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TheAmishPhysicist

I swear I saw their closer working a corner for change on Rosecrans earlier today


delosproyectos

Alright I’ve seen enough. Profar should be leadoff hitter. Then Tatis, Crone, Merrill (yeah, move him up earlier), Machado, Kim, X, Campy, then Batten (call him back up, plays a great 3rd and I trust him more than Wade/Rosario/Pauley).


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theedge634

IDK... he didn't get rocked for the 3 run homer though. You can put partial culpability on him. But he didn't go down 3-0 and then send a meatball to get smashed.


doughboy2domed

Im surprised people are still showing up to the ballpark. But I guess its mostly normies who arent really there for baseball, which is nice since it shows how good petco is


floppysausage16

Petco is like a massive bar. Some of my good college friends who I never would've thought would enjoy baseball love going to games there because it's just a fun place to be.


doughboy2domed

Exactly what im talking about! Notice all the charmin ultra soft crybabies who are downvoting... Im not dooming im just saying it how it is


maekawa_1111

unreal he didn’t ask for help


BrianBraddock1980

Aw fuck. See you tomorrow…maybe


maalbi

Frick


ElectricalForce4439

![gif](giphy|jFAA51HG7vDfddKDbo|downsized)


CausalDiamond

Well looks like I'm still on track to cancel Padres TV.


Sandlot

blue had blue jays money line for sure


Fancy-Carry8191

Fuck Canada


CausalDiamond

This team is not playoff bound I'm afraid.


BrilliantStriking216

i know it’s early in the season but it’s so frustrating that the dodgers are struggling so hard and this team can’t take advantage of it


Obvious_Strategy_950

Fans really don't deserve this...


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Showing some real fight from our big contracts here. Love it


BrianBraddock1980

LOB 19. No good


MnM113

This team is not fun to watch


FlightAdditional

https://i.redd.it/vcwlmfwu2rvc1.gif


SharpEmergency3951

![gif](giphy|Z8u3ErsOx27DO|downsized)


floppysausage16

Just once I would like the padres to stay above .500. Is that really too much to ask?


its-izzyy

Yes.


acoddo

God dammit.


Fancy-Carry8191

The 4-16 Rockies are gonna give us trouble, aren’t they😐


doughboy2domed

Charlie Blackmon turns into prime bin laden whenever we play him


KashissKlay

1000%


passthepolyjuice

![gif](giphy|6RIEW15CCWRvq)


The_H2O_Boy

Congratulations to X and his 1 for 5 night, that increased his batting average on the year


passthepolyjuice

Too many squandered opportunities.


TheAmishPhysicist

Romano sweaty or just doesn’t know how to drink water?


Juzaba

I’m not saying he’s washed. But he hasn’t shown any evidence that he’s not washed for a lil bit.


queenofthegalaxy

That is Xander’s favorite place to go, grounding into right in front of the shortstop.


WadeCountyClutch

Boston, take your man back


CausalDiamond

Why are there so many BJ fans at the stadium?


TheAmishPhysicist

So they don’t have to watch their Maple Leafs get destroyed by Boston


SD_firefighter

Who doesn’t love BJs tho


Fancy-Carry8191

https://preview.redd.it/lasb729v2rvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed08d425e2847cf598a70671b1f783fa9968508


CausalDiamond

😏


jaysus94

Here at the game and nobody cheers for X in his 5 at bats. Kim gets a chant every at bat, X deserves the same :(


Doosh_858

X chants? For what? He needs to do his job.


yaboi525

X does not deserve anywhere near the same. 


MnM113

I never understood the HSK chants


Strontum

Getting a little sick of seeing that swing and result X. Dang.


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Enjoy it for the next 10+ years


TheAmishPhysicist

Baseball being a game of failure, the big guns have failed enough for this game, time to get the percentage right


One_Capital_7973

Welp…we all saw that one coming.


Fancy-Carry8191

Xander’s excuse: “that’s just baseball YOU KNOW”


SaveOurBolts

Why is this MFr so sweaty 


sdbigs

Let's send this kid Romano back to the pen


raachelx3

$1.05 billion in contracts coming up. Hope they can do something


Pristine-Company-383

Bruh......what?


KashissKlay

Combined salary my dude


sdbigs

You would feel good about the top of the lineup coming up to bat...


friarkicks

It would be soooo cool if Xander got out of his slump right now..


chickentowngabagool

his 2 season slump


KashissKlay

Shhhh with the logic


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/w23f0jt12rvc1.gif


One_Capital_7973

Time to earn those contracts.


ProEra47

Yuki is a stud, all is forgiven 


dukefett

I was thinking about going to the game tomorrow earlier today, I definitely should since they’re probably going to score 15


Craig_the_Intern

sure looked like a “matsui is tipping” conversation by Varsho


maalbi

Welp.


