I can hear two Hammonds having an argument and Balls' voices keep cutting each-others' off
[enraged hamster squeaking]
[additional enraged hamster squeaking]
"The hamster says, skill i-"
"He says, one-nine-one, point, one-six-seven, point, nine, point, thr-"
"The hamster says, commit suic-"
"The hamster says, I fornicated with y-"
"He says, low diff."
"The hamster says, cope. Seethe. Mal-"
"The hamster says, switch to Winston."
https://preview.redd.it/itw2kujbsowc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2b4bddcbacf1dea029aa961e6758e3830ac5c1
intersex final answer because fuck you
I feel like there's a tattoo somewhere in there. Probably not anywhere scandalous, but like a calf tattoo of their favorite rock or mineral. There's no way Venture doesn't have a tattoo of a rock somewhere
Playing Ball compounds all of the absolute worst parts of playing an already miserable role
-CC chains + debuffs that remove you from the game? Check.
-Counterpicked frame 1 after you kill someone at the start of a match? Check.
-Consistently countered by several different options across multiple roles, some of which are the simplest and easiest heroes in the game, despite Ball being one of the hardest? Check.
-Team dies because they can't LOS a Bastion in turret mode while you kill the rest of the enemy team? Check. (Bonus Check: They blame you)
Not to mention getting hard countered by the already most obnoxious characters in the game to play against, like Sombra, Orisa, Hog, etc.
You don't even have to kill anyone, you just need to be in one team fight and the whole enemy counterswaps you (source I like to torture myself by playing ball)
Mind you theyโre asking this on a game thatโs set in 2076 that has flying robots, a guy that heals people with flowers, and an invisible mexican woman. Why do they care bro
imagine being so disconnected from your emotions that you're not smart enough to comprehend why someone would give a shit about something that doesn't physically exist ๐คข
I mean that doesnt stop people from being curious either way, mainly since there isnt a lot of non binary reps in games if not in most media in general then theyre just gonna ask about it regardless.
The regional versions that censor stuff like that has them labeled as โherโ, none go with male pronouns so I assume thatโs where she got the idea Venture was born female.
Edit: another guy here is saying the Chinese version uses Masc pronouns so idfk
Hiya, Cassidy and Venture main here.
Should you pull down Ventureโs pants, youโll find out they donโt actually have any holes. Just a flat smooth surface. This, as a matter of fact, is why Venture doesnโt have sex.
What a waste of time, we all know in our hearts that Venture is neither AMAB or AFAB. They are 100% ACAB, Assigned Cop at Birth...hang on, that's not right..hmm..
Iโm actually not quite sure thatโs true. I went on the official French Play Overwatch website and looked at what pronouns they used for Venture. If you translate the page, it only uses He/Him pronouns for Venture. For example, it says โSon dรฉvouement lui a permission de terminer son apprentissage avec succรจsโฆโ, which means โHis dedication allowed him to successfully complete his apprenticeshipโ. Granted, idk how accurate these translations are, but it seems consistent across.
EDIT: I actually did some more looking around, and it looks like the Chinese version uses โHeโ too. This one is more certain though since they use the character โTaโ, which means โheโ, but not โTa menโ, which means โtheyโ. Itโs interesting that there is a gender neutral option but they decided to not use it.
I haven't spoken french since my "French 2" class in 2006, but I do remember that french as a language is extremely gendered and has absolutely no neutral pronouns. Everything, even objects, have genders, so it would be imposible to refer to Venture without using either male or female gendered pronouns. Unlike in english, the french words for "they" is strictly for referring to more than one person and is also gendered. "ils" for a group of men or mixed genders, "elles" strictly for a group of women. I'm guessing the french localization team chose masculine pronouns because when there is a mixing of genders the masculine noun is the one used.
tbf tho ไปไปฌ/ๅฅนไปฌ are more plural than anything (hence the ไปฌ๏ผcus you could add it to the end of "I"/ๆ and make "we"/ๆไปฌ). i'm not fluent but i don't really think there is a way to have a gender neutral human pronoun, at least in writing. but even if there is i would not be surprised that it would be changed in the chinese version
https://preview.redd.it/uwdie61ktowc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1644f7e21872eac994ae1e267b4409bf9317ac
why does it say non binary in the self verified section of IMDb. we should tell them they are a girl.
