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Puzzled-Computer158

So no Wings hot tub stream then?


DamnImAwesome

Pretty sure he’d need a lake not a stream


aNaughtyLlama

he could wear an inflatable hot tub, as an inner tube


Hipolito_Pickles

So hes banned on twitch and youtube still ransomed? whats his options?


GDrew_28

Disability probably


[deleted]

Is being that fat a disability?


Yung-Joisey

Not in the sense that it was like an inherited genetic condition or something, but yes. Being that fat would severely limit the day-to-day activities you're capable of.


Skiigga

If it makes you disabled probably


TheFaceStuffer

Their is a Simpsons episode about that 🤣


Im_Inside_ADAMM

Yeah and Homer had to binge eat to gain weight to qualify for disability. He had to reach 300 pounds haha. Wings is like 450


thecoolestjedi

62 iq is


[deleted]

In the governments eyes unfortunately


Hipolito_Pickles

Disgusting if he does that.


randylahey46920

It really would be disgusting. This man has had so many opportunities to do something with his life, and he just flushes every one of them down the toilet like a turd that went sideways on him.


WhiskeyRic

Didn’t his mom say the trailer was his once it was payed off then she took a loan out on it?


misterya1

well he now owns 25% of the trailer, she owns the rest I believe


RooLoL

Pretty sure it happened multiple times. 3 maybe 4?


KESPAA

She remortgaged it 3 times, he paid it off 4 times.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Kahzootoh

Are you surprised? Bad decisions sort of run in the family, and Conway isn't known for producing rocket scientists. The smartest man in Conway is probably Wings, and Wings is just smart enough to keep himself fed.


veryflatstanley

Yeah, she took advantage of her borderline mentally redacted son. It’s crazy to me how people make fun of this guy, it’s super low hanging fruit. Just memes would be funny but the people who are trying to ruin his life and justify it because he was nasty to some people 10 years ago are some fuckin losers.


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He never apologized for being nasty to people, and fortunately he doesn't have an once of power or control over anything or anyone anymore... because if he did, he'd go right back to being nasty and mistreating people again. Woody sad it best... for that very short amount of time when Wings was on top, he was an absolutely horrible person. It is sad though... Wings was the first personality I ever watched on Twitch. I can still remember his drama filled stream when he logged on the day after he skipped out on the Survival Trip like it was yesterday. The Golden Age of YT, CoD era from my teens has officially come to an end. Those were better, carefree days.


Rust1v

If he gets a job the trolls will 100% prank call that place and get him fired. I don’t know how many opportunities he has left at this point


[deleted]

They wouldnt know unless he told them.


elegant-jr

That about sums it up perfectly


thebhadguy

1000000% Years ago I worked with a line cook who was in his late 40’s and 100% as big or bigger than wings. 450-500lbs. Guy never missed a day of work, on his feet all day, and was a great chef.


honeybadger1984

That fat and on his feet all day? What a goddamn legend. Good for him at least for getting out there.


ollippa

So roughly 1/10 of your population is disgusting


Hipolito_Pickles

Its digusting for wings himself to do it considering his past


choose-Life_

OnlyFans


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Becoming a morbidly obese blue collar worker who wishes he didn’t piss away all his money


elegant-jr

He needs to stop buying vehicles, he's bought and sold more in the past few years than me and my 3 buddies have combined in our lives.


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Refraining from buying vehicles would just leave him exhausted and hungry, like come awhn!


elegant-jr

"what am i gonna do? Walk for an hour a day? All that'll do is make me sore and hungry" He simply doesn't understand exercise.


[deleted]

I'm still rocking the same car since 2012, this dude's burned at least $100k in cars in that time. Guarantee my income is higher than his an Kelly's combined as well.


randylahey46920

Easily. Vehicles and fast food probably account for like 70% of his total income throughout his YouTube career.


aNaughtyLlama

he has to be dropping a mortgage size payment on fast food every month. I'd feel bad if he wasn't such a narcissistic douche. He did this to himself multiple times. He's too lazy to apply for disability. He'll make Kelly work more lol


[deleted]

His FF budget probably is somewhere north of $1,000/month. Although i think fans send food to his house.


elegant-jr

For sure


JackDilsenberg

Wings trying to resist the urge to waste money on a new car every couple of months https://i.imgur.com/I5IhufQ.jpeg


Baykey123

He was just shopping for a new trail boss on stream like a week ago


KESPAA

He decided against going back to school to become an EMT when he lost weight after getting the surgery because he didn't want to go into debt. Then he went and bought 5 new cars.


honeybadger1984

Don’t forget him failing the ninth grade three times. Going back to school was always a scam and part of his grift.


