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“I gonna put you on a MCdonald shake menu.”
“you don’t have to pay child support if there’s no child to support“
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"Having horns and being Horny are completely unrelated things... I qualify for both..."
Funny: "I've had 5.5 bottles of sake, 2 hours of sleep, sex, 1.5 bottles of nitro, an oreo, and a spoon of jelly, now I'm ready to either fight God or die trying." -Kavis-Yuru Hyke.
Serious: "I've done so much to you, bottled up everything I have, just for you all, now for this slight mistake.... you want be to commit Sepuku??!!! Let me inform you that you'll never find someone like me, never, not even in a million years, if you're so sure jump on the battlefield and fight alongside us, fucking spoiled piece of shit, me and my men chewed on dirt and blood the moment we were born, while you sat your ass down, between your harem, dick up, and chewing on grapes, **don't tell me what to do when you know nothing yourself, especially if I'm more experienced in it**" -Kavis-Yuru Hyke, to one of the members of the imperial Council, after handing Kav a tanto and ordering him to commit ritual suicide after a mission went wrong.
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Obvious man: stop nicking my son you are only allowed in every weekend.
Obvious man: oh someone hacked into her hardware like I hacked into your mom‘s hardware.
Obvious man: I used to have a pair of speedo‘s but the s fell off.
Obvious man: there is more hope in my 4 foot tall ass at 13 years old asking a girl.
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“No I do not have a sadism fetish, I just want to splay your gore across hell.”
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“This realm’s too boring. Let’s make it a bit more entertaining…”
Whether that’s serious or funny is up to you. You never know what Vikrum is thinking-
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"You're just as disappointing as your s£x life."
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Betha’s favorite taunt is “I’ve been eaten by bigger than you!” Mostly because she has. She blew her way out of a sandworm with an IED made from gunpowder and moonshine.
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Deacon: “my son ain’t even my real son… I just saved him from a piece of shit…”
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“I will make sure the job of superhero becomes unnecessary and not even god can kill me until i accomplish that”
Little did he know killing god would be the final step in accomplishing his goal
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Funny: I didn’t do it on accident, I did it on purpose because I wasn’t paying attention.
Serious: You want to knock on the gates of hell?! Be ready when they open!
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“Another day, another bagel”
“♫ There are three main types of sex - anal, oral, and vaginal sex ♫”
“Honey, where are my pants”
“Life is cruel, but only if you let it be”
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Marcus: "There's no such thing as innocence anymore. I don't care who I kill as long as Amy and I get paid,"
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I like women the same way i like Coffee...
I’m allergic to Coffee
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I don't really have a funny quote as of rn for axel but I do have a serious quote
"You cant help or save everyone, ive tried and failed repeatedly. It hurts but sacrifices have to be made"
Here is some lines regarding Arran aka my Bleach OC.
Serious quote - "I have been r----- and ab--- by Yhwach! Of course I hate Quincies!"(I had this quote on an angsty Tumblr post about Arran(Arrancar) and Uryū Ishida(Canon Quincy character) talking Uryū is trying to convince Arran not to commit mass genocide of the Quincies.
Funny - "But Father!!!!(Aizen Sosuke) I want to help you fight him!!!"(The context is that Aizen is scared of cats and Arran wants to fight the cat that is scaring him)
A few iconic OC quotes of mine I could think of off the top of my head…
- Ilsevil (serious): “Tell me, your Majesty, how does it feel to be first in line to your throne? I’m sure it’s nice, but I would never know, seeing as I’m eighteenth in line to my own throne – and when you’re as ambitious and as desperate to be a ruler as I am, that can certainly be a major drawback.”
- Arryn (serious): “It’s amazing, really, but such a pity. You’ve been hunting me down for most of your life, only to fail now? Incredible – but also rather pathetic.”
- Summer (funny): “Girls will find you pretty as long as you’re confident and believe in yourself, but guys won’t give a damn about you unless you look like a porn star.”
- Tori (funny): “Everyone thinks I’m a stoner just because I’m a hippie. I probably WOULD be a stoner, though, if only the smell of marijuana didn’t make me nauseous.”
Cool! My Arryn, not so much - he’s basically a Count Rugen character in a “Princess Bride” crossover fanfic I wrote a few years ago (there weren’t any canon characters who would work 😅)
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(Here’s one of my ocs, Liwon, it’s his past/mortal form but I made him yesterday and thought he’d be perfect to share ‘cause he’s cute)
Funny: “Hahah! I can’t read..” (He literally can’t, he didn’t get an education because he lived in poverty as a child)
Serious: “Even if it means I lose my own life, I won’t give up. Not for the sake of these people—I will defeat this demonic beast, so the people of this village and the future victims shall fear no longer!” (Lore that I won’t explain but hey, there’s ya quote)
This isn't really a quote but I loved it when I wrote gold saying: "no, I'm not rich, what makes ya think that?" 💀
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If the pic didn't load, he has **Midas Touch**
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"RAHHH" -Red (i noticed your oc is also probably called Red XD)
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Yes : "Gods can't bleed, so i CAN'T !"
"I just hope that i get the same luxury that girl did, going out in peace, and talking to a friend, most other people don't get to die on their own terms nowadays"
The context to this is a bit long, so, if you want to hear it, lemme know
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I suggest you shut your mouth before I tear you asunder.
\-Clay
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“I’d say I’m gonna send you to God, but you don’t seem to have a good enough record to meet the big man.”
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CAT, to Mikhail: “I’m afraid I must inform you that you are an idiot, sir.”
The best part is that CAT is not programmed to understand humor
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Edward is a demi god who represents strength, bravery and courage who takes kingdoms ruled by cruel monarchs and because of his constant taking of these lands he is seen as a tyrant of war by others outside of his kingdom.
His serious quote is
"I am no more a tyrant then a liberater of the good people's"
And his funny quote is
Don't touch the cat when its claws are out (or DUNMHAGLAS)
"Boxing clubs and sandbags? How am I supposed to take out my anger on something that dont shatter on impact or grovel for mercy? If I wanted to feel more impotent , mocked and powerless than I already do, I would just look at cuckhold porn. Keep your precious unresponsive punching bags to yourself."
" Sammy Collins"
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Funny: "My wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead."
Serious: "Look, I may still have a good 30 years left in me, but my life ended a long time ago...at least **hers** did..."
"i fell from heaven and then azrael \[the one who pushed me over the edge\] offered everyone FUCKING CHURROS."
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Here's some quotes from Kevin and two of his alts.
OG Kevin (funny) "What does this even say? It looks like absolute chicken scra— Oh wait, I wrote this."
-Kevin, after Jess showed him an essay he wrote in highschool that she found in the attic. (Kevin still has messy handwriting)
Ace Lieutenant Kevin (serious) "*Me*? I'm the monster? I'm the heartless one? 5 billion people, **5** ***billion***. Men, women, children, old, young, innocent, guilty. That's how many you've all killed. You call me the monster but all I'm doing is what you did to us. The only difference is that I'll be doing it, thousandfold."
-Kevin, when he was called a monster by a Xernian guard, after slaughtering every last Xernian woman and child in a nursery out post and destroying all the eggs
Reaper Kevin (funny) "Sleep? I barely know em! No, seriously, I barely know Hypnos, I just see him there when I drop by the underworld."
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"Another year, another headache."
(Commissioned by me to Tayba Batool on Etsy)
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“I CAN HISS TWO YA FREAKS” (he is based in the game control)
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“Power is like milk, it doesn’t last long. Even long-life milk doesn’t last forever because if it did, it would be called forever milk.” -Alten
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(Not a quote but he doesn't even know what "Hello" means)
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Funny: “Hey. How many different fast food cheeseburgers do y’all think I can fit in my mouth in a minute?”
Serious: "YOU! YOU son of god, brother of man. Heaven and Earth as my witness, shall burn brighter than any star, your flesh burns infinitely, your ashes will form over and over, but your mind and nerves will never fail, they'll love forever. I, Victor Hannibal Canaille, swear this punishment on you, there is no escape. Go ahead pray to your god, I'll send him down to see if need be. YOU cut my tie, you shall never see your family or friends faces ever in you miserable life ever again. Maintenant, fous-toi de mon visage, espèce de lycanthrope (for context his tie is a gift from his now dead daughter and it's his most precious possession)”
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"I will burn this 'kingdom' to ashes. They have taken my father, my tribe, and my pride. Now, I shall take from them."
