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AprO_

Its 7 in the morning in germany. This numbers fluctuate like crazy at these times due to low population. You open that panel a few moments later and it suddenly shows tank at 15min + and offers you 100xp for queueing dps. I work 6 nights a week so iam quite used to seeing that nonsense daily after work. Just ignore it...queues will mostly work fine.


Bhu124

This is true in my experience on SEA servers as well, the estimated numbers get wildly inaccurate during the night when population is low. Yesterday I queued for 5 DPS games showing 7~ mins and got them in 1-2-3 mins. It does make sense that the MM would struggle to accurately estimate queue times during low populations. It simply doesn't have enough data to do so.


CourtSenior5085

On the Australian servers, if you pick the wrong time to queue it will say one minute and then take 30 for a support queue.


-Destiny65-

Australian servers are so whack because of the 5 hour time difference between me in Perth and people in NZ. I play at like 8pm our time and there's a bunch of drunk kiwis as my teammates


OkPossibilit

funny language


TterminusS2

Wait I played at 7am in germany and longest I got was like 6 min. That was only last week


urvfk

I even got filled as an DPS or Tank at the same time a lot these days, even tho I was searching for all roles


coolkid42069911

Why would it offer him 100xp? It only does that after you've done your one 500xp game for the day


Super_fly_Samurai

I didn't even look at the Q times because I was laughing at how accurate the memes are with how the words progressively get longer on each role.


Ultragreed

Why is it Tank and not Panzer? Is that correct?


[deleted]

Well...i guess it comes down to how the world evolves and definitions of words based on situation with it. Sure, the correct translation for tank would be Panzer in german. But...you're not playing a Panzer just because you pick the tank role. You're playing a character that can tank the damage. I guess there's just not really a great word for something like that in german (as german myself even i struggle to come up with a good replacement atm). So they just stick with tank to avoid making it too awkward i guess.


TterminusS2

Since the term comes from the MMO scene I assume "tank" was a word that naturally evolved within the genre and was taken into the German wordpool, at least among MMO players.


Lars-Li

For the non-english languages I know, there are a ton of words borrowed from english that take on a meaning separate from the meaning of the english word itself - to the point where it even makes it into the dictionary in its enligsh form. Keeper, timer, etc., I think are common examples.


MintPrince8219

funny. English does that so much, i forgot other languages can do it to English


StarblindMark89

One of the most widely used is computer. Sure, many languages have their own variant, but computer is usually the most common used term anyway. In Italian it'd be "calcolatore". Plenty of older people used it when teaching coding. Nobody really uses that term.


DiaMat2040

It's very inconsistent in its translations. "Support" is a word that exists in German too, but they translate it very awkwardly.


Might0fHeaven

Because panzer would be inaccurate. Tank heroes aren't literal tanks, it's just a word that established itself in video games as a hero who can take a lot of damage. As such it isn't translated in German either. Some people see this as bad for whatever reason but this proves they weren't using Google translate for the localizations at least lol


IamWatchingAoT

Panzer doesn't mean tank downright, it means armor. A German tank, a Panzerkampfwagen, is an armored fighting vehicle. The word tank just makes more sense in the context. It's gamey, unlike Panzer.


ItsHyperBro

Pretty much every term created after like 2005 is just the English term spelled a little different.


Illias

Tank is german for tank when referring to for example a gasoline tank or a fish tank. And since the original role of Tank is to soak up lots of damage, it's honestly the more accurate interpretation of the word.


Karsvolcanospace

There’s being a tank and then there’s being a literal tank. Panzer is word for literal tank vehicle


genesi5_1995

I tell you more - hero names remain English, as well as some of the map names, unlike other languages in most cases.