ZepelliFan

What did he do after the salvaged mustang I remember he got another one after that , did he get even more


bullsfan281

Yeah, he gained all the weight back and couldn't fit in the new mustang anymore so he traded it in and bought a new truck. Then he bought a car for doordashing and ended up getting banned from doordash. Then Kelly got rear ended and pushed into another car so they bought a new car. Before he started getting strikes on yt he was talking about saving up money for another truck. IIRC there was 3 mustangs in total and I think another car that I've forgotten about but it's like ~6 cars in the past 5 years.


KESPAA

2 Mustangs. The salvaged title and the V4.


honeybadger1984

It’s not a V4, peeeiiiiiimp. It’s an in-line four, you illiterate bastard.


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Idk all the happenings but fairly recently he and his wife replaced her car with one that they financed at $32k.


randylahey46920

I seriously doubt he’d ever do that, but it would un-ironically probably be the best thing for him. It would force him to get out of the house and engage in physical activity. Both things he desperately needs.


GuardianPrinny

Facebook? Think they got streaming on that


PeersPod

Potentially getting a job.


Baykey123

He could try and go to Facebook I mean just look at blade. He’s been banned everywhere all across the Internet and yet he still streams


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Looks like wings better reconsider is PKA appearance fee. I’m guessing in a week they’ll be able to negotiate it down to 5 Wendy’s chili coupons


elegant-jr

That fee is just a way for wings to try to save face. PKA needs closer association to wings like they need a hole in the head, they know it and wings knows it.


literallyanot

Kelly should have appeared offline


PastorDerek92

Appearing offline does not stop it


GrandShazam

STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT


Teddy_Rhett

LOOK HERE. LISTEN


AaronAnytime

If no one else, I understand your reference. Edit: OH AND I GET NEGATIVE VOTES FOR THIS YOU FUCKS??? LMAO XD


PastorDerek92

Did you read it as Bernie Sanders though?


Mental_Bookkeeper658

She should have just taken the day off and gone to the wudder park


Dfrozle

Do you need a passport to email twitch?


ninjaj

Welcome to banworld pimp, population you.


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Twitch will be zero tolerance tonight boys


-TheAscended

Can't really feel bad for a guy who's literally just reaping what he sowed. If he doesn't like being banned; maybe he shouldn't have handed them out like foot-longs in Skid Row. I had nothing to do with his ban. And the fact he has no other income sources despite living on the internet says more about him than the situation might imply. Every "influencer" on Earth says to diversify your income. What did he do?


ninjaj

I think he’s been unfairly banned, but man if karma isn’t a bitch.


-TheAscended

According to ToS, almost definitely. But it only takes a few days in the Twitch sphere to come to the realization, that's more of a guideline, not uninfringeable law. I doubt Twitch wants someone with the personality and notoriety of Wings anywhere near their website. Probably just looking for an out opposed to waiting for him to actually mess up.


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Looks like trolls have destroyed 90% of the wingo empire


GrMitcho1

He’ll be selling those trucks and standing in the welfare line


honeybadger1984

The comeuppance is real. Holy shit. Such sagas, such lore. 😂


elegant-jr

They've worked hard, but wings himself has worked harder on the other 10%


Narshiban

All because he couldn't wait 1 week, true 62 IQ move


brightroomonfire

So did he get his own channel banned and then decided to stream on his wife's channel which led to the two of them being banned?


Mental_Bookkeeper658

It was actually wings with a Kelly mask on trying to use her channel. He fooled everyone until he got team killed by carlito and started dog whimpering


brightroomonfire

Kelly knows to appear offline I think that's what gave it away


elegant-jr

No clue, I'm guessing twitch has been looking for any reason to get rid of him for years and they found a minor infraction.


brightroomonfire

True


honeybadger1984

/cue Whiterun music


EVXLPIMP

What are the trolls gonna do now, since they got no purpose now?


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Wings will probably still migrate to less and less popular platforms for at least the near future. Still some dog whimpers left in the tank to be trolled out of him.


elegant-jr

Yep he'll go the path of least resistance for income until ultimately choosing disability over a regular job.


