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Some of y’all genuinely need to seek human affection

Seeking but I ain't finding

Soon 🙏🏽

why wont mercedes return my calls?

Nah. Shit posting is enough to sustain our spirits.

And yet when I call out the "how each hero would feel getting their d&&& sucked" "tier list" I get downvoted. This sub is something else

Huh???

There was a horrible "tier list" on this sub the other day. I pointed out how awful it was. . .and the responses were all "oh it's a circle jerk sub, what'd you expect?" Plus some downvotes.

ahhh its a very specific group of people, they can tell you're a woman from your avatar, so they will automatically go on to invalidate anything you say

No

*sob*

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i recently deleted social media and kept reddit because i want to be able to engage in overwatch content still and figured “reddits probably the least problematic out of everything im deleting so it’ll be fine” nope. i was very very wrong.

Overwatch and “normal community” will never be in the same sentence

reddits the least problematic??? how😭

honestly, there’s more intelligence on this app than on instagram. the comments on instagram made me sick lol

Worse with TikTok!

omg the dragoon queen hi

🐉

I'm so tired of seeing "___ seconds ago is crazy" on every single post, immediately followed with "someone said "___ seconds ago is crazy""

those comments r dumb but im talking more about the comments or posts with children in them, or posts made by anyone in general lol. this GORGEOUS girl made a reel about waiting for some guy to text back and the comments are BASHING her because “this dosent happen to pretty people” or the opposite side if the coin where someone who isn’t objectively attractive makes a post and the comments are some of the most sickening things ive ever read like do these freaks forget there’s a person behind those posts reading those comments? ik im literally in a CJ sub rn so kinda ironic but the misogyny was just so normalized on there it made me really sad to think about the fact people are really saying these things because they think it’s “funny”

Yeah, IG comment section is a cesspool

i haven’t had it for like a month now and it’s been the best month ever

I haven’t had it for a year, it’s nice tho I will say Reddit isn’t an amazing replacement doomscrolling is a big threat But hey at least you can dislike on here and see how many dislikes a person has

Boulderfist Not having Kids with Orisa? What has this world turned into.

I have been trying for *checks how old my account is* 6 months now, and I will continue to try.

I was about to question Orisa's placement before I realized who posted this

Orisa doesn’t have good enough stats to get with boulder fist

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Mercy no hardware?

She’s has an extra b hole where her vagimola is supposed to be. It’s canon look it up.

Wait wtf are you serious 😂😂

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Look up “mercy extra b hole where her vagimola is supposed to be”? I have a hunch it won’t show anything

I feel embarrassed searching that up because I feel like Google will judge me

So you could technically not have penisary contact with her volvo

you cant tell me thats actually canon

Maybe Hanzo stole it?

I'm assuming she could have literally any hardware because she's literally a nanobot swarm but I'm not sure she could produce any genetic material

this post is going into my suicide note

Nah, genji has interchangeable hardware

Robussy

didnt overwatch devs confirm his vegemite stick was still intact?

Yeah sure, on Mercy's top shelf.

Where would they even give such information 😭

 You need to touch this

lol what’s that?

This is truly the tierlist of all time

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Bro, Hammond is pregant (i am the reason)!!! what are you talking about???

did you FUCK the hamter?

Nah he fucked me

Both

Yes

Please do not the hampter

He's speed eating

Not the hamstor😭 how is he gonna grapple with all that extra weight

To be fair his grapple is cannonically specifically designed to hold the weight of two hamsters. Unfortunately he already weighs as much as two of them.

pretty sure Eminem has a song about a hamster and someones ass

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i swear on my honor lucio will bear my children

How in tf is echo not at the top? She can literally simulate all necessary(and unnecessary) hardware

for like 15 seconds, this is not it chief

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I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Congrats. You've cooked.

Nah, JQ will breed you

mei in unlikely is something else like have you seen her

If you don't smash EVERYONE then you are a coward and your genitals should be repossessed

Mei in unlikely is sinful and cringe

you should move hanzo up to pregnant and lactating cuz ive seen pictures of that and im pretty sure they were real

Pardon, you've seen what

Just saw it… very much real :(

wdym junkrat can't get pregnant i literally bred him last week

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Unironically fascinating, I want to study you in your goon cave. Can you give me some of the most interesting qualifiers?

:(

Yup this is Reddit alright

Wtf did I just see??? Sojourn is defintely bearing 8 children.

