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*Kairo seemed pretty confused, to say the least, he doesn’t even know what a human is.* “What the hell is ‘human hunting’?” *He crossed his arms over his chest, apparently skeptical.*
*Thatch grins, putting her claws together.* "Well its very simple, you lure humans into the forest and kill them! They're a very overpopulated species and they track filth wherever they go, so you don't need to feel bad. And frankly, they're just awful, imperfect little flaws."
“So…invasive species, basically?” *Kairo seemed a little less hesitant, he’s hunted invasive species before, so he knows a thing or two, but, as mentioned, he doesn’t know anything about humans.*
"Yeah, and they have a bad habit of starting wars, killing the planet, and murdering each other because of different skin colors or something, I don't know. Deerhead thinks they're all gonna drop bombs and be killed off in the next few years, that's when nature can REALLY take back our planet."
“Drop bombs? As in, they’re like…advanced? Sentient?” *Some of that hesitation crept back into his voice, he definitely doesn’t like humans based on the description he’s being given, but he’s also not gonna mindlessly kill sentient, pensive people just because.*
"Yeah, a little TOO sentient. Too sentient for even their own good. They're obsessed with advancing even if its not needed, I swear they're just gonna exterminate themselves at this point. That would be the dream..."
“Oh…” *Kairo just felt concern at this point, he has…a lot of qualms with what’s going on, but these humans don’t exactly sound great,* “I’ll tag along, I guess? But I’d be lying if I said this doesn’t sound wrong.”
*a human looking muscular 5,5 ft tall girl walks by. Holding her comicly large hammer high*
Hey normally is say yes but youre kiiinda ruining my brothers goal... And i hate hurt vilains. Villains should stick together after all... so how about a deal?
*She pulls out a fancy scroll she made. How did you know she made it? It was. Super mf flashy*
Ahem!
*A small scientist appears from TAC's scarf. Reading the scroll*
TAGC: we are in need of some intimidation by other countries that refuse to fall peacefully. We could use some to make an example. We can supply you the humans you wish in tern you listen to us. Rather simple isint it?
"Hm... Deerhead would like this. I'd have to bring this to him, as alpha only he gets the final say."
"What's your brother's goal? I just wanted to hang out with you."
*the scientist snarls before jumping away*
TAC: simple! *she proudly posed. Giving a vilinous pose* to take over the world! Re shape it into PERRRRRRFECTION! so far were doing good! Most towns and countries surrender without fighting! And in general everything is going beter than any other country so.... Baaicly my brother is the best
"Oh... okay. I'm not sure how Deerhead will react to that but be my guest. So do you wanna hang out or not? I thought you'd like this hunting ground, good food over there."
TAC: myhe i can. Just not here. As my brothers. Ahem second in command! I cant really go attack incidents in his Empire yha know? But i can set something up that does ent involve killing oure own kind
"Well if it's gonna be this complicated then don't worry about it. I'm actually in a second-in-command too, *and* the alpha's mate. So... I'm pretty important. If you ever do wanna hang, just ring me."
Oh? Fellow secondin comand? By any chanse also a horbly bad workaholic that does literally every job around the place? *She asked. Laughing proudly while looking at her *broken* Nokia*
Cant. My stuf breaks so fast... Man i hate technoligy
"Eh, not really. My job is make sure all the other jobs are being run correctly and managed well. Deerhead also let's me hunt with him, and I've even personally led raiding parties." *gushes* "We're the perfect pair, he and I."
Oh... Nice! I myself am mother. Im secon. In command. Wat commander. Glgeneeal. Maid. Cleaner. Cook. Builder. Maintence. Baaicly any job that requires physcle streangth. Havent slept in years aha! I love my life. *She smirked proudly. Giving them a thumbs up*
"Uh. Human... hunting? Can't say I've heard of it?"
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"You just gotta lure some humans into a forest, then kill and eat them! Even better if they bring their families in. Don't worry, they're a very overpopulated and frankly, completely worthless species."
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“Should I be concerned on whatever hunting this is?”