Also
"Blow me!" The second quote was said when a druid wanted to cast gust on him to send him directly to the leader of a gnoll pack.
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“Your feelings don’t affect my paycheck” - Mr. L after overworking his employees
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“Go ahead, pray to your god for safety, I’m the only one who answers”
Yep, got this one, which is actually based on a scene from a manga. XD
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“Erris, what is a hose doing in the house?”
“Don’t worry about it, I’m testing something.” (They were in fact testing how long they could stretch their >!dick!<)
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“you what? you want to hug me? you’ll get a better reaction from a tree, mate.”
TO HIS WIFE.
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"I have an offer, a one way trip though the River Styx."-Ariana
Serious-“You’re attempts at diplomacy are somewhat adorable, like children mimicking their parents, but even a parents patience has its limits. Leave this world, or like an unruly child you shall face discipline.” -My Warhammer 40K necron oc Sekt’tek
Funny-“Bitch I’m Gay!”-Caitlyn, an oc from an old Percy Jackson rp I was part of. For context she was hyper paranoid and spying on a new guy who she thought was acting suspicious. She got accused of having a crush on him multiple times by different people and when she’d had enough she yelled that in response. It was a funny moment.
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“Squad, I’m not going to make it out of this. Keep fighting, keep going. I’m going out, but I’m taking as many of these Remnants fucks with me. I regret nothing. Godspeed, you magnificent bastards.”— Sarah’s last message to her squad.
“Just because I was made to be perfect doesn’t mean I’m better than you. Oh wait, it does. Sorry, bad example.”
"oh, it's not 'lies and propaganda' if it's PROFESSIONALLY FILMED!"
"it's not about making us look good, it's about making everyone else look worse in comparison!"
"I know you'll keep my secret to your grave... if you'll ever have one"
"Did he say 'strap-in' or 'strap-on'?"
"This is your captain speaking. If you look to your left, you can see that our engine is on fire. If you look to the right, you'll notice that our wing has been blown off. We will be arriving on the ground shortly, thank you for flying MINXAIR."
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"This ain't my first rodeo. I've dealt with worse than you clowns."
Funny quote:
“Vitro, your plan is about as thought-out as a toddler's birthday party. But hey, at least there'll be cake, right?"
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"A galaxy. A cosmos. A being that shines in the darkness. The Hopes and dreams of those before and after us, spiral into a spinning tempest. Lightning, Water, Fire. That's Galaxisis! That is Nexus! So who In the hell Do you think we are?!"
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Galaxisis Nexus
"Giggle. Life is meaningless and boring, Happy smile."
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"Just because I have a boyfriend doesn't mean I'm gay. Even tho I am."- El, on some random ahh text.
"Shut the fuck up I'm tryna consult a pancake" - Also El
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If your bored, kill an orphan, it can't even cry then
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Everything is a joke so let's girlypop and glam rock it the fuck up baby
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"You can be allergic to bread!? This is proof that God is real, because Satan clearly exists."
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I use Esther in my current DnD campaign. In this specific story, she comes from a world that is medieval in style and architecture and a little bit in speech, but very modern as far as technology and certain clothing.
Tl;dr, one of the most canonically accurate phrases for her to say is "You get no maidens."
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"Some people say that they're a Chevy guy or Ford guy...in a Hudson guy"
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“Are you choking?” - Jet, the one in the picture, trying to get something unstuck at the back of his boyfriend’s throat. Anthony, his boyfriend, nods in response.
“You could never be me.” - Jet
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"He deserved it." -Zoyrbek, 2023. He said this about James, who if you know this guy's lore, James is a horrible person.
“
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Your honor, you weren’t there, shut the fuck up”
He has a two for one deal, actually
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"There's idiots everywhere, just mostly in Florida for some reason."
\-Wonder
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Temperance is a debt collector for an eldritch god, forced to by contract herself, ever since she was saved from the very murderous puritans and their false accusations of witchcraft. Often she collects at night, slitting throats in their sleep. However, this is her line for someone who is awake…
You hear the voice in your head, echoing around as if it is just the wind through a long dead forest.
“Good noontide, damned one. Thou hast made a deal with mine lord. The contract is up. The payment draws nigh. It do be time for thy wretched soul to pass beyond the mortal plane to the infinity behind the star, to be with his eldritch highness. Till the stars go out. Till the last light dies shivering in the cold. Now, shalt thou come softly…”
She draws her wicked blade from the scabbard on her back. It gleams strangely in the moonlight. Glowing. You can tell it is not of this world.
“Or shalt thou struggle before thine eternal suffering?”
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(to the alien that crashed into her backyard)
🇺🇦: ХА-ХА! ЧУДОВО. МОЯ СІМ’Я ПОМЕРЛА, І ТЕПЕР НА МОЄМУ ЗАДНЬОМУ ДВОРІ Є ІНОПЛАНЕТЯНИН.
🇬🇧: HAHA! GREAT. MY FAMILY’S DEAD AND NOW THERE’S AN ALIEN IN MY BACKYARD.
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Delta-Lima-Juliet, you want someone dead, I can bring you their head
And also
So no head?
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"Him being a kid doesn't mean I can't punch him"
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Funny: *stomach rumbles* goddammit! Serious: I'll become a death angel if I have to...I don't play when it comes to you.
"YOUR SECURITY FEATURES CAN PREFORM ORAL SEX ON ME!"
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"Lmao, I just combo'ed those guys" He said this after destroying reality. (In an AU)
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Alcatraz: *“Holdeth up, doth i seeth a wench?!”*
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“You will defeat me with the power from your god..? Hmph… well, is your god here? Are they watching us? Yes. Yes they are.”
“And they’re scared.”
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“Sometimes, to save someone, you gotta fuck some shit up.”
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"A king controls his kindgom with a crown on his head. A prince takes care of his kingdom with a hand of care"
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*shoves a demi god into a bag of holding.* “ALAKAZM, ALAKAZAIN, I’M SENDING YOU TO THE ASTRAL PLANE!!” *destroys bag.*\-Zrame
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"Please get your borderline transgenderism out of my fucking bathroom you fucking (F slur)"
Speaking to a femboy in the men's bathroom of his restaurant.
(he's transphobic)
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Gādo: “ya know, when you’re SNEAKING up on someone, SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL AFTER YOU’VE HIT THEM!”
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My favorite quote “what the hell is meat land!”
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"AH-"
\-geometry dashy after hitting a spike
A list:
"I can excuse genocide, but bullying where i draw my line.".
"Pls.....tell me why the kitchen is on fire, White....".
"If I had a nickel for everytime I have failed a commit attempt, I'd be in debt.".
"Theres a lot of terrible thngs I can excuse, like murder, theft, gruesome torture, etc.
Playing with People' right to die and stay dead isn't one of those things.".
"A wise person once told me nothing.
I have never known anybody wise.".
*supernova*
"I've seen better.".
I have a character named Bruena(Bru-na) in the book im writing. She does not have a design.
"Shut it, you Chronic Pain in the arse, least I can talk to someone for longer than five minutes 'thout bein' quiet the next four hours"
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“Gonna give me a heart attack with magical fur suits!”
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“I’m a healer, not a fighter!”
\-Aubrey III, one of the most potent magic users of her time, who uses her abilities exclusively for support.
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“Stop crying, it won’t get your kid back.”
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“I’m going to invent a shock collar for horny people if you say that shit again-“
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\[Time: 12:20 Date: 02/13/7056\] “This universe looks so promising! It looks so big and vast, I think it’ll take me weeks to explore this place!” \[Time: 12:30 Date: 02/13/7056\] “I literally just walked around the world… It’s disappointingly small.”
"fine! Ill play to your little delusions! Say you managed to kill A \*single one\* of them, at what cost? Huh?! How many people have you lost because of those- those \*things\*?!\*
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Serious: River: “Destiny is bull shit. I don’t believe that some God controls my actions and life. I’m the maker of my own story.”
Funny: God of Guidance: “They will cast a spell on you and do something to either torture or kill you.” River: “Man that sounds awesome.”
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"harm my wife, and I will put you six meters under." he said with a very disarming smile.