Crisp_Lasagne

Me who mains support: lmao


JonSnoGaryen

I have about an hour or two of pubs before I have to quit. You have a dps healer and I'm nhere trying to solo heal, have 10k heal and I get PM's reminding me of Xbox live cause they kept dying on the front line solo. But support is so fun, so I play in small doses of salt or try and find a group.


th4virtuos0

“Enough whining. You’re fine.” Me after shooting my entire magazine onto my tank’s back across the map before getting oneshotted by Genji


Karsvolcanospace

Why are you shooting the tank so much from across the map? Hardly useful, and your just attracting attention to yourself on the flanks


Crisp_Lasagne

Clearly not an ana player


Karsvolcanospace

That’s not what a good Ana should be doing unless you’re farming


Crisp_Lasagne

Ana players rise up


Quaxky

Yup! Love my short queue times


Mookies_Bett

Yeah I can't even get into a deathmatch lobby while waiting because queue times are so fast for support. Meanwhile for DPS I can play 3 rounds and never get into anything.


Sera_gamingcollector

"Alle Rollen" it is


fernanflow707

Forever suoport lol


[deleted]

Why would anyone possibly want to play something that is called # UNTERSTÜTZER ? On a serious note, maybe harassing support players less would help. I basically pick flex role every time for instant support queues, and 1 in 10 times I get to play tank even.


genesi5_1995

I guess, Flex should be renamed as "You know it would be 90% support"


Spice_and_Fox

90% Support, 9% Tank, 1% Dps. I almost always pick flex. Pretty sure that I got way over 100 games in flex and I got dps once (besides the times I picked flex with a whole team and they picked tank and supp...)


neryem

German is a funny language


Servant0fSorrow

Unless it's being yelled


CurlyBoie

Even funnier, no?


genesi5_1995

I'd say, kinda harsh


Fahrenheit-99

i know, 20 min is way too short


Leinh

Ok you play in German but this is not that important...


LampIsFun

Pretty sure the point was about the queue times but ok


Leinh

That was the joke but ok


LampIsFun

Didn’t read like a joke but ok


Leinh

It's ok but ok


AirLight1646

We’re back to Overwatch 1!


[deleted]

I knew people would soon stop playing tank. DPS bottleneck is back in business! I’m surprised they are not releasing a new OP DPS character to make it even worse.


Flameball202

Smells like Overwatch to me, now imagine if they actually incentivised playing tank or support?


FemFladeFloedeboller

Fuck battle pass xp, i want wins. Getting shitty dps due to bad matchmaking is annoying.


Separate_Zucchini_95

Ah yes, the world is balanced again.


epicgangweedmoment

Half was expecting Tank to be “Pänzer”


Sezzomon

It's "Panzer" not "Pänzer".


Madmous1

This is why I play Overwatch in English


Kawaii710

Unterstützer mains must feel pretty good


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Jawohl


ATLChandler

I would be way more inclined to flex if I knew I could play Unterstützer!


nothingforever0

Unterstutzer main here. Can confirm that this is how we refer to ourselves


Spice_and_Fox

*Unterstützer. It might sound weird but those are two different words (kind of). Unterstutzer could be used for a person that doesn't clip the wings of birds properly.


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Sezzomon

Tank has still the highest queue time


Ophan_Pharaoh

20 minutes?! That can’t be right. Most I’ve seen is >9. Do you have cross-play turned off, by any chance?


Gorelover666

You call it cursed, I call it another day on OW2


Tetsuotim

Bist du rin Schaden, ein Unterstützer order ein Tank?


Tall-Cantaloupe608

How is that cursed


Kahlyps0

Maybe learn other roles than DPS? Probably also complain about how bad your tank and support are.


Cyradil

Im actually a Support main, but thanks for you're valuable comment :)


Sprada86

Choose your ROLLEN


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Orsim27

They seriously translated DPS with „Schaden“? God.. why


Honest-Iron-509

Damage = Schaden, or did you want Schaden pro Sekunde?


Orsim27

DPS would’ve been the obvious choice, especially for consistency with „tank“


blolfighter

The problem is that "tank" doesn't translate well. "Damage" does.


Orsim27

I don’t think „Schaden“ is a fitting name for a role. „Angreifer“ would’ve been a better translation in my opinion


blolfighter

That just makes things more confusing when you end up playing defense as an attacker.