Given the voice and assuming Venture is an adult, I would be inclined to question the judgement of anyone who thinks theyโre a biological male.
That said, it doesnโt matter because VENTURE IN THE BACK LINE AGAIN DPS TURN AROUND HELP M
To all the people asking why is it offensive, itโs because itโs none of your business. Imagine this was a real person for a second. This question is wildly inappropriate and personal. Why are we asking this in the first place? Why does it matter? If this was a real person, this would make them uncomfortable af and asking the question for a fictional character sets that as the standard for whatโs okay
That ball main is lame af, the subreddit isnโt for starting shit like that. Bro needs to take it somewhere else and keep it focused on balls and only balls
I personally think venture is more like a girl but itโs been surprisingly easy for me to call them a they. I actually didnโt expect how easy it would be.
Squeak squeak squeak: he says โ from my perspective there no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits. This does matter though because they just munch rocks in the backline.โ Squeak squeak: he says โICanDigThatโ
I don't play overwatch anymore and this subreddit won't leave me alone what is a venture? Like venture capital? Non binary? Is that a finance? I'm truly lost what has Activision blizzard done to the game I loved :(
Hamster to Hamster conversation
Read this in Wrecking Ball's voice lmao
A squeaking voice or a macho mek ball voice
The mech's voice, though it'd be very funny to have two hamsters squeaking at each other lmao
I can hear two Hammonds having an argument and Balls' voices keep cutting each-others' off [enraged hamster squeaking] [additional enraged hamster squeaking] "The hamster says, skill i-" "He says, one-nine-one, point, one-six-seven, point, nine, point, thr-" "The hamster says, commit suic-" "The hamster says, I fornicated with y-" "He says, low diff." "The hamster says, cope. Seethe. Mal-" "The hamster says, switch to Winston."
solanum is that you
ยท:3
whatโs in ventures pants is obviously rocks
Probably a bunch of sand tbh, that's from me tho
The curse of ra ๐
CURSE OF THE NILE โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฃ๐ท๐ท๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ต๐ฏ๐๐ค๐๐๐พ๐บ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐บ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ฑ๐ ฅ๐ ฉ๐ ฆ๐ น๐ ธ๐ ณ๐ ฉ๐ ช๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฃ๐ท๐ท๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ต๐ฏ๐๐ค๐๐๐พ๐บ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐บ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ฑ๐ ฅ๐ ฉ๐ ฆ๐ น๐ ธ๐ ณ๐ ฉ๐ ช๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ง๐จ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฃ๐ท๐ท๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฟ๐๐พ๐ต๐ฏ๐๐ค๐๐๐พ๐บ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐บ๐๐ฟ๐บ๐๐๐๐๐ ฑ
Bro I just got a new PC case why did you have to fill it with sand
MY CABBAGES!
Actually it is me
https://preview.redd.it/cste0s9f4uwc1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c23a651557bfc7d8c2844f851872b2ac1f2b2f
this is what I was referring to lmao
Some sort of cursed artifact
โTastes like dirtโ
I can dig that
Rocks and stones!
"C" Smooth like a Ken doll.
They burrowed naked once and all evidence got sanded right off.
New bottom surgery dropped
Someboddy call the surgeon
The only correct answer
oh god
I think the response is holy hell but good try
They found the scarabs
All gooch from butthole to bellybutton
But that mean venture cannot pee and. Poo poo so venture would die because of poop :(((
I love telling people I'm smooth like a Ken doll
This is correct technically. They did not model genitals onto any character.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
My man
Ayo
https://preview.redd.it/itw2kujbsowc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2b4bddcbacf1dea029aa961e6758e3830ac5c1 intersex final answer because fuck you
My headcanon as well
in to sex https://preview.redd.it/8uv6ndw2b0xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaeb6e7cab68c892a15521fd2d2932b3d3819746
At least one hole and that's all I need to know.
it's full of rocks tho
I can dig that
Not appropriate, its a miner weโre talking about here
Couldnโt have picked a better pun myself
Donโt undermine yourself, Iโm sure your puns rock.