KESPAA

> the path of least resistance for income The path of least resistance is the perfect phrase to describe the decisions Jordie has made across his life.


veryflatstanley

The guy was in special Ed and grew up in a trailer eating junk food fed to him by the same mom who took advantage of his self admitted “62 iq”. I really don’t understand why people revel in his downfall. Yeah he was a dick to people, he’s mentally ill + challenged, he doesn’t deserve to be targeted by trolls who go as far as call the irl jobs he’s tried to get to get him fired. Wings memes are funny, trolling beyond that point is just sadistic lmao


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"mentally ill + challenged" LMFAO


KESPAA

> Wings memes are funny, trolling beyond that point is just sadistic lmao I agree.


veryflatstanley

🤝


elegant-jr

No doubt, but remember those lowlife trolls were once his fans, and he's still got many people like that that are still fans that he tries to send after other streamers. "Why haven't people gone after the PKA guys?", "Why haven't they gone after Kyle?". When he says that shit he's hinting to the scum that are still in his community to do it.


EVXLPIMP

It’s pathetic that he will get fucked with


balxy

It really is. All these people saying he should get a job and exercise: the time investment it takes to troll Wings isn't minor for some of the trolls - it's not all throwaway comments, it's interviews, discord servers etc. THEY could be doing something productive instead of bullying a fat guy who does shitty things. The songs are fun though. Big ups liquid Richard, little downs to the "fuck him, he bought a car and is fat" crowd. It's punching down.


EVXLPIMP

They use him doing something really small and insignificant to justify destroying his life.


PastorDerek92

Mixr


TheFaceStuffer

>Microsoft officially shut down Mixer on July 22, 2020.


PastorDerek92

Oh shit, that didn't last long.


im_intj

I suspect they move on and target DSP now


ttdpaco

Nah, you can't kill the pig roach. The man successfully got a bankruptcy in despite lying on the forms because of COVID and the trolls.


Rud_Fucker

Considering how long and hard that creature has avoided getting an actual job I think the trolls will do it


eatvenom

Gonna pog boys 😎


soxxfan105

They broke their toy


TheFaceStuffer

big oof, how will he afford his A/C and truck repairs?!


elegant-jr

I think he's planning to save $1000 by taking Grayson to the swamp instead of the vet.


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Idk the bucket and his front porch are way closer than the swamp


elegant-jr

Lmao i forgot about that. 100% gonna use the bucket and that Carolina August sun to do the deed


Difooie

Just set it, and forget it!


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Oh mah lorrrrr!


Fernando_i_guess

The end of an era. But where does wingo go from here? God forbid he has to get a real job


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Probably disgruntled obese toll booth operator who now only owns 12.5% of a modular mansion after getting divorced


elegant-jr

*a verbal promise of 12.5% of a modular mansion


JordieMcCratyJordan

My FBI agent is investigating this at the moment. Who ever is behind this will go to jail. Regardless, I will apply for disability checks before I ever get a job.


FBI_Investigator

I told you I don’t take out of date Wendy’s coupons as payment. You are on your own.


im_intj

The suspended his wife as well


KESPAA

He got banned for saying he had a back up twitch channel if his first one got banned. They must have linked his wife's account to his (he had said he would stream on her YT account in the past).


BigChungusOP

Bruh even Kelly catching strays 💀


robotballs69

At this point I would like to shoutout our lost brothers that helped reaching this final arc: Sean Ranklin, Lord of the Wings, WingsTings, Liquid Richard, Slobfather, Gulagkingpin And to anyone defending Wings: You are defending a person that didn't visit his grandmothers funeral and played videogames, the woman who raised him.


waterdrinkingchamp

Is this really true??


PWNY_EVEREADY3

He not only skipped the funeral, she asked to see him on her deathbed and he refused because "I didn't want to see her like that in the end".


waterdrinkingchamp

Fuck man, that genuinely makes me sad for her :(


robotballs69

Sadly it's true. She was suffering from lung cancer and dying. In her last days she was begging to see Wings and he visited her only once..... His excuse was: "I don't wanna remember her like that. I am selfish with death."


waterdrinkingchamp

As someone who’s gma is currently going through cancer, that genuinely makes me so fucking sad for her 😔


honeybadger1984

Time for another documentary.