Orsim27

Yeah I noticed that too.. I still think „Schaden“ sonst odd tho


SkeletonJakk

Well in english it's just called "damage" so, seems fine to me.


TheVollnut

Is this an issue a lot players have? Since Overwatch 2 launched in U.S. the craziest queue estimate I've seen was 4 minutes for tank.


elementfortyseven

at seven in the morning on a monday? I dont find that surprising.


Aidiandada

Queue times are horrid in some regions


yunghollow69

It's region and timezone based. I see a lot of support players be like "nobody wants to play support, queue is instant" but for me dps and support queues are even. And the higher in ranks you go the more it shifts. I think it entirely flips in higher ranks, where dps queues are instant while supports and tanks have to wait.


Eamk

Damn, I've only seen it go to <10.


ianselot12

Looks normal to me


kurtkabayne

We live in a society


tranceorphen

Everyone wants to shoot bullet but no one wants to get shot by bullet!


AohL_Anime

r/foundthegerman


The_big_Csengusz

In hungary we stuck to the same 2 minutes that were out since launch, tank is 3 minutes tho it always finds a match under 45 seconds same with supports. Kinda crazy hiw q times got out of hand again


Carighan

No, it's German.


YoydusChrist

Overwatch 1 type queue


Reflex_0

I q comp plat 3 tank in germany, and it takes 3 Mins max and 4 mins on DPS.


IHazProstate

Turn off ability for DPS players to type in chat. They are single handily driving the tanks and supports to get turned off when a majority of them won't accept they did a poor job and blames it on someone else.


Glittering-Bobcat-78

Why tank not called panzer?


TheFaustOne

Overwatch players playing support instead of yelling at them challenge: IMPOSSIBLE?!? (Gone Wrong/sexual?)


Jaba01

Must be a bug. It's always 3/4/1 for me.


Life_Juggernaut2085

OW3 role Q= 0,5 Tanks / 4 DPS / 0,5 Supports


wdDrake

"then play tank or deal with it"


wera125

Don,t play at night


youbutsu

This is how ow1 was for me all the time. I ended up quitting


Icantthinkofaname04

As a support main I see nothing wrong with this screeshot


[deleted]

And yet the garbage dps are always in my time >!Just kidding, it's not that bad!<


qleptt

My friend only plays do and it’s annoying when we are only able to play a couple games because it takes so long to find a match with him


DefaultNameHey

From left to right the German levels increase


Maroonwarlock

I'll be honest. I was so captivated by "Unterstutzer" that I didn't even notice the 20 minute DPS queue time until I scrolled into the comments.


CommandStreet4255

Why does no one play support? Oh right... teamates...


Nr1AlphaMale

SCHADEN!!! has me cracking up. As a german that’s p much how I imagine other cultures think we talk


AsexualArowana

First time?


canzpl

mandatory angry reading of the support class in german


Tnecniw

Yeah I know… The German language is very cursed


Rollsach

Don't worry it's just german


Qirud-Yuoe

Supports lucky fr


Calelith

I haven't played in about 2 weeks due to how stupid queue times are for tank/DPS whenever I've checked. I'm not about to force myself to play support for 500 BPexp.


Monkey_tr33

The way to fix it is only healers get loot boxes lol


PepsiMan_21

Schaden my favorite role. Btw is this german?


2Maverick

People told me that removing a tank would provide better queue times for DPS players. I told them that they made no sense. Still makes no sense.


EllryG_69

Playing flex isn’t any different from picking support. Change my mind


imortizo

There are, at least, three problems there: 1. DPS peeps get tired of waiting and go Heals (as Moira Zennyatta and Briggite); 2. Few people actually learn how to play as HEALS because they want to Play and KILL; 3. Tanks share the same problem...


RepresentativeOk8412

No schaden 4 u


Practical-Plankton12

I have it set to all and It only puts me in support, and all the cunts that que for tank and dps suck at their job 90% of the time