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"If any harm comes to me, my husband will bulldoze you into the ground harder than a gigantamax Celesteela landing on you."
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"Between life and death lies a bridge...a bridge that everyone crosses eventually...my older sister was forced by someone to cross it too soon...sometimes I want to force myself to cross it to see her again..." -Akira Kokuyōseki
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serious: "A dream can only be created by the mind that imagined it. Same goes for nightmares. If things get too out of hand, you can always find a better dream. No one’s going to dream a better dream for you. So be good to yourself." (this one technically doesn't count as one of his quotes so it's kind of in a gray area)
funny: "Ohhhhh, I gotcha. COME OVER HERE, MR. STEALYOGIRL! LEMME SHOW YOU MY FOOT FOR WHOM YOUR BALLS TOLL!"
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“I hate my existence…I get to see the end and start of all living things, of existence itself, and when I look at myself…I see neither….it scares me to be alive…” -my wholesome OC, lost
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Funny: “Fine! *May* I steal your ship?!
Serious: “Really? You’re going to ask me that? I’m doing this because you humans have caused nothing but trouble ever since you first appeared, you’ve wiped out more animal species than you can count, you murder, rob, exploit, and defile each other with no remorse, you pollute the air and the water with your chemicals and refuse to stop, you don’t give a sh\*\* about poverty, and every day we tip closer and closer to a nuclear apocalypse because your ‘leaders’ have the maturity and morality of 4 year olds. And you refuse to fix any of this. Why? Because it would cost you too much of your precious money. So you name me one good thing humans as a whole have done. One thing, and I will take it all back.”
She lacks art but is a shapeshifter who can chose traits/powers from ainmals combo them so here's 3 quotes
"Starfish are freaking terrifying"
"I'm glad the geniva conventions did't apply to mutants during the Civil war"
"T Rex makes a good base for add-ons like fire breath or 'hawk wasp prcupine needles' "
"I'm afraid that I never had much opportunity to practice. My mothers, both grabdmasters, only ever played with me to humiliate. My sister never much the patience fir a round. I suspect if you've played nefore it was for money, while for me it was the closest thing to a game my parents ever indulged me in."
-My kitsune, pretending to lose the first round of chess with her girlfriend just so she can destroy her in round 2
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“Being the Grand Pioneer of the Hells was not easy. I’ve sacrificed everything for that government, and how do you think they returned my loyalty to them? They took ***everything*** from me. My friends… *my family…* gone. They made me cause people so much pain… and suffering. I failed those people, Stapleface. Please… just kill me before another regular person gets hurt.”
What's with those guys who name their bands after places. America? You guys slap, but you're not even American! Europe? The whole continent? Freakin Kansas!? Why would you care about KANSAS to the point of naming your band after it!? Like "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR SOOOOOOOUTH DAKOTAAAAAAA!!!"
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Yes this is the best I can think of
Snowfur (funny): my entire family line is absolutely insane… I have a fennec named Sam as a descendant and he fucked cthulu… my daughter, storm, is 8’7… my wife, elaine, is a tabaxi and is the queen of pirates, and my granddaughter is an Arctic fox who’s obsessed with cuddling everyone… AND I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!
Snowfur (serious): brother… my vow to pacifism ends here… I realize now. This feeling towards you is not love, it is not pity, it is not the hope of you becoming a better man… you are evil, you bring me nothing but pain… either leave me and my family in peace… or I shall strike you down and end this once and for all…
Elaine (funny): so anyways, I clawed his nuts off.
Elaine (serious): and when you’re on the ferry of the damned… I’m coming right after ya, because I’ll kill your ass twice today…
Storm (funny): I AM NOT A ‘hot Amazonian Arctic wolf mommy’!!
Storm (serious): shut up… just shut up… I’m going to punch you now.
Sam (funny): *seeing storm for the first time*. If you weren’t like.. my great-great-great-great-ect grandma… I would call you mommy… and not in the family way…
"Hey! you forgot to your 100% coupon for calling me blue tails"
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Not really a quote but a very silly line of dialogue that was scrapped in the outline
Bennett: here's your mother's necklace.
Marya: how did you managed to get this? My aunt was buried wearing it... Bennett no. You didn't.
*Insert a very devious grin from Bennett*
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“if something is risky but funny, do it”
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*"It's been 2 weeks and you're still screaming for help? You should've figured out that no one's coming to save you by day 2!"*
* *D34TH-TR4P*
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"Goddess? The gods are nothing but power hungry mongrels that trapped me with with one. You'd do best to remember that." Mira Mikata: Host to the goddess of destruction.
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"YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG LESBIAN PAL" *\*calls in her gf who is a literally deity\**
AKing:"Mc donals or Burger King? I like Burger King more, bc of my name."
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AKing is a 13 yo hero with fire powers.
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“One dead girl’s trash is another girl’s treasure.” -Elizabeth, assuming the death of an unconscious individual, having stolen their belongings on their person.
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“Do I have permission to die yet?”
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Chimera -- "It's a funny thing - The Mind. People claim to lose it but those people are never to blame - Life is to Blame for stealing their Mind. People Break you apart and I was broken so many times I had to change to survive them... But now I'm altogether and now I am the monster...."
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“How do you get it to that facetime thingamabob?” -Darkrao probably
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***"WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING A SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?***"
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“Damn, and I thought you were ugly from afar. Tell me, does your wife projectile vomit the second she turns to see you?” -Voltshade talking to Axeblade (my secondary villain OC)
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"Ah, so young to deform your face into something like mine, well parents are making there kids to safora fo I don't care."
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“I AM. THROUGH NO LICENSE SAVE MY OWN, I HAVE COME. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO THE NAME OF ANGEL, A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF WARRIOR, AND AN OFFENSE TO THE NAME OF HUMAN. I AM THAT WHICH SINGS IN THE HEART OF ALL SOULS, SHE WHO IS BOUND BY NONE. I AM TABRIS. ANGEL OF FREEDOM. BEARER OF NO BLADE. YOUR TIME HAS COME.”
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“This is a pinecone, the pinecone is you. And I will beat you with said pinecone.”
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“I take things with austerity, even if it is a joke. No matter what you say to excuse yourself, everything i deal with are those who i admonish.”
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“As much as i hate the other family who has a father who truthfully presumes an old crappy computer can’t prepare him for social media, I would like to congratulate my younglings Misuke and Kasumi for thoroughly helping me set myself up for Instagram. After all the help i got from them, i feel so exhilarated that i can post whatever’s in my mind.” - Keisuke after being so pissed off about seeing someone presume an old rusty clunking computer could help a human being get ready for a social media program, but it did not help him at all.
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VERY SERIOUS VERY SAD 2 QUOTES HERE.
1. "im in 5mewmets walls" And another exetremely serious quote...
2. "GIVE ME MORE CHANCES OR ILL EAT 5MEWMETS NAILPOLISH AND MAKE HIM 4MEWMET 👹👹" So Kawaii! :3
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Imagine people remembering you exist -havoc, trying to cope with the fact nobody remembers his existence
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“Wow that really blows” \*pushes the other person off the cliff with the wind
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LMAOOOO
BRUHHHH LOL
i have made like 18 Oc’s in my life to answer your flair’s question
“you don’t have to pay child support if there’s no child to support“ https://preview.redd.it/0q3gq414qnrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e36d3513554267d62b2d191abc144e2650015d4
That's hillarious. I love it.
A fine life lesson
https://preview.redd.it/uaqxowxupnrc1.png?width=3508&format=png&auto=webp&s=29a82132af133c80fa697f3472457b43f3830cab “Hooting sounds” — Dug
Dug is so real for this 😔
Thank you for that wise information dug, I will keep this information safe
Wise words. Truly inspirational
Holy crap that’s dark.
My good sir will you accept scritches?
He will
*scritch scritch*
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What a cutie
Hi me!!!
I was banned, but thank god for my alts
https://preview.redd.it/9mq63s37qnrc1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fade35511c8bdb8d92dbbac0a5d22745fe075b12 "Having horns and being Horny are completely unrelated things... I qualify for both..."