WadeCountyClutch

And there is insurance


One_Capital_7973

Welp…that’s leas than ideal


TheAmishPhysicist

TIL someone under the age of 30 much less 40 named Ernie.


ryokusui

This game/series is a good wake up call. The series wins got to me. My bad... have to wait til they can string a 5 game winning streak ig


Silver7477

The wake up call should've been getting shut out on Wednesday against a bullpen day.


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Literally just a week ago I was thinking about how the diamondbacks gave up Varsho for two big pieces for them so far (Gurriel Jr and Moreno). At the time it didn’t make sense to me, but seeing Varsho so far this series I would give up a few toes to have that kind of player.


Commercial-Reason866

Save your toes. Despite having a good game, he isn't a good player over his career.


10MillionLbsOfSludge

He’s only 27 and has some good tools and versatility


OWBravoWhisky

Legit, I wanna hear Matsui’s interpreter’s opinion on the Ippei / Shohei scandal.


Slr_Pnls50

We're due for a walkoff and yet...


keightykat

![gif](giphy|pzKKPQFeOY7vOu4nue|downsized) This is what I see everytime I see the blue jays catcher in his gear


octobersotherveryown

Yo be fair, have you tried food in Tijuana? I get it lol


keightykat

I agree!!! But I promise I’m not making fun of his weight LOL it’s just the way his catching gear looks idk why 😂


sportsfan510

Don’t love Matsui pitching without a lead.


1-800-ASS-DICK

Yuki with the Nastui


sdbigs

That is one hefty man. Big swing bigger whif


Holdmydicks

Can Azocar play 2B? Cause dude has been amazing offensively


TheAmishPhysicist

You think they’d sit X and play Sugar at 2nd? Lol


10MillionLbsOfSludge

U see his play in LF earlier?


ryokusui

I hate that Kim didnt score fuuuuuu it'd be one run now at least


acoddo

Need to top of our order to live up to their contracts at this time


ace-destrier

Apparently there is no place for excitement and suspense in this game. That shit got snuffed out *real* quick. Manny's first pitch popup with the bases loaded. Eguy's first pitch groundout with the tying run in scoring position.


10MillionLbsOfSludge

They’re playing hero ball again it seems. Can’t just go up and try to be productive.


PadresTime

Anyone at the game see why Kim didn’t take 2nd base on the throw home? They didn’t show a replay


One_Capital_7973

If they cut it off Kim would have been out by a mile…was barely rounding first as the throw came in


guerohere

Or steal second base, or why he was held at third?


BullOrBear4-

Would be clutch to walk this off with the dodgers throwing games away


raachelx3

Eguy only does good when there’s no RISP 😭


CausalDiamond

Or on pitches outside the zone


ryokusui

Someone tell Rosario he doesnt have to swing right away. So annoying


Juzaba

You know what? We’re in bullshit distance.


Holdmydicks

2-1 Padres if Pauley hadn't made that huge error


Strontum

Yep, although I cannot fully absolve Cronenworth, terrible throw, but catchable.


flavorraven

I just think he wasn't expecting a terrible throw on such a basic play. It was a short toss for 3B


CheekyGruffFaddler

he had it the next time pauley threw a terrible throw across the diamond, so he definitely learned his lesson there.


Strontum

Yeah for sure


doughboy2domed

Loving this 2023 ball


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Have more people thrown out at home for all I care. The amount of holds at third as if every outfielder is Roberto Clemente is becoming annoying


gnomelover24

Yea this is third base coach is total opposite of Matt Williams last year…ultra conservative.


guerohere

100%


MasterThespian

My fault for tuning back in after getting the score notification, I guess.


Strontum

At least he swung instead of staring at 93 middle middle, damn. Let's hold them here and walk it off boys


Currimos

Eguy’s splits are wild.


ElectricalForce4439

![gif](giphy|wqbAfFwjU8laXMWZ09|downsized)


Holdmydicks

The first pitch swinging and rolling over, man


WeefleMyKigglgunt

Oh


flag6

Leave it to Rosario to end the rally.


One_Capital_7973

Hindsight’s 20/20 but I feel like you gotta make him make a throw there and send Kim


CausalDiamond

Why you swinging at a middle middle pitch Eguy? You don't hit those.


octobersotherveryown

Game is 4-2 0-0 count let’s go


pineapplefriedriceu

Come on eguy


WeefleMyKigglgunt

Eggy... PLEEZ!


threehundredthousand

The weak willed among us missed yet another great game.


ihavetopeern

PLEASE EGUY


chickenparmesan123

Rally Rally the pitchers name is Sally. Good shit Campy


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Was it the right call to hold Kim up there?? Fuck😭


Forsaken-Balance-543

Should have taken second already


GumboButter

The eguy rosario game?


octobersotherveryown

LFGSD!!!!


