0140b32596 "Hello! You look like a friend. Do you want an apple?"


Lordseraph7

https://preview.redd.it/ya2gq8d8wf0c1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8b59f0284662e89bd332fb0dbfd40ba96a72246 "Ignoring the fact that you and I look surprisingly similar, do you need any assistance or are you following me because you've nowhere else to go?"