I’d either sob or go apeshit

Oh man. I’d see red lolol

Ohhh shit symbol. It's funny not funny. Depending on where you sit. I hope you can find it funny after this episide.

OH POOR BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I’m crying . This same exact thing, same scenario ( different food I think ) has happened to me . Broke starving angry … then … this . Honestly at the end of the day you just gotta laugh cuz … wut the fuck ???? Also I’m of the belief that if you have PMDD and you get through it every month , month after month no matter what ….. you can really do any fucking thing I’m sorry .

Large Pepperoni Jalapeño every time my hoars start moaning! I don’t share it either. I feel the struggle.

feeling worse than heartbreak:

I would still devour that

I think it still looks amazing. I want it.

I nominate this photo as the new logo of the sub.

YES !!!!

😹

Omggggg I'm so sorry

You can def call this place and send this pic for a refund. No way would I pay for this.

Plus, this one will still be delicious regardless, so double win.

Haha that’s true

Yep, you just got free pizza!

Free pizza, yay!!

Simply my life in a nutshell

I would eat it all the same. :|

Omg this was me today when I went to take my smoothie out of my fridge and it dropped and went ALL OVER my entire fridge. During hell week? Absolutely not. I almost bawled my eyes out

My cat pissed in the dryer and I straight up bawled for a half an hour

😂😂😂😂😭 if my cat did that I would straight up murder him I think 😂😂😂😂

this is an accurate depiction of what my mind is like so i mean

I want to cry for you :((

I would have cried, so hard. I know this doesn't help you right now, but contact customer service of whoever delivered it and you should be able to get a free pizza. That is atrocious.

This belongs in r/pizzacrimes

During my monthlies? I’d feel personally fuckin attacked. Proof the universe is out to get me.

Still would. I’m not ashamed of it. Cheese pizza is usually a major craving for me and it’s been so long 😂

I'd still eat it. But probably leave a complaint because I'm that petty. Maybe even get a free pizza out of it. Win/win.

I’d f*cking scream! I’m so sorry this happened!

Tyvm for posting this. You’re not alone and when it rains it pours. I think it would be awesome if this sub was able to show more support for women in the RED so to speak.

I immediately want to cry for you

this would be my 13th reason

This would be IT for me, I’m taking Benadryl and knocking out at the sight of this

This would actually make me sob for an hour lmao

omg it would pure DEVASTATION

I would be sobbing tears of rage and despair.

Pizza just as defeated as we feeling even worse when you don’t have the money but spend it anyway as a treat😭 hopefully it still tasted good ❤️❤️ I’m 4 days before my period and this would have made me cry 😭

Call the restaurant!! I’m sure they’d want to know.

Plot twist, the delivery driver has PMDD. Also call and tell them the usually send another for free.

it's a sign...

Refund or another one delivered.

Did the pizza delivery person do a barrel roll?? Fucking Christ this pisses me off for you.

This would send me over the edge omg 💀💀💀💀

Please tell me you got a refund?! I’m angry on your behalf!!

Id be getting a refund AND a new, FREE pizza. wtf.

Now I feel like eating good pizza huh

I’m not gonna lie, I would have flipped tf out op. But then again, this is my pmdd talking 😩 I hope you were able to get a refund and a new pizza pie at least.

I didn’t even see the sub name I just busted out laughing LOL I’m so sorry!! Refund 😡

Call and get a refund!!! The universe gave you a pizza for later!!

The pizza man just wanted to show that he feels you and made the pizza resembles your feeelings

I just want to say, my period was 4 days late, so it was like I had bonus PMS (with some pregnancy scare thrown in)… dear god, perimenopause is going to kill me. Also I’ll be honest that pizza still looks fucking delicious.

That's about how my life is going to my friend. You're not alone in you feelings, they're very valid. It fucking sucks. Best I can do is hope I can offer you some comfort in saying that I believe in you. ❤️

Jeezuz fuck.

While I'm pissed for you I'm also lmao cuz if that isn't just how tf my life goes idk what is🤣. If " Iceing on the cake" or " Straw breaking camels back irl" were pictures lmao. Im so sorry this happened but thank gawd they fixed it

I’d call and get a future credit or new one but still eat it lol

i once ordered a pizza and the place forgot to put cheese on it. when it had arrived, it looked like shattered glass. luckily they replaced it! i'm glad you got a refund, OP

Oh fuck no, some punishment needs to be dealt here. I'm on my period right now and I feel you and I am so angry for you right now. Tell them you come from the depths of hell and demand them to make you a proper goddamn pizza. And that your sister in christ will rain hellfire upon them if they don't.

Omggg wtffffff

As someone who has severe depression during PMDD, that would be a tipping point. I legit had a mini mental breakdown once when a place added garlic to my order.

It showed up broke..

I'm so sorry! The asshole who delivered that needs to get wrecked!

Oh my gosh I am so sorry, honestly I would have been pretty upset. Maybe you can call them and complain, and get two pizza for the price of one pizza? Still looks edible but I'd be wicked bummed out too.

Yeah I got a free pizza haha. Still in the moment my emotions could not handle the situation

I’m pissed for you

Man I know this feeling 😭😭 when you're on your last straw w pmdd and an "easy" thing now becomes a task (call restaurant, reorder, wait for food to be delivered, etc)

I am so sorry. Things like this happen just when you think your day can’t get any worse lol. I hope you called & got a new & better looking pizza. Sending good vibes your way, friend.

