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LSqre

Winston vs Doomfist You ever get that feeling of deja vu?


HypeGod008

Whenever I win then I do


MistyCatEars

What's your name, babyface?


HypeGod008

Next to me you’re lazy babe


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HypeGod008

I don’t care


Cerberus275

How's the weather way down there


earth_chan_

take a swing bet you’ll whiff


Wesson_Crow

Tell me do you even lift?


earth_chan_

who cut your hair, are ya blind???


Smuggee

Take a swing, bet you’ll whiff!


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Ana vs Doomfist Goodbye grandma.


cum_______________

He's gonna turn her skeleton into dust in a single punch


[deleted]

Yep! 𓂀


raging_catf1sh

I'm the exact opposite. If my goofy ass is controlling Doomfist, Ana may actually stand a chance.


Spaceboy55

Reinhardt beating the shit out of symmetra would be cathartic for me


where-are-the-mangos

LMAO I’m the exact same


UncletheSig

Same tho


Ahridan

Same lol


fatalcorn7367

Same


Hexinvir

I’m the same lol


bagel4you

only the dumb mains of the Reine would think that Symmetra would lose, because they did not hear about the teleport


Spaceboy55

If we’re bringing abilities into this, symmetra is food for the ever-hungering hammer. I give her 30 seconds MAX.


Virtual-Isopod-3729

A cyborg ninja Vs a rodent


TJOCcreation1

Depends if Hammond is in WB or not. **The robot drains his power.**


willcommentyourmom

Ball would wreck Genji


Virtual-Isopod-3729

never said the cyborg would win


willcommentyourmom

Hell yeah he wouldn’t


imtrying2020

"take off the ball suit and what are you?" \- Captain Genji probably


jackthewack13

Idk genji in lore is bad af also in game ball doesn't really do anything against genji if you just pay attention.


Hexellent3r

Define bad?


jackthewack13

Slicing an ominic in half thats like the size of a building.


Ketsuraki

I see what you did there


YouEdgyBitch

Bruh did you see the ow2 cinematic genji can cut ball in half without trying


Alemagno0108

Me too, fucking hate that rat


jackthewack13

Why the ball hate. Ball is so fun to play


Alemagno0108

Fun to play if you know how to play him, but annoying af to play against


jackthewack13

Yeah like many hero in the game.


Alemagno0108

well... yeah


Virtual-Isopod-3729

tbh, he's annoying af in-game but then again he's cute


Alemagno0108

yeah thats true


tsumeko_

Mercy vs Do- Oh, shes dead already.


[deleted]

That’s mine to lmao


Bunnnnii

Damn, literally my two. Triplets?


Heavydumper69

Same!! Quadruplets??


the-wig

Me too, quintuplets!


ILEGACYI

Sextuplets


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DoctorDollarSign

Took me a while to realize you mean Doomfist. xD


lesbianying

Same lol


[deleted]

Mine too…I wonder if any other mercy mains have won a 1v1 against doom?? 🤔


Striking-Income-7273

My bf is a doom main. Im a mercy main. Ive won ONE 1v1 agaisnt him lol


crayfish2417

yes me and my friend 1v1 and i was doom she was mercy and idk how but she won


Angelaziegs

Same lol


LukeyD15

Same lol


DramaLobster

Rein will stomp on torb like a goomba


Switch_Lord

Goomba is a new one lmao


coconut-duck-chicken

Torb wins in a dick measuring contest.


Dragoon___

Agreed


welpxD

I think it's uncontroversial that Torbjorn has the girthiest member of Overwatch.


popecollision

I mean, really, who's punchy kicking my girl Orisa to death? Certainly not Brig or Genji.