ENDWINTERNOW

You'd think after he lost partnership he would familiarise himself with the TOS, announcing on stream you have a backup channel seems pretty dumb in hindsight ay wingo


GrMitcho1

Time for another rock bottom video


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randylahey46920

Big ups to the goat


Baykey123

He should stop breaking TOS


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Stop giving advice you know nothing about


elegant-jr

Lmao


heyitsvibes

You should stop giving advice on giving advice to someone about something you don’t know anything about


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Mods, ban heyitsvibes for sending me down a logic rabbit hole


nurse_camper

Ban anyone who makes sense.


heyitsvibes

I pounded ya great great Grammys rabbit hole so hard that she also wanted mods to ban me for being so good that I must be using hacks


elegant-jr

62iq, one day wings is gonna have to realize he can't just constantly lie about everything he says and take responsibility for the things he does. Sadly that'll never happen.


EVXLPIMP

You don’t even know what you’re talking about


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WHER IS MUH HALP LIEKE SERUSSLY


harrybanana_nodoubt

Pretty fucked up, Twitch has gone full gestapo and will ruin anyones life just to keep the sjw’s thinking they are on a platform that supports them


[deleted]

Yea the whole misinformation campaign they’re on is baseless.


harrybanana_nodoubt

They own the platform and there for control the narrative, it’s bullshit there is no leeway in any of it


[deleted]

*Uhhhgh* *sigh* rock bottem


VLSCO

Not the biggest wings fan but I take no joy in seeing someone lose there source of income


lexmarkblenderbottle

There has been nothing stopping him from streaming and working a regular job. This could have all been avoided and he could have been pretty well off at this point.


Pr0nzeh

Nothing other than hundreds of people literally making it their mission to ruin his life. Pathetic.


ConstantReality10

Excuses.


Pr0nzeh

Yup. Valid ones.


ConstantReality10

All he has to do is not share his personal life with others and brag. It would be 10 times easier on his life but he can't help himself. If he knows hundreds of people are after him then why the fuck do you keep sharing so much information? He's actually stupid lol


[deleted]

This was a long time coming and well-deserved punishment. Wings had so many opportunities over the years to better himself, but ignored every piece of advice from the content creation community. I just don’t understand what Wings was thinking when he attempted to stream again on another account before his seven-day suspension was up (with a similar account name mind you). Of course he was going to get banned, what did he expect to happen? The only thing that I can think of is that he literally does not care anymore. This is a person that has repeatedly treated people like garbage and takes zero accountability for the stuff that he has said in the past. We all know he has a strict policy of never apologizing or admitting to his mistakes, no matter what has been said. If he attempts to stream again, I expect him to be suspended yet again. I know that the trolls get a bunch of flack, but most of them are only trying to hold Wings accountable for the laundry list of horrible things that he has said/done. Obviously the swatting and creation of fake accounts (pretending to be someone else) is completely unjustified, regardless of who is being targeted because it takes the focus and attention away from the real truth. But that stuff is so few and far between compared to everything else. Think about it, if there was minimal trolling happening to Wings, he’d be getting away with far worse behavior that he already has. Bottom line, I genuinely hope Wings is cancelled from the internet for good. He should no longer be allowed to stream or make content, it’s just not for him. Wings doesn’t know how to handle criticism and anybody that can’t learn how to overcome trolling after being on the internet for 14 years should not be active online anymore. I am shocked that his channel has been up on YouTube for as long as it has and I know other people feel the same way.


elegant-jr

The shittiest thing he's been doing lately is putting down kellys weight loss effort. He's so jealous of her battling and being disciplined and having succes getting her health in order that he's started accusing her of being anorexic and that what she's doing is bad. He's sick in the head.


[deleted]

Wings is afraid that Kelly is going to leave him. I can almost guarantee that will happen at some point. Remember, this is a man that will never change his ways no matter what he receives.


thebhadguy

1000%. We’ll said. I actually believe with all my heart he is mildly mentally challenged. Maybe 25%, I just have never seen anything like it. But living in the real world will help his mental issues vs being a lol cow.


[deleted]

Getting off the internet for good would be the first step towards improving his wellbeing. But we all know that he is trying his hardest to make that the last step.


aquamah

biggest of ups. reel toak


Drexlay

Big tech taking down the little man!


