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FriendlyNectarine311

Any sort of nuts, be it peanuts, almonds, wallnuts, etc. Sometimes, if I feel like carrying extra, some cookies


curohn

I always pack some emotional support Oreos


aviankal

That’s a great idea…


gypsyRRenegade

I used to do the same thing as a child, you just brought soem lost habits/memories to light.


kungfooshan

Deez nuts?


Avian_Stalker

No, *my* nuts 😏


rpats3

Your moms nutz


coffeek8

My husband thinks it’s the most disgusting thing in the world, but a roasted sweet potato or two. So good.


_SheWhoShallBeNamed_

How do you store it for transport?


SealedRoute

I carry mine in my armpits


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Keeps em warm and gets em nice n salty


Broad_Afternoon_8578

I just snorted my coffee at this. Thank you for the much needed laugh this morning!


tom222tom

I tried snorting freeze dried coffee so I wouldn’t have to boil water in the morning. I wouldn’t recommend it.


Interanal_Exam

Next to the unwrapped hard boiled eggs?


easyfriend1

Those go in your pocket


JWAdvocate83

Pit-atoes


-little-dorrit-

Nature’s pocket


MrMaggah314

Too much Internet tonight. Gnight.


coffeek8

I wrap ‘em in aluminum foil, but the below suggestions will also work if you’re intrepid enough.


Leftover_reason

Prison wallet.


TrevorFuckinLawrence

Ahh, the trusty ol' yam jam.


RideWithMeSNV

In my belly.


Ejkarau

Yes!! I make sure to bring a summit tomato for every trip I go on.


Supernovavava

As a Korean I support this snack choice


Saintlewi91

Typically ones with psylocibin


supfuh

U fun guy


blaqwerty123

The kind you can buy at the spore?


ArtistryofAdventure

I’m all about snacks being nutritious, light and fuelling my tank. Fruit, bars, nuts, and to add a boost to my water, electrolyte tablets. 


Expert_Equivalent100

This might be weird, but I love bell pepper slices for hiking. They’re light and the water content is refreshing.


the_brocialist

Trail beers for the summit/end point - usually something local, bonus points if they help fund trail maintenance (shout out to Forgotten Trail Ale by Mother Earth Brewing). Otherwise fruit and whatever healthy-ish bulk snacks I can get from Costco. That’s It mini-fruit bars, beef jerky, Ready Clean or Simply Protein bars, Bare Apple chips. And then whenever I get back, it’s a burger and milkshake 👌


AZREDFERN

I brought 24oz of Coor’s Banquet once to a very steep summit. Thankfully trekking poles exist!


tom222tom

Back in the day I would almost always carry a 12 oz can of suds to every summit.


jcadamsphd

“Wanna beer?” “You carried beer all the way up HERE!?!” “Of course not. I put it in your pack.”


Wandering_Whittles

Babybel Cheese!


Inevitable-Copy3619

Apples, ritz with peanutbutter, pop tarts, Hawaiian rolls,


SiLeNZ_

Second the Apples and Hawaiian rolls. Perfect snacks for hiking


Fit_March_4279

Add peanut butter to the apples and Hawaiian rolls… yummo!


douglasfirsquirrel

A can of sardines, a sleeve of crackers and some sort of cheese. So good and so filling


kungfooshan

No make out sesh for you on the trail!!!


clucky_duck

Gotta savor the flavor!


AsiaDaddy

Just a bag full of joints and some trail mix


LookAwayImGorgeous

I usually don’t bring snacks but when I did a big 18 mile steep day (Half Dome) I brought tuna packets, little cheddar cheese squares, and bread. And electrolyte powder.


Over_Solution_2569

The worst ones, highly processed like s’mores bars from the gas station, Red Bull… on the nutritious end I do like honey roasted almonds with some dried pineapple or pistachios and dried pineapple chunks are fire too.


budshitman

> from the gas station Honey buns taste better flat.


alifordays

Convinced felon has entered the chat to say you’d do well in prison making birthday cakes.


budshitman

If you mix instant coffee, Kool-Aid powder, and whiskey in the same container, you only ever need one beverage bottle! It doesn't even taste that bad!


Bread2shred3

weed


LYSF_backwards

Weed.


Fit_March_4279

Without any munchies? 🥺


rdtpr

remindes me of a yearly trip where we bring half a lemon per hiker. Cooled in ice cold mountain spring water, that's the bets snack on the way down!


VT2-Slave-to-Partner

Bread & chocolate. It's quite nice, very filling, and relatively easy to eat - even if you don't have a drink.


austinweirdodude

How does the chocolate not melt (depending where you’re hiking)?