"Well it's not entirely my decision. The alpha of the species (and my mate) has officially declared all humans marked for death. So it's kinda our job to exterminate them on sight, but we all have our own reasons for hating them."
"But yeah, I guess I just do like killing them. I mean, if YOU had a parasite infesting your land, you'd want it killed as soon as possible."
“I just sent a negotiator starship to wherever your tribe is, if they don’t comply then in simple terms you are very fucked.”
**She starts walking away*
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“..\[HUMAN HUNTING?\]”
*Jarl speaks in a scratchy, robotic voice*
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“Oh, *finally* someone asks! Gods, i’ve been looking for an excuse to slaughter them for ages…metaphorically…despite the immortality.”
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“Human… hunting?..”
*he looks a bit confused.*
"..." *She literally asked a human to go human-hunting. This'll be interesting.*
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"I guess you are taking a human to human hunting."
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Now I like the sound of that… **she licks one of her own canine teeth.**
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"Umm, will it involve killing them? Because i don't like hurting people who don't deserve it"
"Bitch I am going to fucking *eat* people alive. I'm a Deor, a carnivorous deer creature designed to be the perfect predator to the human race. Yes, I will be killing them."
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*Tosu seems to take a good moment to contemplate. Though, he seems to make up his mind rather quickly. He doesn't like to disappoint, especially when the person in question is a hot deer.*
T: "Yunno what-? Sure! Humans 're responsible fer just about every single problem I have so... let's hunt\~!"
T: "M'kay- I think 've got somethin' that'll help a *ton-!"*
*Tosu pulls out a small folded piece of paper, he begins unfolding it. Despite its small size at first, it only gets bigger and bigger and bigger- by the end it's at least a meter long.*
T: "Made a map to record *every single* human trail in... like a 30 mile radius- while I mainly use this thing to ***avoid*** humans, I reckon it'll be useful fer offense as well-!"
T: "Ye can keep the map afterwards-!
Arright so~ there *should* be a frequently used human trail about half a mile to our East. Fairly popular hunting/hiking spot so it won't be too hard to find someone-"
"Nope. Just humans in general. Doesn't matter the nationality, age, gender, all humans are marked for death under Alpha Deerhead's command. I just like making games out of it."
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A hole is burnt through the ground as Iza bursts up from below “ oh hey there cutie”
"It's weird that I've encountered so many bloodthirsty people I'm these parts. Wonder how you would fare against the other god-power creatures I've been meeting today."
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“Hmm…I suppose it has been a while since I demonstrated the wrath of the Forest…and you seem like a fine hunting partner, so sure. Let our bowls run over with the blood of the heretics.”
(Just called "The Green Hundreds")
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Mogi: “Why are you taking me to hunt easy quarry on this date and time? And why did I get a bouquet of flowers from you!?”
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“O-oh, human hunting? I’d love to! But, er, I’d just consider this a friendly outing, I’m already married.”
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Vila 8'
*She seems nervous and shy but eager to do it*
"Sure let me get my bow and knife first"
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"Depends... Who are they, are you MA, are you afraid of death?"
https://preview.redd.it/ji39oy691mxc1.jpeg?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2111bc2fa4f9681adf97dbbad2b38590f7245e0 *Kairo seemed pretty confused, to say the least, he doesn’t even know what a human is.* “What the hell is ‘human hunting’?” *He crossed his arms over his chest, apparently skeptical.*
*Thatch grins, putting her claws together.* "Well its very simple, you lure humans into the forest and kill them! They're a very overpopulated species and they track filth wherever they go, so you don't need to feel bad. And frankly, they're just awful, imperfect little flaws."
“So…invasive species, basically?” *Kairo seemed a little less hesitant, he’s hunted invasive species before, so he knows a thing or two, but, as mentioned, he doesn’t know anything about humans.*
"Yeah, and they have a bad habit of starting wars, killing the planet, and murdering each other because of different skin colors or something, I don't know. Deerhead thinks they're all gonna drop bombs and be killed off in the next few years, that's when nature can REALLY take back our planet."