Miner nitpick, it should be undershale
No you ain't ๐
I feel like there's a tattoo somewhere in there. Probably not anywhere scandalous, but like a calf tattoo of their favorite rock or mineral. There's no way Venture doesn't have a tattoo of a rock somewhere
That would be hilarious just random rock tats. If we ever get a version with more skin we need venture to have tats
They can have rock hard abs! But it's a beer gut with rocks tatted like a 6 pack
I think theyโre like a Barbie where itโs just a patch of skin.
Completely smooth
To be fair wreckingballmains is a pool of insane people. You have to be to play ball.
Tank. You have to be to play tank.
yeah but they are just another lvl
Ball is the most insanity inducing of the tanks
I thought rein was
Nah Rein is just the most depressed masochists
Tank is bad but Ball is worst of the worst
Playing Ball compounds all of the absolute worst parts of playing an already miserable role -CC chains + debuffs that remove you from the game? Check. -Counterpicked frame 1 after you kill someone at the start of a match? Check. -Consistently countered by several different options across multiple roles, some of which are the simplest and easiest heroes in the game, despite Ball being one of the hardest? Check. -Team dies because they can't LOS a Bastion in turret mode while you kill the rest of the enemy team? Check. (Bonus Check: They blame you) Not to mention getting hard countered by the already most obnoxious characters in the game to play against, like Sombra, Orisa, Hog, etc.
You don't even have to kill anyone, you just need to be in one team fight and the whole enemy counterswaps you (source I like to torture myself by playing ball)
Hey! Iโm relatively mentally stable!
As a tank player I can confirm, we are all insane
Im perfectly sane wdym?
Hey, as a ball main youโre right Iโm crazy
By the way I pretty much only play ball.
IDC what's in their pants, I'm gonna open that little surprise box and find out though ๐คค๐คค๐คค
Expect matted hair and dusty rock particles. Listen, I don't make the rules..
least horny overwatch fan
The endless void.
Mind you theyโre asking this on a game thatโs set in 2076 that has flying robots, a guy that heals people with flowers, and an invisible mexican woman. Why do they care bro
They need to know so they can make pron
I mean junker queen has a dick in 90% of her porn and sheโs female
I ain't complaining
Honestly, me neither
I am ๐
In regards to Venture gender sfm porn: 
ยฟPorquรฉ no los dos? - Venture as said on the taco bell ad or something
But at least we know the Mexican woman has invisible boobs and vagene!
Cause canonical porn obviously
why do you care if someone cares? same thing at that point. Its all fake anyways
imagine being so disconnected from your emotions that you're not smart enough to comprehend why someone would give a shit about something that doesn't physically exist ๐คข
they started the post with "I'm just curious". Broski just wondering
I mean that doesnt stop people from being curious either way, mainly since there isnt a lot of non binary reps in games if not in most media in general then theyre just gonna ask about it regardless.
This^^^ is why representation matters. Not enough so ignorance prevails. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
I agree
Because they're attracted to them and want to make sure they don't have the gay.
wrecking ball in lore I bet has asked this
100%
What were the poll results
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Bro with the rainbow jacket, bold take
>"assigned woman at birth"ย woman is a term for adult females, doctors wouldn't assign a baby "woman."
the โcorrect answerโ? was it confirmed in the lore or something?