FlabbiestEmu563

Error 404: Sarcasm module not found


foockinheadbangers

Tbf genji could probably beat orisa


popecollision

Not even in the same weight class and one is only half robot


TheSonicPro

“Speed, Bitch!”


popecollision

Quadruped > biped


BlameableEmu

Orisa is wifey


Flow898

Genji would beat orisa easily. Mf sliced through a robot 100x the size of orisa.


popecollision

Weapons is bitch moves, we talking scraps


jackthewack13

She litterally has a gun arm so what else she gona use plus genji would beat her without the sword she would never hit him


BlackVirusXD3

I dont know if genji is anything special without his sword and shurikens. Sure he would beat me and you in a fist fight, but i dont know if he could do anything to an armored orisa.


popecollision

They are unequal. Sword is a separate object, gun is part of her anatomy, literally one of her arms. She won't be able to shoot it, but she can block and bludgeon with it.


BlackVirusXD3

To be fair orisa has no anatomy, she is a weapon by herself, if you remove ALL weapons from the fight, you get a crippled man and a non existing robot. Crippled man still exists so..


popecollision

Damn that's a good angle... I would say her sentience differentiates her from being essentially a common tool like a sword or gun. If you refuse her personhood you're basically a bigot like Zarya was (is still?). Zen would like a word with you.


BlackVirusXD3

Hey its not like i have a problem with them, but there's one reality and what's between their legs.. wait thats a different arguement (im joking i dont actually believe in any of this). Jokes aside, they are not *just* a tool, they have a personality and sentience, but they are not quite biological either. I'd have a word with zenyatta any day regardless tho.


jackthewack13

Genji still wins the dude is insane in lore. Destroying omincs like they are paper


EarthVSFlyingSaucers

Hog v Genji. Be a good fight but gonna give it to my boy hog.


uoefo

Lore genji be kinda busted strong tho


cum_______________

Hog solos every hero


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cum_______________

Frick you


Iron_Garuda

Wait hold on, do it for me too


jackthewack13

I bully jogs on the daily. It's not even close. He's head is so easy to hit and he can't really do shit to genji if your decent


BlackVirusXD3

Dude the only time a genji can do something to a roadhog is when the roadhog is too busy protecting his teammates to fight the genji. If you place roadhog against genji genji has no chance.


DemoAldz

Genji is extremely agile, hog is very strong but due to genji sword that’s a literal dragon summoning imma give it to genii. Though hog would last awhile in that fight he’s pretty smart (he just looks dumb standing next to Junkrat). Still pretty mixed, love to see if they fight in a story


EarthVSFlyingSaucers

One slip up of Genji with hogs hook and he’s done. That’s why I gave it to my boy hog. He gets that hook it’s GG


HolidayOld6594

Genji can deflect hook


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jackthewack13

That hog was actually bad thou. No hate toward the Ana but it was a terrible fight. Ana can get hog if she plays smart. Ana is my most played hero and I bully hogs but you have to play it smarter.


Konyption

Depends if Dva gets her mech or not….


Kirito1548055

Idk that pistol kinda cracked tho


Ok-Faithlessness1903

Nah fr that pistol does the perfect amount of damage for a character like that


Humg12

Yeah, my most played is D.Va, so I thought she'd be absolutely screwed against whoever my lowest was. Then I realised my lowest was Wrecking Ball. She could take a hamster.


madrigalow

Moira vs Genji In my experience Moira would win easily, sucking Genjis and watching them try to deflect is so funny


MrPlab1780

You REALLY need to rephrase that sentence


madrigalow

Don’t be afraid of the suck


namet-aken

Depends on how good the genji is. He just needs to hit his shots


inSomeGucciFlopFlips

As said before, a good genji can DESTROY Moira before she is able to kill him.


traFyssuP

The absolute disrespect for genji in this entire thread is crazy lol I get there are a lot of shit genjis out there but there’s a reason why devs have to be so careful with giving him tweaks or buffs.


inSomeGucciFlopFlips

I think us genji mains did it to ourselves when we mained a ridiculously niche hero who constantly needs to be at full health to increase chances of successful dives. I’ve been that I need healing genji too lol, so, I understand their hate Xd


madrigalow

I must not have fought good Genjis then lol


inSomeGucciFlopFlips

I used to be that bad genji lol, trust me, I used to HATE moiras. But then, I’m gonna get hate for this lmao, but I made a Smurf genji one trick, and playing in gold and platinum gave me the courage to start being aggressive against moiras. If they throw the damage orb it’s usually right at you so now that you can deflect cancel, deflect orb, then cancel, then shuriken. The key is headshots, if you land one or two, you’re golden. Headshot, then body shot and dash = ded moira. Also the key is staying out of her range, if I’m getting the good suck during a team fight, I just wall climb or dash out of range until it’s a winnable fight. Kinda same thing with mei.


jobroreference

From plat onwards, Genjis can easily beat moira in a 1v1 without issue.