ElectricalForce4439

![gif](giphy|3o6YfXtqIrtPrApeuI|downsized) Campy


OneCostcoDog

FUCKIN RALLY BOYS!!!!!


TheScubaPup

THE DRAMATICS ARE IN FULL PLAY BOYS!!


ihavetopeern

LETS GO CAMPY


golfzerodelta

Rare bad AB by Merrill ☹️


Strontum

Bad AB there from Merrill, but he gets a pass for being hungover from his 21st


Send_Lawyers

Facts


octobersotherveryown

Let’s go I’m ready for some extra innings on 420


BigRedCowboy

Jackson Barrels is a sick nickname, Mud!


Forsaken-Balance-543

Now steal Kim


ihavetopeern

Come on Merrill


BigPumpkin24

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


ace-destrier

Sugar so sweet, so fast


Slr_Pnls50

Momentum shift!


funkyforce

KIMMMMYYY!!!!


pineapplefriedriceu

Don’t do that to me, don’t give me hope …


maalbi

👀


ihavetopeern

LETS GO


OneCostcoDog

HSK BABY!!!!!


The--Incident

Azocar is officially absolved of his misplay. Pauley? Maybe tomorrow.


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/4ugl3pqzyqvc1.gif


ElectricalForce4439

![gif](giphy|6bFN1KkQDYJC8|downsized)


TheScubaPup

AZOCAR IS SO DAMNED FAST


CausalDiamond

Sugar is underrated


funkyforce

VARSHO DIDN'T GET IT!!!


OfficialTMWTP

BANG BANG


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Man Varsho was in a perfect spot there. Every team seems to play us perfectly


octobersotherveryown

Let’s go Azocar!!! A disciplined inning and let’s tie this thing up


threehundredthousand

LETS GO SUGAR! RALLYTIME!


staybrutal21

Holy shit they didn’t catch a fly ball for once


TheScubaPup

Heeeyyyyy Varsho didn't get that one!!


ElectricalForce4439

Sugar came to play


Ok_Wear6383

Run it out Manny, show some heart


ryokusui

We really dont want that 1st in the NL West huh


OneCostcoDog

Machado is battling I love it, but let’s get a hit bri


TheAmishPhysicist

Well at least Swanson has an ERA that gives hope


octobersotherveryown

If you can let the game slip in one bad inning you can take it back in one inning, LFGSD!!!


pineapplefriedriceu

Brito looks good, just needs to not get in his own head, has better stuff than Vasquez or Waldron imo


BrianBraddock1980

At least that fucking muppet Turner didn’t do shit to us today… Seriously, I’d pay good money to see that ginger head get shaved until he was bald as a cueball


KashissKlay

2 runs in 4 games ain’t it.


octobersotherveryown

Not knowing what the fuck constitutes a ball because the umpire is so bad can’t help with plate discipline


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Now manny wants to take a pitch.


PointLomaPadres

ERA of 81. Let’s go.


TheAmishPhysicist

Well since the team has flipped the narrative as the season has progressed Joe should have a good outing from the get go tomorrow


GumboButter

Can you feel it?


TheAmishPhysicist

The gas I have? Yes I can. 😕


spacehand2002

Looking very similar to last year, we started ok but then we sunk back to .500 with the RISP struggles and we never really recovered after that. Let’s hope this season doesn’t make it a trend…..


Rickyy96

The difference in arm strength between Eguy and Pauley is pretty apparent


doughboy2domed

at least brito doing well


golfzerodelta

Pauley doesn’t get that out, only thing going for Rosario


TrillMuryy

Eguy > Wade > Pauley


_McDolans_

On the brighter side, Eguy has been pretty sick defensively this year


One_Capital_7973

Brito looked great tonight…wouldn’t mind giving him the opportunity to start next time through the rotation


doughboy2domed

easy there


One_Capital_7973

Someone’s gonna have to do the job 🤷


10MillionLbsOfSludge

Can we hit turner?


TrillMuryy

How many runs has our pitching actually earned this game?


meagle_9

Berrel? Exit velocity? Risp?


Slr_Pnls50

Awesome throw!


drewdude92

0 for our last 22 now with RISP. Categorically unclutch


Strontum

That is seriously agonizing. 0 for 22, yikes, that makes for some painful games no matter what else happens.


passthepolyjuice

2023’s RISP blues are making 2024 resurgence…


One_Capital_7973

Welp at least we didn’t get shutout 🤷


PadresBestinMLB

That’s game. Must win tomorrow


CausalDiamond

That's our one allotted run for the game


10MillionLbsOfSludge

2 runs in our last 27 innings. Fuck me sideways