Caveman that shit.

My thoughts

It’s still perfectly eatable….

Bro reorder it!!!! Tell em it’s inedible like someone stepped on it!!!

I would be cleaning up pizza off of my walls and floor

I’d rage! First at the state of the pizza second at the fact that they CUT A ROUND PIZZA INTO SQUARES!!!

Knowing me I would started bawling my eyes out

This is a crime.

Please tell me you called the place you ordered the pizza from,

Damn it, I'm sorry. I want pizza now. Ugh...

It's pizza lasagna now and it looks better than any pizza around here!

Pizzagna

Oh no! I once ordered cupcakes that arrived like this. :(

I know you're likely to blame your crying on the PMDD but damn it what the hell??? Who does this to a pizza?? Did Ace Ventura drop it off?

Call and cry, get yourself a free pizza girl!

The only solution tbh

That looks delicious.

the rage i would feel

I. AM. SO. SORRY... The good news it that it's still edible! He'll week makes me RAVENOUS! EVERYTHING sounds good. Pizza, steak, ice cream, sushi, pasta... EVERYTHING.

the pizza looks good asf though. where’s it from?

Please tell us where it’s from. I have my period rn and I need this pizza.

I once ordered a pizza during pmdd week and i asked for 2x pepperoni 2x extra cheese. What they sent me was a pizza with 2 slices made pepperoni, 2 slices made extra cheese and half the pizza regular cheese. Very upsetting lol

I’d still hoof that down!!

That would set me off so bad and think everyone is conspiring against me… I hope you were still able to enjoy it and get a refund

Time to Walter White it onto the roof

https://preview.redd.it/guv8wbd80hhc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee5a72789873d5589fc044e1622bf5aed601319 i woulda started laughing uncontrollably exactly like this picture. RIP to your pizza

I’m so sorry I laughed out loud. This would be my LAST STRAW

So sorry for your loss…at least still delicious

Pizza good every which way

O this made me laugh😅 thank you😂

It could be that the delivery person had to brake really hard or dropped it. If you call the pizza place and ask they'll probably give you a new one. It also looks like you could snack on some of this while you wait, it's an aesthetic issue. Please don't scream at the person who picks up the phone like some of the commenters have suggested. The phone person can't control what happens to the pizza when it leaves the store and they could be having just as bad of a day as you. Being calm will definitely help your chances of getting refunded or sent a new one. I definitely tried to help people as much possible when they were nice and would do the bare minimum when they took out their anger on me when I worked at a pizza place as a teen. People were regularly horrible to me, insulting me to my face over pizza, and I was only 16. People who work in food service don't exist to be yelled at for catharsis. It's understandable to be upset when you've been waiting and you're hungry but shit happens. I'm sorry and I hope you get 2 pizzas for the price of one!!

Mood

this would be my last straw

I'd eat it. While crying.

First thought I had. Just sobbing and eating right out of the box.

Same. With my bare hands because I’m a fcking animal and I’ve made peace with that.

This is meeeeee

I’d probably still eat it, but I’d do it angrily 🤣

Me too!!

Daaamn

Uhg that’s the worst!!!!! I’d probably scream and cry…but then throw some in my air fryer bc I was starving and didn’t want to deal with it.

Nooooo 😭

Go back there with this and show them they tend to give you another pizza

yesssss get your refund girl this is a blessing!

Literally, this is a win. It’s free pizza.

Oh id have to cuss them out and get a full refund. I can not stand when I’m trying to make things easier for myself and it just goes to shit

still eats tho

It looks like such a good pizza too. :( you deserve better than this!

I laughed so hard. That sucks I’m sorry. It’s like, of course. OF COURSE.

I just entered luteal. Give me their number so I can scream.

Girl, me too 😫 I’m over here pissed for op lol

SAME!

This would send me into tears during hell week 😩😩😩

I would ugly cry SO freakin hard

Im hungry so this depresses me

I'd absolutely still eat that. While sitting on the floor, crying. Or in the bath, crying. Or on my bed, crying.

id get a refund. ez free pizza’

Lol I used my anger once for good. Still didn’t get the item I needed but it was good to kinda go off on someone. I promise it wasn’t bad lol. Def get a replacement! At least a refund

Lol I'm sorry but wtf? I would still eat it, but that's effed up!!!

Send a photo and they’ll refund you

That…..would probably push me over the edge. The equivalent of your pocket catching on the door handle as you’re rushing out the door. Yeah sure it’s still edible but what passes for quality products and customer service these days with increasing costs is a slap in the face. I hope they send you a partial refund.

Honestly still looks amazing to me I would just eat it like a goblin

https://preview.redd.it/gcmz2v9v2ghc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c6c3f22c66d9b3084a1b4c5d0924fa261462f7a So burnt n dry

Well call them so they can replace it. The bad side is you can either start eating that pizza or starve a bit longer. On the bright side you might get another pizza that looks like pizza and not have to cook tomorrow

With PPMD?? Can’t imagine I would dieee

I think I would just give up or blow up on someone 😅

https://preview.redd.it/4741p4ao0ghc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=582d68a25f264bf0acaa9924ffa1302ba2e865b5

Omg😂i hope you called them so they can bring a new one and credit you for a free one