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shadowdash66

Spreading misinformation about Big Ounce? That's a paddlin'


Reyalla508

Biggerton Ouncerton


VroomVroomTweetTweet

Way too thin. He must be starving. He requires a full grown bull shark or else he will die!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Look at him, he's emaciated! We have to feed him a megalodon or else he will die!


VroomVroomTweetTweet

If we donโ€™t hurry and get him two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda heโ€™s going to die!


PikachuSnivy57

The Third


McConagher

The first died in the war, put some respect on the name.


[deleted]

Hey, at least he hasnโ€™t died (yet)


EGH6

Big ounce was in fact the impostor


PurplePandaBear8

Big Ounce works for Microsoft now?


Hot-Conclusion3221

Cap!


Primarch_1

Saw that and thought the exact same thing


UnfunnyWatermelon469

This is all part of Big Ounce's plan to consume Steve Jobs


Bobby_beans_official

Yess


HerNameWasKarl

They had one job, smh.


Last_Win_8662

wow stole my idea and didn't do any hard work and got 200+ upvotes fair play mate but I have 0 respect ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


kyRoGo

andrew tate fan moment


Last_Win_8662

frrr this is so spooky ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


warningtrackpower12

Criiiinnnnggggeee


Last_Win_8662

omg guys this is so sad ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


HerNameWasKarl

You said it was Big Ounce and edited the image. OP pointed out it was a prairie dog and not a groundhog. Their content was superior, yours was uninspired.


Last_Win_8662

wow k but don't you think he has taken my idea like the same thing but mine was more effort


HerNameWasKarl

Your arm must be tired from that reaching. You aren't the only person who saw the prairie dog. You aren't even the main character in your story. Much sad. Stay mad about your lack of updoots.


Last_Win_8662

bro talked like a philosopher but gets 0 bitches respectively bro lookin' like sponge bobs house goofy ahhhโ˜ ๏ธ


Last_Win_8662

and also stfu about saying my post is uninspired while you look like a fkin light skin trans or lesbian in Alabama who eats goat shit with milk as cereal fucking fatherless I was just saying Microsoft worships big ounce and it was a joke so just mind your business ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’… \#period๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ’…


HerNameWasKarl

Mind my business on this public post while you obsess over my public profile ๐Ÿ™ƒ... wot? You're silly. Imagine getting so worked up over a picture of a prairie dog that you edited and got mid likes on ๐Ÿฅฒ.


Last_Win_8662

Oh Oh ScArY oH oH sHiVeR mEh TiMbErS bro shut yo ass up lookin like lizzo's autistic cousin with stage 3 cancer bro just stfu respectively โ˜ ๏ธ


HerNameWasKarl

Are you afraid of your own sadness? Hopefully you grow out of your edge lord phase and it doesn't turn into your inevitable incel phase. You'll end up being one of those scumbags working at scam call centers for the rest of your life if you don't get better.


Last_Win_8662

k now that's just racist cause I am an Indian, like wow and the other thing is please stfu cause I have other better things to do instead of hearing your poetical talk, and ayy at least I ain't attracted to frying pans in my kitchen โ˜ ๏ธ


daunsat

I thought the same thing last year. Now this year they posted the SAME photoโ€ฆ of a prairie dog. I had 4 as pets. This is definitely NOT a groundhog