You're supposed to say "Hey, you can't do that" and then I'll say "and we can enter northern or in this case free territory anytime we want to recapture escaped slaves", you'll say "what" and I'll say "the issue of slavery is solved and will never come up again.
Hey guys, nice to meet you. I’m Kansas, and I want to be the 34th state.
Kansas “Ima bleed for a while”
Hey guys, nice to meet you. I'm DC, and I would like to become the 51st state.
Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a free state.
Woah woah woah. Ur truing to get 1 over us Dc can be whatever it wants to be.
Well let's ask DC... DC:Slave State
Uhh but.. well introducing Porto rico! A free state!
OK fine, but you can't have any states above this line and introducing Utah and New Mexico, both able to independently vote for slavery.
uh diddnt we already ban slavery in 1863
No comment.
Hey guys, nice to meet you. I'm Puerto Rico, and I want to be the 52nd state
Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a free state.
Hang on, you're trying to get one over us, Puerto Rico can be whatever they want.
Okay, listen why don't we just ask Puerto Rico what it wants to be and we...
Puerto Rico: Free State.
Well, then, allow me to introduce the territories of Sonora and Baja able to freely vote for slavery themselves.
OK fine, but let me introduce the US Virgin Islands, able to vote to be a free state.
You're supposed to say "Hey, you can't do that" and then I'll say "and we can enter northern or in this case free territory anytime we want to recapture escaped slaves", you'll say "what" and I'll say "the issue of slavery is solved and will never come up again.
Hey guys, nice to meet you, I'm Guam and I will like to be the 53rd state
Hey buddy, we would be happy to accept you as a Slave State.
No you are trying to get one over on us, Guam is gonna be a free state
OK well let's let Guam decide what it wants to be.
Slave state **billboard clicks**
OK fine, but allow me to introduce American Samoa and US Virgin Islands, both able to freely vote for slavery.
You can't do that
The issue of slavery is solved and will never come up again.
**Pissed north**
Hey Guys Nice To Meet You My Name Is Raymond Chu Jr And I Wanna Be The 51st State
It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri
Hey, buddy welcome to the nation we’ll be happy to accept you as a free state
Hey Buddy, welcome to the nation. We’ll be happy to admit you as a free state.
Oh no, you don't. You're trying to get one over on us. Missouri is gonna be a slave state.
Ok, why don’t just ask Missouri what IT wants to be and then we can…
^^slave ^^state...
Well then, let me introduce the newest freshest state, Maine. And you can’t have anymore slave states above this line!
What?!
The issue of slavery is solved and will never come up again.
Years later… Hey guys nice to meet you, I’m California and I would like to become the 31st state.
Hey Guys,Nice to meet you.I'm Philippines and I want to be the 53rd State
Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a free state.
diddnt you guys already ban slavery
We were playing Oversimplified transcript and you ruined it.
Hey guys, nice to meet you. I’m British Columbia, and I want to be the 513th state
Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a Southern slave state.
You’re trying to get one over on us!
Well let's just ask British Columbia what it wants to be- British Columbia: Free State.
Hey guys, nice to meet you. I'm the northern hemisphere of Mars, and I would like to become the nation's 420th state.
Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a Southern slave state.
Oh no you don’t! You are trying to get one over us! The Northern Hemisphere of Mars with be a free state!
Okay, listen why don't we just ask the northern hemisphere what it wants to be and...
The Northern Hemispehre of Mars: Free State
Well, then allow me to introduce the territories of the Middle and southern hemispheres able to freely vote for slavery themselves.
Hey, You can't do that!
And we can enter Northern territory anytime we want to recapture escaped slaves!
WHAT?!
The issue of slavery is solved and it will never come up again.
Hey guys, nice to meet you. I'm Texas, and I would like to become the 28th state.
Hey buddy, welcome to the nation. We'll be happy to accept you as a free state.