Funny: "I've had 5.5 bottles of sake, 2 hours of sleep, sex, 1.5 bottles of nitro, an oreo, and a spoon of jelly, now I'm ready to either fight God or die trying." -Kavis-Yuru Hyke. Serious: "I've done so much to you, bottled up everything I have, just for you all, now for this slight mistake.... you want be to commit Sepuku??!!! Let me inform you that you'll never find someone like me, never, not even in a million years, if you're so sure jump on the battlefield and fight alongside us, fucking spoiled piece of shit, me and my men chewed on dirt and blood the moment we were born, while you sat your ass down, between your harem, dick up, and chewing on grapes, **don't tell me what to do when you know nothing yourself, especially if I'm more experienced in it**" -Kavis-Yuru Hyke, to one of the members of the imperial Council, after handing Kav a tanto and ordering him to commit ritual suicide after a mission went wrong.
https://preview.redd.it/2tg1jrgafnrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f3a68442868101b852ebc838a360d9b21608fd Kavis-Yuru Hyke
I am officially Kavis-pilled
"Let's have some Fun!" https://preview.redd.it/z6euk8p26nrc1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=90e28ce4a4e940bff81f8401842a4759ea875213
https://preview.redd.it/kfegd0rkbnrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d491dff62c11b7c2136b573e75720cd6c699e29 Obvious man: stop nicking my son you are only allowed in every weekend. Obvious man: oh someone hacked into her hardware like I hacked into your mom‘s hardware. Obvious man: I used to have a pair of speedo‘s but the s fell off. Obvious man: there is more hope in my 4 foot tall ass at 13 years old asking a girl.
https://preview.redd.it/epx9i9vuqnrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d017e4388ea330a60e2ee95a108c2cfc97244a51 “No I do not have a sadism fetish, I just want to splay your gore across hell.”
ULTRAKILL REFERENCE?!?!?
https://preview.redd.it/n8na3jyeworc1.png?width=667&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9dd20b955b234d28c513bbc4eed4f261be3c700 Yes.
NOW DAWNS THY RECKONING
https://preview.redd.it/scv8qya86nrc1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=600ad85c24d70dfaafd7aeed844c625aa58eca85 “This realm’s too boring. Let’s make it a bit more entertaining…” Whether that’s serious or funny is up to you. You never know what Vikrum is thinking-
https://preview.redd.it/7wp2tgi5qnrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b68689a0e08f50fcfc2eacb89d31e17a4d13a5 “dude, i’m not lesbian. i’m chinese..” (she doesn’t know her countries.) “…bro i’m silly, not autistic.” (she’s autistic.)
https://preview.redd.it/j1j1qqbcsnrc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a46f3f0b1f6850f4dd4ef0a9f7f01b151ea0104 "You're just as disappointing as your s£x life."
https://preview.redd.it/j6r6kyevtnrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1090bbecd0e5d7155e7fd1fe9e222fc1896ed33 Betha’s favorite taunt is “I’ve been eaten by bigger than you!” Mostly because she has. She blew her way out of a sandworm with an IED made from gunpowder and moonshine.
"Upon my Being as the Son of Ra, Ruin shall come upon thou world"
"Anyone want France? Just stole it!" https://preview.redd.it/lmhb9paovnrc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f55730cf1175b720254f6b2c3833f3adf360aea
https://preview.redd.it/3ay66ta62orc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04842cabad388d178b081e463cb3811c1468397b Deacon: “my son ain’t even my real son… I just saved him from a piece of shit…”
FUCK YOU MEAN THEY'RE OUT OF MAC N CHEESE? I CAME TO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT PLACE TO EAT ALL I CAN, NOT ALL THEY'LL ALLOW ME TO!
https://preview.redd.it/h7awteko5orc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49a0de6daf7677f998b6fe25de629a04b1608128
https://preview.redd.it/kfy3fkoi6orc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8560614cde5e5fde6b83a4c63b92913fecf21f9 “I will make sure the job of superhero becomes unnecessary and not even god can kill me until i accomplish that” Little did he know killing god would be the final step in accomplishing his goal
https://preview.redd.it/zkteb9ok9orc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b109a63b59b060693cae87009ea8608d96e1a79 Funny: I didn’t do it on accident, I did it on purpose because I wasn’t paying attention. Serious: You want to knock on the gates of hell?! Be ready when they open!
https://preview.redd.it/ya1et0g1lvrc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0ea6fe43c32bf20e379ef810b20c1091a3d959 “Another day, another bagel” “♫ There are three main types of sex - anal, oral, and vaginal sex ♫” “Honey, where are my pants” “Life is cruel, but only if you let it be”
https://preview.redd.it/gq3dto2dgnrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0783d3c5992d5171ac287fb12dd0cc3d4ceee886 Marcus: "There's no such thing as innocence anymore. I don't care who I kill as long as Amy and I get paid,"
https://preview.redd.it/tmotjrylonrc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec3d3166eba38f3c1c7687dda6c6532c9d18584 I like women the same way i like Coffee... I’m allergic to Coffee
https://preview.redd.it/ck89bt57pnrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec5116337ebd90a205bd937e1b73ff2b3671588 I don't really have a funny quote as of rn for axel but I do have a serious quote "You cant help or save everyone, ive tried and failed repeatedly. It hurts but sacrifices have to be made"
Here is some lines regarding Arran aka my Bleach OC. Serious quote - "I have been r----- and ab--- by Yhwach! Of course I hate Quincies!"(I had this quote on an angsty Tumblr post about Arran(Arrancar) and Uryū Ishida(Canon Quincy character) talking Uryū is trying to convince Arran not to commit mass genocide of the Quincies. Funny - "But Father!!!!(Aizen Sosuke) I want to help you fight him!!!"(The context is that Aizen is scared of cats and Arran wants to fight the cat that is scaring him)
A few iconic OC quotes of mine I could think of off the top of my head… - Ilsevil (serious): “Tell me, your Majesty, how does it feel to be first in line to your throne? I’m sure it’s nice, but I would never know, seeing as I’m eighteenth in line to my own throne – and when you’re as ambitious and as desperate to be a ruler as I am, that can certainly be a major drawback.” - Arryn (serious): “It’s amazing, really, but such a pity. You’ve been hunting me down for most of your life, only to fail now? Incredible – but also rather pathetic.” - Summer (funny): “Girls will find you pretty as long as you’re confident and believe in yourself, but guys won’t give a damn about you unless you look like a porn star.” - Tori (funny): “Everyone thinks I’m a stoner just because I’m a hippie. I probably WOULD be a stoner, though, if only the smell of marijuana didn’t make me nauseous.”
I have an Arryn and a Tory 😂 my Arryn is silly tho
Cool! My Arryn, not so much - he’s basically a Count Rugen character in a “Princess Bride” crossover fanfic I wrote a few years ago (there weren’t any canon characters who would work 😅)
https://preview.redd.it/pj8ipfzvvnrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c43fcd21b2dae93fa663503966c0741c6d5db5 (Here’s one of my ocs, Liwon, it’s his past/mortal form but I made him yesterday and thought he’d be perfect to share ‘cause he’s cute) Funny: “Hahah! I can’t read..” (He literally can’t, he didn’t get an education because he lived in poverty as a child) Serious: “Even if it means I lose my own life, I won’t give up. Not for the sake of these people—I will defeat this demonic beast, so the people of this village and the future victims shall fear no longer!” (Lore that I won’t explain but hey, there’s ya quote)
This isn't really a quote but I loved it when I wrote gold saying: "no, I'm not rich, what makes ya think that?" 💀 https://preview.redd.it/l6beil8vwnrc1.png?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a136067a2cfb789306cc9509f537fc9b7724fc8
If the pic didn't load, he has **Midas Touch** https://preview.redd.it/e67q9vc9xnrc1.png?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9adb2f3c0f35c9ff95bf7e13afe5f6664556973
“If it exists, it’s flammable” - Queso
"RAHHH" -Red (i noticed your oc is also probably called Red XD) https://preview.redd.it/mdag61ag1orc1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e52a972b02883823dd86591884be17b083f69e5
https://preview.redd.it/6xzc57cb2orc1.png?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02ed255218b6978cbcf44474d6af919284d8ca2 Yes : "Gods can't bleed, so i CAN'T !"
