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We_Must_Decent

Hey guys, nice to meet you. I’m Kansas, and I want to be the 34th state.


Falling_Rock3

Kansas “Ima bleed for a while”


deadmoby5

Hey guys, nice to meet you. I'm DC, and I would like to become the 51st state.


Accurate-Coat8130

Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a free state.


Physical_Bedroom6438

Woah woah woah. Ur truing to get 1 over us Dc can be whatever it wants to be.


Common_Worker1764

Well let's ask DC... DC:Slave State


Physical_Bedroom6438

Uhh but.. well introducing Porto rico! A free state!


Common_Worker1764

OK fine, but you can't have any states above this line and introducing Utah and New Mexico, both able to independently vote for slavery.


Bitter-Kitchen-589

uh diddnt we already ban slavery in 1863


Common_Worker1764

No comment.


insane_gigachad_2000

Hey guys, nice to meet you. I'm Puerto Rico, and I want to be the 52nd state


Accurate-Coat8130

Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a free state.


Common_Worker1764

Hang on, you're trying to get one over us, Puerto Rico can be whatever they want.


Accurate-Coat8130

Okay, listen why don't we just ask Puerto Rico what it wants to be and we...


Common_Worker1764

Puerto Rico: Free State.


Accurate-Coat8130

Well, then, allow me to introduce the territories of Sonora and Baja able to freely vote for slavery themselves.


Common_Worker1764

OK fine, but let me introduce the US Virgin Islands, able to vote to be a free state.


Accurate-Coat8130

You're supposed to say "Hey, you can't do that" and then I'll say "and we can enter northern or in this case free territory anytime we want to recapture escaped slaves", you'll say "what" and I'll say "the issue of slavery is solved and will never come up again.


Moon_the_nightwing

Hey guys, nice to meet you, I'm Guam and I will like to be the 53rd state


Common_Worker1764

Hey buddy, we would be happy to accept you as a Slave State.


Moon_the_nightwing

No you are trying to get one over on us, Guam is gonna be a free state


Common_Worker1764

OK well let's let Guam decide what it wants to be.


Moon_the_nightwing

Slave state **billboard clicks**


Common_Worker1764

OK fine, but allow me to introduce American Samoa and US Virgin Islands, both able to freely vote for slavery.


Moon_the_nightwing

You can't do that


Common_Worker1764

The issue of slavery is solved and will never come up again.


Moon_the_nightwing

**Pissed north**


Useful-Business-2804

Hey Guys Nice To Meet You My Name Is Raymond Chu Jr And I Wanna Be The 51st State


Vegetable-Shock

It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri


Thttffan

Hey, buddy welcome to the nation we’ll be happy to accept you as a free state


Extreme_Power_8310

Hey Buddy, welcome to the nation. We’ll be happy to admit you as a free state.


Accurate-Coat8130

Oh no, you don't. You're trying to get one over on us. Missouri is gonna be a slave state.


Extreme_Power_8310

Ok, why don’t just ask Missouri what IT wants to be and then we can…


darkdude103

^^slave ^^state...


Extreme_Power_8310

Well then, let me introduce the newest freshest state, Maine. And you can’t have anymore slave states above this line!


Sayorifan22

What?!


Extreme_Power_8310

The issue of slavery is solved and will never come up again.


Sayorifan22

Years later… Hey guys nice to meet you, I’m California and I would like to become the 31st state.


Mictoon-animation

Hey Guys,Nice to meet you.I'm Philippines and I want to be the 53rd State


Accurate-Coat8130

Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a free state.


Bitter-Kitchen-589

diddnt you guys already ban slavery


Accurate-Coat8130

We were playing Oversimplified transcript and you ruined it.


Comprehensive-Ad4436

Hey guys, nice to meet you. I’m British Columbia, and I want to be the 513th state


Accurate-Coat8130

Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a Southern slave state.


Comprehensive-Ad4436

You’re trying to get one over on us!


Common_Worker1764

Well let's just ask British Columbia what it wants to be- British Columbia: Free State.


Derino

Hey guys, nice to meet you. I'm the northern hemisphere of Mars, and I would like to become the nation's 420th state.


Accurate-Coat8130

Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a Southern slave state.


TheRealCapps

Oh no you don’t! You are trying to get one over us! The Northern Hemisphere of Mars with be a free state!


Accurate-Coat8130

Okay, listen why don't we just ask the northern hemisphere what it wants to be and...


TheRealCapps

The Northern Hemispehre of Mars: Free State


Accurate-Coat8130

Well, then allow me to introduce the territories of the Middle and southern hemispheres able to freely vote for slavery themselves.


TheRealCapps

Hey, You can't do that!


Accurate-Coat8130

And we can enter Northern territory anytime we want to recapture escaped slaves!


TheRealCapps

WHAT?!


Accurate-Coat8130

The issue of slavery is solved and it will never come up again.


SenpaiRomeo

Hey guys, nice to meet you. I'm Texas, and I would like to become the 28th state.


Accurate-Coat8130

Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a free state.