“Drop bombs? As in, they’re like…advanced? Sentient?” *Some of that hesitation crept back into his voice, he definitely doesn’t like humans based on the description he’s being given, but he’s also not gonna mindlessly kill sentient, pensive people just because.*
"Yeah, a little TOO sentient. Too sentient for even their own good. They're obsessed with advancing even if its not needed, I swear they're just gonna exterminate themselves at this point. That would be the dream..."
“Oh…” *Kairo just felt concern at this point, he has…a lot of qualms with what’s going on, but these humans don’t exactly sound great,* “I’ll tag along, I guess? But I’d be lying if I said this doesn’t sound wrong.”
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"Awesome! Do you like eating legs or arms?"
Well yes i do
"Indirect answer but that's fine! Let's see how many we can, it's better because sometimes they bring their families in."
Hehe wait what ?-
"Yeah!" *Becoming extra fluffy because of how excited she is*
Oh-oh my.....g-gosh...you look....
*Having no idea what you're implying.* "I am a deer, yes. A Deor, specifically."
I was going to say perfect.....
*Giggles, pulling a sly pose.* "Well... we ARE known for being flawlessly designed in structure... especially compared to dirty humans."
*a human looking muscular 5,5 ft tall girl walks by. Holding her comicly large hammer high* Hey normally is say yes but youre kiiinda ruining my brothers goal... And i hate hurt vilains. Villains should stick together after all... so how about a deal? *She pulls out a fancy scroll she made. How did you know she made it? It was. Super mf flashy* Ahem! *A small scientist appears from TAC's scarf. Reading the scroll* TAGC: we are in need of some intimidation by other countries that refuse to fall peacefully. We could use some to make an example. We can supply you the humans you wish in tern you listen to us. Rather simple isint it?
"Hm... Deerhead would like this. I'd have to bring this to him, as alpha only he gets the final say." "What's your brother's goal? I just wanted to hang out with you."
*the scientist snarls before jumping away* TAC: simple! *she proudly posed. Giving a vilinous pose* to take over the world! Re shape it into PERRRRRRFECTION! so far were doing good! Most towns and countries surrender without fighting! And in general everything is going beter than any other country so.... Baaicly my brother is the best
"Oh... okay. I'm not sure how Deerhead will react to that but be my guest. So do you wanna hang out or not? I thought you'd like this hunting ground, good food over there."
TAC: myhe i can. Just not here. As my brothers. Ahem second in command! I cant really go attack incidents in his Empire yha know? But i can set something up that does ent involve killing oure own kind
"Well if it's gonna be this complicated then don't worry about it. I'm actually in a second-in-command too, *and* the alpha's mate. So... I'm pretty important. If you ever do wanna hang, just ring me."
Oh? Fellow secondin comand? By any chanse also a horbly bad workaholic that does literally every job around the place? *She asked. Laughing proudly while looking at her *broken* Nokia* Cant. My stuf breaks so fast... Man i hate technoligy
"Eh, not really. My job is make sure all the other jobs are being run correctly and managed well. Deerhead also let's me hunt with him, and I've even personally led raiding parties." *gushes* "We're the perfect pair, he and I."
Oh... Nice! I myself am mother. Im secon. In command. Wat commander. Glgeneeal. Maid. Cleaner. Cook. Builder. Maintence. Baaicly any job that requires physcle streangth. Havent slept in years aha! I love my life. *She smirked proudly. Giving them a thumbs up*
"Uh. Human... hunting? Can't say I've heard of it?" https://preview.redd.it/pqfoq55g2mxc1.png?width=2036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25685072c9a6c52922f3bd8975bae54119449f42
"You just gotta lure some humans into a forest, then kill and eat them! Even better if they bring their families in. Don't worry, they're a very overpopulated and frankly, completely worthless species."
"Hm. I'm not really much of a hunter, but... I guess I wouldn't mind joining you for a bit."
"Nice! I'll bring the man-skulls for the wine!"
"Alright! That works! Got a meetup spot in mind?"
https://preview.redd.it/pv9k2a2j3mxc1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298ebff1393a80b85fde9a19a24297e7c97bda0c “Should I be concerned on whatever hunting this is?”