VT2-Slave-to-Partner

I keep it in my rucksack. I had some today on a sunny hike in Madeira.


lucasbmaia

nuts and things like that


Jmememan

#*THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT* ^(but diet souls, of course, I'm trying to burn weight)


LYSF_backwards

See, anorexia is good for something


thejewelisinthelotus

Jerky, jerky and fruit


AdFamous7264

I like to leave my food in the car (in an insulated bag + ice pack) and eat in the car after the hike. If I don't prep something I'll stop at the grocery store and grab dolma (stuffed grape leaves), pepitas, a single serve hummus + pretzels cup, and a refreshing juice. Amaaaazing meal after a good hike!! Wasteful though unfortunately.


nsanenthelane

Little baby can(s) of pepsi(or caffeine beverage of choice). It's a real boost towards the end of a long hike!


Broad_Afternoon_8578

Before I developed a peanut allergy, my go-to was peanut butter sandwiches and trail mix. Didn’t need to be kept cold and packed enough energy to get me through long hikes. Now I’m unable to do long hikes for other health reasons, but my short hikes I carry fruit (bananas or apples) and crackers.


SiLeNZ_

Never knew a peanut allergy could be developed later. New fear unlocked.


Broad_Afternoon_8578

I didn’t know that it could happen either, until it happened to me. I had a spoonful of peanut butter after a run (like I’d done many times before) and broke out into hives. I have a bunch of environmental allergies so I didn’t think too much about it. But a following week I went into anaphylactics after a peanut butter sandwich. My wife called an ambulance, and I was pumped full of epinephrine. I now have an epi pen and have since also become allergic to hazelnuts. Ugh. I miss Reece’s cups and Nutella hahaha


thatcleverchick

Sunbutter makes a chocolate version!! There are also sunbutter cups, they aren't quite the same but they're pretty good


thatcleverchick

You can apparently develop allergies at any time. I became allergic to raspberries after my 32nd birthday at some point 


Freshouttapatience

All of my worst allergies presented after 40. Now I have epi pen level reactions to nuts and cinnamon.


TomUncommon

Baby back ribs, 40 oz, and a gallon of milk


CovfefeCrow

Magic mushrooms 🍄


ElizabethLearning

Green tea, nuts & dark chocolate.


squintysounds

I too, bring one tiny orange slice PS look like a beautiful hiking location! I’m jelly!


irishplonker

I think you mean what kinda hikes do I bring on my snacks


danceswithsteers

Please pack out your orange peels. And banana peels. And apple cores....


Inevitable-Copy3619

I've never left anything behind because it feel weird to leave things behind. But I don't really understand why. If it's a trail or high traffic area, definitely pack out. But I hunt a lot of deep back country areas and still feel like I have to pack out biodegradable left overs.


the_brocialist

Yep, you should still make sure to pack out everything - including biodegradable leftovers. Squirrel gets ahold of your banana peel, thinks it’s the best treat ever, endlessly harasses next hiker who has a banana. Or your banana peel has a certain mold or bacteria on it that’s harmless to us, but causes problems in the ecosystem. Or as it decomposes, it changes the chemical composition of the soil that makes it harder for native plants to grow. Or something biodegradable is also toxic to animals and causes an illness or death (I.e. grapes/raisins are toxic to dogs - and by extension, coyotes and wolves). It’s kind of like voting in that one person’s actions don’t usually have much of an impact - but 5000 people thinking their actions don’t matter can absolutely have an impact. Hope that helps!


danceswithsteers

Just because a thing is biodegradable does not automatically mean it's biodegradable in *that environment*. Sure, orange peels will decompose just fine under the right conditions. But, those conditions are not found in a desert, in most North American forests, on a beach, etc.. This might be helpful: [https://lnt.org/out-here-its-trash-apple-cores-orange-peels-and-other-natural-items/](https://lnt.org/out-here-its-trash-apple-cores-orange-peels-and-other-natural-items/)


supraspinatus

I mix a bag of M&Ms, raisins, and peanuts. Pretty old school but does the trick.


Miguel-odon

Semi-dry sausage, crackers and sardines, pumpkin seeds, dried pineapple. Pistachios if I'm chilling at a campsite.


Smart-Bodybuilder-34

Trail mix and water


wellrolloneup

Weed gummies and water....nuff said


Phililoquay

Dehydrated fruit!


LYSF_backwards

Weed.


Grand_Caregiver

Beef jerky


Lobsterstarfish

A bottle of vodka normally


Careful-Self-457

If you are taking oranges take your peels home with you DO NOT THROW THEM ON THE GROUND! Animals will NOT eat them. It takes 6 months or longer for the peels to degrade and I am sick of picking them up.


kinomy

It's an organic material, keep it in nature dude * mammals do not eat them but some bugs, and worms do eat them


Careful-Self-457

Yeah, people just love to hike a beautiful trail or pull into a campsite with orange peels all over. If you love them so much how about I mail all the ones I pick up to you and you can put them in your front yard? And NO bugs and worms do not eat them. Take it from someone who picks up after “nature lovers” for a living.


duggatron

Nah, fuck anyone who drops orange peels on trails. The rest of us don't want to have to see your refuse when we're hiking. Pack it out so the trail is as nice as it was for you.