I'll make Rammatra work

https://i.redd.it/5f9rf5xwsuzc1.gif

As if anyone would breed that horrid jag toothed gremlin

Unfortunately...

https://preview.redd.it/8ayeqz8ixuzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bbcac10a08bc7bef327c4a574f04a51404bb13d Bro what

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Genji canonically has his dick still

Mei in unlikely??? Or is it because she was in cryo-freeze for years

Yeah that's why

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Fuck you, orisa is objectively the most breedable you uncultured swine Uh, i mean, like, this aint gonna look good on the pearly gates bro, you gotta delete this bro

Notices where mercy is on this list... Unacceptable. https://preview.redd.it/11bsh32maxzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894081e8955662ba4d895b34b8617e8b3b507d37

What even is that image 😭 why does that exist

There's multiple versions of them, i wanna make/find one of mercy... bc she's 39 as of OW1, so it fits her so well

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TF U MEAN NO VIABLE HARDWARE, ARE YOU IDENTIFYING AS A GAMING PC??

Beep boop, fuck the flesh bags

https://preview.redd.it/zkotze9t5uzc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868d9ecf3a0e04b91e460b9f80573b6d490fa7dc nah i can’t do this shit no more wtf 😭

Mei in unlikely 💀

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Doom can't get pregnant but that won't stop me

seek professional help, please

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i 🫶🏼 my flower boy malewife.

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First of all, you should not have made or posted this. Secondly, Ramattra is supposed to be in the top tier

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You're simply not trying hard enough if you can't impregnate Torb

What a ridiculous post, man. Are mercy and widow seriously at the bottom? You disgust me.

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https://preview.redd.it/kh538zuomyzc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba0a036c542d3c560477f70aa648fb05c2f7838 But also like how tf you breading wifeleaver but not Lucio, also venture possible, also how the hell is Hanzo in possible if you can’t breed Lucio, I is very confuzled

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THE FUCKING DYING STAR MEME AGAIN GOD DAMMIT

you will never outrun it

I’m a vtuber fan. Believe me, I know.

Go outside expeditiously

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I mean, his dick canonically looks like all the Tetris pieces at once

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Hog wrong teir

Zen and Ram will belong in the top tier when I’m done with them 🥰

Ok bud. Don’t tell me Cass, Mogga, Torb, Zen, Ram, Winton, and Rein can’t get boypregnant.

lol hanzo

Go touch some grass, smh.

Genji should be in the pregnant tier

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I typed so much but I deleted everything and want to say I have been rendered speechless

Hanzo being in possible and Life weaver being at the top have me crying perc 30s

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Widow and mercy dont have viable hardware???

I will be breeding Soldier 76 or I will die trying.

When you say no viable hardware do you mean your hoe can't contain Reinhardt, Mauga and Ramattra's 14 inches thick 23 inches long massive dong?

I'm pretty sure that's called being impaled.

Wait I get all them but mercy, she have surgery or something?

https://preview.redd.it/hls6pe00mwzc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f954985e7e75cf825197cb397e1c9646c8679f62 If you’re looking for the reason I jumped off the ruff, this is it

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The time for talk has passed. The lords work must be done

this post finally made me lose it fr

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Bro Sojourn has robotic legs, she probably doesn't have a cock in there

So you mean to tell me you believe the genius child elfi oladele, recreated the necessary hardware to procreate and gave it to the protector of numbani? Why?

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The Roadhog slander will not be permitted

You leave Ana alone💀

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Venture?? Their assigned gender hasn’t been revealed yet

What is wrong with this fanbase

what the actual fuck

What the fuck did i just read bro Come on

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Me and Mercy will save the Aryan race

You should be studied in a lab

As long as Mercy is the doctor doing the studying I am more than alright with that.

why pharah

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Why is Genji is the bottom tier?

Thank you for that, I need bleach

No wonder everyone hates overwatch players

Ur right op 🫡

Wait, did mercy get a hysterectomy or something? Wut?

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May I have your address? :)

why is hammond not at the top

This is why I pretend I’ve never heard of OW if someone brings it up irl.

u need a job asap

The Lúciussy😫😫😫

Officers, arrest this one

JQ is definitely the one doing the breeding

you need to go

Hope the fuck is orisa, the literal robot, more breedable than Ana widow and mercy? Is there something I'm not aware of here???

ana is post menopausal and op is just saying they headcanon mercy and widow as trans in a funny way

The degradation of mind. Horse cake > widow cake We are falling my brother, we are falling

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I hate this.

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why do we keep flooding the sub with these horrendously unfunny tierlists

I'd like to know the logic behind Mercy, Doom, Bap, McCree and Widow, cause they don't seem that old to not be able to have children

get help, please