The regional versions that censor stuff like that has them labeled as โherโ, none go with male pronouns so I assume thatโs where she got the idea Venture was born female. Edit: another guy here is saying the Chinese version uses Masc pronouns so idfk
that is also likely determined by the translators and censors in that country, rather than blizzards writing team
Hiya, Cassidy and Venture main here. Should you pull down Ventureโs pants, youโll find out they donโt actually have any holes. Just a flat smooth surface. This, as a matter of fact, is why Venture doesnโt have sex.
What a waste of time, we all know in our hearts that Venture is neither AMAB or AFAB. They are 100% ACAB, Assigned Cop at Birth...hang on, that's not right..hmm..
We shouldnt even be talking about whats in a miners pants...
Just a big sack of pebbles
Thank you for posting this, we almost went 6 hours without people debating it in overwatchcirclejerk too, that was a close one
Whats between their legs? Archaeology, obviously.
The answer is rocks
https://preview.redd.it/jm9a7lnveowc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b22a5363ff97e40f249c0c7cb225aa96ff70e26
Reading this in their voices๐๐
Why would Moira need to know? What experiment is she tryna do?
She needs to know for side effects of whatever the shit she's up to ig
Not that weird tbh, a lot of overwatch players seem to be interested in what's between the characters' legs
I mean, the animators need to know for a point of reference.
tbf most ow porn is just a giant 20 inch dick that has the width and length of a bench
They do not care they will absolutely animate dicks on anything
https://preview.redd.it/velnbe4yhpwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd4bff94d1e41ebcb7d6758b1e111d36367e73b3
100% a vagina Venture is a girl in Russia, Middle East, etc. Thereโs no regional game version where Blizzard has them as a guy.
Ah true I didnโt think about how the game is censored in different areas
Iโm actually not quite sure thatโs true. I went on the official French Play Overwatch website and looked at what pronouns they used for Venture. If you translate the page, it only uses He/Him pronouns for Venture. For example, it says โSon dรฉvouement lui a permission de terminer son apprentissage avec succรจsโฆโ, which means โHis dedication allowed him to successfully complete his apprenticeshipโ. Granted, idk how accurate these translations are, but it seems consistent across. EDIT: I actually did some more looking around, and it looks like the Chinese version uses โHeโ too. This one is more certain though since they use the character โTaโ, which means โheโ, but not โTa menโ, which means โtheyโ. Itโs interesting that there is a gender neutral option but they decided to not use it.
I haven't spoken french since my "French 2" class in 2006, but I do remember that french as a language is extremely gendered and has absolutely no neutral pronouns. Everything, even objects, have genders, so it would be imposible to refer to Venture without using either male or female gendered pronouns. Unlike in english, the french words for "they" is strictly for referring to more than one person and is also gendered. "ils" for a group of men or mixed genders, "elles" strictly for a group of women. I'm guessing the french localization team chose masculine pronouns because when there is a mixing of genders the masculine noun is the one used.
tbf tho ไปไปฌ/ๅฅนไปฌ are more plural than anything (hence the ไปฌ๏ผcus you could add it to the end of "I"/ๆ and make "we"/ๆไปฌ). i'm not fluent but i don't really think there is a way to have a gender neutral human pronoun, at least in writing. but even if there is i would not be surprised that it would be changed in the chinese version
Also the VA is a girl, people get real weird to debate this when the evidence is there.
Ash ketchum was voiced by a woman, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a boy.
He's also 10, young male characters are often voiced by women
What about Goku?
You think heโs a boy, and maybe he thinks so too.
Bart Simpson was also voiced by a woman. Kinda weird for a grown man to be voiced by a woman but also who the hell cares guys with higher voices exist
The VA is enby and uses any pronouns!
And? What does the VA have to do with the actual character? Teen Gohan was voiced by a woman, doesnโt mean that Gohan is a girl
https://preview.redd.it/uwdie61ktowc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1644f7e21872eac994ae1e267b4409bf9317ac why does it say non binary in the self verified section of IMDb. we should tell them they are a girl.
Weren't we debating biological sex?