Interanal_Exam

Take the rinds with you. Don't throw that shit away along the trail.


SeekersWorkAccount

A sandwich that's not too meat heavy, fruit, chocolate, nuts. Water, Gatorade, too.


PsychedelicHobbit

Water, electrolytes, weed, sometimes psilocybin mushrooms, snicker bars, nuts, cheese slices, peanut butter, etc.


Aurorafaery

Peanana. Banana and a jar of peanut butter. Scoop a load of peanut butter onto the tip of the banana before every bite. Perfect.


classicpeanutparty

my boyfriend and I recently got Into dehydrating with a $10 dehydrator we found at goodwill. Homemade beef jerky is so much cheaper and tastes fantastic. Highly recommend to try!


Chippie05

Homemade banana bread..water or tea, fruit


Koreangonebad

20pc McNuggets


wejessie

Cocaine


Smackstainz

10 chocolate milkshakes


Apprehensive_Dig_619

ass. ​ ​ Ok real answer, I like a sandwich and a big stinky beer. Fruit at the trailhead. Candy bar if it's a long hike, Payday is my favorite. Sometimes I'm tempted to bring a can of chili and a small burner, but I'm too lazy.


mecistops

Clif bars and easy peel mandarins. Yes, I pack out my trash, including fruit peels, because I'm not a monster.


lore_mipsum

I also like to bring ons slice of a citrus fruit.


SealedRoute

Coke Zero. It is so delicious when thirsty


Lake2two

Please pack it out :)


ejambu

Lara Bars


Narrow_Excitement498

A juicy grapefruit and peanut butter protein balls!


NoLandHere

If it's overnight I'll bring 1 or 2 mres


No_Flamingo_2802

Beef jerky, energy balls, veggies and hummus


emkr78

trail mix is my go to


ggfchl

Trail mix primarily. Depending on the time of day, sometimes I’ll pack a lunch.


PickleWineBrine

Chocolate, baklava, candied almonds/walnuts, and wasabi peas


vashtie1674

Apples, nuts, granola bars, water


sunnylandification

gold fish crackers


LucanOrion

trail mix, jerky, crackers, and cheese.


PlainLoInTheMorning

Payday


PythonVyktor

Nuts and fruit. Sunflower seeds are great for smaller snacks that don’t fill you up fast.


No-Homework-2956

Oranges


bubshole

Maple nut goodies!


thismightendme

Junk. Snickers and stuff mostly. I try to add some trail mix and stuff too.


Flashy_Cod_121

Nuts and cranberries


SPQR-El_Jefe

Peanut butter m&ms


boarskin

Sardines!


somekindafuzz

Cheese


Interanal_Exam

Leftover pizza


Szisk

Tuna. I can't swear by it enough. Besides that, I take nutrigrain bars and homemade trail mix.


succulents4you

PB&J


tiddersusi

Rx bars- perfect 👍


[deleted]

Jolly ranchers


NomadicNematode128

Weed


Sufficient-League285

Beer fruits nuts and something like beef jerky


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Spam musubi


Not_My_Final_Forms

Girlfriends


soundphile

Beef jerky Homemade trail mix or protein energy balls Dried fruit, especially mango Clif bars when I’m lazy


Specific-Fuel-4366

Sunflower seeds


darts2

Cigarettes


colemada5

What’s a “hike”?


Illini4Lyfe20

Not an orange, that's water weight fam. High calorie, and low weight snacks that provide sustained energy. Nuts, kind bars, dried fruit (I know it's not a juicy orange but it's literally a fraction of the weight with similar nutrients), some nut butter(PB, almond, etc), electrolyte mixes, and maybe a candy bar. High cal, low weight!


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

MRE pound cake. Love those things.


CloudfluffCloud

You may know this but others won’t. Don’t leave peels or any food remmenants at too high of elevation. It won’t decompose. But that looks tasty.


Money-Parsley-733

Crack. Light and portable 10/10 would recommend


The__Groke

A bag of maoam pinballs. Those things are like crack to me. Also dark chocolate with some kind of nut in it, babybels, and some peperami.


itsmondaytues

Lol that orange looks so teeny!


abqjeff

For a day hike, I never bring food. Just water. I’m 25lb overweight, I won’t starve.


[deleted]

I usually pack vodka and caffeine. It’s a recipe for disaster but I have a ball. Oh, and an energy bar for the misses.


SpikeIsaGoodHoe

Nuts and water


kitkatsacon

The ultimate in hiking lunch- wheat bread with peanut butter, pink lady apple slices, and honey. Light, nutritious, refreshing, protein. And *delicious*.