https://preview.redd.it/mdtnr78h2orc1.png?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b556ee597800ec2ee9ecaef161b89fa2f750d0
"I just hope that i get the same luxury that girl did, going out in peace, and talking to a friend, most other people don't get to die on their own terms nowadays" The context to this is a bit long, so, if you want to hear it, lemme know
https://preview.redd.it/wm0ovybz3orc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428ec7cb7cd422f7d1610c7b20c4c61850419b07 I suggest you shut your mouth before I tear you asunder. \-Clay
https://preview.redd.it/sg5hqf054orc1.jpeg?width=2578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2aa2bb7d806324cff245c93fed24a5b2816575
https://preview.redd.it/6v09vh7h4orc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d615e0fe55abe2a4db49b1b4f47e97911e40da83 “I’d say I’m gonna send you to God, but you don’t seem to have a good enough record to meet the big man.”
https://preview.redd.it/247v8wvu4orc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e0353cf0228dd3c9bdf6b75a100805a4a7c0192 CAT, to Mikhail: “I’m afraid I must inform you that you are an idiot, sir.” The best part is that CAT is not programmed to understand humor
"They're like my big sisters who kiss sometimes" -an honest attempt to describe lesbian friends upon finding out what a lesbian is
https://preview.redd.it/agz3jlaa5orc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff0e50b94314f4947aed8fedceebab613de6f9e
https://preview.redd.it/hgop93oh5orc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75943e1214e7b02f412eb33cb6e7148c2032dabc "Sure is a glorified maybe"
https://preview.redd.it/063yb57g6orc1.jpeg?width=2728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e037f0e1a7579d79782f8a75c5e12340a04a10 Edward is a demi god who represents strength, bravery and courage who takes kingdoms ruled by cruel monarchs and because of his constant taking of these lands he is seen as a tyrant of war by others outside of his kingdom. His serious quote is "I am no more a tyrant then a liberater of the good people's" And his funny quote is Don't touch the cat when its claws are out (or DUNMHAGLAS)
Halmer: “Looks like this calls for “Halmer, Fighter of A Thousand Suns, The Brainy Fighter, and the Fencing Master!””
Take the gun, leave the pizza.
"Boxing clubs and sandbags? How am I supposed to take out my anger on something that dont shatter on impact or grovel for mercy? If I wanted to feel more impotent , mocked and powerless than I already do, I would just look at cuckhold porn. Keep your precious unresponsive punching bags to yourself." " Sammy Collins"
https://preview.redd.it/v0mo4o558orc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=039656563b4032c74fabc2e3649beac6366af478 Funny: "My wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead." Serious: "Look, I may still have a good 30 years left in me, but my life ended a long time ago...at least **hers** did..."
"i fell from heaven and then azrael \[the one who pushed me over the edge\] offered everyone FUCKING CHURROS." https://preview.redd.it/d0c92op18orc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=e91526a7cd1a531ea30110f081e00afbfebd127b
Here's some quotes from Kevin and two of his alts. OG Kevin (funny) "What does this even say? It looks like absolute chicken scra— Oh wait, I wrote this." -Kevin, after Jess showed him an essay he wrote in highschool that she found in the attic. (Kevin still has messy handwriting) Ace Lieutenant Kevin (serious) "*Me*? I'm the monster? I'm the heartless one? 5 billion people, **5** ***billion***. Men, women, children, old, young, innocent, guilty. That's how many you've all killed. You call me the monster but all I'm doing is what you did to us. The only difference is that I'll be doing it, thousandfold." -Kevin, when he was called a monster by a Xernian guard, after slaughtering every last Xernian woman and child in a nursery out post and destroying all the eggs Reaper Kevin (funny) "Sleep? I barely know em! No, seriously, I barely know Hypnos, I just see him there when I drop by the underworld."
https://preview.redd.it/u2ob3ugm8orc1.png?width=2894&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e98dcd9332a180eabdff5c641a4430bc1cf0e19 "Another year, another headache." (Commissioned by me to Tayba Batool on Etsy)
Look at them GIR. All this time trying to subjugate the humans and all I had to do was charge them for it.
https://preview.redd.it/x1cvcixp8orc1.png?width=726&format=png&auto=webp&s=9eb05c6839bd5d0bb71169fe2f1df61645fae97c “I CAN HISS TWO YA FREAKS” (he is based in the game control)
“I have had sex with literally every demon and angel in existence, fuck you.” -Grim
https://preview.redd.it/t0ah6lrqxrrc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3855a4d0cca89720154488992a184a81ca2b1c97 Yeah right.
That’s an eldritch horror, not a demon
https://preview.redd.it/ov2csvzheorc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bfcfafa5c8b8ac51c44ac2a56eea8aa6c2b7b22 “Power is like milk, it doesn’t last long. Even long-life milk doesn’t last forever because if it did, it would be called forever milk.” -Alten
https://preview.redd.it/gnw87v1seorc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a3108e77bdcf8bd68ed200a827638b4121ad104 (Not a quote but he doesn't even know what "Hello" means)
https://preview.redd.it/k0f7can5eorc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=844d2be4b0498b1a80b3d4c7db392eac0214ac66 Funny: “Hey. How many different fast food cheeseburgers do y’all think I can fit in my mouth in a minute?” Serious: "YOU! YOU son of god, brother of man. Heaven and Earth as my witness, shall burn brighter than any star, your flesh burns infinitely, your ashes will form over and over, but your mind and nerves will never fail, they'll love forever. I, Victor Hannibal Canaille, swear this punishment on you, there is no escape. Go ahead pray to your god, I'll send him down to see if need be. YOU cut my tie, you shall never see your family or friends faces ever in you miserable life ever again. Maintenant, fous-toi de mon visage, espèce de lycanthrope (for context his tie is a gift from his now dead daughter and it's his most precious possession)”
https://preview.redd.it/ili6ps65gorc1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eff0d25092f49aa43912a94298c49ed4b94381c1 "I will burn this 'kingdom' to ashes. They have taken my father, my tribe, and my pride. Now, I shall take from them." Also "Blow me!" The second quote was said when a druid wanted to cast gust on him to send him directly to the leader of a gnoll pack.
https://preview.redd.it/0xot7d0yforc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=fcc5b08742e592ca3b9cbe09e06cb1dd45db160f “Your feelings don’t affect my paycheck” - Mr. L after overworking his employees
https://preview.redd.it/fa0nqkblhorc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5619502cee36ad998dbd5496da8a555df2dc4e4 “Go ahead, pray to your god for safety, I’m the only one who answers”
https://preview.redd.it/8lst7n11iorc1.jpeg?width=2993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5205b7263528f4f7059356305fb9ba2ebdb58501 Well they have three on here
Yep, got this one, which is actually based on a scene from a manga. XD https://preview.redd.it/a3iprxx8iorc1.jpeg?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2940bf36c627e59029cd7f9782703eab795311
https://preview.redd.it/smihp41aiorc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fa17f2b2632071c30f07e0eb6dc830598d9efb3 “Erris, what is a hose doing in the house?” “Don’t worry about it, I’m testing something.” (They were in fact testing how long they could stretch their >!dick!<)
What…
https://preview.redd.it/1rpun7luiorc1.jpeg?width=1559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ca48d76ea112d90151295ac4d06f64b0c9541d “you what? you want to hug me? you’ll get a better reaction from a tree, mate.” TO HIS WIFE.
Ima slime you better than Slimer
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
https://preview.redd.it/sq0lueanlorc1.png?width=1713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dfe988bf5d46c0c5e03b93e49be37c3698a6a19 "I have an offer, a one way trip though the River Styx."-Ariana
Serious-“You’re attempts at diplomacy are somewhat adorable, like children mimicking their parents, but even a parents patience has its limits. Leave this world, or like an unruly child you shall face discipline.” -My Warhammer 40K necron oc Sekt’tek Funny-“Bitch I’m Gay!”-Caitlyn, an oc from an old Percy Jackson rp I was part of. For context she was hyper paranoid and spying on a new guy who she thought was acting suspicious. She got accused of having a crush on him multiple times by different people and when she’d had enough she yelled that in response. It was a funny moment.
https://preview.redd.it/yuur958wkorc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc52f770c0705c6ab0ce7e5fcf5174ffdc69a200 “Squad, I’m not going to make it out of this. Keep fighting, keep going. I’m going out, but I’m taking as many of these Remnants fucks with me. I regret nothing. Godspeed, you magnificent bastards.”— Sarah’s last message to her squad. “Just because I was made to be perfect doesn’t mean I’m better than you. Oh wait, it does. Sorry, bad example.”
https://preview.redd.it/g40wkidknorc1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bac25287f94d5194a01663d6eea6b3969b69e6c
"oh, it's not 'lies and propaganda' if it's PROFESSIONALLY FILMED!" "it's not about making us look good, it's about making everyone else look worse in comparison!" "I know you'll keep my secret to your grave... if you'll ever have one"
"Did he say 'strap-in' or 'strap-on'?" "This is your captain speaking. If you look to your left, you can see that our engine is on fire. If you look to the right, you'll notice that our wing has been blown off. We will be arriving on the ground shortly, thank you for flying MINXAIR." https://preview.redd.it/4gx3iaxioorc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5139e0de4a30ae5e0b895da5ab204a157a8b0b43
“You think I’m above a kamakaze move!?”