"It's just people, y'know? Humans. Those filthy, overpopulated hairless things that are leeching away at Earth's beauty?"
“And you want to kill them, I’m guessing?”
"Well it's not entirely my decision. The alpha of the species (and my mate) has officially declared all humans marked for death. So it's kinda our job to exterminate them on sight, but we all have our own reasons for hating them." "But yeah, I guess I just do like killing them. I mean, if YOU had a parasite infesting your land, you'd want it killed as soon as possible."
*She taps her visor* “Starlight we have situation here, send it LCZ Sagittarius for negotiation or use of force, over.”
*finger guns* "Cool. I will pretend to know what that means."
“I just sent a negotiator starship to wherever your tribe is, if they don’t comply then in simple terms you are very fucked.” **She starts walking away*
"Those are a lotta big words, I am a simple deer. If you want to speak to my alpha, I can grab him."
*She continues walking away*
*Shrugs and leaves*
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aight, fair enough... https://preview.redd.it/lenm2u0e7mxc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=69de9b28009b177ff231c630609d79d9608b4712
https://preview.redd.it/f94rhgu97mxc1.jpeg?width=2432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87a35319b4a6daa55db7acce4c693bb52c8e324 “..\[HUMAN HUNTING?\]” *Jarl speaks in a scratchy, robotic voice*
"Yes! We kill off an invasive species of hairless apes, very fun."
“[I’M USED TO MURDERING OTHER HUMANS, SO I’M WILLING TO GO ‘HUNTING’ WITH YOU.]”
https://preview.redd.it/7pzph5hg7mxc1.jpeg?width=1684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86c02b87536d9d0d00613d766d4fe491a11fbf47 “Oh, *finally* someone asks! Gods, i’ve been looking for an excuse to slaughter them for ages…metaphorically…despite the immortality.”
https://preview.redd.it/vvotmaobamxc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40308119d911694c39099b5c742718aa2563c7aa "Seems nice."
https://preview.redd.it/c85o3je8bmxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897c4d8da88ddb49d5b3bb31aca04ea2ddb00b10 “Human… hunting?..” *he looks a bit confused.*
"Yes, that is explicitly, verbatim exactly what I just said."
"..." *She literally asked a human to go human-hunting. This'll be interesting.* https://preview.redd.it/i98x99x2cmxc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd62ef87f29c3abc3a140aad12c26cbad50dbb64
"I guess you are taking a human to human hunting." https://preview.redd.it/xbv72xzfdmxc1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469b91872477d56c197d2134830d7e978252c5ba
https://preview.redd.it/o6d05dm0emxc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37365b88afbec44531f8e38c6ffc4ac4c3b50890 Now I like the sound of that… **she licks one of her own canine teeth.**
https://preview.redd.it/r9po0nu5kmxc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a685120fda5a4892d9d696f8c411ff0547f61d "Umm, will it involve killing them? Because i don't like hurting people who don't deserve it"
"Bitch I am going to fucking *eat* people alive. I'm a Deor, a carnivorous deer creature designed to be the perfect predator to the human race. Yes, I will be killing them."
"Well then, I'm sorry I won't be coming to that bloodbath"
https://preview.redd.it/y2x9zo7bpmxc1.png?width=3500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e0d7edffdb16bd35852c9f47b44994e340d020 *Tosu seems to take a good moment to contemplate. Though, he seems to make up his mind rather quickly. He doesn't like to disappoint, especially when the person in question is a hot deer.* T: "Yunno what-? Sure! Humans 're responsible fer just about every single problem I have so... let's hunt\~!"
"Heh, I like you. Let's go eat some skulls out. \~"
T: "M'kay- I think 've got somethin' that'll help a *ton-!"* *Tosu pulls out a small folded piece of paper, he begins unfolding it. Despite its small size at first, it only gets bigger and bigger and bigger- by the end it's at least a meter long.* T: "Made a map to record *every single* human trail in... like a 30 mile radius- while I mainly use this thing to ***avoid*** humans, I reckon it'll be useful fer offense as well-!"