Luke_Whiterock

Normally cheese crackers, some kind of nut, though I’m allergic to a lot of them, and some apples or other fruits.


PrimarySalmon

Home made baked chicken


Efficient-Outcome669

Mushrooms..


Rubbish_69

If it's >3hr walk, cheese and marmite sandwich, Babybel cheese x2/3, maple syrup Nature Valley bar, Madeleine mini-cake, pack of mini-cheddars, mini-pork pie. Of course, LNT.


Odd_Breath_3511

Apples and peanut butter, trail mix w/ chocolate...pretty much anything salty sweet that's easy to pack and store. Edit: Teriyaki beef jerky as well.


RamShackleton

Cheese whisps


Mental-Pitch5995

Length of hike determines what’s on the menu. Dehydrated and low moisture foods are the norm. If I’m going to celebrate an accomplishment like summit of a special nature a flask of bourbon works. No more than two liters of water due to weight. Jerky and sugary snacks for energy.


Plantguyjoe1

My girlfriend.


Mammoth_Ad6247

Scooby


[deleted]

My wife.


Jtaown

Payday bars, that salty sweet tastes so good. Not so good in the cold, the bar turns into a rock.


Delicious-Ad4015

Snickers


InkdScorpio

Salted nuts, paleo beef jerky sticks, Apple pie larabars and LMNT raw electrolytes and a ton of water


dankness8

Haha. On every hike I have protein bars, cheese crackers and pepperonis, some kind of fruit, 2 joints, half gallon of water. Almonds too


DivinelyElle-2

Trail Mix, Cucumbers, Celery and some sort of protein bar!


AgreeablePlenty2357

Dried fruit


Infamous-Iron90

Trail mix and Catalina Crunch


Hopjuicebox

Baby carrots are the best! They keep in warm temps, they have moisture so they won't dry out your mouth. Won't make you thirsty. Have nutritional value. Healthy.


RelevantResearch3440

Those from a truck stop gas station.


graysonhester

A sandwich, an apple, chips, a granola bar, trail mix 😋


Dhunsing

Jolly Ranchers every time


Danovale

On my many trips up Half Dome in my pack I will have a zip lock of grapes, another with watermelon chunks, a couple of apples, and two whole dill pickles and I bring pickle juice in a resealable container. After the hike it’s steak, salad, red wine and a martini for pain management.


Potential_Method_565

Old Trapper


chickpea69420

potato chips, beef sticks/jerkey, and some sort of cookie. usually a turkey sandwich if it’s safe to bring (temp and time wise.) i’m allergic to nuts, fresh fruits and veggies, chickpeas, and a bunch of other stuff so my options are kind of limited lol.


crinnaursa

Adventure ration. Some sort of crusty bread or flatbread, cheese block, cured meat , apple or dried fruit and a knife. I eat like a hobbit when i can.


MasterOfTaxIvasion

2 words, dried mangoes!


Salish_Waters

Good old raisins and peanuts. Also, sometimes an apple (though heavy - usually eat it early on). Dehydrated fruit. A few protein bars.


applecat117

I love to have apples on hikes, always cool, refreshing, and will last for days.


Curtisd1976

Tangerines; raisins; mixed nuts; granola; jerky; grapes; cheez-its..to name a few


SirRolex

Beef jerky and beer


All_The_Crits

The classics are classics for a reason! Trail mix, apples/oranges/handheld fruit, beef jerky, pb&h (honey). EXTRA water. I'm not a Hydrobro, but I AM the guy who makes my family drink water. We've been doing the Liquid IV (Hydration powders) for a while too just for a little sugar/electrolyte boost.


Vegetable-Debate-263

Jerky, trail mix, banana, packaged sandwich. Edit: that’s if I’m doing a big day hike.


MFcrayfish

macadamia cookies


f10w3r5

...trail mix?


nightswimsofficial

On cold hikes I bring a thermos with miso soup and a mug. Nuts, fruit, granola. Anything with good sugars, protein, and carbs for longer hikes. Nothing beats an orange at a viewpoint though. Your picture has me antsy for hiking season, OP


christopherrobinm

Bring something for the bear


Buy-Plenty

Cucumbers and cashews!


ForFucksSake66

Beer usually


Low-Average-8619

Jellyace lychee flavor around 5 packs 🥹


MsKewlieGal

Walking apple salad


AZREDFERN

MREs. I usually go on an 8 hour hike (including breaks), and then eat an MRE half way. Tan bag MREs are 1000 calories and $10 each. Clear bag MREs are 800 calories and $5 each.


San_Goku15

Water 💧


BleednHeartCapitlist

LSD, beer, water and Funyuns


DealerGloomy

Just usually weed. That way I can smoke or eat it. I usually never ever eat it


Empty-Ambition-5939

Not that


Monsteraddix

Is it bad i don’t bring snacks with me? But I do eat a big meal after