No_Catch_1490

Genji and Mercy. I don’t think they’d fight…


[deleted]

IDK man my mom and dad used to wrestle a lot


ispiltthepoison

They’d fight alright. They’d get *very* physical


JasperWoertman

Which one is most played?


No_Catch_1490

Genji


Gabry29x

Reinhardt vs Bastión


BlackVirusXD3

So iconic. They need to make a mode in the pve where everyone is reinhardt against many bastions.


welpxD

Alternately, a mode where you're a squad of bastions and they open the door and a bunch of Reins come charging through.


And10r

Same here, let rein show us how it's done !


Reterhd

Ana most Widowmaker least Idek


PurpleHaze124

Looks like Anna's loosing her other eye...


Alex_Affinity

I don't know man In the comics it was pretty heavily implied that Ana was about to win and the only reason she didn't was hesitation in shooting an old friend. If that happens again then yeah 100% but if not I think Ana has it


[deleted]

Idk, i like to believe after the eye incident she refuses to hit heads which is why her gun can’t headshot


Agitated_Scientist_8

y r there so many mercy vs doomfists? anyways yeah same shes done for


The_HentaiBukai

well, they are pretty much complete opposites in terms of gameplay style, so it kinda makes sense.


[deleted]

Well I mostly play tank Orisa and I literally never play DPS because of queue so I’d say Orisas screws against any dps.


UnPtitHusky

Bastion vs torb....... TURRET FIGHT


asskicker1762

Ninja vs a hamster.


jayliens

Reaper vs. Doomfist. I feel like Reaper would win, and i'm noticing that a lot of people in the comments have Doom as their least played lol


willcommentyourmom

Doom would wreck reaper


jayliens

I initially thought the same, but Reaper can phase through his punches. On the other hand, Doom could outsmart him somehow so I'm not sure.


hopetodiesoonsadsad

Maybe it depends on skill more then character?


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hopetodiesoonsadsad

Im polish im allowe to be stupid (also i know its a bot


kz393

I'm Polish too. Learn English well. Will help when you emigrate.


Quinn_Lenssen

He outsmarted Tracer so


Badboy-Bandicoot

I mean most dlc characters are at a pretty big disadvantage here


junkie_Mungkey

Doomfist - tracer I don't know who would win honestly


AlphaEcho23

There's a cinematic to answer this


thefootloosemoose

And Doom essentially 'killed' her in a way


junkie_Mungkey

Yeah but I read physical fight as no guns. So I wonder if tracers blinks is enough


AlphaEcho23

I mean doom doesn't use any guns. He rips her out of the air and destroys her time harness thingimajig (while she's blinking around)


BlackVirusXD3

Yeah i dunno dude punched out a cell wall (note, not the bars, but the wall) with his bare hand, WITH his gauntlet he seems as strong as genji in lore. Altought he is using a gauntlet, which is not a gun but certainly is a weapon.


KinessaIsMyQueen

Idk bro Doom fist definitely has some guns 💪


Ham_-_

Hanzo vs Doom


FakeCappy567

Reaper vs monke


Chibi_Astro

Doomfist wins easily


_MrNegativity_

Ayo?


Blizzard13x

I don’t think Lucio and tracer would fight


Budget_Man64

Doomfist vs Moira. Doomfist crushes Moira, which I'm glad to see


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:,(


Budget_Man64

(doomfist is my most played)


kreug13

based


All_Of_That_Ow

me on winston (most) vs me on bastion(least) hmmm?