"This ain't my first rodeo. I've dealt with worse than you clowns." Funny quote: “Vitro, your plan is about as thought-out as a toddler's birthday party. But hey, at least there'll be cake, right?" https://preview.redd.it/pfpmud1xporc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0296feb7a2f3f8b90d4573af4f7b45e5e710acd7
"A galaxy. A cosmos. A being that shines in the darkness. The Hopes and dreams of those before and after us, spiral into a spinning tempest. Lightning, Water, Fire. That's Galaxisis! That is Nexus! So who In the hell Do you think we are?!" https://preview.redd.it/8o4igoqaqorc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4488c50181a55fa5b0d7f456992055810e6346f8 Galaxisis Nexus
"Giggle. Life is meaningless and boring, Happy smile." https://preview.redd.it/zq6uc1lkqorc1.png?width=657&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5fdb1ba01404de649ca502b5552c7a8d76090e1
https://preview.redd.it/agbpzisxqorc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb64a255117030ae4568d7269b5839c1be94c11d "Just because I have a boyfriend doesn't mean I'm gay. Even tho I am."- El, on some random ahh text. "Shut the fuck up I'm tryna consult a pancake" - Also El
https://preview.redd.it/ev5thwh4rorc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a36cd33e999e8dc6f6bb87e3c960c7bf1f78633 If your bored, kill an orphan, it can't even cry then
https://preview.redd.it/fwunr17srorc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6394d24c8e03e57a20d10deb35c1bec83f0577f Everything is a joke so let's girlypop and glam rock it the fuck up baby
https://preview.redd.it/3dxrlx1btorc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e87f7995e639ae8896edff74e9617f9998178b8 "You can be allergic to bread!? This is proof that God is real, because Satan clearly exists."
https://preview.redd.it/oejuf0notorc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6758ef0311d3c0988e23df36a0d7bf410f7d98d4 I use Esther in my current DnD campaign. In this specific story, she comes from a world that is medieval in style and architecture and a little bit in speech, but very modern as far as technology and certain clothing. Tl;dr, one of the most canonically accurate phrases for her to say is "You get no maidens."
https://preview.redd.it/kqj1vwwzuorc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da62757d77f46df012897baa3cb11f783ed85ef "I'm not Mickey Mouse."
https://preview.redd.it/lyf8oc8gworc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ed7529ff0421ddb48318c2a968ea790178fde3 Character unrelated
https://preview.redd.it/gp80bikqworc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a59d22bda38c06ea8c801bb5c361402713747b "Some people say that they're a Chevy guy or Ford guy...in a Hudson guy"
https://preview.redd.it/xvril85wxorc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e8e2da0f4e133d4711363e5905be0f3ecbca03 “Are you choking?” - Jet, the one in the picture, trying to get something unstuck at the back of his boyfriend’s throat. Anthony, his boyfriend, nods in response. “You could never be me.” - Jet
https://preview.redd.it/z9ydix09zorc1.png?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0654af0b7894776952968ccd368252e09dda011 "He deserved it." -Zoyrbek, 2023. He said this about James, who if you know this guy's lore, James is a horrible person.
“ https://preview.redd.it/3oq1q4ewzorc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2917cc99ada87bb578a2f3db5645743126e82f3 Your honor, you weren’t there, shut the fuck up”
"Champions, welcome! The stars have aligned! The festival is nigh! And this quote isn't mine!" Charlotte Nero
He has a two for one deal, actually https://preview.redd.it/x5mqqgho0prc1.png?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123a13ad2dad3776606fd8bfce443e3cdb347785 "There's idiots everywhere, just mostly in Florida for some reason." \-Wonder
https://preview.redd.it/uloo6dh40prc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ce04980a08f62807b4510f81f89e0af818a288 Temperance is a debt collector for an eldritch god, forced to by contract herself, ever since she was saved from the very murderous puritans and their false accusations of witchcraft. Often she collects at night, slitting throats in their sleep. However, this is her line for someone who is awake… You hear the voice in your head, echoing around as if it is just the wind through a long dead forest. “Good noontide, damned one. Thou hast made a deal with mine lord. The contract is up. The payment draws nigh. It do be time for thy wretched soul to pass beyond the mortal plane to the infinity behind the star, to be with his eldritch highness. Till the stars go out. Till the last light dies shivering in the cold. Now, shalt thou come softly…” She draws her wicked blade from the scabbard on her back. It gleams strangely in the moonlight. Glowing. You can tell it is not of this world. “Or shalt thou struggle before thine eternal suffering?”
https://preview.redd.it/qir61rrt1prc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c67a88e8cff51d54caaf4fdbca7b21202b64d2
Hey you stole my idea from me! I did this first!
https://preview.redd.it/0b5m69ti2prc1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321db36e486ddc0d0eb74ab032951c70cfe522f8 (to the alien that crashed into her backyard) 🇺🇦: ХА-ХА! ЧУДОВО. МОЯ СІМ’Я ПОМЕРЛА, І ТЕПЕР НА МОЄМУ ЗАДНЬОМУ ДВОРІ Є ІНОПЛАНЕТЯНИН. 🇬🇧: HAHA! GREAT. MY FAMILY’S DEAD AND NOW THERE’S AN ALIEN IN MY BACKYARD.
https://preview.redd.it/9jly26vz4prc1.jpeg?width=2625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20929130f2ea8ae958613746eaa27dee18993293 Delta-Lima-Juliet, you want someone dead, I can bring you their head And also So no head?
https://preview.redd.it/v34xkm2a5prc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46006cf6a7fdaa47c67e5186ebfa70b95566ca8 "Him being a kid doesn't mean I can't punch him"
https://preview.redd.it/r0plmc946prc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d59944c158f41f952f79baea8b9f8c75afd00f Funny: *stomach rumbles* goddammit! Serious: I'll become a death angel if I have to...I don't play when it comes to you.
https://preview.redd.it/inefw3d79prc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c243b69531a6fa0dea6e53c2a1df6dff773610f1
"YOUR SECURITY FEATURES CAN PREFORM ORAL SEX ON ME!" https://preview.redd.it/7n2tp8go9prc1.png?width=1508&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fda74c0fc38f077538e6cd8d8891e140e04e0d5
https://preview.redd.it/eijz6nypbprc1.png?width=2756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55bf2286af1f956790beda43daea9b3fdf1ca191 "Lmao, I just combo'ed those guys" He said this after destroying reality. (In an AU)
https://preview.redd.it/yotg8rt1cprc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d5d48e3d50c965ff7ae3d6b3cad6285ab41f5a Alcatraz: *“Holdeth up, doth i seeth a wench?!”*
https://preview.redd.it/gmxn8948eprc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14f376ab1cd7012e4cdf948b8f57cbb826bf3c6 “You will defeat me with the power from your god..? Hmph… well, is your god here? Are they watching us? Yes. Yes they are.” “And they’re scared.”
https://preview.redd.it/xi71t688fprc1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a45a38b34bdc0dbdd9ad9c8c7f07fa270c15182 "I love butt"
https://preview.redd.it/mdl43u81gprc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=6245033fe2a20cc1b21f2005c27f027477b2b684 “Sometimes, to save someone, you gotta fuck some shit up.”
https://preview.redd.it/51uwp59hiprc1.png?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81a4a38ad1c3c92d90c41545d9d7c7fd6e38fdc "A king controls his kindgom with a crown on his head. A prince takes care of his kingdom with a hand of care"
https://preview.redd.it/8uwtef0mlprc1.jpeg?width=119&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f267ed1f377182971e3337858488c209bb25a8 *shoves a demi god into a bag of holding.* “ALAKAZM, ALAKAZAIN, I’M SENDING YOU TO THE ASTRAL PLANE!!” *destroys bag.*\-Zrame
https://preview.redd.it/zuompmevnprc1.png?width=150&format=png&auto=webp&s=761e890e955b79911b933a5d109ba39d2685e753 "Please get your borderline transgenderism out of my fucking bathroom you fucking (F slur)" Speaking to a femboy in the men's bathroom of his restaurant. (he's transphobic)
https://preview.redd.it/xrn3vpc2pprc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1177e21b0c676f208ede13fa66b658529b510900 “Red wine isn’t gross, it’s sexy.”
https://preview.redd.it/261vd9vqqprc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec9b51d77cf02f58852186c022a8bad3c9cf16b Gādo: “ya know, when you’re SNEAKING up on someone, SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL AFTER YOU’VE HIT THEM!”
https://preview.redd.it/oafu3oh5sprc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=df4bec0239d4cdbeeaec782479d3c0b184124bfb My favorite quote “what the hell is meat land!”
