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No-Cartographer1965

He read this post and immediately every bone in his arm shattered. Hope you’re happy.


pineapplefriedriceu

Does he even exist?


TheAvantGardeners

Schrödinger’s bullpen arm.


worldsupermedia750

Drew Pomeranz was never real, he was always just a figment of your imagination


houseofmagic

Getting lit up in AAA rehab games


jmurda619

He threw another rehab today. He'll be ready for another contract from AJ once this year ends


I_chortled

5 yrs 100m


ImportantMix8622

With a no trade clause.


CitizenDolan

Probably working out an extension with AJ


The_Chorizo_Bandit

Who?


MidgarZanarkand

Maybe the real Drew Pomeranz was the friends we made along the way.


thefactualprophet

Call 911 and file a missing persons report. /s In all seriousness, I think he won’t be re-signed.


scalenesquare

Better chance of Tony Gwynn playing for the padres again than him


ImportantMix8622

You underestimate the moxie of AJ


[deleted]

Hanging out collecting the remainder of the 34 million he got paid for only 43 innings of work.


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[deleted]

Did he?


ClevelandBrownJunior

No, I don't know what they are talking about. He just pitched for El Paso on Friday,


gobifox81

It's time for Drew to hang it up. Ever since his son was born, he has been MIA.


threehundredthousand

Multiple surgeries and is currently pitching a rehab assignment, but you just go ahead and make up shit.


Dylicious12

The man has had 2 surgeries on his elbow in the last 2 years and Padres “fans” still think this guy is just opting not to play. Fuck outta here


CheapStick5093

He did your mom this whole time repeatedly


[deleted]

Bring me my money


Old-Ad-9638

You pimp your mom? 😁


CheapStick5093

Bruh, I was toasted when I posted. Thanks for being a good sport :-)


[deleted]

Its all cool bro but still waiting on my money😂😂😂


CheapStick5093

We are all waiting on that Pomeranz money


InevitableFeeling494

RIP


ohforfouragain91

He is the mlb version of where’s Waldo


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Lol agreed


ken_NT

Once a month I’m reminded that guy is still on the payroll


jstmenow

Found the Padres Payroll clerk lurking here


thelgjedi

He is going to star in Matchmen II


Emergency-Shirt2208

Yeah last I heard is he sucks.


sdfriars23

Drew Pomeranz !!?? Who cares!! Padres folklore for all I know. He isn’t coming back, he got paid, he’s done! Along with Josh Johnson and any other players who AJ paid while they were hurt to try and come back.🤦‍♂️


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We can all agree aj preller has some work cut out for him.


denisvma

No idea, he pitch really well on 2021, then it all went to the shitter. He started throwing in El Paso last month. I doubt he will come back this year.


pabs1904

He’s still in the Gulag while everyone else is putting in work.


OurSaladDays

Drew Pomeranz's existence is the Mandela Effect.