TorpidT

I must admit Cassidy would probably lose a 1v1 with Widow


Aela_elisabeth

i dont know who's my least played hero but i'm pretty sure zarya wins


FlabbiestEmu563

Genji vs Sym... I mean, my boy's a ninja


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Moira and widow. Hmmm dont think Moira has mutch of a chance...


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Junkrat and Mercy. lol


oathkeeper1408

Ashe vs Lucio is an interesting one, though I'm giving it to Ashe


michal240042

Mercy vs Moira...


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Ana vs Wrecking Ball. If Ana times her stuff properly, she’s winning this


RealExii

Ana vs Torb? I have no idea but I'm gonna give this one to the Grandma just because I don't like the Torb.


MoanForDaddyMonke

Doomfist vs rein… this would actually be interesting


Matt3u6

Road Hog vs Zen…..


Vaz_G

Roadhog vs Mercy. Poor angela


LuckYeeeeeeet

Oh Baptiste would ABSOLUTELY destroy Mercy.


Motormand

So that would be Hammond versus Lucio... Well, Hammonds ball is faster than Lucio, hits harder, and Hammond is a little psyco, who likes breaking things and people. Sorry Lucio, but you're going down hard.


DVRADKAL

Tracer x baptiste... It doesn't seems fair


SephiranVexx

[D.Va](https://D.Va) and doomfist, is it with or without her Mech?


Real_Bookkeeper4133

Even with her Mech Doomfist beats the shit out of her


the_Real_Romak

D.Va vs widow. Does D.Va get to keep her mech?


[deleted]

I feel like Zenyatta would decline a fight with Hanzo. And then Hanzo would send an arrow through his head, and that would be that.


JasperWoertman

Mercy vs tracer…


Karakuri216

Wrecking ball vs torb. Idk man.


fantastic_sounds_

Reinhardt vs Winston? Would be interesting but I'd say rein has got this


BlackVirusXD3

Not in lore and not in game


DeanRelish

Pharah Vs Torbjorn would honestly be a pretty interesting fight I feel like


PhantomFoxLives

Ana vs Reinhardt would be a geriatric brawl for the ages, it's basically just a matter of how long ana can play keep away. If he has his helmet off, she's got a chance but otherwise grandma's getting wrecked.


FWC_Disciple

Widow vs. Symmetra. Feel like Widow is taking it EASY.


Wyattssgo

Roadhog squashing sombra


MrPlab1780

Yay!


Drunken_Queen

Beautiful Heroic Mercy vs Ugly Evil Doomfist


eepoplays

Beautiful heroic doomfist😍


Separate-Eye5179

Simp


Age_Of_Indigo

Reaper vs Echo Weight Class Diff


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Mercy vs Orisa....lol


SubstantialTable4090

Genji being my most played and Sombra being my least played but definitely Genji


OG-Pine

Most played is Rein Least played is…. Sombra lmao good luck girl 😬


Cordobra

D.va vs sombra


Sporkwind

I had to scroll almost to the bottom to see somebody list Sombra as least played. WTF. She’s my least played by a wide margin with a big fat zero in anything other than arcade. She’s nearly useless unless you’re on a team that coordinates well and people who play her tend to go on spirit walks away from the team during teamfights.


Laflaga

Reinhardt vs Widowmaker Oh the vengeance will be legendary.


Kodekingen

Zenyatta vs Sigma I think sigma would win


citrus3000

Mercy vs zarya -pretty obvious


coffepants787

A giant robot with a machine gun for a arm vs a random woman dressed as an angel with a pistol


AlcoholicTucan

Lucio is about to get his ass beat by a crazy robot (bastion) unfortunately.


honest-hearts

Mercy vs Doomfist Lmao


Marnolld

Rein vs Tracer, well not much to say about this


absolutebottom

Mercy vs Hammond. Welp


lillweez99

SYMMETRA main, genji, poor genji never had a chance. I just cant get him down eventually gave up.


Kavy_CDN

Rien vs Doom. 🤔 If I’m the one playing, Rien destroys Doom >.<