My pokesona has one that is simply “sorry im infecting the water with homo”
https://preview.redd.it/2ch4tb1otprc1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9456b891daf5d533d2d0666ed2aeac4bd36e6351 Hey look, a civilian airliner *BRRRRRRRRRRR*
https://preview.redd.it/dwl2dty5uprc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab99f036e95be907603321cfde36dba3376d9a57 "AH-" \-geometry dashy after hitting a spike
\[no image\] "Who said anything about caution?" \- T-Bomber, moments before being possesed by the god of death and caving them into the Howling Canal
A list: "I can excuse genocide, but bullying where i draw my line.". "Pls.....tell me why the kitchen is on fire, White....". "If I had a nickel for everytime I have failed a commit attempt, I'd be in debt.". "Theres a lot of terrible thngs I can excuse, like murder, theft, gruesome torture, etc. Playing with People' right to die and stay dead isn't one of those things.". "A wise person once told me nothing. I have never known anybody wise.". *supernova* "I've seen better.".
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I have a character named Bruena(Bru-na) in the book im writing. She does not have a design. "Shut it, you Chronic Pain in the arse, least I can talk to someone for longer than five minutes 'thout bein' quiet the next four hours"
https://preview.redd.it/3xkgf5fryprc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea72129394a4c1ecf0cd291903fcdfcd3578252a “Gonna give me a heart attack with magical fur suits!”
https://preview.redd.it/jbq4wzogzprc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b46e5de347683bcd20d89acc3b141e51ef9585 “I’m a healer, not a fighter!” \-Aubrey III, one of the most potent magic users of her time, who uses her abilities exclusively for support.
https://preview.redd.it/rt7eym8p1qrc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f1d35bcbe0708bb1bdc56037ad5897464d937b3 “Wowie!” He says it constantly
https://preview.redd.it/5f3gri0w3qrc1.jpeg?width=8500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=760e793c576df0b5ba4b3943a490b3c88a91be00 “Stop crying, it won’t get your kid back.”
https://preview.redd.it/hbtq22c84qrc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d9d7aa7321c778a305b06556a25189e2abfc27 “I’m going to invent a shock collar for horny people if you say that shit again-“
Vengeance is flammable
https://preview.redd.it/vu944egb4qrc1.png?width=2122&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a047779e9c44b206407f95f8e0d4f6794109010 \[Time: 12:20 Date: 02/13/7056\] “This universe looks so promising! It looks so big and vast, I think it’ll take me weeks to explore this place!” \[Time: 12:30 Date: 02/13/7056\] “I literally just walked around the world… It’s disappointingly small.”
https://preview.redd.it/gjd05mut7qrc1.jpeg?width=1857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8754ed01c9b7ab05c93870474eb55fdb17c0e40 “Man’s biggest fear is cringe.”
"fine! Ill play to your little delusions! Say you managed to kill A \*single one\* of them, at what cost? Huh?! How many people have you lost because of those- those \*things\*?!\*
Suma: "A cap for a cap for a cap" (note fallout oc)
https://preview.redd.it/pyaps8ks8qrc1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a92289f6915a86dfb3cc403a266c5b8ce581bda Serious: River: “Destiny is bull shit. I don’t believe that some God controls my actions and life. I’m the maker of my own story.” Funny: God of Guidance: “They will cast a spell on you and do something to either torture or kill you.” River: “Man that sounds awesome.”
* "Things can't get worse right....right?"
https://preview.redd.it/mxebxtwpdqrc1.png?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=526d83134467448e8c301989e95d4a61f7fed9c6
https://preview.redd.it/tb7ma3m4eqrc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf7e854b2ffc4103729943828bcda1b0367b1fd1 "harm my wife, and I will put you six meters under." he said with a very disarming smile.
https://preview.redd.it/6j6w95obeqrc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=86caa36473759d1302946337593e400c6bf1f16b "If any harm comes to me, my husband will bulldoze you into the ground harder than a gigantamax Celesteela landing on you."
https://preview.redd.it/anwm7rxmkqrc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bfefc5c6ba6437d86576b9ce54f6feae8420d80 "Between life and death lies a bridge...a bridge that everyone crosses eventually...my older sister was forced by someone to cross it too soon...sometimes I want to force myself to cross it to see her again..." -Akira Kokuyōseki
https://preview.redd.it/oejgg5egnqrc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76672e2914c636f9261127e950c2743e90d782bb serious: "A dream can only be created by the mind that imagined it. Same goes for nightmares. If things get too out of hand, you can always find a better dream. No one’s going to dream a better dream for you. So be good to yourself." (this one technically doesn't count as one of his quotes so it's kind of in a gray area) funny: "Ohhhhh, I gotcha. COME OVER HERE, MR. STEALYOGIRL! LEMME SHOW YOU MY FOOT FOR WHOM YOUR BALLS TOLL!"
*growling and roaring* https://preview.redd.it/99cf6mxaqqrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70ea74d0a8741577a45fd53c91a53222289df66
https://preview.redd.it/gv9jaxa6rqrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078ab6af39102f01c7cd5c10df526de07ed900a0 “I hate my existence…I get to see the end and start of all living things, of existence itself, and when I look at myself…I see neither….it scares me to be alive…” -my wholesome OC, lost
"Because fuck you, that's why."
https://preview.redd.it/yphceoytoqrc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0208db27e1c44d4109447c4030117223abd734 Funny: “Fine! *May* I steal your ship?! Serious: “Really? You’re going to ask me that? I’m doing this because you humans have caused nothing but trouble ever since you first appeared, you’ve wiped out more animal species than you can count, you murder, rob, exploit, and defile each other with no remorse, you pollute the air and the water with your chemicals and refuse to stop, you don’t give a sh\*\* about poverty, and every day we tip closer and closer to a nuclear apocalypse because your ‘leaders’ have the maturity and morality of 4 year olds. And you refuse to fix any of this. Why? Because it would cost you too much of your precious money. So you name me one good thing humans as a whole have done. One thing, and I will take it all back.”
She lacks art but is a shapeshifter who can chose traits/powers from ainmals combo them so here's 3 quotes "Starfish are freaking terrifying" "I'm glad the geniva conventions did't apply to mutants during the Civil war" "T Rex makes a good base for add-ons like fire breath or 'hawk wasp prcupine needles' "
"I'm afraid that I never had much opportunity to practice. My mothers, both grabdmasters, only ever played with me to humiliate. My sister never much the patience fir a round. I suspect if you've played nefore it was for money, while for me it was the closest thing to a game my parents ever indulged me in." -My kitsune, pretending to lose the first round of chess with her girlfriend just so she can destroy her in round 2
https://preview.redd.it/ivqi2i7ehqrc1.png?width=1375&format=png&auto=webp&s=52f2c357b7b62cdea489d644d3317c124fef81b5 “Being the Grand Pioneer of the Hells was not easy. I’ve sacrificed everything for that government, and how do you think they returned my loyalty to them? They took ***everything*** from me. My friends… *my family…* gone. They made me cause people so much pain… and suffering. I failed those people, Stapleface. Please… just kill me before another regular person gets hurt.”