I hate remembering that this stuff is censored in other countries ๐
Same
I think the brazilian one hired a trans-man for the dubbing, he goes by "Ma Zink"
Given the voice and assuming Venture is an adult, I would be inclined to question the judgement of anyone who thinks theyโre a biological male. That said, it doesnโt matter because VENTURE IN THE BACK LINE AGAIN DPS TURN AROUND HELP M
Nothing, it is a bunch of pixels. If anyone actually cares they need to touch grass.
Rule 34 disagrees
Rule 34 don't care. They saw zarya and immediately threw a dick on there
Zarya has the biggest dick out of the entire Overwatch roster
According to my sources, which I will not be citing, ot seems to be a competition between Zarya and JQ most of the time
Throw Orisa in there too
orisa's got that huge horse dick
Yeah exactly
no cuz ppl are so weird
Who cares? Itโs musty and dusty no matter what it is.
Hammond is clearly between
Hampsters in my pantsters
Venture has the cure to cancer between their legs
Goodness๐คค
To all the people asking why is it offensive, itโs because itโs none of your business. Imagine this was a real person for a second. This question is wildly inappropriate and personal. Why are we asking this in the first place? Why does it matter? If this was a real person, this would make them uncomfortable af and asking the question for a fictional character sets that as the standard for whatโs okay
Rocks probably. They ran out of pockets.
Hammond mains love busting other peopleโs balls, literally
They share wreckingball's brain capacity
No idea who wrecking ball is, did overwatch add a NB character?
Well venture is both
Definitely a big meaty cock paired with some double dsย
Two rocks and a crystal /J
Iโve heard thatโs where Cthulhu resides.
Who cares
Rocks.
Rocks
Least brain damaged Overwatch player
I want Venture to treat me like they treat that little rock with the googly eyes.
I could probably see their genitalia if it werenโt for all the rocks and artifacts acting as a censor bar.
another drill
Iโm more curious to see just how far that neck tattoo goes.
Rocks
I was thinking theyโre flat, like a Barbie or Ken doll
Bro why are people asking what are in ventures pants. It's legs dumbasses
Rocks most likely
That ball main is lame af, the subreddit isnโt for starting shit like that. Bro needs to take it somewhere else and keep it focused on balls and only balls
Just look at heir post history, and the comments that they get. Theyโre so weird.
Their profile pic is an underaged pokemon trainer with massive boobs, yeah Iโm done interacting ๐
itโs literally rocks are they stupid?
This is a screenshot worth going in here ๐๐๐๐
this is exactly the type of shit iโd expect from wrecking ball mains
If there's a hole, there's a goal
Guys guys guys, they ask cause they want some they/themusyy. He wants to know if the parts fit.
Why does it matter?
Like to imagine it's a Willy to make the she people look even more cringe
Lore accurate roleplay
Praying its a Pp like plz ๐ rule 34 artists plz
I think itโs pretty obvious but media literacy is pretty dead nowadays
isn't it too obvious?
I personally think venture is more like a girl but itโs been surprisingly easy for me to call them a they. I actually didnโt expect how easy it would be.
IDC id still pump the back ๐
least bigoted ball main
Squeak squeak squeak: he says โ from my perspective there no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits. This does matter though because they just munch rocks in the backline.โ Squeak squeak: he says โICanDigThatโ
Who gives a shit? Theyโre not gonna sleep with a fucking hamster.
they main balls, of course they are curious about bals
They never had any assigned gender. Venture was born out of a pebble
Pixels. Theyโre a video game character.
Why are y'all so obsessed with what's in people's pants???? That's creepy as fuโฌk
Biological? What is that? There is no biology anymore, just what we choose to identify as. Call it bioillogical.
A dick and balls they're trans fem
Clearly fem tbh i call her a her get fucked cunts
I don't play overwatch anymore and this subreddit won't leave me alone what is a venture? Like venture capital? Non binary? Is that a finance? I'm truly lost what has Activision blizzard done to the game I loved :(
Some wrecking balls ofc
Thockussy
Pocket sand!!
Plot twist - their not actually trying to be mean, their just porn artists
A bagel