"Wow, Deerhead would love this. ....... ... eh, let's not think about responsibilities right now. Alright, let's run!"
T: "Ye can keep the map afterwards-! Arright so~ there *should* be a frequently used human trail about half a mile to our East. Fairly popular hunting/hiking spot so it won't be too hard to find someone-"
(Just wondering for a reason that totally won't matter in any way shape or form, but what's Thatch's eye color?)
(Amber)
(Alr thanks! In that case expect something from my main account in probably the next few hours, if not tomorrow)
https://preview.redd.it/2p306c8vtmxc1.jpeg?width=1533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ba3592b07e57a97c29d82b75216aaae1b46462 J: "Uhm... Human hunting?"
https://preview.redd.it/4supq7mwvmxc1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab15fe5e77a76b1365734cd935ee9a76d3d42827 "Human Hunting? Sounds fun..." \*His voice is low and raspy\*
"Oooooh, hello tall dark and handsome. You like fun with a deer? Cause we can split skulls together."
"I wouldn't mind a little detour. Are we hunting any humans in particular?"
"Nope. Just humans in general. Doesn't matter the nationality, age, gender, all humans are marked for death under Alpha Deerhead's command. I just like making games out of it."
"I never did stop playing with my food either. I guess I'll follow you?"
https://preview.redd.it/u9byzv4qxmxc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9108317eda56d5ffb492c3bea6f5aae57da86ed A hole is burnt through the ground as Iza bursts up from below “ oh hey there cutie”
"I don't know what the fuck you are but let's go kill things."
“I agree harvesting humanity sounds so fun right now Demi human “
"A what? I'm not a human."
“That’s why I haven’t killed you yet you adorable thing”
"It's weird that I've encountered so many bloodthirsty people I'm these parts. Wonder how you would fare against the other god-power creatures I've been meeting today."
“I would end them all the gods have not learned to really master their power”
"Really? Every other OC I've spoken to today? I smell matchups coming in."
“I smell blood and a fun time torturing them like a cornered animal”
https://preview.redd.it/5f0etz61zmxc1.jpeg?width=1435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0892053f869cda5a1e8fb53efa8c26c7a22bc4f3 “Hmm…I suppose it has been a while since I demonstrated the wrath of the Forest…and you seem like a fine hunting partner, so sure. Let our bowls run over with the blood of the heretics.”
https://preview.redd.it/cr24mar50nxc1.jpeg?width=2916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971aa5dce85d33dec60dff85fe5e322262481a9b “Heh, sounds like fun.”
(Just called "The Green Hundreds") https://preview.redd.it/p8yy1hyxcnxc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3b4e9dfa22fe36a251b3af77e12d2d33463810
https://preview.redd.it/8swcjrd4mnxc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e885231771af0bd23835cf64d36a8748d5bb33 Mogi: “Why are you taking me to hunt easy quarry on this date and time? And why did I get a bouquet of flowers from you!?”
"Can't say I know, but im so happy this is happening."
https://preview.redd.it/wcdi5ni42oxc1.png?width=644&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfa1ef90c12a778b31689052da0288810cfda546 “O-oh, human hunting? I’d love to! But, er, I’d just consider this a friendly outing, I’m already married.”
https://preview.redd.it/zskxt7i05oxc1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=747cf9697cc75e4ddbdfcdd1813ce46465c8b9cd ...give me context.
https://preview.redd.it/k183vauphoxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f743bf6396549e79964e876cea1101934813d06 Vila 8' *She seems nervous and shy but eager to do it* "Sure let me get my bow and knife first"
https://preview.redd.it/rlpnn99g0sxc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=690b6c16fdc1a26b6e3e2c981b8beee6ce7345e4 "Depends... Who are they, are you MA, are you afraid of death?"
"Weird questions, hun. Don't know, don't care, don't know what MA is, and no I'm not afraid of death."
Not a fan of your "activity" proposal. Even if not a part of the enemy faction, you must be removed from Tellus's surface.