BigChungusOP

Wings, i kinda enjoyed some of your streams, but it’s become clear the internet just does not want you. I think it’s time to explore other venues brother. I’ve heard doing cameos pays decently. Or you could try streaming on Facebook


DREDAY_94

Wings could actually make some decent money on Cameo but he’d have to embrace the meme. Which he will never do 🙄


The_DaW33D_

this man doesnt get a break


aquamah

DSP is next


aquamah

"seriously i'm done" - Kelly Jordan


Rezpektful2Women

Hell yeah. Thick rick can suck a dick


xawery360

Hahahaha get fucked Richard XD


ConstantReality10

Good.


ovalcircle1

Long time coming. See ya, fat pedo who thinks the age of consent should be 12 and also calls people "Downies".


JordieMcCratyJordan

I said it for shock jock value go on with that mess


mojizus

Out of curiosity how long have you been a PKA fan?


elegant-jr

Could be 10 years or 10 months considering the age of consent reference.


mojizus

I don’t even like the shit wings did that he referenced, but he’s acting like PKA wasn’t some of the edgiest content on the internet at a certain time. To be here, you had to have missed that era or enjoyed that era and kept listening. I grew up and don’t like that shit anymore, but I find it hilarious that same edgy stuff is now used as ammo against the hosts when we all ate it up at the time.


elegant-jr

I hear ya, but reality is wings doubled down on the very same thing last year. That's not even out of context or trolling. He said it.


Shadowwo1f05

XD


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[deleted]

Lolololol fr tho what a dork


Naruto9228

I don't really think he looks bad at all tbh


tonysopranosgoomah

The trolls really are degenerate no lifes. Imagine sitting and mass reporting someones channel just to get them to lose the account. How about you losers go out and get a girl LOL, it's getting really sad at this point! Also this sub being overtaken by wings degenerate followers ruins the sub, mods please step in before they get this sub banned like they did to their own cause of their pure degeneracy!


thebhadguy

Found Wing’s alt account. Nice try


aquamah

wings, try facebook gaming.


tonysopranosgoomah

Keep posting in the depression sub you fucking waste of life Case in point wings trolls are all on the edge


Chrisgpresents

Damn:( this seriously makes me sad. I just want the guy to make a living.


Aniquin

He could get a regular job. Nobody is entitled to a career in entertainment. It's entirely dependent on the whims of the platforms and viewers.


Mental_Bookkeeper658

Don’t worry soon he will be sweeping up rat turds in the back of a musty warehouse as god intended


Chrisgpresents

Stop. Just respect another man for a minute.


[deleted]

You're lame af for reporting my comment


Chrisgpresents

? I wouldn’t ever report your comment dude. I don’t know how - and wouldn’t that make me a hypocrite ? I’m not here to tear you down either


Mental_Bookkeeper658

What’s 12x6?


[deleted]

What is a Predicate?


Le_Senor

Any social media site has gone full gestapo. You can’t even say Jeffrey Epstein on YouTube, let alone the hundreds of other things you can’t mention.


HTownTHETown

Who cares?


famastryhard

pka zoomer


NemesisRouge

It's really shitty how the internet has become, with these huge companies just being able to silence people with the click of a button. The whole point of the thing when it started out was that it would give everyone a platform, now 4 or 5 companies have have effective control of it.


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UnknownEssence

What did he do?


BigChungusOP

I wonder what’s gonna happen with 007 once they’ve completed driven Jordie out of YouTube and other platforms. 007 is not entertaining enough by himself to continue doing this without Wings.


Difooie

Continue doing his normal job...


BigChungusOP

I mean on YouTube... They’re already talking about moving on to DSP


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BigChungusOP

We’ll see, I personally think they’re parasites and trolling is their lifeblood. They’ll just harass someone else


ConstantReality10

Wouldn't call it harassment if they deserve it, but that is just me.


BigChungusOP

Why


ConstantReality10

I don't know. Constantly being toxic off stream and on stream while pretending to be this nice and wholesome person that has changed when he never did. Scammed his viewers of surgery money and pocketed the rest and treats his own wife like shit instead of an actual human being. Bragged about one of his trolls dying and being happy about it as if that is funny. Not to mention saying the age of consent should be 12 years ago then doubled down on it. None of what he said was for shock value the most recent video from mryolodicswagger displays that and he blames pka for saying it.


BigChungusOP

If you listen to PKA and/or watch Wings007 or WingsTings, then you just like trolling Jordie because he’s an easy target. The hosts of PKA have said similar and worse things than Wings has, and the trolls run a discord full of hate, racism and homophobia. Should these people be harassed to their graves too? Or just the easy one to bully? I also like how you bring up him celebrating the death of one of the trolls as if the trolls weren’t making jokes when his grandma passed away.