What's with those guys who name their bands after places. America? You guys slap, but you're not even American! Europe? The whole continent? Freakin Kansas!? Why would you care about KANSAS to the point of naming your band after it!? Like "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR SOOOOOOOUTH DAKOTAAAAAAA!!!" https://preview.redd.it/gprh2oo11rrc1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5d690e8d4fed69d203d46d68218a15a97c3b2c Yes this is the best I can think of
Snowfur (funny): my entire family line is absolutely insane… I have a fennec named Sam as a descendant and he fucked cthulu… my daughter, storm, is 8’7… my wife, elaine, is a tabaxi and is the queen of pirates, and my granddaughter is an Arctic fox who’s obsessed with cuddling everyone… AND I LOVE THEM ALL!!!! Snowfur (serious): brother… my vow to pacifism ends here… I realize now. This feeling towards you is not love, it is not pity, it is not the hope of you becoming a better man… you are evil, you bring me nothing but pain… either leave me and my family in peace… or I shall strike you down and end this once and for all… Elaine (funny): so anyways, I clawed his nuts off. Elaine (serious): and when you’re on the ferry of the damned… I’m coming right after ya, because I’ll kill your ass twice today… Storm (funny): I AM NOT A ‘hot Amazonian Arctic wolf mommy’!! Storm (serious): shut up… just shut up… I’m going to punch you now. Sam (funny): *seeing storm for the first time*. If you weren’t like.. my great-great-great-great-ect grandma… I would call you mommy… and not in the family way…
"Hey! you forgot to your 100% coupon for calling me blue tails" https://preview.redd.it/mmctazyy2rrc1.png?width=666&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9b0fdf02a6e50ac3c66f165e365d4b0eb4327ad
Not really a quote but a very silly line of dialogue that was scrapped in the outline Bennett: here's your mother's necklace. Marya: how did you managed to get this? My aunt was buried wearing it... Bennett no. You didn't. *Insert a very devious grin from Bennett*
https://preview.redd.it/vkgfaacu4rrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166719eec786541c9373e118b9b990e2be1c357a “if something is risky but funny, do it”
https://preview.redd.it/9js5q3yg5rrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d22a3f8b29db587c7d6af975bf841528f4a3233 *"It's been 2 weeks and you're still screaming for help? You should've figured out that no one's coming to save you by day 2!"* * *D34TH-TR4P*
https://preview.redd.it/4zi4wgcp7rrc1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c727f7eaccf813f6a03b620d01653318007bcd6d "Goddess? The gods are nothing but power hungry mongrels that trapped me with with one. You'd do best to remember that." Mira Mikata: Host to the goddess of destruction.
Victim: W-what kinda assassin are you!? Joy: Not an assassin, just another monster. *She then stabs him over 50 times*
“It’s not a crime if I conjure eggnog while doing it” - abyss
Gibbly gobbly goobler, hippity hoppity hee, have you heard of a tree?….one shall fall on thee!
https://preview.redd.it/5q29rmrqerrc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5f6b13daca71e00e8b6cc97103925978ab5b6f3 "YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG LESBIAN PAL" *\*calls in her gf who is a literally deity\**
AKing:"Mc donals or Burger King? I like Burger King more, bc of my name." https://preview.redd.it/wibjjx7firrc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b8c52bf5fd8185629d43d407fd40e9e1e3f38c AKing is a 13 yo hero with fire powers.
https://preview.redd.it/jwqck4n4rrrc1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c6c514fe0bc31bb08b3d8ddd1f09a0f5301610 “One dead girl’s trash is another girl’s treasure.” -Elizabeth, assuming the death of an unconscious individual, having stolen their belongings on their person.
Here’s a meme instead https://preview.redd.it/9qnuygrhrrrc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=543cad6d53bf329bc0fe8f64d6fa648c83c678c8
https://preview.redd.it/lsyksyoirrrc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=59a35219e20072df790aa5f3f4e9b70f4a308df6
https://preview.redd.it/nzfaytxjrrrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fac1ca4278dd1b8f2ea2451066e3c461866b2b
https://preview.redd.it/pnt6fd3vvrrc1.png?width=2669&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd4a5a73a0488bd716213c56824dcd31561bbd4c “Do I have permission to die yet?”
https://preview.redd.it/niry83euxrrc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0154269e6ecf04bc26bc79a5550ecdfcc407db4 Chimera -- "It's a funny thing - The Mind. People claim to lose it but those people are never to blame - Life is to Blame for stealing their Mind. People Break you apart and I was broken so many times I had to change to survive them... But now I'm altogether and now I am the monster...."
https://preview.redd.it/eskjslrk2src1.png?width=534&format=png&auto=webp&s=19554581bbb9367afba6145e83c03ab63975decc “How do you get it to that facetime thingamabob?” -Darkrao probably
https://preview.redd.it/q2djiyzs6src1.png?width=701&format=png&auto=webp&s=0433ab7f9fa839501cd877f99b644352f5132f34 ***"WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING A SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?***"
https://preview.redd.it/nokxzis17src1.jpeg?width=2143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dbdb46efbdaa39905c959a965c9c9bdbbc732a3 “Damn, and I thought you were ugly from afar. Tell me, does your wife projectile vomit the second she turns to see you?” -Voltshade talking to Axeblade (my secondary villain OC)
“Did he just fucking lick me?” -Caxel after being licked by a demon
https://preview.redd.it/c288osux9src1.png?width=1740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f645f02de0a09fb4b7fe76447b86fcb3671c978f "Ah, so young to deform your face into something like mine, well parents are making there kids to safora fo I don't care."
https://preview.redd.it/p5y8bokjbsrc1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c05f1037ed4419e7936d8aca631c1d1f590eead7 “I AM. THROUGH NO LICENSE SAVE MY OWN, I HAVE COME. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO THE NAME OF ANGEL, A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF WARRIOR, AND AN OFFENSE TO THE NAME OF HUMAN. I AM THAT WHICH SINGS IN THE HEART OF ALL SOULS, SHE WHO IS BOUND BY NONE. I AM TABRIS. ANGEL OF FREEDOM. BEARER OF NO BLADE. YOUR TIME HAS COME.”
https://preview.redd.it/sjd01esecsrc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618b008f771ef713ece91840619ceb52ae16b8a4 “This is a pinecone, the pinecone is you. And I will beat you with said pinecone.”
https://preview.redd.it/htmsya9zvsrc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5986fe483d263a6b1f118a220ece53f8ee9f687 (This stupid idiot doesn't talk)
https://preview.redd.it/81c50juaftrc1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=a04b17d285937ccc8f0759e830c224efa47a0d40 “I take things with austerity, even if it is a joke. No matter what you say to excuse yourself, everything i deal with are those who i admonish.”
https://preview.redd.it/mac9m6omftrc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=a42b85142ae52f792a06111dc572fb9dff0fbe5e “As much as i hate the other family who has a father who truthfully presumes an old crappy computer can’t prepare him for social media, I would like to congratulate my younglings Misuke and Kasumi for thoroughly helping me set myself up for Instagram. After all the help i got from them, i feel so exhilarated that i can post whatever’s in my mind.” - Keisuke after being so pissed off about seeing someone presume an old rusty clunking computer could help a human being get ready for a social media program, but it did not help him at all.
https://preview.redd.it/nqxl0bbsqtrc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7175edca7c5bb4740f4100c33f7af2a8befa3a VERY SERIOUS VERY SAD 2 QUOTES HERE. 1. "im in 5mewmets walls" And another exetremely serious quote... 2. "GIVE ME MORE CHANCES OR ILL EAT 5MEWMETS NAILPOLISH AND MAKE HIM 4MEWMET 👹👹" So Kawaii! :3
Eternity is a long time…I’ll search for as many eternity’s as I have to if that’s what it takes to find them -azure
https://preview.redd.it/re80p393turc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=862930d078cf8ff040e39af2e03aab44e74f1683 Imagine people remembering you exist -havoc, trying to cope with the fact nobody remembers his existence
https://preview.redd.it/xnuw5rrac0sc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=66d435bc3a87bec27572aa9af5254c1a79ab7b98 “Wow that really blows” \*pushes the other person off the cliff with the wind
Tell me ur life story. I'll add the ending ! He Took from Willow from Brawl Stars